Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Bubble Ba'ath]

I pray cynthia stays away from this place forevermore! In her absense all these people can do is pontificate the death of her mother, and revel in the hypothetical demise of this individual who never did anything but persue her strange obsession.

While I personally beleive we will all face the things we said and did here on earth on judgement day, even the heathens tend to beleive in things like "karma". Spending your day pontificating the death of someone else's mother is a really choice way to spend your time.

And with this, a true wogglebug fan is washing his hands and leaving this cesspool. Kiwi farms is farming evil fruit, that is for certain.

Well, its not just Cynthia. Everyone obsessed with this character is a bit unique in the head, it seems.

 

[Sam Losco]

She rated your post within 30 minutes, so much for that then, fucko.

No doubt, she's already in their DM's buying into the act.

 

[Picklechu]

Of course Cynthia rated that guy's post - assuming they really aren't a Cynthia sock - six minutes after he made it. What else does she have to do aside from read this thread and "work" on her terrible videos and books all day? Besides, we have the benefit of being free, unlike all of the others.

Cynthia, despite being dumb, uneducated, and completely unaccomplished, has a massive ego. We're the only ones who give her attention that she doesn't have to pay for. Even her family seems content to just keep her locked away in her tiny little apartment, away from their actual lives.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Of course Cynthia rated that guy's post - assuming they really aren't a Cynthia sock

He outed himself as a troll by publishing a blog mocking Woggy.

 

[Afinepickle]

I'm pretty sure it's @Green Coffee Mug socking tbh.

 

[howyadoin]

I'm pretty sure it's @Green Coffee Mug socking tbh.

Now that you mention it, it's possible. The writing is about as pedantic as Green Coffee Mug's, after all.

 

[Blood Debts]

Nah, I doubt it’s the Coffee faggot; they aren’t ignoring seven years worth of posts to give advice that’s been said a thousand times already and smugly implying everyone’s just “u mad” when people try to tell them they’re wasting their time.

Seems like just a bored troll tbh. Pity they stopped being funny because I liked the blog drawings and was hoping for more.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I pray cynthia stays away from this place forevermore! In her absense all these people can do is pontificate the death of her mother, and revel in the hypothetical demise of this individual who never did anything but persue her strange obsession.

While I personally beleive we will all face the things we said and did here on earth on judgement day, even the heathens tend to beleive in things like "karma". Spending your day pontificating the death of someone else's mother is a really choice way to spend your time.

And with this, a true wogglebug fan is washing his hands and leaving this cesspool. Kiwi farms is farming evil fruit, that is for certain.

Nice flounce, faggot.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I pray cynthia stays away from this place forevermore! In her absense all these people can do is pontificate the death of her mother, and revel in the hypothetical demise of this individual who never did anything but persue her strange obsession.

While I personally beleive we will all face the things we said and did here on earth on judgement day, even the heathens tend to beleive in things like "karma". Spending your day pontificating the death of someone else's mother is a really choice way to spend your time.

And with this, a true wogglebug fan is washing his hands and leaving this cesspool. Kiwi farms is farming evil fruit, that is for certain.

So sayeth the troll.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I know that I'm going to regret putting any kind of timeline on this disaster but I hope that I can reveal the fruits of my hard labor by April 1st, as there's really no better day to do it on. Music is almost done and it sounds like the soundtrack to a schizophrenic episode, but hopefully in a good way.

I pray cynthia stays away from this place forevermore! In her absense all these people can do is pontificate the death of her mother, and revel in the hypothetical demise of this individual who never did anything but persue her strange obsession.

While I personally beleive we will all face the things we said and did here on earth on judgement day, even the heathens tend to beleive in things like "karma". Spending your day pontificating the death of someone else's mother is a really choice way to spend your time.

And with this, a true wogglebug fan is washing his hands and leaving this cesspool. Kiwi farms is farming evil fruit, that is for certain.

NO COME BACK, YOU HAVE TO SEE MY MOVIE FIRST

 

[Blood Debts]

I know that I'm going to regret putting any kind of timeline on this disaster but I hope that I can reveal the fruits of my hard labor by April 1st, as there's really no better day to do it on. Music is almost done and it sounds like the soundtrack to a schizophrenic episode, but hopefully in a good way.

Very hype for this, moreso than anything Hollywood is shitting out at the moment. Godspeed, magnificent Kiwi.

 

[Cup Noodle]

@Illuminati Order Official I've read the first and last ten pages and checked out her youtube. I'm interested and following the thread now, but I'd likely just shit this place up. After seeing a couple of vlogs it will be hard to bring my love quest here. I don't care that she's dog ugly, but she may be mildly retarded and I don't know that I can bring myself to pursue her. My dreams of a harem are bashed for now. I'll stay for the tarot and art though.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

@Illuminati Order Official I've read the first and last ten pages and checked out her youtube. I'm interested and following the thread now, but I'd likely just shit this place up.

We'll watch your creations with great interest.
Also, did you see the Woggy movie? It used to have some tities but the most recent version changed nude scene to a super-creepy scene.

After seeing a couple of vlogs it will be hard to bring my love quest here. I don't care that she's dog ugly, but she may be mildly retarded and I don't know that I can bring myself to pursue her.

Excuses, excuses.

My dreams of a harem are bashed for now.

Good.

I'll stay for the tarot and art though.

Very good.

 

[Cup Noodle]

We'll watch your creations with great interest.
Also, did you see the Woggy movie? It used to have some tities but the most recent version changed nude scene to a super-creepy scene.

Looks like I'm becoming a creator. Guess I need to start a patreon and join the grift gang.

