Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Maxxicus Callahan]

you gotta wonder where Lucas is getting his political opinions from at this point. because even the farthest left people online who constantly bash capitalism dont say they "love Stalin" like lucas does.

I am wondering the same thing, I’m fascinated by the USSR it’s institutions and history all of the things the Soviet Empire has left behind in its former satellite countries. It’s crazy to think for example that there are abandoned aerospace plants in Kazakhstan with unfinished space shuttles in them. It was after all the second largest economy on earth at a time. People feel affinity for it as they were once young when the USSR was a global superpower to be reckoned with. There is nostalgia for these times so people venerate and rehabilitate leaders like Stalin for winning the war and putting the Soviet Union on the world stage. Winston Churchill was also a bad guy responsible for cutting off food to Bengal which resulted in a mass famine, he coldly remarked that they just breed like rabbits. He is still regarded as one of the greatest British people of all time so I see the attraction to these kinds of historical figures because they are sanitized for their accomplishments and their brutality is put aside. In Russia today Stalin is being rehabilitated for his victory enough time has passed for some of his worst crimes to be overlooked.

 

[neutral grandpa]

I am wondering the same thing, I’m fascinated by the USSR it’s institutions and history all of the things the Soviet Empire has left behind in its former satellite countries. It’s crazy to think for example that there are abandoned aerospace plants in Azerbaijan with unfinished space rockets in them. It was after all the second largest economy on earth at a time. People feel affinity for it as they were once young when the USSR was a global superpower to be reckoned with. There is nostalgia for these times so people venerate and rehabilitate leaders like Stalin for winning the war and putting the Soviet Union on the world stage. Winston Churchill was also a bad guy responsible for cutting off food to Bengal which resulted in a mass famine, he coldly remarked that they breed like rabbits. He is still regarded as one of the greatest British people of all time. I see the attraction to these kinds of historical figures because they are sanitized for their accomplishments and their brutality is put aside. In Russia today Stalin is being rehabilitated for his victory enough time has passed for some of his worst crimes to be overlooked.

anyone who fought against the nazis gets a pass I guess. never mind the fact that Stalin was allied with germany while they simultaneously attacked poland, starting the war in the first place. stalin is one of the biggest pieces of shit in world history; he became incredibly powerful so maybe Lucas is just envious of that

 

[WonderWino]

anyone who fought against the nazis gets a pass I guess. never mind the fact that Stalin was allied with germany while they simultaneously attacked poland, starting the war in the first place. stalin is one of the biggest pieces of shit in world history; he became incredibly powerful so maybe Lucas is just envious of that

Lucas certainly wishes he could eat like stalin, and order the arrest and execution of his enemies with the stroke of a pen. If he could he would gleefully do both. But stalin was intelligent and cunning as fuck, where lucas is easily outsmarted by most pet hamsters and sewer rats

Though I wouldn't want to be the food taster responsible for testing those toasterbortions for poison

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Doing this shit pretty early, isn't he?

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Doing this shit pretty early, isn't he?

He must have slept out on the streets last night, right? No way he is out of the shelter this early voluntarily. And if these were made late last night or early this morning, why bother with the mask? There is no one around at that time of night.

edit - he just posted another one. He is manic as fuck right now.

 

[mothman96]

Doing this shit pretty early, isn't he?

He posted the "Young Dudes etc" like at 3:15 am Spokane time. Decided to spend the night out of HOC or is he already kicked out.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Another one.

I wouldn't be surprised if they threw his ass out last night. He seemed pretty out of control yesterday.

 

[LeeLoo]

I already knew both of those things.

The entire "language" for the stupid game he made a video about months ago, the language he was so proud of making up is literally just words spelled backwards.

He's not drunk, he's just stupid.

Edit: Finally fucking done with it all, after taking several breaks to get away from it.

But, also, how do you fuck up drawing a heart? It's so mind numbingly simple to draw and he managed to just make it...round.

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One more before I start throwing the video together! Lucas finally decided to address hitting on a 17 year old.
Shocker, he's still trying to convince people it was legal and not creepy.

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Found my thumbnail for the night!

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Fuck me, I keep pausing Wondershare after an audio adjust at the best possible times tonight.

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That one was post angry, dramatic ripping off of the mask.

I cannot even begin to convey how hard I laughed using the arrow key to make a gif of the mask rip and rage face frame by frame, but, here, enjoy this.

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...I think he can unhinge his jaw.

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That gif needs to go down in the Wernology Hall of Fame. That is absolutely fucking hilarious and exceptional and brilliant all at once.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

But Lucas, All the Young Dudes carry the news! Didn't you know that?

 

[Da Dude123]

Doing this shit pretty early, isn't he?

"He is the better boyfriend". And just because they paid for her dinner doesn't mean they need to listen to them". If Lucas bought some Gen Z girl an "Incrediburger" he would totally expect her to listen to him and essentially own her. Who the hell is he fooling?

Also, he is a stinky bum and of course, you can't convince him
Gen Z women should not like that. After all, 90 percent of them are socialists and support ACAB. He lives at a homeless shelter, all the Gen Z hotties should be lining up at the HOC or Cannon Street Shelter to date this large man wearing the same clothes he has been wearing all week. He is plenty good!

 

[Wernology]

Doing this shit pretty early, isn't he?

Early morning/after 8pm PST videos usually mean he got booted from the shelter or didn't get his ass back in line early enough to get a bed for the night.

