7/23 Court Date

[Holdek]

But the judge kinda looked up from his papers.

Do you think the judge heard it or smelled it or both?

 

[Rammspieler]

Could the 3-month gap between court dates have to do with possible therapy/counseling for his gender issues?

I think that's the idea. Not necessarily about his gender issues though.

 

[Thetan]

If the reporter is legit (and doesn't work for some third-rate rag suitable for bird cage lining material or puppy potty training) and she does proper research, she'll soon find out that Chris isn't the poor innocent little victim she originally believed him to be. For example, how do you think she'd react to "She Came For CWC" or the Megan emails? What kind of impression would she have of Chris after talking to the various managers, employees, and security personnel at business establishments where he's been banned. Are these people all "cyberbullies" too?

Maybe she's an independent blogger trying to use Chris to make a name for herself (that scenario makes the most sense at this point).

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I think that's the idea. Not necessarily about his gender issues though.

They are actually giving him a chance to be good prior to sentencing. It is remarkably generous of the court. I hope Chris realizes both how fortunate and how on the razor's edge he is right now. Yes, I realize he doesn't. But if I'm reading this right, if Chris hangs on and shows a little improvement, he's going to get off lightly. If he screws up, he's dead meat. Speaking of which, can't wait for the next season of Sonic Boom! They've made his arms even bluer!

 

[Holdek]

Just ignore the reporter or any other skirt telling you not to do stuff on public property.

 

[Ruin]

If the reporter is legit (and doesn't work for some third-rate rag suitable for bird cage lining material or puppy potty training) and she does proper research, she'll soon find out that Chris isn't the poor innocent little victim she originally believed him to be. For example, how do you think she'd react to "She Came For CWC" or the Megan emails? What kind of impression would she have of Chris after talking to the various managers, employees, and security personnel at business establishments where he's been banned. Are these people all "cyberbullies" too?

Maybe she's an independent blogger trying to use Chris to make a name for herself (that scenario makes the most sense at this point).

Didn't the field agents say she was present at the last trial too though? Its not exactly hard to find info on Chris with the Cwiki and his ED page being the first Google results. If she's still around defending him she probably works for a Gawker tier rag that doesn't give a shit about the truth and wants to peddle a clickbait story about an autistic lesbian transwomen being stalked by a sinister cabal of dude bro hackers.

 

[Somar]

You know it's really sad that the court thinks therapy could actually change Chris for the better

 

[Holdek]

You know it's really sad that the court thinks therapy could actually change Chris for the better

 

[CWCissey]

Ain't A-Logging if it's the truth.

 

[Thetan]

Didn't the field agents say she was present at the last trial too though? Its not exactly hard to find info on Chris with the Cwiki and his ED page being the first Google results. If she's still around defending him she probably works for a Gawker tier rag that doesn't give a shit about the truth and wants to peddle a clickbait story about an autistic lesbian transwomen being stalked by a sinister cabal of dude bro hackers.

Then she's really setting herself up. If/when she posts about Chris on her blog or Gawker-tier site or whatever, she's going to be besieged by weens (she'll get sick of all the Julaaaaaaaaaaaaay calls and stupid shit pretty quick).

Seriously though, the problem here is trying to present Chris as a sympathetic character: as you pointed out, the truth about him is out there, for anyone capable of using Google. If she does end up finishing / publishing this thing, the comments section could be very interesting.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris is probably aiming for a bunch of continuances as an excuse to hang around a new white knight gal-pal.

I dunno, I bet he hates having to get up to go to court at 9:30 am, it's probally more of a punishment for him than the sentence he'll receive.

 

[Gun Barrel City Texas]

Can you pleaseeeeee tell us who the white knight/reporter is? I'll give you a cookie

 

[GS 281]

If the reporter is legit (and doesn't work for some third-rate rag suitable for bird cage lining material or puppy potty training) and she does proper research, she'll soon find out that Chris isn't the poor innocent little victim she originally believed him to be. For example, how do you think she'd react to "She Came For CWC" or the Megan emails? What kind of impression would she have of Chris after talking to the various managers, employees, and security personnel at business establishments where he's been banned. Are these people all "cyberbullies" too?

Maybe she's an independent blogger trying to use Chris to make a name for herself (that scenario makes the most sense at this point).

She would likely ignore any of that stuff as Chris being mentally disturbed, lonely, of low IQ and incapable of expressing himself. It would probably make him more of a sympathetic character.

 

[Rammspieler]

Can you pleaseeeeee tell us who the white knight/reporter is? I'll give you a cookie

Wish I could. But we field agents don't even know who she is. I would recommend that someone (preferably one of our lawfags) friend Chris' PD on FB and go over his friend list.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Could the 3-month gap between court dates have to do with possible therapy/counseling for his gender issues?

Oh yeah. Chris is gonna get certified trans so he can plead guilty and go to lesbiannnnnn prisonnnnn

 

[Gun Barrel City Texas]

 

[Muscle Bra]

This was after she stopped me first and asked me if I had a court date once the proceedings where over.

Just an FYI for Rammspieler and anyone else who may want to attend one of CWC's hearings -- court proceedings are public events. Anyone who wants to attend a court session is permitted, whether or not you have a court date, know anyone involved in a case, or whatever.

If you're questioned about your presence, you really have no need to answer. Unless you are speaking to an officer of the law, you are under no compulsion to answer anyone's questions. However, if anyone pushes on you, just tell them you're a law student or a prospective law student and were told to sit in on some court sessions to get a better feel for how courtroom procedure works.

 

[Boxy Brown]

If it is Rocky then that's actually pretty heartwarming that she's stuck with Chris this long

 

[Haesindang Park]

Okay I managed to edit the video all by myself. This is the short "Just Chris" version. The longer raw cut I will leave for analysis through the proper channels for obvious reasons. Enjoy!

Look at all that blue. His arms are turning blue too! His car is also blue. And yet, he bitches about Sonic's blue arms. His favourite secret color must be blue!

 

[Ron_Swanson]

Look at all that blue. His arms are turning blue too! His car is also blue. And yet, he bitches about Sonic's blue arms. His favourite secret color must be blue!

Huh. I thought you were referring to this song, Perhaps it is Chris's favorite now.