Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Maxxicus Callahan said:
It’s funny he says he’s tired of people commenting on his rat tail like they are his dad. He must be reading what the gen z kiwis are saying about his nasty hair. He assumes we are all 20 years younger than him.
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I wonder if theres a freudian slip in there somewhere that implies lucas got told it makes him look ratty by his dad as well
 
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CrazyAsHell said:
Lucas, you nasty fat fucker, ACAB is NOT an organization AT ALL. ACAB stands for All Cops Are Bastards.....you are such a fucking twat and it's funny as fuck watching these meltdowns and using words you don't understand. SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.

Here's a link for you to actually LEARN something: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ACAB
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Am I the only one who finds it hilarious the way he waggles his head around like a furious muppet at the end of this video?

Edit: Also, there's something odd about these videos today. Even though he's screaming at the top of his lungs, once or twice he breaks into a smile, as if he's amused at his own ridiculousness.

For some reason, this yelling today seems to me Lucas being bored, or trying to tie his mania to a noble political cause, I just don't see it having the same fury behind it as when he got kicked out of the shelter, when he makes screaming videos and you can see that he's truly furious. It seems ...more forced, i guess?

Also, at one point in one of the videos today, Lucas actually hits the nail on the head about what bothers him about the world.

He says women aren't "consistent".

And that's what it is, isn't it? Lucas thinks that if you're a liberal, or you say you're a liberal, you need to do everything in a way that he understands, so that all of the pieces line up.

Because Lucas doesn't understand anything that's not black and white simple.

If you introduce shades of gray, it instantly becomes too much for him. And it makes him angry.

Now, obviously, Lucas himself is an amazing hypocrite, but this desire for black and white consistency never applies to himself.
 
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Line up ladies, to date the incel who's aged a decade in the past 3 months alone!

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"LoOk At YoUr CaR!!!!!"
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
For some reason, this yelling today seems to me Lucas being bored, or trying to tie his mania to a noble political cause, I just don't see it having the same fury behind it as when he got kicked out of the shelter, when he makes screaming videos and you can see that he's truly furious. It seems ...more forced, i guess?
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It looks to me he's letting out what he'd bottled up since he disappeared from his social media. When he came back his 1st few videos were not his usual. Don't know if it had to do with just getting released from the mental hospital or maybe the powers that be at Cannon warned him about his behavior and that's why he went back to HOC.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
Joe Stalin was my hero lmao. He’s so out of breath. He makes hardcore tankies seem pretty measured in their ideological beliefs. Like he doesn’t know about a little thing called the Kruschev thaw where Stalin was denounced and his monuments all torn down because of the terror he inflicted upon millions of people in the Soviet Union and for the Holodomor in Ukraine. People resorted to cannibalizing each other in remote Siberian prison camps ffs where all the crimes of the state were kept far away and hidden so the terror could be carried out by Stalin’s sadistic henchmen. You didn’t even have to be actually guilty of anything to meet the prison labour quota they just beat a confession out of you before a show trial.
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Christ. I couldn't even finish watching that.

Has he ever mouthed off to the wrong person and gotten his ass thoroughly beat?
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
Joe Stalin was my hero lmao. He’s so out of breath. He makes hardcore tankies seem pretty measured in their ideological beliefs. Like he doesn’t know about a little thing called the Kruschev thaw where Stalin was denounced and his monuments all torn down because of the terror he inflicted upon millions of people in the Soviet Union and for the Holodomor in Ukraine. People resorted to cannibalizing each other in remote Siberian prison camps ffs where all the crimes of the state were kept far away and hidden so the terror could be carried out by Stalin’s sadistic henchmen. You didn’t even have to be actually guilty of anything to meet the prison labour quota they just beat a confession out of you before a show trial.
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I see he's taking the troon stance that gulags weren't bad

