Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Cum Consumer]

He legitimately walks like he has prosthetic legs. He has one fully functional limb.

He walks with his hips instead of his legs. Look at his knees, he barely bends them (presumably because they'd buckle under his weight).

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He walks with his hips instead of his legs. Look at his knees, he barely bends them (presumably because they'd buckle under his weight).

His right leg is stroked out as is his arm and this wasn't long after his stroke so he might have had more severe mobility issues then.

Although there was a video up where he didn't cut out the bit where he walks to the camera to turn it off and reposition it and he was hobbling over in a similar manner. But since then he's tried his best not to show how messed up his body is.

 

[Sir Jack Scalfani]

Girls lunch and Jack crashes it and makes it all about him shoving his camera in everyone's face and ruining Jeanette's birthday

What an absolute menace and pest this Fat prick is!

 

[SteveGoatman]

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What an absolute menace and pest this Fat prick is!

What a complete load of shit. I would be shocked if any of Tammy's, legit, friends (not FB "friends") consider Jack, independent of Tammy, a friend. Consider that every video where it's not just the two of them but them with someone who seems to be her friend it's awkward as hell and he's just a miserable dick throughout.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

What a complete load of shit. I would be shocked if any of Tammy's, legit, friends (not FB "friends") consider Jack, independent of Tammy, a friend. Consider that every video where it's not just the two of them but them with someone who seems to be her friend it's awkward as hell and he's just a miserable dick throughout.

A "friend" to Jack is probably anybody that says hello to him and is okay with talking to him for a few minutes. He's alienated all his real friends like the fish guy.

 

[DontEatThat]

A "friend" to Jack is probably anybody that says hello to him and is okay with talking to him for a few minutes. He's alienated all his real friends like the fish guy.

It also doesn't help that Tammy has to take him everywhere like a toddler. She has to take him to damn near everything so he does not whine and prays he wont be a total sperg. He cant do shit on his own, and despite being a grown ass man apparently he cant even be left home alone either. Im sure she fears if she left him home, hed either burn the house down, fail to do a simple task and make it worse or wind up on the floor stroked out gurgling keetooo.

 

[Aaway]

A "friend" to Jack is probably anybody that says hello to him and is okay with talking to him for a few minutes. He's alienated all his real friends like the fish guy.

jack's only true friends these days are mitch and paul

and we haven't seen mitch appear in a video in a while so maybe he grew tired of jack's shit too

 

[Rod Dangerous]

and we haven't seen mitch appear in a video in a while so maybe he grew tired of jack's shit too

Mitch spent a couple of weeks in an intensive care unit while battling COVID. He was released looking like a skeletal caricature of his past self and has taken what happened to him entirely seriously.

Jack dedicated approximately 20 seconds to inform his viewers of Mitch’s condition during a live stream.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

jack's only true friends these days are mitch and paul

I think you mean cock and balls

 

[Sir Jack Scalfani]

jack's only true friends these days are mitch and paul

and we haven't seen mitch appear in a video in a while so maybe he grew tired of jack's shit too

Mitch nearly died from a virus that Jack said is a hoax.....

So paul the fat racist is Jacks only friend left....

 

[DontEatThat]

Mitch spent a couple of weeks in an intensive care unit while battling COVID. He was released looking like a skeletal caricature of his past self and has taken what happened to him entirely seriously.

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Jack dedicated approximately 20 seconds to inform his viewers of Mitch’s condition during a live stream.

That just goes to show you that no matter what, how much you have been in Jacks life he will give you the bare minimum.
When it comes down to it, at the end of the day Jack does not give a single shit about anyone other than himself and when his family/society/inner circle expects it you get a half assed "I luv you" or "Prayers and Thoughts"

 

[TurdFondler]

I'm starting to think Tammy can't leave Jack at home alone for fear she'd come back find him dead from butter overdose

 

[Acceptable]

I really couldn't imagine my life only being about food. that's all jack talks or thinks about. his brain is an endless loop of elevator music until someone mentions meat or cheese.

 

[salmonellajack]

Mitch, Paul and that dick Wim

 

[stets]

A "friend" to Jack is probably anybody that says hello to him and is okay with talking to him for a few minutes. He's alienated all his real friends like the fish guy.

That was just a shitty situation. Since Jack knows his way around YouTube, Charles went to Jack to get him set up with a fishing and fish cooking channel. Shortly thereafter, Jack starts claiming it’s *his* channel, inserts himself into almost every video, and convinces Charles to change his content to something featured around visits to dime-a-dozen strip mall sushi restaurants.

I have no clue how things ended between them, but Jack one day stopped appearing in his videos and Charle’s upload frequency slowly dropped to virtually nothing. Then Jack started getting uppity about how he wasn’t going to help people with their channels anymore.

 

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[Phil Ken Sebben]

That was just a shitty situation. Since Jack knows his way around YouTube, Charles went to Jack to get him set up with a fishing and fish cooking channel. Shortly thereafter, Jack starts claiming it’s *his* channel, inserts himself into almost every video, and convinces Charles to change his content to something featured around visits to dime-a-dozen strip mall sushi restaurants.

I have no clue how things ended between them, but Jack one day stopped appearing in his videos and Charle’s upload frequency slowly dropped to virtually nothing. Then Jack started getting uppity about how he wasn’t going to help people with their channels anymore.

Jack is just a toxic kind of friend who's ego always gets in the way of anything. But it's not like he's actually got something to have an ego about.

A failed sauce company that never really got off the ground? A Youtube channel that's floundering and barely getting the views that he used to get? A shrinking circle of friends that probably only tolerate him because it's the "Christian" thing to do?

Seriously. What's there to be proud of?

 

[the khat quaffer]

His right leg is stroked out as is his arm and this wasn't long after his stroke so he might have had more severe mobility issues then.

Although there was a video up where he didn't cut out the bit where he walks to the camera to turn it off and reposition it and he was hobbling over in a similar manner. But since then he's tried his best not to show how messed up his body is.

All joking aside, I had an uncle that had some kinda stroke shit that paralyzed his right half. His dick didn't work right for a year.

Information I learned against my will, but information nonetheless.

What...are the odds that Tammy isn't getting a Jack Attack as often?

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I only occasionally come to this thread, sorry if this has been asked to death or debunked!

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

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Jack was using his BBQ Sauce hat.

 

[Sir Jack Scalfani]

Alot of jacks recent videos are well over 10 minutes long ....fuck me they are a hard slog to watch.....watching him waddling around the kitchen with that gimp arm...his editing skills are diabolical....

Can you imagine how unbelievably pissed off Tammy must be hanging around making sure strokey is ok?!

Then she has to cart him around for his regular cheat meals and whinge about magic tables....