Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

That's why they call it "Parmesan" cheese here because that's not a protected term and it's not the real stuff. It's imitation cheese. It's like using something like Grana Padano which is kinda sorta like Parmigiano Reggiano except it costs about half the price and doesn't taste as good. It's no different than California labeling their sparkling wine as "California Champagne". Since Champagne is a protected term but they fought it in court and since it was grandfathered in they're allowed to do so. But only by using the qualifier "California". Kraft didn't have that clout or that right so it's Parmesan.


Yeah it was covered a long time ago. The only places you managed to find it was, oddly enough, in some hardware stores. I've never actually seen it in the wild but there was a post he made once talking about getting into a couple local hardware stores along with his sauce.

had to do some digging in this thread but i found it

"the best you'll every taste!"

 

[stets]

This is definitely what Jack says to Tammy’s bull right before he preps him. I’m not sure why you’d want to advertise that on a supermarket endcap.

 

[Neko GF]

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[80's Dad]

supermarket endcap.

It's not even a supermarket. It's an ACE Hardware store. They don't really sell food, but they do have fresh popped popcorn at the entrance so that explains why Jack ever bothers to go in there.

 

[Religion is Dead]

The jerky also came with those dental flossers in case any got stuck in your teeth.

 

[captkrisma]

Fatty is super excited to head back to the theatres and decides to announce it on Facebook.

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Only two theaters are opening in TN. Knoxville (which is hours away), and the one at the Grand Ol Opry.

Jack hated 'mask police' at Universal, so he's REALLY going to love the employees and ushers that are enforcing standards at Regal cinemas. If it's anything like Alamo Drafthouse they have exit procedures as well, with patrons exiting by rows, back to front, like a wedding or graduation ceremony.

Jack will likely tout on the tickets being sold out, not realizing that it's because theaters are at half capacity or less depending on the state requirements.

Jack also mentioned bringing a snack bag, so that begs to be asked: what snacks does Jack bring into the theaters? Something to ponder for Saturday.

 

[Adamska]

Only two theaters are opening in TN. Knoxville (which is hours away), and the one at the Grand Ol Opry.

Jack hated 'mask police' at Universal, so he's REALLY going to love the employees and ushers that are enforcing standards at Regal cinemas. If it's anything like Alamo Drafthouse they have exit procedures as well, with patrons exiting by rows, back to front, like a wedding or graduation ceremony.

Jack will likely tout on the tickets being sold out, not realizing that it's because theaters are at half capacity or less depending on the state requirements.

Jack also mentioned bringing a snack bag, so that begs to be asked: what snacks does Jack bring into the theaters? Something to ponder for Saturday.

Sticks of butter rolled in parmesan cheese and salt is my prediction for Jack's snack of choice. It could also just be a fuckload of smoked sausages too though given his addiction to meat.

 

[JackIsBlack]

Is this latest video the Tammy Scalfani redemption arc?

Senior: “Tammy hates when I make that joke about the magic table [where I can’t catch COVID].”

later on...
Senior: “[Complaining about the price of a burger] How much for the bun?”
Tammy: “You’re nasty.”

This video is hard to watch... and Tammy wearing a blazer like a butch lesbian isn’t easy on the eyes.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

"The Best You'll Every Taste!" Dude couldn't even be bothered to proofread a store display.

It's worth noting that Ace Hardware is a co-op. The stores are independently owned and they use their combined purchasing power to buy goods at lower prices than they could on their own. So he probably had some deal with someone who owned a few stores in his area.

 

[Aaway]

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holy shit this video is filled with some gems


jack is so sad that the party is being held at a brewery and even worse, it's downtown

"i had to walk up 400 flights of stairs, but i made it" :balcony looks around 5 ft off the ground:

another "magic table" reference. the camera then points to tammy who completely ignores him

mr. sugar is evil begs tammy to order a dessert sampler that consists of chocolate and a brownie "just to look at it."

jack starts talking about how the burger they ordered is $20 but quickly gets interrupted by tammy who reminds him that it's actually $15 but since jack wanted to add an egg and bacon, it's more expensive

jack: (literally yelling) HOW MUCH IS THE BUN? tammy has just about had it and tells him to shut his mouth and says he's being nasty

tammy orders wings but immediately shoots down jack's request to try one

jack eventually gets his way and gets his hands on a wing and acts like he's never seen one before. "this is gorgeous, i want to put this on a poster in my bedroom!" tammy again reminds him that he didn't want them


looks like jack and tammy shared a burger with an egg and bacon, fries, and wings. i'm sure that fits into his profile by sanford plan

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

More cookies? I thought we were finally free from hearing him bitch about the damn cookies aaaaaaaaaa

 

[captkrisma]

holy shit this video is filled with some gems


jack is so sad that the party is being held at a brewery and even worse, it's downtown

I'd understand if Jack was a recovering alcoholic. I have a family member who is 5 years sober and when we hang out I take measures to avoid him relapsing. If that means having water instead of wine when we hit the steakhouses, im fine with that. Jack isn't a recovering alcoholic, however, so he really has no need to be all boo-boo faced. Besides, maybe Jannette likes a beer or two so wtf not have one at the source?

