Tabletop Community Watch

I remember tabletop gaming in the 80's and 90's, where 'Macho Women With Guns' and its supplement 'Renegade Nuns on Wheels' were spoken of in hushed, reverent tones. Fun fucking games with a tongue planted firmly in cheek, where not-Ellen Ripley. not-Red Sonja and not-Sarah Connor teamed up to battle Isaac Azathoth for the fate of whothefuckcares. I remember HOL (Human Occupied Landfill), a hilarious pizza-cutter game (all edge, no point) about an all-male prison planet as seen through the eyes of someone having a really bad peyote trip. I remember SLA industries giving people the chance to be a slightly bigger than average maggot on the rotting corpse of a planet dying from end-stage monopolistic capitalism, but approached the setting with a very dry, quintessentially British sense of humour. I remeber the cheapness and pointlessness of life in Paranoia, an RPG that Orwell himself would have loved. I remember the balls-to-the-wall insanity of an Australian RPG named Hunter Planet, where death, mutation and dismemberment were the gold standard for PC's.

And what do we have now? Social Justice is more important than having fun. Being inoffensive is simultaneously the Most Important Thing In The World and also completely impossible, because there's always going to be a nigger, faggot, troon or vagina wielder there to police everything you do as a GM.
Can't run a game where egregiously bad decisions are punished. Can't run a game where good decisions are rewarded. Can't run a game where one player character naturally and organically emerges as the leader. Can't write a game where black people are slaves, not-Jews are good with money, or societies comprised of straight white people are benign.

Choose your players well, GMs. The same people you welcome to the gaming table today could be accusing you of psychological de-facto rape, racism, misogyny or more tomorrow. You will have no trial outside Facebook or Twitter. You will have no legal defence. And when you are inevitably found guilty in the court of social media, every potential employer you ever contact, upon googling your name, will discover you recreationally advocate for slavery, genocide, rape, sexism, misogyny and white supremacy.

I wouldn't play any RPG with anyone I didn't know personally, due to risk of them taking offence over some trifle and damaging my IRL career. And that's very saddening, that we now have a gaming culture where so many people are looking for the opportunity to take offence instead of the opportunity to grow a thicker skin and laugh at the absurdities of modern existence.
The first leads to the second in this case. When you start promoting Sarah Connor as more a strong woman than a mother and push Ripley as this marine wannabe badass you end up with women thinking they're men and all the bullshit they bring. I recall hearing 20 years ago that any big name in tech, CEO or developer was banned from being alone with a woman at conferences. In Atheism(+) Rebecca Waton attended one of their conferences as some shitty youtuber social justice type. She met an actual intellectual atheist on the elevator after hanging out at the bar and was asked if she'd like to come to his room for a coffee after they got off on the same floor. The next day she made a video declaring him Mr bad man and a rapist which ends how you already suspect it does. If you're in nerd circles this type of behaviour is far from new. It's only new if you're paying attention to the corporate brand of socjus which is mostly down stream from Twitter, the original journo hive. Roleplayers have a very weird interaction with the main stream of tabletop games (TCGs and miniature gaming like Warhammer). They always sit in their own bubble away from all the bullshit others have to deal with. Playing Warhammer for most people is clubs or shops where any one can walk in the door and ask if you fancy a game. It's not until they turn around and you see the shit stain on their jeans you know you're doomed. Role players normally have more of a vetting process.

Even if you pick your players well you can't be sureone won't troon out and straight up lie about you when you refuse to call a man in a dress a woman. Seen that happen in communities too. Good bye play group! Despite nerds best attempt to be inclusive (being a bunch of freaks outcast by everyone else) play groups have always been under Darwinian selection. That guy stories come from group destroyers and there has always been a soft ban on women at the table through self destruction of almost every group that tried it. The girlfriend is the ultimate That guy and the single woman no matter how ugly is going to cause the same problems and infighting.

Amazingly enough, the one common complaint I hear from soc-jus types is just how hard is it to find groups to play tabletop games.

I wonder why that is? 🤔🤔🤔
Finding games is hard these days for everyone without a standing group or a university/college they're attending. These people and the youtube generation has poisoned the well so bad no one trusts any one else to play games any more. How many hardcore fans who just want to grill have been turned off by all the social justice pandering from GW and others? My 40k army hasn't been on the table in years, I was going to return to 40k after missing several editions because 8th ed looked neat despite it's obvious brokenness and pay to win elements. After GW started virtue signalling and releasing children's books I decided I would pick up another game and not play at all if I couldn't find one. The hobby has always had a 10 year gap between 25-40. Burn out and life becoming more complicated leaves less room for toy soldiers. Once your shit is back together you want to find a hobby and remember the model kits you built of old. Now you have the income and enough time to build a bit so it gets picked back up. How many of those old guard did the same as me and decided to stay out of it?

