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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%

  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%

  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%

  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%

  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%
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Jesus Christ, why the hell was this entire video even more passive aggressive than usual? Throughout the video he calls Chills a grifter, a cryptid (and then later pats himself on the back for coming up with such brilliant writing), a has-been meme and a youtube fuckboi. Like, did a youtuber with a funny voice kill Quinton's family or something? Is he just trying to assert dominance by picking a fight with a random big youtuber who doesn't even know he exists? Does he even deserve the title of worst top 10 channel? All he could present to justify that claim were some really minor offenses that just apparently REALLY bothered Quinton for some reason.

And then of course, after 30 minutes throwing every single insult he could think of, Q adds an outro saying he just hopes Chills looks at his video and laughs at it, because he totally didn't mean to offend anyone or start any drama. It was all just jokes man, he totally loves your content.
 
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In a perfect world Chills would respond with something like this:

Top 15 Youtube creepers

"Number Fifth-teeen, Quin-ton Ree-views"
"The last thing you want in your private DMs is a grostesque, sas-quatch looking Fag-get, but that just might be what you Geh-eht"
"In early 2021 Far-left content creator Quin-ton Ree-views was caught red handed harassing popular female you-too-bers, although the accusers tried to hide his identity, several clues were left behind..."
 
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Tonberry said:
All he could present to justify that claim were some really minor offenses that just apparently REALLY bothered Quinton for some reason.
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The entire thing just came off as bitter jealousy. And that Occam's Razor bit could be applied to this entire video, is it more likely that he's playing a character? No, he's probably completely serious and that must be a strange creature in that tree.
 
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Tonberry said:
Jesus Christ, why the hell was this entire video even more passive aggressive than usual? Throughout the video he calls Chills a grifter, a cryptid (and then later pats himself on the back for coming up with such brilliant writing), a has-been meme and a youtube fuckboi. Like, did a youtuber with a funny voice kill Quinton's family or something? Is he just trying to assert dominance by picking a fight with a random big youtuber who doesn't even know he exists? Does he even deserve the title of worst top 10 channel? All he could present to justify that claim were some really minor offenses that just apparently REALLY bothered Quinton for some reason.

And then of course, after 30 minutes throwing every single insult he could think of, Q adds an outro saying he just hopes Chills looks at his video and laughs at it, because he totally didn't mean to offend anyone or start any drama. It was all just jokes man, he totally loves your content.
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Honestly, I tried to skip through the video so I could get to Quinton's point faster, but all he does is ramble on and on about shit nobody cares about. How he has 400k+ subscribers is beyond me, but he is incredibly boring to watch.
 
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Lapis Lazuli said:
Honestly, I tried to skip through the video so I could get to Quinton's point faster, but all he does is ramble on and on about shit nobody cares about. How he has 400k+ subscribers is beyond me, but he is incredibly boring to watch.
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A lot of those accounts are probably inactive, or it's users that stopped watching him after his first Trump rage-fest and forgot to unsub.

I tried watching his video on Chills, and he sounds so bored and smug at the same time. I was more interested in his GlassesUSA sponsorship, primarily because everything he tried on looked awful on him. Some of those frames are just ugly, no one would look good wearing them. They're for the plz pay attention to me crowd, so, that's actually perfect for Quinton. Some of those frames, while being advertised as unisex, are definitely meant for women. Men and women have different facial features, that's why there's sections for men's frames and women's frames. Quinton already looks like a caveman, so whether he thinks he's being quirky or not, he isn't doing himself any favors by getting women's frames. What's the point of using this tool if you're going to pick the most unflattering options anyway?

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He needs to go ahead and troon out already.
 
