Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

I really hope this leads to someone trying to catfish Lucas using the photo of himself as a teenage girl.

LOL someone absolutely has to do that. He would never live it down. It would have been hilarious if that pic is what the catfish who got him to LA had used. Imagine lucas getting catfished all the way to LA by a picture of himself as a teen girl

I'm sure his psychologist would have all kinds of things to say about that

 

[ClownBrew]

I'm quite enjoying this new slew of content from Lucas. Has it been confirmed he had been kicked out from the shelter?

He never confirms anything. That's okay-- luckily we have a dedicated team of CIA grade autists who work round the clock tirelessly to keep us up to speed.

 

[Twrx]

Spoiler: Timestamped it for you

https://youtu.be/BHWF46ZyT8Y?t=1924

Awesome, thank you. Watching that, all I can see is Chris chan taking off his glasses dramatically.

 

[Wernology]

Spoiler: Timestamped it for you

https://youtu.be/BHWF46ZyT8Y?t=1924

Lucas disapproves.

He never confirms anything. That's okay-- luckily we have a dedicated team of CIA grade autists who work round the clock tirelessly to keep us up to speed.

Not entirely true.

He proudly confirmed the first ban he got from HoC because he thought it'd get him laid when Gen Z hotties heard about how he stood up to the Mr. Meanie Security Guard who was cockblocking him.

Edit: I can just tell by the title of his newest video that it's going to irritate me, mostly because some moron appears to have given fatty a free pizza again.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He's back, muthafuckas.

 

[IceQueen]

He's back, muthafuckas.

Why does his voice sound so much worse than usual here...?? He already had COVID and was fine but now he sounds like he's dying of the plague.

He mentions "hitting the vape pen" but a fucking vape, especially on a lifelong smoker who still smokes weed all the time, shouldn't make him sound this bad.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Why does his voice sound so much worse than usual here...?? He already had COVID and was fine but now he sounds like he's dying of the plague.

He mentions "hitting the vape pen" but a fucking vape, especially on a lifelong smoker who still smokes weed all the time, shouldn't make him sound this bad.

And he and Isaac are apparently buddies again.

I guess when you have as few resources as these guys do, you gotta take a free meal and toke where ever you can get it.

 

[Mother Fucker]

The way he sounds in this newest video is a good example of why he always goes silent after a series of chimpouts. His voice is almost completely gone. I guess that's what happens when you spend a whole day yelling at your phone about retarded shit.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

So, right now, an excess of greasy food is calming Lucas down, the way it usually does.

Baby has his favorite bottle.

When the greasy food runs out, or as soon as Isaac disappears temporarily to go see a girl, the chimp out will start again.

My fervent wish is that Isaac or his bro slap fatty in the face. Again.

 

[IceQueen]

And he and Isaac are apparently buddies again.

I guess when you have as few resources as these guys do, you gotta take a free meal and toke where ever you can get it.

True. Plus if Lucas is to be believed, Isik is a drug addict and uses crack specifically, and that could well be true since he's a young kid on the streets, in which case I definitely don't blame Isik for taking whatever he can get.

 

[NattyDaddy]

He's back, muthafuckas.

Damn he's trashed, this should be good..

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

True. Plus if Lucas is to be believed, Isik is a drug addict and uses crack specifically, and that could well be true since he's a young kid on the streets, in which case I definitely don't blame Isik for taking whatever he can get.

Lucas is not to be believed. Accusing someone of using crack or meth is one of his longtime go-to insults.

 

[mothman96]

And he and Isaac are apparently buddies again.

I guess when you have as few resources as these guys do, you gotta take a free meal and toke where ever you can get it.

That is he only way the Freak can have "buddies". By paying their for food/weed/booze.

True. Plus if Lucas is to be believed, Isik is a drug addict and uses crack specifically, and that could well be true since he's a young kid on the streets, in which case I definitely don't blame Isik for taking whatever he can get.

Lucas is a pathological liar and when he said Isaac is on crack, Lucas was pissed at Isaac for coming between he and Dorothy. So take what he says with a bunch of salt.

 

[Da Dude123]

I watched his video. I guess Lucas and his fellow hobos somehow swindled the delivery driver and got free food. I guess he got his payee to release more money. And then when that stimy hits, watch out! Long stay at the Motel 6 and lots of prime rib and weed for his vape pen!

I wonder if he pissed off HOC again and is on a timeout from them?

 

[Josef Mengele]

He's back, muthafuckas.

He was lucky he ordered from a large chain, most of the pizza places in my area are unwilling to "comp" for mistakes, they may slip you a 50% off your next order, but a free pizza is almost unheard of from local chains.

 

[mothman96]

I watched his video. I guess Lucas and his fellow hobos somehow swindled the delivery driver and got free food. I guess he got his payee to release more money. And then when that stimy hits, watch out! Long stay at the Motel 6 and lots of prime rib and weed for his vape pen!

I wonder if he pissed of HOC again and is on a timeout from them?

Looks to me he has access to the money from his monthy check. I think the only bill he has is his phone service, so once that is payed he can spend the rest.
Time out from HOC might be why he is at Motel 6 now.

 

[IceQueen]

Lucas is not to be believed. Accusing someone of using crack or meth is one of his longtime go-to insults.
IceQueen said:
Lucas is a pathological liar and when he said Isaac is on crack, Lucas was pissed at Isaac for coming between he and Dorothy. So take what he says with a bunch of salt

I mean that is true, but also it’s really not unlikely that some homeless kid he met at a shelter is on drugs.

 

[Rescuetoast]

He most likely wouldn’t be smoking crack, anyway. Meth is the big thing out there. Lucas just calls everyone a crackhead when he’s mad at them because he’s perpetually stuck in the early 90s.

 

[TurdFondler]

I think he got thrown out for ranting or whatever after lights out at HoC. The writing videos were done in a cot so he was clearly told to shut the fuck up but I guess writing just isn't as cathartic as yelling for 24 straight hours.

 

[ClownBrew]

Abolish Social Security and send all the homeless to Siberia.