So, five coomers and one cunt so dry it drips sand.

Is anyone even remotely surprised? In saner days, these fuckers would be getting torn to ribbons for "fetishizing lesbians". In Current Year, though? I'm sure even actual lesbians cower in fear before these men and their creative beard/enabler.
They wouldn't have even paid attention back then. They were too busy crying how good it feels to get dicked and calling it rape afterwards. Women in tabletop were as rare as trannies are in the wild today. What changed was board gaming got big off of kickstarters where there was insane amounts of money thrown around. Troons pretending to be woman propped up the numbers and then suddenly monopoly was in the same wheelhouse as DnD and Warhammer. More games added cheap Chinese crap to the boxes and more women moved in seeing a massive amount of money for almost no effort. If you want to see what a woman in tabletop looks like go look up cosplay whores. None of them are here for the games and it's why games are constantly watered down for them. If you dare say this in public you will be blacklisted from everything because socjus types and simps all want that 3/10 land whale girlfriend who likes all the things they like (she doesn't) and will dress up as Fox McCloud in bed with them (they won't).
 
From my time looking at Sigmarxism I am gonna stop becasue it is melting my brain I got some info but its just useless shit. At this point its much easier to paint your dumb plastic army men and ignore them. I did get some information but keep in mind I got half of this shit scattered from here, /tg/, and actual stumbling upon it.


These are 2 twitter accounts connected with it also remember I made a post regarding the Stormcast Eternals page on 1d4chan and how it advertises the channel of the guy who created Sigmarxism - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBZdQIBv-eAyPo6XY1Amsew/videos. Many already said 1d4chan was taken over but I did not think it got this bad since I stumbled upon this entry.


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The fact alone it advertises /r/warhammer40k. /r/sigmarxism, and /r/grimdank is laughable. From what most people say sigmarxism has claws in almost every 40k sub on reddit and will constantly raid other places. For instance, the trouble with Archwarhammer was quite possibly an entire operation to get him blacklisted by sigmarxism. Now I myself do not like Arch either and think he was retarded in how he dealt with the drama but I cant deny there was maybe some flubbing.

What ultimately got him blacklisted by the community was his discord server logs where he would be racist and defend pedophilia although that might have been entirely true since I found this on /tg/


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Arch is not the first person /r/sigmarxism has canceled another equally retarded youtuber by the name of Commissar Gamza made a couple videos complaining about "SJW /kiddie"infestation of 40k and thus he was targeted to the point he nuked all his new videos and stopped uploading for months. Again he was too retarded to defend himself and sigmarxism had another easy target.


Finally, a popular hobby youtuber by the name of Dana Howl (who is an actual trannie not memeing)

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Has typical complaints (40k is to much of a boys club, female space marines, toxic masculinity) and seems to post on sigmarxism praising their work but this is not even the crazy part. I thought it was purely shitposting but this person was a trannie porn star who has a video floating around.


My run down is that Sigmarxism in general seems to actually dislike 40k whenever someone tries to defend a faction they are bombarded with essays saying "no actually the Farsight Enclaves are military junta facism blah blah". The name itself seems to allude to them liking Age of Sigmar but the entire sub is just 40k complaining with people saying age of Sigmar is bad too but it has good models so its fine. This is all I really cared to search up becasue I am kinda lazy, and I really do not want to read through paragraphs of people telling me what 40k will only be good when its ironic.
 
Amazingly enough, the one common complaint I hear from soc-jus types is just how hard is it to find groups to play tabletop games.

I wonder why that is? 🤔🤔🤔
I know right? I have three different campaigns going on right now that have lasted for over two years, and one which started in the pandemic. It turns out if you have friends that like rpgs and they’re your friends, the group can last longer than one session. It’s something they’d never understand lol.
 
From my time looking at Sigmarxism I am gonna stop becasue it is melting my brain I got some info but its just useless shit. At this point its much easier to paint your dumb plastic army men and ignore them. I did get some information but keep in mind I got half of this shit scattered from here, /tg/, and actual stumbling upon it.


These are 2 twitter accounts connected with it also remember I made a post regarding the Stormcast Eternals page on 1d4chan and how it advertises the channel of the guy who created Sigmarxism - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBZdQIBv-eAyPo6XY1Amsew/videos. Many already said 1d4chan was taken over but I did not think it got this bad since I stumbled upon this entry.