"Goldsmiths student group mounts extraordinary defence of GULAG camps" https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ary-defence-notorious-GULAG-worker-camps.html
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
Joe Stalin was my hero lmao. He’s so out of breath. He makes hardcore tankies seem pretty measured in their ideological beliefs. Like he doesn’t know about a little thing called the Kruschev thaw where Stalin was denounced and his monuments all torn down because of the terror he inflicted upon millions of people in the Soviet Union and for the Holodomor in Ukraine. People resorted to cannibalizing each other in remote Siberian prison camps ffs where all the crimes of the state were kept far away and hidden so the terror could be carried out by Stalin’s sadistic henchmen. You didn’t even have to be actually guilty of anything to meet the prison labour quota they just beat a confession out of you before a show trial.
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I'm amazed he legitimately believes gulags were just free education. so in his mind going to college for free was the same thing as getting sent to a gulag. That rant is probably the most batshit insane thing I've heard from him yet. He could try just moving to a communist country if he really wants to live in one so badly
 
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AnOminous said:
The only time we've seen him near that was when he mouthed off to some former friend and then he collapsed on the ground crying and wailing "LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOONE!"
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He showed up with unexplained black eyes a couple times as well, that he flat out refused to acknowledge. He couldn't even be bothered to make up a 'I walked into a door' lie, so clearly he pissed people off enough to hit him at least a couple times
 
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Flatbill Oligarch said:
I'm amazed he legitimately believes gulags were just free education. so in his mind going to college for free was the same thing as getting sent to a gulag. That rant is probably the most batshit insane thing I've heard from him yet. He could try just moving to a communist country if he really wants to live in one so badly
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The camp commandant would let the guards use Lucas for target practice.
Or tie him to a post next to a bomb so the camp doctors could judge the bomb damage to humans.
 
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Cheesegirl78 said:
The camp commandant would let the guards use Lucas for target practice.
Or tie him to a post next to a bomb so the camp doctors could judge the bomb damage to humans.
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Oh please, they'd have realized immediately that, while he might have been a drain on resources, he was an effectively hilarious torture instrument for other prisoners.

Let 'em indoors during the winter, but 'indoors' is a stifling hot room with no ventilation and piss-onion-BO smelling Lucas screaming about not getting any puss puss because the younger prisoners are hoarding all the fertile women from him, see how many choose to freeze to death.

It's possible the transcription is bouncing between hilarious with all the underlining and drawing big circles around things and just painfully stupid tonight.

Edit: How the goddamned fuck do I make this into coherent text?!

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It's a trick question.
It's not possible beyond, "Bunch of 1st grade level doodling and fractured talking points from scientific studies he doesn't understand along with another invitation to lunch."

...fuck's sake one of these is almost 10 minutes long, but it had this gem that he thought would look impressive (assuming it's notes for one of his stupid board game ideas):

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klickitat said:
Oh please, they'd have realized immediately that, while he might have been a drain on resources, he was an effectively hilarious torture instrument for other prisoners.

Let 'em indoors during the winter, but 'indoors' is a stifling hot room with no ventilation and piss-onion-BO smelling Lucas screaming about not getting any puss puss because the younger prisoners are hoarding all the fertile women from him, see how many choose to freeze to death.

It's possible the transcription is bouncing between hilarious with all the underlining and drawing big circles around things and just painfully stupid tonight.

Edit: How the goddamned fuck do I make this into coherent text?!

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It's a trick question.
It's not possible beyond, "Bunch of 1st grade level doodling and fractured talking points from scientific studies he doesn't understand along with another invitation to lunch."

...fuck's sake one of these is almost 10 minutes long, but it had this gem that he thought would look impressive (assuming it's notes for one of his stupid board game ideas):

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'Where the party at zoomers? I need the hookup! Give me the puss puss! kuch yekim evats chtelf okurt lady z'
 
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WonderWino said:
'Where the party at zoomers? I need the hookup! Give me the puss puss! kuch yekim evats chtelf okurt lady z'
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He'd try to buddy up to the guards so they'd hook him up by slipping them drawings like this, only they'd just wonder why he was writing GA with a circle around the A.

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Edit: Sorry, it was rude of me to post his WIP art. Here's the finished product.

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