Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Love Thug's Hate]

Ryan's not trans. He's just a fatass with a tiny dick. It's body dysmorphia, not gender dysphoria.

well, 99.999% trannies basically were those fatasses with tiny dicks before watching 400 anime titles and realizing they are "actually a girl"

He's just a depressed fat masochistic sad little pile of secrets that I would not have sex with.


Looks like Kevin will be getting the COVID-19 vaccine tomorrow. This is weird because I thought you had to be older or have medical high-risk conditions to be eligible.

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Colorado Vaccine Eligibility:
Current Phase: All those age 50 and older, people with high-risk conditions and some front-line workers, as defined by Phase 1b.4, are now eligible to receive a vaccine in Colorado.
Next Phase: Plans for Phase 2 are forthcoming, although they are expected in late April, and will include eligibility for the general public. (source)

Imagine if he gets paralyzed or something. All those little shitty fantasies of a TRUE AND HONEST woman changing his diapers will become reality.

 

[Postal_Rat]

He's just a depressed fat masochistic sad little pile of secrets that I would not have sex with.


Looks like Kevin will be getting the COVID-19 vaccine tomorrow. This is weird because I thought you had to be older or have medical high-risk conditions to be eligible.

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Colorado Vaccine Eligibility:
Current Phase: All those age 50 and older, people with high-risk conditions and some front-line workers, as defined by Phase 1b.4, are now eligible to receive a vaccine in Colorado.
Next Phase: Plans for Phase 2 are forthcoming, although they are expected in late April, and will include eligibility for the general public. (source)

I checked what qualifies as high risk and if he has a BMI over thirty AKA clinical obesity he qualifies and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that's how he's getting it, If not I would chalk it up to the fact that healthy and trans seem to be antonyms.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Imagine if he gets paralyzed or something. All those little shitty fantasies of a TRUE AND HONEST woman changing his diapers will become reality.

At that point, the state might just sent him to the vet for a mercy Minecraft.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

At that point, the state might just sent him to the vet for a mercy Minecraft.

That would be a waste of good fentanyl.

 

[Old Fart]

Rate me late if this has already been mentioned but why does kevdog never mention anything about ftm neo weiners being true and honest penises? Does kevdog really even care about trans rights or correcting the evil terfs if it doesn’t help him cope? This is a rhetorical question of course, kev doesn’t care about anyone

The overwhelming majority of MtF trannies are incredible narcissists for whom FtMs aren't even on the horizon. Have you ever seen any on the "trans paradise" Ranch? Thought not.

Kevin being Kevin
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I seldom do this but

 

[kazuhiro]

...anything, that is, except Kevin's tiny vag.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I checked what qualifies as high risk and if he has a BMI over thirty AKA clinical obesity he qualifies and I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that's how he's getting it, If not I would chalk it up to the fact that healthy and trans seem to be antonyms.

He doesn't leave the Tranch shack, I really doubt he'd need the covid shot for any kind of immunity.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

And no Kevin, you can't have sex with Pokemon. Primarily because they're not real, but secondly because they're animals and their depictions of understanding humans is an exaggeration of how pet owners humanize their animals. You know, "platonically

Sweet summer child...

https://www.pokemon.jp/special/kairiky_gym/girlstalk/

This is official art btw. Also in one game it's implied that humans once married pokemon.

Kevin is a degenerate but the Pokemon lore is also...weird.

 

[Divine right to rule]

"Everything is fuckable if you believe it in your heart!"

Kevin Gibes, Pedophile advocate
Kevin Gibes, Zoophilia supporter
Kevin Gibes, Necrophilia activist

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Kevin Gibes, Zoophilia supporter

So that explains the alpaca rape shed.

 

[moonchild]

He's just a depressed fat masochistic sad little pile of secrets that I would not have sex with.


Looks like Kevin will be getting the COVID-19 vaccine tomorrow. This is weird because I thought you had to be older or have medical high-risk conditions to be eligible.

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Colorado Vaccine Eligibility:
Current Phase: All those age 50 and older, people with high-risk conditions and some front-line workers, as defined by Phase 1b.4, are now eligible to receive a vaccine in Colorado.
Next Phase: Plans for Phase 2 are forthcoming, although they are expected in late April, and will include eligibility for the general public. (source)

not to go full MATI but why is this jobless freeloader getting vaxed? Kevin won't get covid, he never leaves his house! waste of a dose

The overwhelming majority of MtF trannies are incredible narcissists for whom FtMs aren't even on the horizon. Have you ever seen any on the "trans paradise" Ranch? Thought not.

troons literally do not give a shit about the rest of the lgbtq community. as much as they love to yell about how "queer" they are, they are just straight dudes who think everything should be about them? they love to spam "trans rights" but whens the last time ya saw a troon acknowledge gays or lesbians, other than to complain they won't fuck them?

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

Troon groomers are basically the current year equivalent of Aesop's

Spoiler: The Fox Without a Tail

It happened that a Fox caught its tail in a trap, and in struggling to release himself lost all of it but the stump. At first he was ashamed to show himself among his fellow foxes. But at last he determined to put a bolder face upon his misfortune, and summoned all the foxes to a general meeting to consider a proposal which he had to place before them. When they had assembled together the Fox proposed that they should all do away with their tails. He pointed out how inconvenient a tail was when they were pursued by their enemies, the dogs; how much it was in the way when they desired to sit down and hold a friendly conversation with one another. He failed to see any advantage in carrying about such a useless encumbrance. "That is all very well," said one of the older foxes; "but I do not think you would have recommended us to dispense with our chief ornament if you had not happened to lose it yourself."

