US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[HeyYou]

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>"Real gun control isn't even a debate, be reasonable here."
>"If we had our way, we'd ban ALL guns."
Hm.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Honest to god, fuck these people. Modern American media is a cancer to everything decent society upholds.

 

[Meat Target]

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Honest to god, fuck these people. Modern American media is a cancer to everything decent society upholds.

 

[Banditotron]

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Honest to god, fuck these people. Modern American media is a cancer to everything decent society upholds.

This really twists the knife. Ouch.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Doube post but fuck it. Once again, you take other nations' propaganda at face value. The Chinese government is talking about "masculinizing" their men precisely because they've become as coddled as Western millenials. The military has become a joke but the REAL military is no joke. By the real military I mean Academi (aka Blackwater) and the rest of the Constellis group. You'll notice they, being the actual military of the US, don't stand for this rainbow flag BS.

Constellis group has less than 30k people. And they arn't all combatants.

I'm not really sure where you got the idea America can just have mercenaries fight major slugging match wars.

 

[SmugAutist]

Constellis group has less than 30k people. And they arn't all combatants.

I'm not really sure where you got the idea America can just have mercenaries fight major slugging match wars.

Because they're not in there to fight major wars, the thing is, the US is not interested in fighting massive wars anymore. Mercenary don't work if you want to make large scale invasions like Afghanistan or Iraq, but they are extremely useful if you want to maintain order via a series of small scale operations in conflicts like the Houthi war or the instability of the ME. The current trend is that the US is pulling out of being the world hegemon, and because of our geography, we don't really need to worry about invasions, so we aren't naturally supposed to have a large military. Ironically, the place that should have large militaries (Europe) doesn't need to because of the US. America being a mostly disarmed nation makes a lot more sense than Germany or Britain being one, and that's a problem they'll have to confront once America finally pulls out of the world.

So yes, Constellis is the real military. It's just that America's military needs have drastically reduced in the last 10 years, and that's a trend that isn't going to stop any time soon.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Because they're not in there to fight major wars, the thing is, the US is not interested in fighting massive wars anymore. Mercenary don't work if you want to make large scale invasions like Afghanistan or Iraq, but they are extremely useful if you want to maintain order via a series of small scale operations in conflicts like the Houthi war or the instability of the ME. The current trend is that the US is pulling out of being the world hegemon, and because of our geography, we don't really need to worry about invasions, so we aren't naturally supposed to have a large military. Ironically, the place that should have large militaries (Europe) doesn't need to because of the US. America being a mostly disarmed nation makes a lot more sense than Germany or Britain being one, and that's a problem they'll have to confront once America finally pulls out of the world.

So yes, Constellis is the real military. It's just that America's military needs have drastically reduced in the last 10 years, and that's a trend that isn't going to stop any time soon.

LOL

Snake Eaters Inc. is about as smart as you'd expect ballsweat huffing turd wranglers to be, and without the support of the military anyway, they're about as effective as tits on a boar once they blow their "we're a real military, hee hee" wad. They have no vehicle, ammunition, or personnel depth, they rely heavily on the actual military, and are pretty much the State Department and CIA's handjob specialists.

Sure, they can kidnap a diplomat or corporate exec, blow up a school full of kids, and shoot a shitload of goats before the farmer arrives, but I wouldn't trust the mouth breathing dipshits to change the tire on a truck without all getting into a slap fight of which one gets to hold the lugnuts.

 

[SmugAutist]

They have no vehicle, ammunition, or personnel depth, they rely heavily on the actual military, and are pretty much the State Department and CIA's handjob specialists.

Pretty much, but like I said, once the US starts to pull out of the world, there's no real need for the military to get involved in anything other than securing America itself -- one of the most isolated and geographically safe countries in the world, bordered by two neighbors that don't stir up trouble and in a continent full of weaklings.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Right, you mean when most of their population is in retirement because the one-child policy was too effective and their economy turns to shit because they become drains on the economy while their fucked up housing bubble finally pops?

Relax. Speculative Doomy Shitposting is just a hobby for me. I think it draws naturally for my love of speculative fiction. I in no way think thats a realistic scenario.

 

[Snekposter]

If Iran actually got nukes it would be a good thing, it would force the US to deal with them like North Korea instead of a Potential Iraq x OhFuckNo

We're already treating Iran like that, in case you hadn't noticed. Its just that unlike NK they are completely unwilling to have a talk that isn't "Give us what we want, Great Satan", which is why there's a much harder stance. Direct intervention is just as invalid a response as with NK, because nobody wants Iraq War 2.0 except the neocons. While the reason may be domestic politics as opposed to be militarily unviable, that doesn't change the fact Iran isn't getting invaded any time soon.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

If it's going to be boring why talk about it politico?