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Basedment said:
The entire thing just came off as bitter jealousy. And that Occam's Razor bit could be applied to this entire video, is it more likely that he's playing a character? No, he's probably completely serious and that must be a strange creature in that tree.
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Oh, absolutely. Considering how obssessive Q is with numbers and how desperate for validation he is, the fact this one-off meme criptid grifter with a fake voice has a channel ten times bigger than his must absolutely keep him up at night. And honestly, the video was almost entertaining when that smug "skeptic" facade started to crack and the jealousy began to slip through. It clearly kills him that no matter how much research and time he claims to put into every single one of his videos, he simply can't be as entertaining as a guy with a funny voice talking about obviously fake ghost sightings and making music about creepypastas. Most of the random low-effort stuff Chills uploads twice a week get double the views Quinton's videos usually do.

Q has been working for this entire year on the iCarly video, the one he -really- expects to be his magnum opus for some reason. He's put a retarded amount of money and time into buying every shitty piece of merchandise he could find, playing every game and watching every single episode, movie and cross-over special a mediocre tv series for tweens has ever put out.
And in the absolute best case scenario, all his effort is going to get half as much attention as a guy rapping about Siren Head.
 
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Tonberry said:
Q has been working for this entire year on the iCarly video, the one he -really- expects to be his magnum opus for some reason. He's put a retarded amount of money and time into buying every shitty piece of merchandise he could find, playing every game and watching every single episode, movie and cross-over special a mediocre tv series for tweens has ever put out.
And in the absolute best case scenario, all his effort is going to get half as much attention as a guy rapping about Siren Head
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A grown man putting this much effort into a video about a show for little girls definitely isn't creepy nor questionable at all. Nope.
 
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Tonberry said:
Jesus Christ, why the hell was this entire video even more passive aggressive than usual? Throughout the video he calls Chills a grifter, a cryptid (and then later pats himself on the back for coming up with such brilliant writing), a has-been meme and a youtube fuckboi.
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Holy shit, he must be so close to unironically saying shitlord at this point.
 
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Krimjob said:
Wouldn't harassing someone for their voice and face constitute bullying as per YouTube's policy?
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He must think he doesn't count because he's not edgy and has the right opinions. He has a good chance of being right about that, too.
 
Woke Blue Muttlema said:
This is legit sad. Q, you can only go 2 days maximum without a shower, and having hair that long while it being that thin is only going to make you go bald sooner. Also, cleanser first, then the cream. Oily types cannot go for long without proper hydration and a foaming cleanser, TWICE A DAY MINIMUM.


Do not give him that much credit. He was doing this autistic thing three weeks ago about making pride flags with VHS boxes.
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>italian pride
The one funny joke I've seen Quinton say and it's fucking stolen.
 
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Lapis Lazuli said:
Honestly, I tried to skip through the video so I could get to Quinton's point faster, but all he does is ramble on and on about shit nobody cares about. How he has 400k+ subscribers is beyond me, but he is incredibly boring to watch.
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Chills isn't a good subject for a video longer than 5 minutes at the most. I don't know what compelled him to jump on a very dead trend. Even for Quinton this is an incredibly shit video.
 
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Retrodogkiller said:
Chills isn't a good subject for a video longer than 5 minutes at the most. I don't know what compelled him to jump on a very dead trend. Even for Quinton this is an incredibly shit video.
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YOu can tell from the way he talks about Chills that he had a nerve REALLY struck. Maybe its the fact that Chills is popular or something or maybe its the constant reminder of views and "misleading viewers"
 
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Just feel like sharing a frame from the above video here.
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That looks like what Quinton would make jokes about back when he wasn't a breadtuber for fun as a fun little in joke with his friends.

Now all you can see is a bitter, angry man who ranting because he is envious of a guy who literally sounds like a valley girl that been chainsmoking for 40 years has more attention, friends, and respect than he does.
 
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I genuinely can't imagine being so assblasted by fucking Chills that you'd not only write, but record, edit and commission animations to go into a video for it, upload and then publish the thing without it ever occurring to you how embarassing that is. Come on Q. It's Chills.

If he were playing it for laughs I'd get it but it just reeks of this. Plus, despite myself I can't help liking Chills. I'd never watch his videos but I find his whole persona quite funny and endearing. This is like the smug nerd picking on the friendly special needs kid for clout.
 
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