Distrust interested advice.

except it's men trying to convince other men to cut off their penises.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Meet "Tygerwulfe", a morbidly obese, FtM, furry artist whose ebegging Kevin retweets.


She can no longer take furry art commissions because a leg injury makes sitting at a computer an impossibility. Her wife is bipolar and "severely brain damaged" due to innumerable strokes.

Her wife will die without her medicine.

The medicine is $700/month of weed edibles.

I highly recommend visiting their grift FAQ, http://www.tygerwolfe.com/our-situation/
You can find the answers to questions like "If you go without eating so often, why are you both so fat?" and "Why does the cat have payments?"

Spoiler

"James was bought through a store credit account at a pet store. Thanks to the interest, he isn’t paid off yet. We still owe around $300 on him. And if we miss two or more payments, he will be repossessed"

 

[Hitman One]

I highly recommend visiting their grift FAQ, http://www.tygerwolfe.com/our-situation/
You can find the answers to questions like "If you go without eating so often, why are you both so fat?" and "Why does the cat have payments?"

Spoiler

"James was bought through a store credit account at a pet store. Thanks to the interest, he isn’t paid off yet. We still owe around $300 on him. And if we miss two or more payments, he will be repossessed"

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>Thanks to the interest, he isn’t paid off yet. We still owe around $300 on him.

These people are clearly extremely retarded, but is there truly no limit to what will be used to ensure Amerigolems remain slaves to usury?

 

[Spunt]

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>Thanks to the interest, he isn’t paid off yet. We still owe around $300 on him.

These people are clearly extremely retarded, but is there truly no limit to what will be used to ensure Amerigolems remain slaves to usury?

Spending money on a cat (when you can get a free one from a shelter that has had all its shots, will be actually grateful to live with you and probably isn't horribly inbred) is dumb enough. But buying a cat on credit when you have literally no income makes me wonder if they met at a group home for people with catastrophic brain injuries, Jesus Christ.

Also, losing some fucking weight might help with the strokes a bit.

 

[Hymlenis572]

The human body is a truly wonderous thing, I’m surprised that kevin is still alive despite all the abuse he puts on his body daily. Who wants to bet that he leaves candy wrappers on his bedroom floor?

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Meet "Tygerwulfe", a morbidly obese, FtM, furry artist whose ebegging Kevin retweets.
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She can no longer take furry art commissions because a leg injury makes sitting at a computer an impossibility. Her wife is bipolar and "severely brain damaged" due to innumerable strokes.

Her wife will die without her medicine.

The medicine is $700/month of weed edibles.

I highly recommend visiting their grift FAQ, http://www.tygerwolfe.com/our-situation/
You can find the answers to questions like "If you go without eating so often, why are you both so fat?" and "Why does the cat have payments?"

Spoiler

"James was bought through a store credit account at a pet store. Thanks to the interest, he isn’t paid off yet. We still owe around $300 on him. And if we miss two or more payments, he will be repossessed"

The idea of a pet repo man is so hilariously dumb I'm surprised there's not a show for it on truTV

 

[Hitman One]

The human body is a truly wonderous thing, I’m surprised that kevin is still alive despite all the abuse he puts on his body daily. Who wants to bet that he leaves candy wrappers on his bedroom floor?

He strikes me as the kind of man who eats on the toilet.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Meet "Tygerwulfe", a morbidly obese, FtM, furry artist whose ebegging Kevin retweets.
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She can no longer take furry art commissions because a leg injury makes sitting at a computer an impossibility. Her wife is bipolar and "severely brain damaged" due to innumerable strokes.

Her wife will die without her medicine.

The medicine is $700/month of weed edibles.

I highly recommend visiting their grift FAQ, http://www.tygerwolfe.com/our-situation/
You can find the answers to questions like "If you go without eating so often, why are you both so fat?"

Wow. If her wife does die from hypoweedemia, at least Lou Gagliardi is single and could slip right into that empty position.

That "broke trans needs pot to live" sounds familiar; was it MC Tanuki who was claiming that, too?

 

[TowinKarz]

Spending money on a cat (when you can get a free one from a shelter that has had all its shots, will be actually grateful to live with you and probably isn't horribly inbred) is dumb enough. But buying a cat on credit when you have literally no income makes me wonder if they met at a group home for people with catastrophic brain injuries, Jesus Christ.

I'm disinclined to believe "Cat Repo" is a thing, if we're talking a basic-bones Tabby cat. If you owned a six-figure exotic cat that might be of value to a zoo/circus? It would be worth it, but, banks don't want your car back if it's all hogged up to the point they can't sell it for at least a measurable amount more than scrap value, and nobody is taking back a pet-store housecat because you didn't make all the payments, it's a money-loser. They'll just send your ass to collections and say 'whatever we get, we get, they can KEEP the hairball-factory"

This is just another real dilemma blown out of all reasonable and sane proportion by a person who only thrives when they are beset by crisis and is not connected to reality anymore. It's like honestly thinking the electric company would send a guy to kill you if you didn't pay the bill.....

The constant embellishmen"T" of everything that goes bad in tranny lives is so tiring....

Just like the "my "nerve medicine" costs $60 a bottle from the liquor st, er, pharmacy.... please halp! " garbage.