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Dread Pirate Retard said:
Someone should tell our boy Phil if he ever complains about low tips:
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Of course, then he'll shift the goal posts and start pretending like subs and cheers matter again.
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Uh, with WHAT car? Khet has the car every day she needs it to go to work! snort Fucking gullible morahns I swear dood!
 
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
Someone should tell our boy Phil if he ever complains about low tips:
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Just want to say working for Uber or similar can be really misleading. I guess less so for Door Dash but your car will still get wear and tear, you pay for gas and any accident you cause is on your ass. If you're gonna do that you better have a reliable and cheap to maintain car with efficient mileage in cities.
I mean it looks good when you end up 200 bucks richer at the end of the day but how much did you really make?
Besides Phil would never do this because he has a bad back so he can't drive or walk. Hell, he gets winded just going up the stairs and his weekly workout is carrying the groceries inside.
This man literally can't work.
 
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BepsiLight said:
Besides Phil would never do this because he has a bad back so he can't drive or walk. Hell, he gets winded just going up the stairs and his weekly workout is carrying the groceries inside.
This man literally can't work.
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He'll use any excuse to get out of doing actual work, "my back hurts" is just the most broad and generic excuse.
 
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PieceofShet said:
I bet he would make more tips if the tips goal was wearing the vest NEXT STREAM, FULL TIME.
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Good idea. But how about every $10 Phil put a piece of a clown costume? And reaching $100 would be the entire thing!

And for $200 he sprays water on Khet's face, while wearing two wigs!

Edit: Look at him! He's so happy!

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Pargon said:
This is what happens when a dozen YouTube and Twitter detractors report him every time he sneezes. Phil makes Twitch money and while he blows their numbers and influence out of proportion (sometimes; when he's feeling himself they can't do shit to him) he's not wrong when he says that people can't cancel him, not for the things he does overtly, at any rate, and lunatics obsessed with karmic realignment localized to a certain condo in Washington do not help matters.

No one at Twitch wants to do anything about Phil as long as he's profitable and there's no cost to keeping him around, and I'm sure they're sick to death of hearing pearl-clutchers shrieking about him.
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He's like a mafia family soldier that everyone fucking hates but they keep him around because he's a good earner and he doesn't catch much if any flak from the law. Hopefully he kills the boss' horse for the insurance money and then gets his just desserts but until then, they're not getting rid of him for being an annoying piece of shit no matter how many people complain.

Nobody wrangles tards on Twitch as well as Phil can and his viewership is dismal enough that reports and slight outrage means nothing. Like you were saying, I would imagine they're sick of the amount of reports they get on this fat asshole and so they probably contribute to his plot armor.
 
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To those DSP fans that come here this question is for you. He's made over $14,000 in tips alone so far this year, how are you liking all the improvements to the stream so far? Ohhhhh that's right it went to the gotcha game black hole. PLEASE keep feeding his gambling addiction to "own the trolls" cause you are never gonna see that long promised green screen, chair or laptop.
 
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Dread Pirate Retard said:
Someone should tell our boy Phil if he ever complains about low tips:
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holy shit. I could have swore I had a door dasher that looked like wings once but I don't live in SC, and that's where he lives right?
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I'll take "Self-Awareness" for $500, Alex.
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He just can't let it go can he?
Phil, buddy, put the lid on the gin bottle and go to bed. I know you think you're deflecting negative attention from yourself by being a virtue signaling faggot on social media but you're actually just proving what a fucking retard you are.
 
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BepsiLight said:
I just think he's doing it on purpose at this point. For this to be unironic he has to be living in a completely different dimension.
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100% this. Didn’t he proclaim himself a troll back in the days where he would frequent FGC forums? It isn’t some high level IQ play by any means but Phil’s just looking for any sort of attention he can gather. If a lonely gimp knows he gets a reaction for spazzing out, he’s going to do it whenever he’s up for it. But I’ll raise you one Phil, have you come to terms you’re losing hair on your head and that stupid excuse of a goatee? Things patchy as fuck and I fear you don’t want to go back to these days. He looks like that guy who thought he was gunna marry Bjork before offing himself live on video here.
 

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Beware, Phil continues and pastes the same reaction to his hypocrisy twice (debunked! One of his tweets has an additional "and").

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Phil, here's the thing. How does one know in advance if it will be meaningful or simply a long-term exploitation of a still pignosed fan? The marriage is worse because the fan is emotionally bound to your agreement now. In fact your marriage was a shotgun marriage, way too early, almost unplanned, unexpected, uncelebrated and done in the cheapest available outfits. You don't even really know this girl and worse: She doesn't know you.

Shut up Phil. Your excuses were never logical.
 
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Beware, Phil continues and pastes the same reaction to his hypocrisy.

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Phil, here's the thing. How does one know in advance if it will be meaningful or simply a long-term exploitation of a still pignosed fan? The marriage is worse because the fan is emotionally bound to your agreement now. In fact your marriage was a shotgun marriage, way too early, almost unplanned, unexpected, uncelebrated and done in the cheapest available outfits. You don't even really know this girl and worse: She doesn't know you.

Shut up Phil. Your excuses were never logical.
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Secluding young, dumb, impressionable, vulnerable women away from their family and friends, on the other side of the country is also pretty shitty. Maybe he should look into that as well? 🤔
 
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