Not yet. I got a little over a minute in an decided to save that gold for another day. I might do a livestream reaction with the kids. I have shit internet for now but I've already paid the down payment for a starlink unit. Hopefully it gets rolled out in my area soon. All kids want to be fucking livestreamers and youtubers now days. I told them I'd help them but I'm not exposing them to that world without my supervision. I also don't want their real faces out there so we will probably be vtubers. This could be a perfect storm of autism. If all this ever comes to fruition you will be the first to know.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Looks like I'm becoming a creator. Guess I need to start a patreon and join the grift gang.

We need a free sample before we let you grift

Not yet. I got a little over a minute in an decided to save that gold for another day. I might do a livestream reaction with the kids. I have shit internet for now but I've already paid the down payment for a starlink unit. Hopefully it gets rolled out in my area soon. All kids want to be fucking livestreamers and youtubers now days. I told them I'd help them but I'm not exposing them to that world without my supervision. I also don't want their real faces out there so we will probably be vtubers. This could be a perfect storm of autism. If all this ever comes to fruition you will be the first to know.

Are you sure you want to traumatize the kids? Some stuff in the movie is deep in the uncanny valley. You may find my half-arsed review helpful or watch the thing yourself first

 

[Cup Noodle]

We need a free sample before we let you grift

Are you sure you want to traumatize the kids? Some stuff in the movie is deep in the uncanny valley. You may find my half-arsed review helpful or watch the thing yourself first

I was referring to my artwork for the patreon. You've seen what I have to offer. If you'd be willing to pay for it I'd call you retarded but take your money none the less.

I'll read your review. My kids are super intellegent and mature for their age. I forgot who the other user was who let their seven year old watch it, but if it didn't ruin that kid they will be fine. My eldest is 10 but we watch all kinds of shit together that most parents wouldn't think of letting their kids see. If theres no nudity it will be fine. I try not to let the internet make them sexually perverse like it did me.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I was referring to my artwork for the patreon. You've seen what I have to offer. If you'd be willing to pay for it I'd call you retarded but take your money none the less.

Well, I'd call myself a retard too if I paid for it... But I'd be willing to do some transformative art with your works.

I'll read your review.

It's really short and only touches the surface.

My kids are super intellegent and mature for their age.

Keep it this way!

I forgot who the other user was who let their seven year old watch it, but if it didn't ruin that kid they will be fine.

See, there is that level in personality development where you just absorb everything without a problem (other than intentionally spooky stuff). At some point you start to notice uncanny valley.

My eldest is 10 but we watch all kinds of shit together that most parents wouldn't think of letting their kids see. If theres no nudity it will be fine. I try not to let the internet make them sexually perverse like it did me.

Woggy is not Felidae level of creepy but it is creepy. Unintentionally. Fuck, I wouldn't be surprised if that owl with a beak and human mouth under it visited me in nightmares one night.
And if you don't know what Felidae is, enjoy a scene:

Spoiler: [NSFW]Felidae

 

[Miss Misery]

I'm impressed Cherie hasn't commented in days... I'd be more impressed if she stopped reading though.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Woggy is not Felidae level of creepy but it is creepy. Unintentionally. Fuck, I wouldn't be surprised if that owl with a beak and human mouth under it visited me in nightmares one night.
And if you don't know what Felidae is, enjoy a scene:

Spoiler: [NSFW]Felidae

I watched that vid expecting something really creepy and was dissapointed, but I'm easily dissapointed. I recently happened across a video of a nude asian woman who was vacuum sealed into a bag. I got to watch her slowly die. I didn't jerk off and I don't condone fucked up shit like that but I have a unrivaled morbid curiosity. I ran the Felidae vid by the kids and took note of their reactions. They said that it was trippy, weird, funny, psychotic, and stupid. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I think the roach movie will be fine.

I'm impressed Cherie hasn't commented in days... I'd be more impressed if she stopped reading though.

Fuck it. I'll shit up this thread. @WogglebugLover come out of hiding. Allow me to introduce myself. I am @Cup Noodle. I am the biggest baddest motherfucker on this site. You may have a ego but I have the ego of Ethan Ralph except I have the balls to back it up. The only one who has one up on me is @Illuminati Order Official who has the biggest penis, but I have the second biggest and unlike him I actually know how to use it. I'm the best artist. I'm better than Chris and miles beyond you. I'm tall dark and handsome and muscular as hell. I truly am the be all end all. I'm also on a love quest seeking a boyfriend free lolcow. I already have @DocHoliday1977 in my sights but I want to start a harem. You are my new mark. I am everything you could ever hope to find in a man and I will not take no as an answer. You will be my woman.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I watched that vid expecting something really creepy and was dissapointed, but I'm easily dissapointed.

I like the dissonance between animation style and the actual story.

I recently happened across a video of a nude asian woman who was vacuum sealed into a bag. I got to watch her slowly die. I didn't jerk off and I don't condone fucked up shit like that but I have a unrivaled morbid curiosity.

I don't mind fake fucked up stuff like Guinea Pig series (especially this one about guy keeping a dying mermaid in his bathtub because it actually had some plot).

I ran the Felidae vid by the kids and took note of their reactions. They said that it was trippy, weird, funny, psychotic, and stupid. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I think the roach movie will be fine.

The story is pretty much

Spoiler: Felidae plot

a nazi cat trying to create herrenvolk cats and murdering cats he believes to be inferior

The only one who has one up on me is @Illuminati Order Official who has the biggest penis, but I have the second biggest and unlike him I actually know how to use it.

Touché!

I'm the best artist.

Then demonstrate it already! I've only seen one work so far.

I already have @DocHoliday1977 in my sights but I want to start a harem.

No you don't, but you can have Melinda.