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I was autistically trying to find Phil's movie collection video so I could go through frame by frame and see if one of the hundreds of movies he owns is Blade Runner (he doesn't) and I found this oldie but goodie.

Phil explaining how he had his parents fly out and clean his house.

CAUTION: DO NOT WATCH IF YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS

 
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The following doesn't include any of the mentally ill shitheads on this thread but some of the people on Detractor Twitter actually scare me. Like, an unhealthy, bitter, ultra MATI obsession with Phillip.

I'm not talking about reading here a couple times a day or making super autistic posts that are oftentimes very funny. I'm talking about some of the dudes with IRL pictures, that look like serial killers or guys you know have only ever had intercourse with a pillow. And they have 3k+ tweets and they're 99% Dave over the course of years... YEARS. Over a decade ago!

According to Phil, you're supposed to be machoor adults compared to who you were OVER A DECADE AGO. Just because you say chicky chang wang hello JEW, doesn't mean you support some dude having a bad day and blowing the heads off a couple Happy Ending Chikka Chakka Chukkas.

It isn't healthy and I don't like it. But it's no where near as scary as Derichs rapid ascent to President of the Elliot Rodger Fan Club Toronto Chapter. Dude doesn't even know what missionary is and almost totally skipped Gaping Assholes 101. At his pace, in a weeks time, he won't even get a half chubby - even if Luna Mills puked in Madi Collins asshole and Madi Collins diarrhea-ed into Luna Mills' ear.

Phillip just ain't worth this much obsession.
 
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It's OK to not like Blade Runner, a lot of people think the movie is boring. It's definitely slow paced and having different versions and arguments about which is the best makes every discussion about it a clusterfuck. The problem is Phil's cunty opinion about it sucking because it didn't make much money, as if that determines a movie's quality.

Let's try to work out the possibilities.

Property is popular, made lots of money, and Phil likes it? "Best shit ever!"
Property is unpopular and/or didn't make lots of money, and Phil likes it? "Sadly, this is why we can't have nice things, dood."
Property is popular, made lots of money, and Phil doesn't like it? "Stupid children will watch anything!"
Property is popular but did not make lots of money, and Phil doesn't like it? "This should not exist because I don't like it, and people who like it are idiots or posers."
Property is unpopular, didn't make lots of money, and Phil doesn't like it? "I am a genius of culture with a very unique take on why this property sucks, listen to my five minute long rant about it."
 
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There is a streamer who banned his viewers for spending too much money.

“My problem,” Ludwig concludes, “is that people are spending too much money, and it’s a bit uncomfortable. I want to curb the amount of money spent, at a 100 gift sub cap. "




Twitch is full of retarded people. But could you imagine dsp in this situation? Hopefully no one tells him this cause he would flip out HINT HINT
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I was autistically trying to find Phil's movie collection video so I could go through frame by frame and see if one of the hundreds of movies he owns is Blade Runner (he doesn't) and I found this oldie but goodie.

Phil explaining how he had his parents fly out and clean his house.

CAUTION: DO NOT WATCH IF YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS

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I want to break down that video with time stamps because its hilarious:

0:58 He calls Leanna new potted plants "succulent plants" for some reason.

1:58 He is talking about how he has perfectly working office chairs in his nook and says "we can dump these chairs,not dump DONATE". He inadvertidly admitted that he was going to take two office chairs to the dump,I'm pretty sure that if he lefts them on the street someone would have took them but he threw them away in the dump.

3:25 there is some plastic baskets and he starts talking about how he is "going to have to chop up those baskets". Again perfectly working baskets and instead of putting them in the street so someone take it he wants to destroy them and throw it away.

4:10 He has paper plates that he bought IN BULK in the closet,mature adult can't do dishes and eats from paper plates.

4:30 He admits that the garage was an un-usable mess from all the shit it had and it took him 2 YEARS to clean (and he only did because his dad was there).

5:15 When talking about his dirty garage he says "I didn't had time to clean it up myself,the day I take off to do that I don't work,I can't make money,I can't support the business". Phil you work like 6 hours a day from home and you have one day off a week,stop roleplaying as if you had no free time you acoustic manchild no one believes you. Also still RPing as a business owner.

7:30 He admits his parents were doing things around the house all day.

7:50 He talks about how his parents had to teach him how to paint and take care of the garden so its not filled with weeds since he couldn't possibly have know. A man in his 30s said that unironically.

8:30 His father had to help him move a couch because he was sitting in a cushion that was flattened every night(I assume the cushions are attached to the couch),Phil would have kept sitting on a flattened cushion forever if his dad wasn't there.

Lol at his level of self awareness,he made a 10 minute video about how he is such a manchild that he didn't clean up his garage in two years to the point where he couldn't use it ,his dad painted his GF room,he didn't know how to get rid of weedß in his garden and didn't know how to paint a wall. This makes him look so immachoor for a man in his mid 30s.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
well now it all boils down to two choices
1. that video was phil's and both phil ans swag are both lying
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2. it wasn't phil's and phil sent swagginz a picture of his polish sausage
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The weirdest part is one grown man defending another grown man's penis. Like seriously. The guy is literally white knighting DSP and being like "trust me bro. Dude has a big dick I promise"

He really needs to evaluate some things in his life.