 

[Aaway]

I'd understand if Jack was a recovering alcoholic. I have a family member who is 5 years sober and when we hang out I take measures to avoid him relapsing. If that means having water instead of wine when we hit the steakhouses, im fine with that. Jack isn't a recovering alcoholic, however, so he really has no need to be all boo-boo faced. Besides, maybe Jannette likes a beer or two so wtf not have one at the source?

and it's not like tammy seemed to have an issue with it at all, considering she's the reason why jack turned into mr. alcohol is evil in the first place

a brewery is a great place to have a bday celebration

 

[Adamska]

and it's not like tammy seemed to have an issue with it at all, considering she's the reason why jack turned into mr. alcohol is evil in the first place

a brewery is a great place to have a bday celebration

Agreed, so long as you don't have guests who have gone sober.

And on Jack's tarding out on booze, I think it's because he always wants to drink some, but the only time he can get away with it and keep his fake and gay Christsona is when he refuses to cook out the alcohol in whatever rotgut he buys at the nearest Sam's Club.

Either way, he acted like a crackhead being allowed to indulge in a mound of rock after going through massive withdrawals with no release given how excited he got over everything... even as he cried about how everything TOO EXPENSIVE AT SAME TIME. It was disgusting to watch.

 

[Sir Jack Scalfani]

holy shit this video is filled with some gems


jack is so sad that the party is being held at a brewery and even worse, it's downtown

"i had to walk up 400 flights of stairs, but i made it" :balcony looks around 5 ft off the ground:

another "magic table" reference. the camera then points to tammy who completely ignores him

mr. sugar is evil begs tammy to order a dessert sampler that consists of chocolate and a brownie "just to look at it."

jack starts talking about how the burger they ordered is $20 but quickly gets interrupted by tammy who reminds him that it's actually $15 but since jack wanted to add an egg and bacon, it's more expensive

jack: (literally yelling) HOW MUCH IS THE BUN? tammy has just about had it and tells him to shut his mouth and says he's being nasty

tammy orders wings but immediately shoots down jack's request to try one

jack eventually gets his way and gets his hands on a wing and acts like he's never seen one before. "this is gorgeous, i want to put this on a poster in my bedroom!" tammy again reminds him that he didn't want them


looks like jack and tammy shared a burger with an egg and bacon, fries, and wings. i'm sure that fits into his profile by sanford plan

You left out the bit where tammy said it was....."CHEAT NIGHT"!!!!!

Every night is cheat night with these 2 land whales....Jesus wept!!

Jack is an absolute dickhead in this video......ultra obnoxious......

I despise Jack as much as tammy and her friends do...

Tammy is counting down the days to Jacks 3rd stroke.....

 

[DeadwastePrime]

had to do some digging in this thread but i found it

"the best you'll every taste!"

why a hardware store

 

[Aaway]

You left out the bit where tammy said it was....."CHEAT NIGHT"!!!!!

Every night is cheat night with these 2 land whales....Jesus wept!!

Jack is an absolute dickhead in this video......ultra obnoxious......

I despise Jack as much as tammy and her friends do...

Tammy is counting down the days to Jacks 3rd stroke.....

being around those two must be fucking unbearable. especially jack with his constant sperging about masks and how expensive the food is

i'm sure jeanette can't stand to be around them either and just invites them to be nice

 

[OfficerBagget]

I'd understand if Jack was a recovering alcoholic. I have a family member who is 5 years sober and when we hang out I take measures to avoid him relapsing. If that means having water instead of wine when we hit the steakhouses, im fine with that. Jack isn't a recovering alcoholic, however, so he really has no need to be all boo-boo faced. Besides, maybe Jannette likes a beer or two so wtf not have one at the source?

After a stroke you're advised not to drink anymore as it can make your BP unstable and more likely cause another stroke. Ofcourse Jack is not being a whiney bitch for his health, but at least his sperging and refusal to partake in drinking is letting him ride The Grease and sugar train for a little longer before his next stroke.

 

[Lenzperkins]

why a hardware store

 

[DuckSucker]

I start the video and see the stick of butter, I think no way he is going to use an entire stick of butter in a casserole recipe. He uses two. Fucking so gross who likes food like this.

I thought when Jack put 5 lbs of cheese in his stuffed peppers, but he's the type of dude with no concept of diminishing returns. The type who goes "well if Paula Deen (who was selling butter) says fat is flavor and the recipe calls for 3 tablespoons and that's good flavor, 4x that would be ULTRA good flavor!" No it's gonna be all greasy and slimy and gross dude.

He does it all the time, like with his pizza that one time: sausage and pepperoni is good, oh ham and pineapple is good too, oh I like mushrooms and olives and peppers with my sausage pizza, fuck it, Ill have the whole pizza bar. Oh one slice of cheese on a burger is good, what if I had one slice of every type of cheese?! Then you lose any nuance of the food, and its kinda pointless and stupid, because he cant contain himself.

You even see it in his hamburger video apparently, where he gets both add-on options they have, an egg and bacon. Most people would just get one or the other I feel, especially if it costs extra, because they seem like strong flavors that would compete with the burger and each other, plus whatever else is on the burger.