So much for The Wern not being homophobic.

That gif needs to go down in the Wernology Hall of Fame. That is absolutely fucking hilarious and exceptional and brilliant all at once.

Right? I'd paused after an audio level adjust to start skipping to the next video and got the blurry mid-rip off anger face, hit an arrow key instead of the shift key above it, saw the 'mask is still on but nearly stretched off of his ear', stepped through it using the arrow keys a couple of times and had to take a short break due to laughing so hard I couldn't even see through the amount of tears it produced.

In that sense, I guess Lucas is a great comedian: His rage faces are goddamned hilarious when animated in slowed down motion for a gif.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Lucas ought to be a little bit more circumspect with the mania and admissions of auditory hallucinations, lest the men with butterfly nets hear him howling and drag him off to Eastern State. That would deprive us of fascinating content. Lucas didn't spend the evening at HOC, whether because wandering the cold streets in a manic fit seemed like a good idea, or he was kicked out, I cannot say.

In his recent YouTube eruption, Lucas keeps bringing attention to his residency at the homeless shelter, lest we forget or mistake him for a home owner. His stay at the homeless shelters looms large in his mind, and he may not even be welcome there anymore.

He cites the homeless shelter as evidence of his leftists credibility and anarchocommunist bona fides. He wants the Gen Z radicals of his imagination to understand that he is a comrade, and accept him as one. What is more leftists than being homeless? At one point he actually howled: "I'm as anarchist or communist as you!" His homelessness, he feels, obligates them to let him into their circle, else they're hypocrites.

Lucas has been talking a lot to his fellow vagrants, it seems, or else has adopted "the royal we." Perhaps it's the background sarcasm?

He's also very focused on feeding Gen Z baes cheeseburgers. It's wonderful how he can go from roaring about the lack of puss puss in his life, to casually suggesting that the he take his bae to Twigs, because they're "reasonably priced." Or how he can draw a diagram explaining why he needs to introduce his super semen to a girl's juicy womb, complete with stick figures, and then throw in a caption stating "Let me buy you a cheeseburger" to illustrate his thoughts. ETA: I misquoted Lucas in this instance.
And Lucas is clearly feeling the weight of his age: "I love you, Gen Z. But I don't like the boyfriends that you fuck! Especially the flatbills! And they're running their fucking mouths!....OH, SO IM 41, SO IM OLD? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! OH YOU DONT LIKE AGE, AS YOU EAT YOUR CHEESE, AND SIP YOUR WINE..."

Even if Lucas were to be carried off to the laughing academy this morning, in 24 hours he has given us enough material to chew for months.

Thank you, Lucas.

 

[mothman96]

The Freak's latest, posted 6:13 am Spokane time.

 

[neutral grandpa]

The Freak's latest, posted 6:13 am Spokane time.

"Younger dudes are morons, you come out with your confidence and your money thinking thats gonna get the women into you."

Yes, that is exactly what most girls as young as you like are attracted to. so are the young flatbill dudes the morons or are you Lucas? Is denying reality smarter then accepting it?

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

He is so fixated on "the location" like women are just congregating, alone, at a specific place and ripe for the gropin'

Nope.

 

[Mother Fucker]

he can draw a diagram explaining why he needs to introduce his super semen to a girl's juicy womb, complete with stick figures, and then throw in a caption stating "Let me buy you a cheeseburger" to illustrate his thoughts.

The writing videos were somehow even more boring than his boardgame sperging but the bigger picture of it is laughable at least. It's like he's writing his own version of the bible as a quick reference to remind himself of all the things he believes in and all the things he hates. It won't be long until he's standing on the street corner reading it's verses outloud like a preacher delivering a sermon. Alas, his only congregation will be the men with butterfly nets.

The age gap diagram with "let me buy you a cheeseburger" beside it is an instant Wern classic. I'd like to witness someone who has no former knowledge of him try to dissect that picture and describe what they think the message is.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

He is so fixated on "the location" like women are just congregating, alone, at a specific place and ripe for the gropin'

Nope.

Thats how it works though, if you want a girlfriend you have to go to the exact right spot at the exact right time then just say the right words in the right order and you have 6 girlfriends.

 

[wenttobermuda]

He is so fixated on "the location" like women are just congregating, alone, at a specific place and ripe for the gropin'

Nope.

"Where can I find the unattended teen girls, comrade?"

"Where do we go get distributed puss puss, fellow radical?"

"Dude, can you tell me where a good crime scene is?"

ETA: Two quotes from this morning that I cherish:

"We’re the supreme male! Gen X is the supreme male!"

"Goofy motherfuckers. You are creepy! Blah!" He really summons Count Dracula there.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He is so fixated on "the location" like women are just congregating, alone, at a specific place and ripe for the gropin'

Nope.

I think most of this originated from Lucas' time on Fetlife, Lucas even said he never bothered messaging any young women until he went on Fetlife, which is funny to go back and read as he's so naive and clueless about those communities. They can be exclusive, understandably so. But, Lucas seems to think there's these groups of hot 18 year old puss puss just begging to be anally fisted and drilled in all their holes. Lucas would be very disappointed if he actually attended a 'munch'. and quickly be ostracized from any community.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Lucas ranting on the street at 3 in the morning, because he has no place to go, about how he doesn't have a girlfriend puts into even greater perspective how fucked his priorities in life are.