Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[hungryhippo]

I think it's fucking hilarious she says "my heart goes out to all those hurt in the shooting" or whatever, we all know very well that if this was something she was covering in her Creepypasta Fridays, she'd be TEEHEE-ing til her head exploded while talking about those who died.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Jesus Christ, the chronic hyperglycemia has already given her brain damage.

 

[Guntanator]

I don't think she will live long enough to have WLS.

 

[AvrilsMeatsuit]

Here's a lovely post-meal gravy stained shirt selfie to get you by on this miraculous Tuesday! Her ears are non-existent in this photo, but it's her birthday week! Even though we all know it's a horrible ass excuse to pig out for 7 days straight, hooray! Ozempic who?

Who needs presents when her adoring fans shower her with the most ludicrous compliments you could think of?

 

[DongMiguel]

There are a few reasons we see that green shirt for days in a row. She is a filthy lazy cow and most likely slept in the shirt. When she was cleaning she was looking for a bra, couldn't find one on the floor down stairs? (remember the bra on the floor next to the couch last week?) too far to walk! oh well fuck it ill just swing.

Another reason is that I really don't think she can reach into the washing machine, I think she is physically capable of throwing them in, leaning to turn the washer on is probably a whole other struggle, and then trying to get them out with those gunts and fupas? Just impossible.

I think another reason she has worn the same shirt multiple days in a row is that she simply has sized out of other shirts. This one is stretched beyond its initial size and hasn't been fitted, even marginally, through wash, so it's probably the only comfortable shirt that fits her ever expanding body.

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

Here's a lovely post-meal gravy stained shirt selfie to get you by on this miraculous Tuesday! Her ears are non-existent in this photo, but it's her birthday week! Even though we all know it's a horrible ass excuse to pig out for 7 days straight, hooray! Ozempic who?
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Who needs presents when her adoring fans shower her with the most ludicrous compliments you could think of?
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While I know they're real people, these messages are always so generic and cartoonishly detached from what's actually being put on display, it's like they're all just positivity bots. "Wow, you are such an [ATTRACTIVE, AMAZING, INSPIRING, ENTERTAINING] + [PERSON, WOMAN, HUMAN BEING, CONTENT CREATOR]. Have you [LOST WEIGHT, CHANGED YOUR HAIR, HAD YOUR MAKE-UP DONE BY A TALENTED PROFESSIONAL]? You look so [YOUNG, WELL RESTED, CUTE, ENTRY MISSING]!"

 

[retro goddess]

I would love it if Chantal would wear her infamous, ill-fitting, fake Gucci shirt during her birthday week so we could see how well it fits her now.

 

[Please Fill In Ths Field]

Let's be real, Chantal's already the man of the house. She brings home the bacon and acts as guard dog.

And sometimes she even wears pants.

I was just reading a Canadian weight loss surgery message board and a woman there was saying it cost her $100 000 for skin removal surgery after her bypass. She also said that even with all that surgery the skin was so lax that some of it needs to be redone. I almost hope Chantal gets this surgery because she'll look so much worse than she already does. Damn, I'm petty!

There was a ton of complaining about wait times on there and the average time seemed to be around 2 years.

If the waiting time wasn't that long there would be fatties lined up (on their scooters) around the fucking block. A morbidly obese person (theoretically) could use the time to work on reducing, but I think that's the point; if you can lose 50-100 lbs on your own a la Dr Now's diet, conceivably you can lose the whole of your excess body-fat if you get into the right mindset. Fatties always want the magic pill, the easy way out - or they wouldn't have put themselves in a life-threatening position in the first place. They tend to be lazy fucks who expect the world to be handed to them for whatever reason and throw a tantrum when that fails to happen.

It seems to me (could be wrong; often am) that the very act of 'trying' and somewhat succeeding may be a last-ditch method of re-aligning their thought processes and, along with therapy, presents at least a slim possibility of non-invasive recovery. Perhaps it works for a few of the more intelligent (?) deathfats, but will never work for Chantal because you have to WANT recovery. And she definitely doesn't.

Time warp? Is she finally heavy enough to bend space-time?

