Trainwreck
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Was it really necessary for him to fucking fart? God damn he is foul.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Maxxicus Callahan
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It’s interesting how he still needs an outlet for these thoughts since he can’t access Instagram he has to write and draw out the things he is feeling. The way I see it this is him continuing his meme generating but in pen and paper form. His brain can’t really process anything beyond memes or Lucas logic gotcha questions for the audience he is broadcasting to. It’s sad now that anytime I see memes that make good zinger points I take them a lot less seriously thanks to Lucas and seeing the way that his brain processes information almost exclusively in this format.
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I'm tickled that this was all he could come up with for a comment on the video showing him trying to manipulate a 17 year old.
Edit: Lucas is afraid of cars, both riding in them and driving. He admitted it on a really old video from, I think while he was still with Suzanne or shortly after she dumped him.
It has nothing to do with money or environmentalism, he's just a useless crybaby who's terrified of the loud rolly machines.
Edit: Lucas is afraid of cars, both riding in them and driving. He admitted it on a really old video from, I think while he was still with Suzanne or shortly after she dumped him.
It has nothing to do with money or environmentalism, he's just a useless crybaby who's terrified of the loud rolly machines.
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What's scary and sad Lucas would have no problems getting a cc. Companys prey on the mentally ill and those with payees more so.
Because Lucas is so toxic he can't keep an address, won't keep a po box etc no family to ship to. He's not getting these offers.
Companies send high rate cards to tards all the time. Knowing a payee has to cover debts. So let retard buy candy and pay 30 bucks over a year for a snickers.
It's pretty awful. But funny enough Lucas being so unable and willing to have housing he can't get mail. So He's way better off than others in group homes etc in regards to debt.
What I'm trying to say Lucas will die alone.
Gaear Grimsrud
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If I ever, god forbid, wound up sharing a homeless shelter with Lucas, I couldn't resist fucking with him all day long.
I'd probably get thrown out.
I'd probably get thrown out.
Mother Fucker
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The fact that he's hung up on this "I'll buy ya a cheeseburger, go on a date with me" tactic is absolutely hilarious to me. He used to say prime rib, steak, burrito, and probably more I can't even remember. I cheeseburger has to be the lowest effort attempt so far and he's still sticking to it like it gonna work any time now. His animalistic brain gets so easily wrapped around and hyper focused on food that he really thinks name dropping a specific food item should be more than enough for a young ovulater to drop everything and come running for a free tasty meal.
Not only the food baiting (cause he cares so much about food, everyone else does too right?) But applying his voices on the wind bullshit to women thinking they hear background bigots the same way he does. He really seems to think everyone's brain operates the same way as his. What an astounding level of cluelessness.
Not only the food baiting (cause he cares so much about food, everyone else does too right?) But applying his voices on the wind bullshit to women thinking they hear background bigots the same way he does. He really seems to think everyone's brain operates the same way as his. What an astounding level of cluelessness.
I don't believe the Freak is afraid of riding in cars. Back 2018 when he was hanging out with the 30 yr old woman "platonic friend" he posted that she was driving him places. Remember also when he got back from California and stayed at Motel 6 at the end to get someone to pay for a Uber he went on about he was going to die if he walked back to the shelter. He is dysfunctionl, incompetent to drive/afford a car , so he's raging jealous/envious of the people (most of all young men) who do drive and have vehicles.
LeeLoo
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Unfortunately, it was. He is incapable of not being absolutely disgusting. He talks about flat bills being immature, yet he regularly farts in videos and laughs about blowing up a bathroom so horrifically people ran out of the room.
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Heh, I imagine the clenching comes with a supervillain expression a la
And then pointing is along the lines of
Gaear Grimsrud
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Lucas in full-on Raving Derelict mode.
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Even worse, these were people who were likely either homeless or otherwise vulnerable and they STILL chose to leave a free hotel room rather than hang around with Lucas.
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To be unfortunately fair to Lucas, the video he talked about being afraid of cars in was from 2011 or 2012, so he may have had to get over part of it out of necessity.
Bet he'd be too chickenshit to actually drive one though.
LeeLoo
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Hahahahaha!! Him attempting to look angry and tough by ripping the dirty underpants mask off his fat face is the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile
I may or may not know someone who is/has attempted to crack his passwords and has a list of all the ones they’ve tried that don’t work lmao
Mother Fucker
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Remember how he was so giddy and had the time of his life just cause some people actually hung out with him for once, he couldn't stop smiling and talking about it. Now notice after he blew the bathroom up there was never another time when they hung out with him. Damn, imagine being so disgusting and unpleasant to be around that literal homeless people would rather go back out into the cold and risk not having a bed back at the shelter than spend anymore time around you at all.
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Absolutely. We also had it on reasonably good authority that the reason Lucas thought Starbucks baristas found him funny and were flirting with him was because they could barely contain their laughter when he repeatedly, regularly, and enthusiastically ripped ass while waiting in line to get his hot cocoa.
Apparently this is just something Lucas does. He blows his ass trumpet and expects everyone to be "all cool with it", to use a Wernism.
Hell, in that old shirtless standing up video from his first fart closet (duly christened) he ripped a tremendous blast AT THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO, then followed it with a satisfied and relieved "Ahhhh". And rather than starting a new vid...he kept on filming, and posted it.
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Holy shit.
He's on his way back to the hospital, no question about it.
He's on his way back to the hospital, no question about it.
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Fascism is when you keep all the zoomer baes for yourself.
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It seems to me that Lucas's new bag, which is bright red, looks a lot like a bag lady's purse.
I thoroughly approve of this development.
Now if he could only get a kerchief for his head, he would look like a filthy babushka.
I thoroughly approve of this development.
Now if he could only get a kerchief for his head, he would look like a filthy babushka.
Gaear Grimsrud
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Lucas is back to the "Jesus was a violent thug" thing.
And he had lasers, apparently.
And he had lasers, apparently.