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When KF went down a few months back, I realized that I craved Wern content more than A&N or Internet Famous
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
- Thread starter SpacePanther
- Start date
denysdemontfort
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Did his brand new IG get deleted already? I don't follow him or anything so I can't imagine he'd have blocked me, he doesn't even know I exist.
Trainwreck
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Ghostwriter
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[Bumcel type beat]
Back at it, Motel 6
Life without worry
You're not a fit for a zoomer
She likes em old and burly
I'm a little late
But when you can't find the party
You're never in a hurry
Vacation in LA
You were never worthy
Flex like I'm rich
But this is tax payer money
If you ain't got a mask
Don't talk at me honey
Won't chase a job
But I'll always chase a dame
Thanks to Tosh,
You already know my name
I'm an atheist
But for the love of god,
Just touch my dick
Not a big fan of covidslut chicks
And flatbills are a thing that exists
I didn't move from Olympia
Just to get cockblocked
I'm not vibing with this
My last date was a nig
...but I don't discriminate
We had a cheeseburger date
Turns out she had a boyfriend
shit like this is the reason for all my hate
Out of the way zoomer dude!
I'm tryna procreate
Dropped out of school
(There was no upper class)
You're talking fisting
Well then show me your gash
But no really
I dropped out cause of math
Don't hate on simping
I perfected the craft
You're part of Gen Z?
Then plz touch my shaft
You need an insult comic
That's fifty dollars
Extendo92
Find me there, give me hollers
Back at it, Motel 6
Life without worry
You're not a fit for a zoomer
She likes em old and burly
I'm a little late
But when you can't find the party
You're never in a hurry
Vacation in LA
You were never worthy
Flex like I'm rich
But this is tax payer money
If you ain't got a mask
Don't talk at me honey
Won't chase a job
But I'll always chase a dame
Thanks to Tosh,
You already know my name
I'm an atheist
But for the love of god,
Just touch my dick
Not a big fan of covidslut chicks
And flatbills are a thing that exists
I didn't move from Olympia
Just to get cockblocked
I'm not vibing with this
My last date was a nig
...but I don't discriminate
We had a cheeseburger date
Turns out she had a boyfriend
shit like this is the reason for all my hate
Out of the way zoomer dude!
I'm tryna procreate
Dropped out of school
(There was no upper class)
You're talking fisting
Well then show me your gash
But no really
I dropped out cause of math
Don't hate on simping
I perfected the craft
You're part of Gen Z?
Then plz touch my shaft
You need an insult comic
That's fifty dollars
Extendo92
Find me there, give me hollers
Gaear Grimsrud
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- Dec 29, 2020
Honestly, Kiwifarms is better than television.
My interest in watching TV shows plummeted after coming here.
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Well I have a photo dump for everyone. I simply posed questions about booking the Wern for a birthday party and it went off the rails pretty quickly. Imagine having a business opportunity to make money and improve your situation all you have to do is show up, do the job and get paid. 5 minutes in Lucas is asking "how old will the women at the party be?" He also mentions being 16 is too young, "what is too young about it if it is a birthday party" only a predator would say she is too young without even knowing her and would try to not interact. An actual entertainer would take any gig that pays regardless of the target audiences' age group. This just exemplifies his greed and how hyper sexualized Lucas is. Oh yeah, and here is the kicker, my profile is a sock account of Lorne Armstrong, the OH CAWD guy from To Catch a Predator. this really puts in perspective how inattentive and misinformed Lucas is. I think it is fitting payback for grifting a pizza and making a delivery persons' life a living hell. You know Lucas getting a CashApp for this project just simply isn't in the cards for you!
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Had exactly the same experience. This is 100000x better than anything in reality or dramatic TV.
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Gaear Grimsrud
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This is another one of those things where....he couldn't possibly think, for one second, that this was serious, could he?
WhiskerBiscuit
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He went to LA for a girl he thought would be into him. His narcissism is intense. He thinks he is attractive, funny, etc.
He would go.
Gaear Grimsrud
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You're right. I guess there's a little part of me not destroyed by cynicism, that still can't fathom how somebody could actually be this dumb.
Sometimes I think he just entertains shit like this cause he's bored and has fuck all to do with his time, but I'm probably being too generous.
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Mother Fucker
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He really tries to sell that million dollar inheritance story huh. As if he's even going to outlive his parents at the rate he's going, he looks like he's aged 15 or 20 years since he started his concrete jungle camping trip.
If by some miracle he does outlive his parents, it would without a doubt be the peak of Wern watching to be blessed with the unprecedented level of chimpout after his parents leave a million dollar donation to some mental-health themed charity in his name and made sure he gets notified.
