The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Gone Ham]

This whole thing is hurtling towards cult at an unprecedented rate. In the age of this thread they have gone from slightly paranoid ranchers to troon militia to troon cult barracks.

It's not even been 10 days since the thread began, and they're chomping at the bits to turn into a cult. Is this a new record? And when they start recruiting en masse because they have room in their earthshit, you know it's officially a cult

 

[stuffandthings]

Do they not already have a tractor? I mean, a smallish acreage size tractor with a front loader and bale forks would be about the sanest thing anyone's bought so far.
Something like this?

If I had 200 alpacas, I'd want one of these. Get a mower attachment, maybe a harrow. Use it to pull feed wagons, move bales, haul frozen alpaca corpses.

A much better investment than unnecessary numbers of guns, security lights, and INFRARED DRONES.

 

[Gone Ham]

Do they not already have a tractor? I mean, a smallish acreage size tractor with a front loader and bale forks would be about the sanest thing anyone's bought so far.
Something like this?
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If I had 200 alpacas, I'd want one of these. Get a mower attachment, maybe a harrow. Use it to pull feed wagons, move bales, haul frozen alpaca corpses.

A much better investment than unnecessary numbers of guns, security lights, and INFRARED DRONES.

They do have a tractor, but "its old and from the 60's". Also they had to jury rig it (what a fucking surprise) because I think the hydros were fucked

 

[No Exit]

Do they not already have a tractor? I mean, a smallish acreage size tractor with a front loader and bale forks would be about the sanest thing anyone's bought so far.
Something like this?
View attachment 2023048

If I had 200 alpacas, I'd want one of these. Get a mower attachment, maybe a harrow. Use it to pull feed wagons, move bales, haul frozen alpaca corpses.

A much better investment than unnecessary numbers of guns, security lights, and INFRARED DRONES.

You could probably achieve that with just a 4-wheeler and a trailer. They're literally spending money for the sake of spending money.

 

[White Devil]

Do they not already have a tractor? I mean, a smallish acreage size tractor with a front loader and bale forks would be about the sanest thing anyone's bought so far.
Something like this?
View attachment 2023048

If I had 200 alpacas, I'd want one of these. Get a mower attachment, maybe a harrow. Use it to pull feed wagons, move bales, haul frozen alpaca corpses.

A much better investment than unnecessary numbers of guns, security lights, and INFRARED DRONES.

You forget that these cockless freaks have no fucking idea what they're doing, and are too stupid to learn to do things any other way but the wrong way.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Have there been any FtMs at the ranch?

 

[stuffandthings]

They do have a tractor, but "its old and from the 60's". Also they had to jury rig it (what a fucking surprise) because I think the hydros were fucked

Of all the crazy stupid things they've wasted money on

You could probably achieve that with just a 4-wheeler and a trailer. They're literally spending money for the sake of spending money.

Naw. Kiwi Farmer Farmer here, you need the HP of a small tractor to get things accomplished. Really a tractor is going to be much more useful than a 4 wheeler on a farm that small. It's the 4 wheeler that's a lazy boondoggle. You have no idea how many times on the farm we just jump into the loader tractor and use it to move heavy shit we don't want to. We use the damn loader tractor to pick apples for heavens sake. We use the loader tractor to put hay in the barn. We use the loader tractor to drive fence posts when we can't be assed to use a post driver. We hook the loader tractor up to a bale feeder, load that puppy up with feed, and drive it out to the lot.

 

[Gone Ham]

Naw. Kiwi Farmer Farmer here, you need the HP of a small tractor to get things accomplished.

You need torque, not HP for pulling and shit

 

[Cynar]

Do they not already have a tractor? I mean, a smallish acreage size tractor with a front loader and bale forks would be about the sanest thing anyone's bought so far.
Something like this?
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If I had 200 alpacas, I'd want one of these. Get a mower attachment, maybe a harrow. Use it to pull feed wagons, move bales, haul frozen alpaca corpses.

A much better investment than unnecessary numbers of guns, security lights, and INFRARED DRONES.

These jackasses are only buying a tractor because it's part of larping as a ranch princess. If you point-blank asked them what plans they had for it, you'd get 5 solid seconds of dead air.

 

[Particle Bored]

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch's new dungeon earthship is truly the stuff of nightmares.
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HOA: "And please, for the sake of god and all that is holy, whatever you do, holy shit DO NOT BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF TIRES!!!"

Penny:

Spoiler: Ta daaa! It's a haven!

Eta: so where the fuck is this new fort anyway? Seems like a fair bit of progress has already been made, too much to have been accomplished in the last couple weeks, let alone days.

 

[SneedKing]

March 14 - Quick chat with Penny about ammo (seems to imply he can buy from a federal source?) archive

Federal is just a brand of ammo

 

[NyQuilninja]

HOA: "And please, for the sake of god and all that is holy, whatever you do, holy shit DO NOT BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF TIRES!!!"

Penny:

Spoiler: Ta daaa! It's a haven!

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Eta: so where the fuck is this new fort anyway? Seems like a fair bit of progress has already been made, too much to have been accomplished in the last couple weeks, let alone days.

I think these Dickless retards are trying to do something like this

https://buildabroad.org/2016/12/19/tire-homes/

However tires are toxic
.................
yes, they are. Tires contain a host of chemicals and metals that should not be in the human body. And they do gradually erode and break down, leaching those chemicals into the environment. It’s because of these pollution concerns that it’s so hard to dispose of old tires legally.

Read more at Gardening Know How: Tire Garden Planting: Are Tires Good Planters For Edibles https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/vegetables/vgen/tires-as-planters-for-edibles.htm

 

[AnOminous]

No it wouldn't. There are tons of lower receivers with markings in the third selector position.

They raided Koresh based on shit almost as flimsy. Anyway I'm pretty sure their neighbors include actual gun enthusiasts whose passion for firearms is not merely as a substitute for the dicks they cut off, and that they'd recognize actual automatic fire and report it themselves.

 

[Friendly Futa]

Have there been any FtMs at the ranch?

No. AFAB are likely not welcomed.

 

[SIGSEGV]

they'd recognize actual automatic fire and report it themselves

fucking bootlickers smh

 

[White Devil]

They raided Koresh based on shit almost as flimsy. Anyway I'm pretty sure their neighbors include actual gun enthusiasts whose passion for firearms is not merely as a substitute for the dicks they cut off, and that they'd recognize actual automatic fire and report it themselves.

They WANTED to raid Koresh though, so they found an excuse, albeit a thin one. They have to know about the tranch and decide something needs to be done for anything to actually happen.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Have there been any FtMs at the ranch?

Of course not. Can't have them bringing in all that disruptive male energy.

 

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If you showed me this out of context, I'd ask of the contractor had a window fetish.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch's new dungeon earthship is truly the stuff of nightmares.
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Is there a reason the door has a Chipotle sign?

 

[Coccxys]

I can see a troon ranchers vs the HOA in the near future. Keep an eye on those minutes of their meetings and wait for the inevitable tweeting about a nazi conspiracy against the troons. Its possible all these visits from nazis the troons keep imagining having is the HOA going out to inspect the lot after recieving complaints. I can't wait for the HOA to try an impose sanctions on the cult true and honest sanctuary. Someone going to get ventilated.