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[Scale Smerch]

If Iran actually got nukes it would be a good thing, it would force the US to deal with them like North Korea instead of a Potential Iraq x OhFuckNo

If they got nukes. I'm pretty sure the Israelis wouldn't let it happen, and unlike the US they don't care what others will have to say over any aggression. Hell the Saudis would clap them on the back (quietly) for doing what they're too inept to do themselves.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

China has 3 major issues to over come if they wish to defeat American
1. Most of china is a fucking desert and has very little clean water
2.lack of stable food supply
3. A poorly researched and effective military
These are huge logistical issues

Adolf Hitler lost WW2 due in part to the fact he lacked fuel for vehicles, the other reason is he wasted 750k people on Stalingrad and gave Stalin ample reason to jump into the ring.

7. They have a housing bubble similar to the 2008 financial crisis.

Wouldn't they just ignore the bubble like they do with everything else?

 

[Titos]

Seeing women gushing over Biden on twatter over the last few months have reminded me of a saying I used to hear from my dad, "womens brains are alot like the office printer, just hit them a few times and they'll start working again".

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

But when you have an opponent who's just going to roll over and take the fall, does size of the fighting force really matter? If anything, America will just become China's retirement community. All because the one child policy made people focus in only having children that would be the finest stock capable of continuing elite bloodlines. And a hyper masculine army that focuses on creating the most alpha force the world has ever seen.

And what's keeping Iran from developing that technology? If Iran could have their way, they'd be working to having and launching their nukes. And the Obama deal was a great way for them to do that.


And to add to that, the entire Dem ticket only existed to get Trump the fuck out. And they did. And now their move is to create their left wing world along with destroying that MAGA Menace once and for all.

Lol. Calm down. I get the vibe you're either in high school or recently out of it. The doomposting is ridiculous. There are massive problems for the US and the West generally, but you have this cartoonish, simplified view of things. The complexity and inertia in things is much, much larger than you are seeing. You are simplifying things down to a board game, and that's not how this shit works.

I think by Summer (June 20th) Biden will be out of the White House.

I think that's a good guess. I kind of think that's about when he will be hospitalized briefly, and right before July 4th, Harris will take over, with a firehose of media talking about how the "system works" as it gushes over Harris and pretends they are ecstatic patriots in their support of her presidency.

 

[NyQuilninja]

4. Most of their population is about to go into retirement before they've become a 1st world country
5. They are energy dependant on the ME and on US naval protection to get that energy.
6. Once the US decides to pull out of the world, they don't have the means to get what they need back to China safely.
7. They have a housing bubble similar to the 2008 financial crisis.

China might be aggressive towards their neighbors and have the ability to buy influence. But your correct the CCP has been cooking the books hard and they're way less financially stable then it would appear

Adolf Hitler lost WW2 due in part to the fact he lacked fuel for vehicles, the other reason is he wasted 750k people on Stalingrad and gave Stalin ample reason to jump into the ring.


Wouldn't they just ignore the bubble like they do with everything else?

China is struggling with a lack of resources and resource management. This is why they have tried their hand in soft Colonialism. However they Are surrounded and trapped inside the sea of China. Because of the United states japan and Various other Allies. Russia sits above them and India at the rear. So no there Not a conventional threat however they are still a soft threat.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Maybe late, but WTF is wrong with white people.

 

[Dark Edea]

Around here the women in their 30s are GILFs.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

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Maybe late, but WTF is wrong with white people.

Puritan morality, shot forward a few hundred years then mixed with progressivism (which in more than a few ways also came from that inherited Puritan mentality, in the US anyway). Since it is basically a modern virtue to be against 'the concept of whiteness', it means you have these sorts of posts where Whites engage is massive self-cannibalization to prove their virtue to everyone around them; Now I know this post does not directly do that, it is a creepy deification of Biden's actions, but I strongly argue it is the same mentality pushing it.

Throw in twitter, which allows anyone to make an opinion amplified, and it quickly turns into a force multiplier allowing this morality even more influence.

 

[murdered meat bag]

Paul Van Riper would like a word with you.
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"looky here son, what you need are motorcycle couriers who can travel at the speed of light, you relay the message to send the kamikazi boats that are invisible and then you win"