Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

darkwingosonichugorl said:
I can't imagine Lucas even talking to a zoomer girl. The only way he "connects" with them is with his leftist ultra-feminist cuck speak, and that's all obvious virtue signaling. We know Lucas pretends all this because he wants to anally tear apart little girls. He really should just give up and get some escorts with his BidenBux.
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I think that’s a bit optimistic, no escort is going to want his bloated ass unless they are in search of their next hit of crack. Lucas is the kind of angry and crazy that any sex worker would choose to avoid unless some nasty pimp forced them.

Edit: I bet sex workers have to get in bed with nasty people they’d prefer not to get in bed with but at then end of the day it’s a job. Although I’d imagine asking a sex worker if they’d have sex with Lucas is like asking a repairman if they would repair a broken fridge. They’d both says it’s broken you are better off getting a new one. Lucas is too broken for any kind of intimacy and needs chemical castration.
 
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Has anyone else received a friend request from this Lucas account? Most likely a catfish. Account says he was born 5/4/2000
 

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darkwingosonichugorl said:
I can't imagine Lucas even talking to a zoomer girl. The only way he "connects" with them is with his leftist ultra-feminist cuck speak, and that's all obvious virtue signaling.
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Yeah it’s pretty funny how much he seems to actually hate zoomers. He’s said as much before but that’s just when he’s pissed about them not fucking him. But he hates the way zoomers talk/their slang, their style/clothing/the way they dress and accessorize, he hates their music, he doesn’t watch any of their movies or tv shows, and he can’t keep himself in college for more than a few weeks. All of that coupled with the fact that despite what he thinks, his political views are very much NOT in line with what most zoomers believe, Lucas has absolutely NOTHING in common with anyone under like 30.
 
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Looks like someone is having a sleepover at the hospital.
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'Feeling cool, calm and confident'

.....That would be a first. Did lucas have an unfortunate transporter malfunction and switch places with terran lucas?

The fact he goes out of his way to say blatantly false things like that usually means the opposite is true and he thinks he is being clever by trying to head off any claim to the opposite like that. If anything this implies he either got a 'you're going to get an evaluation or we're calling the men with butterfly nets' or its something post covid infection related. Either way lucas is clearly attempting to downplay it, which again, tells you its something serious enough he doesn't want anybody really knowing whats actually going on there

The fact this is happening after a couple days of screaming and ranting like a loon in public makes me suspect its more a butterfly net situation and he's getting a forced evaluation
 
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If it was something post COVID related it would be 100 percent outpatient. He would not be staying in the hospital. This is something forced. He even said he did not know how long he would be away. When will the cow return? And he is now back on his dumb ass $50 videos.

Who cares if some street hobo is insulting you? You have a bed and a roof over your head and changed clothes today. Lucas is a low status ragman. Who cares if he is making a dis video about you? It's like a bird chirping at you. He is beneath you.
 
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Dammit, we need @Nobleman to drop the inside scoop.

Edit: watching some of Lucas's old videos, because the new one, where he's rasping through a mouthful of pizza, makes me sick every time I attempt to listen to it. I love Lucas's faux-hipsterism; whether he's calling people cats like some Hep Daddy from the 1940s, or referring to his parents' employment as the travel agency game, it's hysterical to me. I don't think he realizes that this pseudo beatnik dialogue only alienates him further from gen z. Although, given the choice between that, and his mouthful of pseudo-Gen-Z word salad slang abortionspeak, I definitely prefer Lucas as a hep daddy. He's a crazy cat.

Well, he's crazy. And he abused Suzanne's cats. So much so that when she left, she took them with her, so that Lucas couldn't, in his turn of phrase, "train them exactly like a dog".

Uh-huh. If only those cats could speak, having to spend every day at home alone with Lucas while Suzanne was working. I bet those cats have seen some horrifying things.

I have a sudden urge to see Lucas in full beatnik regalia, a black and white striped long sleeve shirt, black pegged jeans, Beatles boots, a beret, Lennon-style sunglasses, and smoking a clove.

Hep Daddy Telomerase. He can use his melon head as bongos.
 
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If it was something post COVID related it would be 100 percent outpatient. He would not be staying in the hospital. This is something forced. He even said he did not know how long he would be away. When will the cow return? And he is now back on his dumb ass $50 videos.

Who cares if some street hobo is insulting you? You have a bed and a roof over your head and changed clothes today. Lucas is a low status ragman. Who cares if he is making a dis video about you? It's like a bird chirping at you. He is beneath you.
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He got himself admitted via a "suicide" threat when he was banned from HOC back in November. Looks like he "played" it similar when he went missing after getting the 24 hr ban from Cannon. Since it has worked before he could be doing the same again. It is true even in the case when he got himself admitted, once in he doesn't know when the Dr(s) will ok his release. Or you could be right, he's being forced to be evaluated. We'll see what happens this time around.
It would really burn him if he went in there thinking he'll be back out soon, but this time he gets sent to Eastern State for long term treatment.
 
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He followed my account back to say I was "a bigot" and "so immature" then I'm pretty sure just blocked me like the giant puss puss he is.

I wonder how long I ought to wait before following him back on the three burners he thinks are his friends...

Edit: LOL well he guessed who two of them were as they got pre-emptively blocked.
 
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Here is a new pic from the new Instagram account
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It tickles me so much that, despite all his liberal posing, pictures like this, with his "I do drywall"-esque mustache, and mullet, make Lucas look like the kind of guy who would have a Confederate flag baseball cap, drive a pickup truck, and make City boys squeal like a pig.

Lucas's face is the dueling banjos of faces. Terrifying, yet almost impressive in its single-minded insanity. he looks like the kind of guy that would wear paint-stained denim overalls, with no shirt underneath, and spit skoal onto his porch.

The kind of guy who would say, "What I went ahead and did was, I replaced your condenser coil, and that'll run you about three hundred". *spits dip splooge*. This is the vibe you give off Lucas! Not anarchist socialist, friend of the youth! The vibe you give off is strictly WWF redneckery!


if you're trying to look like a liberal, lucas, can't you at least dye your hair purple, get a couple giant piercings in your face, and start dressing like less of an old man? I suggest this not because I think it would be an improvement, but because I want to see punk Lucas.
 
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