She's bucking for an entry-level position into Dune's Spacing Guild should WLS not come to pass.

 

[440088]

bro. When I tell you I laughed for a solid 5 minutes at this. Holy shit. That was good. But peetz seriously made the biggest what the fuck face. As he watched Chantal pour a whole fucking container of gravy on her pizza. I had to archive this. He couldn’t believe his fucking eyes. same peetz. Same.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Gravy Pizza with fried Zucchini washed down with orange soda.

Spoiler: Diabetes Hell

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We're on the fast track to amputation!

You forgot the two huge cannoli's, the 200+ calories of ranch dressing dip for the fried zucchini, and the "dill" dressing cup she pulled out from god knows where. And I guarantee they ordered extra, extra cheese on that pizza because it was 1/2 inch thick in some places.

I love the way even Peetz looked shocked when she dumped gravy all over her pizza. I guarantee she ate all 16 oz of gravy by herself.

but I kinda want to imagine a massive bezoar... or a teratoma... or a parasitic twin?

Actually, wait, Chantal would clearly be the parasitic twin in that scenario: the “real” Chantal having been swallowed shortly after birth, and now all 126 skinny legend lbs of her are crushed in Chantal’s gut, imprisoned by hundreds of pounds of visceral fat.

Then when Chinny finally dies facefirst in her pickles ‘n’ gravy on a live stream, we’d see the sticky emerging of the long-lost twin, twisting slowly out of the rotting corpse of her captor as an insect from a chrysalis.
If only David Attenborough could be there to narrate.

That would be the perfect ending to the Chantal saga, one truly worth of all the years of disgusting mukbangs and shit stories. I hope the twin is a thin, sexy goddess, like Arnold Schwarzenegger being the "good genes" half of the Danny Devito brother pair in "Twins".

I cant believe I actually google imaged searched "bezoar", "teratoma" and "parasitic twin". Thanks!
Feel free to image search "loa loa filariasis", "elephantiasis genitalis" and "cutaneous leishmaniasis" sometime.
My gift to you!

Another reason is that I really don't think she can reach into the washing machine, I think she is physically capable of throwing them in, leaning to turn the washer on is probably a whole other struggle, and then trying to get them out with those gunts and fupas? Just impossible.

Even when she vacuumed the kitchen floor, she was literally fucked from less than 2 mins of standing up, any other person would have kept going and done the lounge room at least, that carpet is feral in there.

Remember that episode of MSHPL where the deathfat had her four yr old son climb into the washing machine and throw the clothes up to her from the bottom? Chantal needs a child slave who can fit in small places.

She should have just rolled around on her office chair while vacuuming, but she was still fruitlessly trying to convince her viewers that she's mobile. You can get a lot of cleaning done from a seated position if you're actually willing to make the effort to clean.

She'd react to the Dish of the Day in a way that makes Zaphod appear cordial and well-mannered.

And well dressed!

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

Peetz: Can't you just dip the pizza in the gravy?

Chantal: No, this is how you gotta do it. (Dumps a fucking tub of gravy over the pizza)

There was something very creepy and disturbing about the way she said that. It was like a heroin addict showing a newbie how to shoot up to get the best high. Except with gravy.....

 

[Please Fill In Ths Field]

bro. When I tell you I laughed for a solid 5 minutes at this. Holy shit. That was good. But peetz seriously made the biggest what the fuck face. As he watched Chantal pour a whole fucking container of gravy on her pizza. I had to archive this. He couldn’t believe his fucking eyes. same peetz. Same.
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Many, MANY thanks!

Spoiler: F*cking Priceless!

I watched this about 3 times before I went and smoked a joint. Then I came back and watched it a couple more - and understood a little better Peetz' delayed reaction. My buzz + his autism* was right on point as I imagined myself sitting there (ick) watching her do that without warning.