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The fact alone it advertises /r/warhammer40k. /r/sigmarxism, and /r/grimdank is laughable. From what most people say sigmarxism has claws in almost every 40k sub on reddit and will constantly raid other places. For instance, the trouble with Archwarhammer was quite possibly an entire operation to get him blacklisted by sigmarxism. Now I myself do not like Arch either and think he was retarded in how he dealt with the drama but I cant deny there was maybe some flubbing.

What ultimately got him blacklisted by the community was his discord server logs where he would be racist and defend pedophilia although that might have been entirely true since I found this on /tg/


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Arch is not the first person /r/sigmarxism has canceled another equally retarded youtuber by the name of Commissar Gamza made a couple videos complaining about "SJW /kiddie"infestation of 40k and thus he was targeted to the point he nuked all his new videos and stopped uploading for months. Again he was too retarded to defend himself and sigmarxism had another easy target.


Finally, a popular hobby youtuber by the name of Dana Howl (who is an actual trannie not memeing)

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Has typical complaints (40k is to much of a boys club, female space marines, toxic masculinity) and seems to post on sigmarxism praising their work but this is not even the crazy part. I thought it was purely shitposting but this person was a trannie porn star who has a video floating around.


My run down is that Sigmarxism in general seems to actually dislike 40k whenever someone tries to defend a faction they are bombarded with essays saying "no actually the Farsight Enclaves are military junta facism blah blah". The name itself seems to allude to them liking Age of Sigmar but the entire sub is just 40k complaining with people saying age of Sigmar is bad too but it has good models so its fine. This is all I really cared to search up becasue I am kinda lazy, and I really do not want to read through paragraphs of people telling me what 40k will only be good when its ironic.
What ever happened to having fun with army dudes? It’s rather simple. Paint dudes, put dudes on table and roll dice. Cool paint jobs and conversions / kit bashes are also highly encouraged.
 
Snipe and Wib: a couple that is left wing and at times pitches support for lgbtq causes. Their focus is generally on gaming but they bring up some left wing causes every now and then. I like their reviews of older codices and models, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they went off the deep end eventually. Their fans are spergs though.
I don't know if coming out as an "enby" counts as off the deep end but yup, Snipe is now "non binary" because apparently being female in a hobby where women are already a minority wasn't oppressed enough. (my inner TERF wants to yell at her for erasing women in the hobby)

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She absolutely stans Jim "Stephanie" Sterling too.

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Thirsty Sword Lesbians should have been a love letter to sleazy swords and sluts (chainmail bikini included) B-grade movies that you would find in grindhouse theaters in the latter part of the 20th century. Instead, we got ugly Tumblr genderspecial codswallop in a steaming shit canoe.
 
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What ever happened to having fun with army dudes? It’s rather simple. Paint dudes, put dudes on table and roll dice. Cool paint jobs and conversions / kit bashes are also highly encouraged.
Troonatics and SJW spazzes will criticise historical wargames for being colonialist, patriarchal, Eurocentric etc. but have no ability to bitch about ‘Y U NO HAV FEM SOLDIERS IN WW2’?. It’s why, as an older gamer with a thirty-five year investment in GW, I have finally turned my back on them and play beer and pretzels historicals like Bolt Action. And the final straw was ‘Warhammer is for everyone... except you, and you, and you, ya fucking fascist’.
So yeah. Instead of GW making money off me by letting me ironically LARP as a fascist (Muhreens) commie (Tau) or African warlord (Orks), they’ve now and forever lost any more income from me as I unironically LARP/play Nazis in WW2.
 
Troonatics and SJW spazzes will criticise historical wargames for being colonialist, patriarchal, Eurocentric etc. but have no ability to bitch about ‘Y U NO HAV FEM SOLDIERS IN WW2’?. It’s why, as an older gamer with a thirty-five year investment in GW, I have finally turned my back on them and play beer and pretzels historicals like Bolt Action. And the final straw was ‘Warhammer is for everyone... except you, and you, and you, ya fucking fascist’.
So yeah. Instead of GW making money off me by letting me ironically LARP as a fascist (Muhreens) commie (Tau) or African warlord (Orks), they’ve now and forever lost any more income from me as I unironically LARP/play Nazis in WW2.
Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, but at least it's a fucking ethos! References aside, as gaming stores close down because Amazon needs to shove its dick into everything the only way to do social gaming will be conventions and Internet (at least in US). Small game store revival is really our best shot. Small communities that simply don't take stupid shit. Neo-nazis playing plastic soldiers with Antifastiche bullshit like in the good old days. Luckily, there's a thriving store like that near me that functions under a simple rule: weirdos are cool, but don't be a dick. People don't game with dicks. Period. And the players need to stick to it.
 
