Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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Big T has lost some weight, it seems.

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Maybe she's been giving Jack some of her food because she wants him to die sooner. That might explain why he made that post about how much he loved her.

You know how your Grandmother used to feed you so much as a kid because that was her way of showing you how much she loved you? Well that's how Mushbrain is interpreting this. Meanwhile the look in her eyes is, "die you useless waste of oxygen".

Seriously. Look at that picture and tell me she's not wishing death on Jack.
 
Seriously. Look at that picture and tell me she's not wishing death on Jack.
I’m legitimately curious what would/will happen if/when Jack strokes out again. If it’s debilitating and he loses mobility or the use of another arm, I think she’s done. She can barely tolerate him, and I don’t see her sticking around to spend the next decade literally wiping his ass. I think that will ultimately outweigh any peer pressure to stay together from the freaks at their murder church.
 
Why are these fat fucks buying cookies again? You can’t tell me it’s for the kids this time around.
I sincerely hope that wasn't the totality of their birthday gift for their friend. That would be super sad and pathetic for adult people.

Also, how has no one pointed out that this guy with a cooking channel doesn't know what a "sous chef" is.
 
I like how you can hear the fear in his voice when he mentions it's downtown. Also, him saying that it might have pineapple is probably just him trying to steal the wings. Of course food is going to be expensive if it tastes really good. There's a brewery near me that has expensive prices, but their food and beer is superb! I'm ok with paying a little extra money if the food is really good. Jack I think just wants all places to have fast food prices, that way he can stuff as much slop in his mouth as he can.
good point about him telling jeanette there might be pineapple in the wings. definitely something jack would do to get more food for himself, like when he purposely spices his food so tammy doesn't have any

and yeah, a $15 burger at a brewery isn't out of the ordinary at all. that's pretty standard pricing as far as brewery/gastropub food goes. but of course jack wouldn't know since he doesn't go anywhere aside from fast food joints and strip mall burger places

this is a stupid question but how is It legal to use a bitmoji as a business logo or in an advertisement? legality aside, Its so unprofessional and childish to have a fucking snapchat bitmoji represent your company.
it's not legal
 
this is a stupid question but how is It legal to use a bitmoji as a business logo or in an advertisement? legality aside, Its so unprofessional and childish to have a fucking snapchat bitmoji represent your company.

it's not legal
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EDIT: Also, back in the Ace Hardware display for his BBQ sauce and beef jerky, he used the BitMoji in his in-store advertisement. Wonder how much BitMoji could sue him for?

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EDIT: Also, back in the Ace Hardware display for his BBQ sauce and beef jerky, he used the BitMoji in his in-store advertisement. Wonder how much BitMoji could sue him for?

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Huh, all this time I thought from all the Boomers posting whatever shit they wanted that for some reason BitMoji was open-source. Bit surprised to see Jack have pulled off ripping their content for so long.
 
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EDIT: Also, back in the Ace Hardware display for his BBQ sauce and beef jerky, he used the BitMoji in his in-store advertisement. Wonder how much BitMoji could sue him for?

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And he even slapped the Los Angeles Angels logo on it too. Somehow I doubt he got the team's permission for that. What a clown. I've reported him to Snap (owners of Bitmoji) before but he's still got his retarded-looking Bitmoji on his stinger, the channel's banner and his official merch, so they don't seem too interested in enforcing that. Maybe he's too small-time for them to care.
 
this is a stupid question but how is It legal to use a bitmoji as a business logo or in an advertisement? legality aside, Its so unprofessional and childish to have a fucking snapchat bitmoji represent your company.
I spent a good bit of time looking up how to get in touch with Viacom (who owns MTV and Comedy Central) the other morning because I’m pretty sure he can’t be selling apron’s with a South Park generated character on the front. It’s their IP I would think.

Edited to say: if you look at the Best Sauces website, he’s still using the old South Park generated character for the aprons and not the Bitmoji for some reason. Everything in “The Merch Store” looks like he’s it changed over to the Bitmoji. Interestingly, the aprons he signs aren’t in the merch store.

Here’s the link to the Best Sauce page: https://www.ecwid.com/store/thebestsauces/
 
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this is a stupid question but how is It legal to use a bitmoji as a business logo or in an advertisement? legality aside, Its so unprofessional and childish to have a fucking snapchat bitmoji represent your company.
He doesn't have an actual company. All he is is a fat crippled retard who has no skills and can't do anything. Every time I see his shitty bitmoji I want to punch him in his actual face. Not in Minecraft, in realitycraft.
 
Girls lunch and Jack crashes it and makes it all about him shoving his camera in everyone's face and ruining Jeanette's birthday

And still bitching about the mask like a whiny little girl. "We are saved by the table."

Notice that he looks towards others for validation when he goes on his mask rant in the restaurant.

 
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Reading the posts about the brewery video I was assuming it was a semi-large gathering where Jack filming the entire time would be weird, but not that distracting. Just watching that one clip with the mask rant and I can already tell I was wrong. How incredibly awkward.
Given how he’s said he writes off on his taxes any food purchased and eaten for one of his YouTube channels, I suspect he does this even at someone’s birthday dinner because he wants to be able to write it off as product purchased for a “review”.
 
And still bitching about the mask like a whiny little girl. "We are saved by the table."
That's what, the *third* time he's made that ""joke"" in a video lately? Imagine how often he must say it when the camera doesn't catch it. Jack thinks he's clever for coming up with that one (or more likely repeating some joke someone else made), but Tammy probably wants to strangle him every time he says it by this point. "My wife hates it when I say that." Then stop saying it, asshole.
 
all tammy had to do was tell jack that the bday was being held at a brewery in downtown nashville and he wouldn't have thrown a tantrum about her not taking him
No he would have tantrumed harder since breweries often have food.

He hates black people, but food and the ability to get narcissistic supply from possible friends trumps that when it comes to him.
 
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