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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
Can we just appreciate the fact that this dumb sack of pig shit hit the tips goal, refunded the whale tip that hit the tips goal, cost himself a refund fee in the process, banned the whale from tipping, berated the whale after the fact because the whale didnt respond to his tipquisition in a timely factor, and it was all due to his own paranoia!! It didn't take any troll prodding, any troll khantributions, or any troll involvement at all!!

Only one thing comes to mind currently

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It's truly amazing. This moment should be remembering the annuls of DarksydePhil's autism vortex lore. Everything about this is so ridiculous and impossible to believe.

Loser online throws $68 at Phil's stream while not even watching it because he's in an exclusive cabal of giga-autists that throw $1000s at Phil's gacha addiction because ????? Phil NEEDS to make $100 every stream? Which proves Phil gets over $100k/year, this man NEEDS that money... to pay his bills. Tip gets denied because Phil demands to dox you if you must give him large amounts of money, and he has proven he will willy-nilly share those dox among his mods in the most toxic, retarded community on the internet. Loser cuck cries later in Phil's stream that he must give him $68 and Phil can't accept because he has banned cuck for not being willing to be doxed. Phil now ends up paying a few nickels in Paypal fees that he will now bitch about repeatedly, and probably insult this $68 tipping loser for not bending over properly. Cuck will certainly continue throwing more large amounts of money at Phil after this.

It is truly amazing. What are these people.
 
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Pargon said:
if you faggots derail this thread one more time over a thirty year-old film i'm spending the next year beating your surviving loved ones to death
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Those posts would be on-topic if Phil would just start reviewing movies already like everyone wants him to
It’s, DSP’s fault
 
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Pargon said:
if you faggots derail this thread one more time over a thirty year-old film i'm spending the next year beating your surviving loved ones to death
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40 year old film....
Teatrical cut is good, director's cut is better, final cut is all time classic cinema, if you don't get the unicorn origami plot point, you're as low IQ as DSP's ex after leaving high school without a diploma. Sequel I never finished because the DVD copy I watched was scratched so it wouldn't play anymore at the return point of an important character and I just quit giving a fuck, didn't finish it when it was on kiwifarms movie night a while ago either but should do so just to say it is done.
Tatu Carreta said:
I want to break down that video with time stamps because its hilarious:

0:58 He calls Leanna new potted plants "succulent plants" for some reason....
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It's a term used to describe certain plants, so it's not that strange to say.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
It's truly amazing. This moment should be remembering the annuls of DarksydePhil's autism vortex lore. Everything about this is so ridiculous and impossible to believe.

Loser online throws $68 at Phil's stream while not even watching it because he's in an exclusive cabal of giga-autists that throw $1000s at Phil's gacha addiction because ????? Phil NEEDS to make $100 every stream? Which proves Phil gets over $100k/year, this man NEEDS that money... to pay his bills. Tip gets denied because Phil demands to dox you if you must give him large amounts of money, and he has proven he will willy-nilly share those dox among his mods in the most toxic, retarded community on the internet. Loser cuck cries later in Phil's stream that he must give him $68 and Phil can't accept because he has banned cuck for not being willing to be doxed. Phil now ends up paying a few nickels in Paypal fees that he will now bitch about repeatedly, and probably insult this $68 tipping loser for not bending over properly. Cuck will certainly continue throwing more large amounts of money at Phil after this.

It is truly amazing. What are these people.
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You forgot: Cuck now has to email DSP his dox for the privilege of giving DSP more money.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
Trigger Warning: Absolutely dogshit opinions on Blade Runner.

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I hope he starts doing a side thing talking about cinema so badly because this absolute fool has the worst takes imaginable. There he goes again using how much money a movie made as a method to judge it, never mind that if you pointed out how Ninja makes way more money than DSP he'd say that's irrelevant to the quality of the content...

Blade Runner? Boring shite. Bugsnax? Adult masterpiece with amazing and complex story.

Fuck me, can't spell philistine without PHIL I suppose!
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Whats up with "highly educated" people like DSP and LTG?

Movie that holds your hand and explains everything or lack complex plot = "Awesome and entertaining movie!"
Move meant to make you think on things or dosen't explain the plot until the very end = "Horrible and boring movie, it sucked!"

Does it really hurt that much to think just a little extra?
 
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Dragoonism said:
Whats up with "highly educated" people like DSP and LTG?

Movie that holds your hand and explains everything or lack complex plot = "Awesome and entertaining movie!"
Move meant to make you think on things or dosen't explain the plot until the very end = "Horrible and boring movie, it sucked!"

Does it really hurt that much to think just a little extra?
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Now I want to see DSP review Soul. This movie sucks because it has an open ending dood! They didn’t explain what 22’s spark was!
 
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