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Dude should just cut it off at this point and get some sort of hook prosthetic in its place, it'd be a lot more useful than his dead stroke arm.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Four days ago, Jack released a video that featured a half gallon container of heavy cream from which he used four cups. Four days later, he has another recipe featuring heavy cream, but it's coming from a completely separate container. What happened to all of that heavy cream? How is it humanly possible for two-to-four people to go through a HALF. GALLON. OF. CREAM. in a week?
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Not gonna lie but when I was living a carefree bachelor life it looks like something I would have tried to make. Although I would have used a can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup or something as the base. Not two sticks of butter and a fuckton of heavy cream. There's no way in hell this was sanctioned or allowed on their diet.
To be fair it's cellulose which is used to keep the cheese from clumping and if you've ever bought pre-grated cheese inna bag then it's full of that stuff too.They've been caught putting wood pulp in shitty parmesan before
FDA Warns The Parmesan You Eat May Be Wood Pulp
The FDA is cracking down on companies that are lying about selling 100% Parmesan cheesetime.com
No, you don't buy the cheese in the green can if you want real parmigiano reggiano. You buy it because it's cheap and keeps for a long time.
Jack drinks it straight because it's keto.
Acceptable
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im not gonna lie, the casserole from the source website looks like it smacks. the chicken looks crispy and golden brown.
jacks casserole looks wet, disgusting, slimy, and ive genuinely lost my appetite just looking at it.
I would LOVE to see him just once. just once.. re create a recipe and have it actually look like the recipe author intended
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eating a properly prepared and healthy meal would drain his salmonella king powers and unclog the lard he put so much effort into suffocating his heart with
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Jack's poor lighting and 2000s RealPlayer quality video definitely don't help. He's extremely impatient so maybe he took it out of the oven before the 30 minutes was up, or didn't wait for the oven to preheat. Also, the recipe says to dry the cauliflower before adding it to the pan. Jack didn't mention doing that, and if he skipped that it would make the sauce watery. He also says he steamed the broccoli with the plastic bag in the microwave, which is probably not a good idea.
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Yeah, I can do without the casserole from the site too, though it does the job a lot better than Jack's Cheese Fetish dish. I think it's because I think you need more substance and material in it.
I don't think the dish completely sucks, I just think it needs rebalancing, maybe more vegetables for example.
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Jack continues to astonish. What a gift that man is.
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Whatever jackass got me this gift is getting my foot up their ass
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It's actually illegal to call that even Parmesan in Europe. It's considered false advertising. They have to call it "pamesello italiano."
DX10
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Here in the UK it's called "Italian-Style Hard Cheese" unless it's DOP. You will get fucking necklaced if you dare to call it Parmesan.
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I’ve never heard of cauliflower in chicken Alfredo. I’m glad he didn’t take that route with the recipe at the very least.
StraightShooter2
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Someone needs to do a Top 10 list of Jack's biggest recipe fuck-ups.
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I suppose you could swap the pasta for califlower. More like a casserole situation. I've seen broccoli in chicken alfredo before.
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This KEETOO... diet Jack is having is the same equivalent of Chris-Chan drinking his own cum mixed with Orange flavored Fanta.
StraightShooter2
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I wonder if Jack's shit is keto?
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It's the absolute laziest way to steam the broccoli. He said to just follow the instructions on the bag, so what happens if I buy fresh broccoli from Whole Foods? Shit don't come with instructions!
What you do is you chop the broccoli into "mouth size" pieces (also smaller than what Jack shows), place it in a microwave safe bowl with some water in the bottom, and microwave on high for about 4-5 minutes. Or you can just buy a steamer for your stove. A decent one costs like...$25 and would get a lot of use given they stick to their diet.
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I don't know, man, looks like a lot of carbs to me.
StraightShooter2
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So I was perusing Jack's website and I just noticed this:
www.cookingwithjack.com
Jack Scalfani has been involved in the entertainment industry his whole life. Dj'ing nightclubs, Radio Disc Jockey, Artist Management and now Youtube Producer/Talent and has his own line of sauces, seasoning and beef jerky sold across America.
I've never seen or heard of Jack's beef jerky at all? Has anyone else?
He also has a Linkedin that mentions the beef jerky, I googled and found a few results for labels which were for supposed to be for his line of beef jerky, but I see no evidence that it's ever been sold by Amazon or any other online retailer:
Also, it it weird that beef jerky comes in a jar?
Recipes | Cooking With Jack | Youtube
A cooking show with easy delicious recipes, cooking tips & honest product reviews
Jack Scalfani has been involved in the entertainment industry his whole life. Dj'ing nightclubs, Radio Disc Jockey, Artist Management and now Youtube Producer/Talent and has his own line of sauces, seasoning and beef jerky sold across America.
I've never seen or heard of Jack's beef jerky at all? Has anyone else?
He also has a Linkedin that mentions the beef jerky, I googled and found a few results for labels which were for supposed to be for his line of beef jerky, but I see no evidence that it's ever been sold by Amazon or any other online retailer:
Also, it it weird that beef jerky comes in a jar?
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Super Hans
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So I was perusing Jack's website and I just noticed this:
Recipes | Cooking With Jack | Youtube
A cooking show with easy delicious recipes, cooking tips & honest product reviews
Jack Scalfani has been involved in the entertainment industry his whole life. Dj'ing nightclubs, Radio Disc Jockey, Artist Management and now Youtube Producer/Talent and has his own line of sauces, seasoning and beef jerky sold across America.
I've never seen or heard of Jack's beef jerky at all? Has anyone else?
He also has a Linkedin that mentions the beef jerky, I googled and found a few results for labels which were for supposed to be for his line of beef jerky, but I see no evidence that it's ever been sold by Amazon or any other online retailer:
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Also, it it weird that beef jerky comes in a jar?
It's not weird that it comes in a jar, but it's a stupid shape for containing beef jerky. It should have been a perfectly round cylinder instead, not narrow on the top like a liquid jar.
It is weird, though, that if it didn't say beef jerky on the label I'd think it was a jar of spaghetti sauce. Why are the contents so fucking red with no discernible shape?