* I'm no expert but it is my personal opinion that Peetz is on the spectrum somewhere as he seems to have a complete inability to lie - especially to the beast when really he should sometimes. He spergs (...) endlessly on subjects with which he is familiar and is obsessive about them, can't read the room, and is shallow to the point you want to bitch-slap him into oblivion. He is completely despicable but that is not the fault of his autistic traits; that is the fault of his environs and upbringing.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

bro. When I tell you I laughed for a solid 5 minutes at this. Holy shit. That was good. But peetz seriously made the biggest what the fuck face. As he watched Chantal pour a whole fucking container of gravy on her pizza. I had to archive this. He couldn’t believe his fucking eyes. same peetz. Same.
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I like her "I saw the pictures online" cope because I cannot seem to find pictures of someone dumping beef gravy on a slice of pizza anywhere. It's all biscuits and gravy made into a pizza for breakfast. Chantal shouldn't be so modest and be proud of her invention.

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

Her dumping the gravy on her pizza was gross but what put me over the edge was her licking the side of that tub like a million times

 

[Madam Spergwell]

I wonder if Peetz' look of horror was because the gravy triggered a momentary vision of his future with Chantal. He'll probably be the one to change her diapers when she becomes bedbound, diapers which will likely be filled with liquidshits that look a lot like that gravy. And with her admission that she craps 8-10 times a day, that's gonna be a lot of work for ol' Peetz. Shit and farts are funny to him now, but wait until he becomes her full time caretaker. Maybe not so funny anymore.

 

[Pizza Sloth]

I like her "I saw the pictures online" cope because I cannot seem to find pictures of someone dumping beef gravy on a slice of pizza anywhere. It's all biscuits and gravy made into a pizza for breakfast. Chantal shouldn't be so modest and be proud of her invention.

Search using "house of georgies gravy pizza"

 

[gampboonerisms]

I know this has been puzzled over before, but I’m constantly amazed at how her skin is stretched so tightly across her abdomen. Sure, she’s horrifically fat and gaining exponentially, but that taut skin is fucking unusual for fatty tissue.

It’s probably just a huge (lol) issue with trapped gas in her stomach/intestines, probably from kirby force inhaling whole platters of food without taking breaks to breathe — but I kinda want to imagine a massive bezoar... or a teratoma... or a parasitic twin?

Actually, wait, Chantal would clearly be the parasitic twin in that scenario: the “real” Chantal having been swallowed shortly after birth, and now all 126 skinny legend lbs of her are crushed in Chantal’s gut, imprisoned by hundreds of pounds of visceral fat.

Then when Chinny finally dies facefirst in her pickles ‘n’ gravy on a live stream, we’d see the sticky emerging of the long-lost twin, twisting slowly out of the rotting corpse of her captor as an insect from a chrysalis.
If only David Attenborough could be there to narrate.

i have the image of the fat guy from this video. she dies, deflates, and is wisked into the air like the thin queen she knows she is. warning. it's the residents so if you don't know, i'm not sorry

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

Search using "house of georgies gravy pizza"

I looked this up: Looks like the don't have a "Gravy Pizza", but what you do is order 3 bucks worth of gravy plus any pizza and pour it on.

Judging by what Chin's ordered it's either a Ziti Pizza or a Bianca Pizza:


Obviously an X-Large (32.50), gravy is 3 bucks, Fried Zucchini is $9.95, Cannoli $3.50 (probably 2), 3 bottles of soda at $2.00 a piece ($6)

Grand Total: $58.45 before tax and any delivery

 

[Sugar Free Ketchup]

Also at this rate, Chantal could die before she reaches 37yo, even if it's in less than a week.

Anything is possible with this beast!

Being the moron Chantal is, she accidentally agreed that this could be her last birthday.

Oh, and also, she's stuffing herself silly because she's panicking before having to do pre-op prep and having to drastically change her diet.

Chinny the joker, ladies and gentlemen.
[8:15-9:15]

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

Anything is possible with this beast!

Being the moron Chantal is, she accidentally agreed that this could be her last birthday.

Oh, and also, she's stuffing herself silly because she's panicking before having to do pre-op prep and having to drastically change her diet.

Chinny the joker, ladies and gentlemen.
[8:15-9:15]

So what your saying is it's just another Fast-Food Funeral. All part of the cycle.