Commissar Gamza is probably baiting Sigmarxism with a super straight chapter. Even if he isn’t I’m expecting some tards to flip out at him.

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And it's not even a bad color scheme. Less eye-searing than most half-and-half schemes you see out there.
 
What ever happened to having fun with army dudes? It’s rather simple. Paint dudes, put dudes on table and roll dice. Cool paint jobs and conversions / kit bashes are also highly encouraged.
You might not want to talk about dialectics, but the dialectics want to talk about you.
 
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And it's not even a bad color scheme. Less eye-searing than most half-and-half schemes you see out there.
It does looks good. A lot of similar half-and-half themes look atrocious.
Pretty cringe if he is baiting.
I can’t prove it with certainty, maybe he just likes the meme or color scheme... but even if he wasn’t trying to do anything I expect some autists will consider him guilty based on the comments alone.
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Think I ought to mention ScarlettKingdom (previously posted in Tranny Sideshows due to his gross NSFW tweets and selfies), a textbook AGP troon who hosts a podcast, Warp Time Radio, with two others (the girl is a they/them transtrender as well, not sure about the other guy - no pronouns or intersectional nonsense in his Twitter bio at the very least) but the three of them did raise money for Mermaids, the charity that encourages kids to troon out, so Scarlett is worth keeping an eye on. His Twitter handle was “Feminid ruining 40k” a while ago and along with sperging about muh diversity, he also appears on stream with a fellow troon.

Edit: Also this exchange on r/grimdank over an (apolitical) meme being shared from Sigmarxism. “It’s just a left wing subreddit, we aren’t tankies, I swear” says the commenter who probably believes he’s on the right side of history. Same hypocrisy as the rest of Reddit, far left subs staying up and the denial that they enable extreme views while those that are even remotely conservative get taken down.

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Think I ought to mention ScarlettKingdom (previously posted in Tranny Sideshows due to his gross NSFW tweets and selfies), a textbook AGP troon who hosts a podcast, Warp Time Radio, with two others (the girl is a they/them transtrender as well, not sure about the other guy - no pronouns or intersectional nonsense in his Twitter bio at the very least) but the three of them did raise money for Mermaids, the charity that encourages kids to troon out, so Scarlett is worth keeping an eye on. His Twitter handle was “Feminid ruining 40k” a while ago and along with sperging about muh diversity, he also appears on stream with a fellow troon.

Edit: Also this exchange on r/grimdank over an (apolitical) meme being shared from Sigmarxism. “It’s just a left wing subreddit, we aren’t tankies, I swear” says the commenter who probably believes he’s on the right side of history. Same hypocrisy as the rest of Reddit, far left subs staying up and the denial that they enable extreme views while those that are even remotely conservative get taken down.

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Yeah, hey guys? She's not going to sleep with you. WSMs aren't leaving the hobby, they're setting up new clubhouses where your rules don't apply, just as you requested. Have fun when your circle jerk becomes a firing squad and cons are dead and you have to deal with all the "toxic" people who just want to play a fucking game and escape reality.
 
How are you the highest level of privilege but punched down at? If Straight White Males Nerds are able to be punched down at then they aren't on top of the pile. This creates a contradiction that should be obvious to any one not virtue signalling as a sexual predator.

Yeah, hey guys? She's not going to sleep with you. WSMs aren't leaving the hobby, they're setting up new clubhouses where your rules don't apply, just as you requested. Have fun when your circle jerk becomes a firing squad and cons are dead and you have to deal with all the "toxic" people who just want to play a fucking game and escape reality.
She won't but a troon might.

New clubs and groups will be needed but you can't legally gate keep them. If one troon finds your club they can force their way in through discrimination laws. The bread and butter of most stores and clubs are uni students and they will invite trannies in. The only solution is a spare garage and a small group of friends building off each other, if you can make that happen you're going to be really lucky after covid.
 
New clubs and groups will be needed but you can't legally gate keep them. If one troon finds your club they can force their way in through discrimination laws. The bread and butter of most stores and clubs are uni students and they will invite trannies in. The only solution is a spare garage and a small group of friends building off each other, if you can make that happen you're going to be really lucky after covid.
Well, it's not like it'll be called gatekeeping anymore. Saying the group is full is my personal favorite. Most groups aren't open and have gone totally invite only, so if you don't advertise a wild troon may not appear. It's not a perfect solution, but it's a solution and it stops you from painting No Troons Allowed on the clubhouse. Besides, if the fact S+ gained any traction at all beyond a joke indicates, people are just getting sick of troons.
 
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