Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[desudesu]

Fatty just posted this. Talk about the extreme lack of self-awareness.

Being caring towards other people such as refusing to wear a mask, being an asshole to retail workers and shaming businesses for their mask policies? Sure thing Jack. Also lol @ Teresa simping for him in the comments.

What's with the uptick of his virtue signalling lately?



Ninja'd:
Also, "I value all the words of wisdom"

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[Thomas Cat]

Here’s Jack’s Amazon profile.

archive - http://archive.today/Tr7H7

The multiple "reviews" of solely advertising while in the third person are just wonderful.

 

[stets]

The multiple "reviews" of solely advertising while in the third person are just wonderful.

There's tons of gold in these reviews. Like one in every four has something funny about it. I'll probably collate the best tomorrow and do a post on them.

 

[Super Hans]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxN1Cu41tdI

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found this gem when revisiting his channel "lettersfromjack"

its baby datboicali, how precious

Of course Jack is the kind of person to have discolored walls around light switches. Filthy diet, filthy body, filthy house.

 

[Adamska]

What's going on with Jack these days? No new video, no livestream...

Maybe he's too busy trying to make a cheese soup where he just melts like a 10 bag pound of cheese, dumps like five blocks of cream cheese into it, and then some burned brisket meat and zuchini noodles to make it "KEEEETOOOO".

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

What's going on with Jack these days? No new video, no livestream...

He's probably not pulling in enough numbers on them or getting the response he wants as he's sent too many people to the boys club so he stopped doing them.

Either that or he pretended to help Jack Jr move. We'll find out in a couple days or so.

 

[Adamska]

He's probably not pulling in enough numbers on them or getting the response he wants as he's sent too many people to the boys club so he stopped doing them.

Either that or he pretended to help Jack Jr move. We'll find out in a couple days or so.

In all seriousness, I think he just couldn't be fucked to do it today. Too lazy.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

In all seriousness, I think he just couldn't be fucked to do it today. Too lazy.

Whatever the reason is he'll make up some excuse when he puts out his next disgusting video will be some excuse other than that. It's like he can't take half an hour out of his "busy" schedule to do this.

Personally I like to think it's because Big T finally had enough of his shit and didn't feel like setting it up for him.

 

[Acceptable]

Personally I like to think it's because Big T finally had enough of his shit and didn't feel like setting it up for him.

hammy ends up doing most of the work in all the videos. jack can't do much with just one hand so she ends up having to cut and chop and mix for him. I wouldn't be surprised if she just said fuck it im not doing this anymore.

 

[Pig Cups]

Ok which one of you left this review for a Cooking with Jack shirt?

I guess if people can’t troll you in the YouTube comments, they’re going to review troll you on Amazon.

In one of his livestreams awhile back, Jack cited "hatefulness" as his reason for disabling comments, but I suspect that it has more to do with insecurity. The people who criticize his cooking techniques very frequently sound more skilled than he does, and he could only tolerate that for so long- the humble façade of "I'm just a regular 'food guy,' not a pro" melted away and his true hyperinflated ego became most prominent. Even if he knows that he's terribly unskilled, he still wants to bask in the glory that comes with being looked at as a culinary guru. So he'll try to cut out as many reminders of his own incompetence as possible in the hopes that feeble-minded retards will overlook his lousy onscreen practices and see him as some Ducasse-esque virtuoso. In addition, if anyone is going to encounter Jack Scalfani, 99% of the time it's going to be on YouTube, so he likely wants the embarrassment toned to a minimum in the hopes that new viewers will be slower to catch on to his inadequacies. Most of the time, people go straight to the comments, as viewer's consensus tends to be pretty revealing.

Much of the trolling was pretty harmless, mayonnaise-centric stuff anyway, but Jack made the strategic error of showing that it was REALLY getting under his skin, and by making that clear in disabling comments, he only emboldened the trolls to strike harder and meaner via any available avenue (Amazon, Reddit, The Farms, etc.). I'd venture a guess that snarky comments on YouTube bother him more than snarky comments on his Amazon page- he did say that YouTube is central to his identity/"who I am" to the rednecks on cowboy shark tank. Yeah, it probably bugs him to see comments like those on a page where he's trying to sell shit, but far fewer people go there than view his videos. Bottom line is Jack is a true lolcow on The Farms and beyond, and it's truly inescapable thanks to all the personal information he's broadcasted to the world. Even if he were to stop, there's enough material to last forever.

Pig agrees, there's a lot of gold in these reviews

Oh, BARF...

 

[JackIsBlack]

Fatty just posted this. Talk about the extreme lack of self-awareness.

Being caring towards other people such as refusing to wear a mask, being an asshole to retail workers and shaming businesses for their mask policies? Sure thing Jack. Also lol @ Teresa simping for him in the comments.

What's with the uptick of his virtue signalling lately?

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Ninja'd:
Also, "I value all the words of wisdom"

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Maybe Senior has become self-aware that his days are numbered and he’s trying to make up for lost time in Christianly endeavors so he can go to Heaven... like all shitty Christians do. Personally, I hope he burns in Hell because he’s the scum that walks the Earth.

 

[Aaway]

He's probably not pulling in enough numbers on them or getting the response he wants as he's sent too many people to the boys club so he stopped doing them.

Either that or he pretended to help Jack Jr move. We'll find out in a couple days or so.

guarantee he'll claim he didn't go live because he was helping jr move

but still odd how he didn't say anything beforehand. "helping jack jr move" is something jack would plaster all over FB as an excuse for why he couldn't do a stream

 

[captkrisma]

guarantee he'll claim he didn't go live because he was helping jr move

but still odd how he didn't say anything beforehand. "helping jack jr move" is something jack would plaster all over FB as an excuse for why he couldn't do a stream

Jr has AT&T fiber so there really shouldn't have been any excuse. Someone should mention on Jack's page to do a livestream of him cooking a housewarming meal at Jr's new place

 

[stets]

Someone should mention on Jack's page to do a livestream of him cooking a housewarming meal at Jr's new place

Salmonella is not only the ultimate housewarming gift, but also the only gift Jack can afford.

 

[Pig Cups]

y'all really out here talking about some rancid jello when this post exists

Spoiler: money shot

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r/cookingwithjack - [Tammy] Money Shot

13 votes and 1 comment so far on Reddit

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Pig exists to serve all superior women, but in this case, it'll make an exception

Christ, I wouldn't fuck that with a stolen dick.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Pig exists to serve all superior women, but in this case, it'll make an exception

Christ, I wouldn't fuck that with a stolen dick.

Neither would Jack because I'm pretty sure his dick hasn't worked in about a decade. That's why Tammy has to go meet her bull at the gym every week and Jack gets on the treadmill with his scooty puff, eats pizza and remarks on how much weight he's losing.

 

[Aaway]

might want to look in the mirror, fatty

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

might want to look in the mirror, fatty

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Typing things out is easy. Acting on them is the hard part, Jack knows all about that. #serious

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

 

[Neko GF]

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