If by some miracle he does outlive his parents, it would without a doubt be the peak of Wern watching to be blessed with the unprecedented level of chimpout after his parents leave a million dollar donation to some mental-health themed charity in his name and made sure he gets notified.
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The irony is anyone claiming to be "cool", "calm" or "confident" is probably NOT any of those. It's one of those things where you either are, or you're not. You don't get to say it out loud and hope it comes true.
WonderWino
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Holy shit. I mean really, holy shit. He has absolutely no idea how to handle something as simple as showing up to a party to tell some jokes or whatever in an appropriate matter. He immediately assumed it was a date and when told it wasn't he immediately fixated on how he could possibly twist it around into a date. Hence the stuff about the girl being 'too young.' and his reaction to not being shown some 16 year olds locker with his pic in it is to explode on said teen girls mother like a psycho, hurling insults that, had it actually been some kind of legit job offer, might have convinced said mother to report him for. Especially when he made that ova and religion comment. Thats pedo behavior right there. That isn't even getting into how he expected $100 an hour, plus food, booze, getting his transportation there handled and a free room for his appearance there. Not to mention he clearly expected access to the women for dating purposes.
I also find it interesting he is now referring to the 16 year old as 'too young' yet that didn't dissuade him from continuing to view the situation as dating potential. He's talking as though he expects what hes saying might get out to others who keep tabs on him and knows admitting to wanting a 16 year old is a red flag against him, so he is more careful about what he says. But only barely, as its just lip service, as he keeps going in full predator mode anyway. Which does tend to reveal more than he intended to, as he clearly knows doing anything with a 16 year old is not appropriate or legal, cause he makes a point of trying to cover his ass about it, which means he knows he's engaging in predatory, questionable behavior
That said, I would say he got a bit suspicious part way through the exchange but let his greed, narcissism and lust for underage girls get the better of him. You can also see that he was trying to keep a tight lid on the crazy, bit it was still spilling out at random, inappropriate times. Like randomly ranting about religion and ova, randomly bringing up the inheritance stuff and making it clear that he was thinking inappropriate things as he randomly blurted out 'as long as nothing inappropriate happens' at the party. As usual he assumes that everyone else has the same thoughts he does. I suspect that particular statement might have even been a voices on the wind moment with the voices telling him something inappropriate was going to happen at the party with him there
This is one of those exchanges that needs to be archived in the annals of wernology
Also, the fact its about a kids party immediately reminded me of this....
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Am I the only one who thinks Lucas making new accounts has anything to do with the recent policy change that blocks adult accounts from messaging minors?
WonderWino
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Well now, that is certainly interesting. That would explain, as I pointed out earlier, the interesting use of numbers in his username
That doesn't look good for lucas. It doesn't look good for him at all. Thats straight up predatory pedo behavior right there. There is no other reason he could possibly have to do something like that
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zum den Herrn Mengele ein eisernes Kreuz!
@Josef Mengele , fucking A grade content. Very hard to get direct interaction with our favourite barista-botherer. A few pointed questions really get the tard to reveal and self incriminate, with a delicious side helping of lulz!
@Josef Mengele , fucking A grade content. Very hard to get direct interaction with our favourite barista-botherer. A few pointed questions really get the tard to reveal and self incriminate, with a delicious side helping of lulz!
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Honestly, I think Lucas may have just forgot the password to both his Instagram and possibly his email. Therefore, he could not reset his password. With how broken his brain is that is a real possibility. I read the article and it did not sound like even if your account was flagged that you would be full blown restricted from posting.
On that party post. This really displays how arrogant and oblivious Lucas is. He really believes he is a celebrity. And he really believes he should be charging $100 an hour for him to do a public appearance. Forget that he is a bum who has trouble maintaining a bed in low bar shelters. He is a first class entertainer who is highly sought after. He is plenty good! I really believe he was serious in that conversation. His delusions are off the charts. I have never seen anything quite like it.
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Imagine calling to hire a party clown (which is in essence what he'd be) and one of the first things the clown asks is how hot the female party attendees are going to be.
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Lucas isn't unwarranted in thinking this way. He has been given over $1k in food, goods and money just for making his stupid content. Nothing good comes from throwing quarters at cows.
I don't think it was a matter of Lucas forgetting his password. When he was in INBH back in Nov, he didn't forget his password. He was released and went right back to his IG. He is more likely blocked from posting to his IG and with the new changes that warns girls under 18 when they are being contacted by a creeper he decided to setup new IG/FB accts with a 2000 birth year. This also hides/dumps all his past IG/FB history of predatory behavior, latest being with the 17 yr old cute.z.pie.
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