DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[YokuNama]

Imagine what a sad and lonely existence you must have to come back crawling to someone like DSP after he shat all over you like that. The complete lack of self-esteem these people have is beyond pathetic, and DSP is taking full advantage of it.

This ain't lack of self-esteem. If you don't have it, money can buy it for you. This is a mental illness.

I watched Snort Burnell's video when Phil berated what's his face for using the wrong name and not being in chat to verify a tip. DSP demanded he verify his account while putting all the blame on him... and he still came back.

It has me thinking maybe I am privledged. Maybe I am use to dealing with real life consequences. Maybe I just thought other men around the world did the same thing and recognized you're getting scammed at a certain age. DSP's fanbase proved that theory wrong.

Apparently not. Apparently if you're lucky and play a video game you can wrangle the stupidest people on the planet to pay you and make a living.

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Rather off-topic, but: Bugsnax is deep, insightful, and GOTY, but Nier Automata is just a means to read cheers, subs, and tips. Sure, Phil.

 

[Pargon]

Rather off-topic, but: Bugsnax is deep, insightful, and GOTY, but Nier Automata is just a means to read cheers, subs, and tips. Sure, Phil.

Paging @YoRHa No.2 Type B as we need your valuable input about the true reason why Phil tries to act tepid about N:A.

Actually I just want to see your jiggling waifu avatar again but I think we also know it's because of slappable robot asses.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Either phil or one of his mahds blacklisted the cmonBruh emote. RacistSydePhil

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Paging @YoRHa No.2 Type B as we need your valuable input about the true reason why Phil tries to act tepid about N:A.

Actually I just want to see your jiggling waifu avatar again but I think we also know it's because of slappable robot asses.

When it comes to waifus in games, Phil is absolutely a mature adult and would never stoop so low to play such low brow gaming guize. He's married after all, for reals.

Not that he's made thousands of 8 year old level inneundo jokes and had entire playthroughs like the Crash games involving him constantly referring to Tawna's tits. Only intellectual commentary here folks.

Not that it matters, Phil wouldn't survive Automata anyways without the mode that basically plays the game for you, a dream come true for Phil honestly.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Either phil or one of his mahds blacklisted the cmonBruh emote. RacistSydePhil

*bites nails*
Anyway, I see that the "mature adult Bugsnax" meme isn't dying any time soon. Good, it's still funny.

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

Not that it matters, Phil wouldn't survive Automata anyways without the mode that basically plays the game for you, a dream come true for Phil honestly.

Playing Automata again would give Phil PTSD to when Pandalee made fun of him on stream while playing it. Weird how he wasn't a mature adult then, despite his full-time girlfriend...

 

[behind_the_scenes_begging]

hope it's not gay ops - but is this our boy?

https://www.reddit.com/user/TheyCallUsKingz/

EDIT - gay ops confirmed - sorry for falling for it

 

[SirChipDouglas]

every family feud is arguments over a will, money or pedo allegations

Could be hints of truth sprinkled among Phils lies here...Maybe the Uncle died left some money to Mama Burnell, and gave Phil then money, hence the whole lecture Phil said his mom gave him during the CT visit about coming up with a "10 year plan". Just spergin out some theories here tho.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

That was not Bobbajoe, but konduit3. Below is the clip of DSP lashing out at this person for trying to give him money during Wednesday's late stream. And yes, I know someone getting berated for trying to send money to a (constantly begging) streamer sounds like something that only happens in some fucked up freaky alternate universe, but apparently DSP manages to make that into a thing in the real world while being given a platform to carry out this behavior by a website that instantly bans people when they use the word 'simp' once.

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And like the typical unironic DSP supporter, the paypig came back today like a battered housewife to fulfill its duty:

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Imagine what a sad and lonely existence you must have to come back crawling to someone like DSP after he shat all over you like that. The complete lack of self-esteem these people have is beyond pathetic, and DSP is taking full advantage of it.

There's just something so uniquely hilarious about Phil calling a game "boring" while the Tips Goal reads "42/100"

 

[tzgnilki]

hope it's not gay ops - but is this our boy?

https://www.reddit.com/user/TheyCallUsKingz/

I doubt dave would let a sore foot go un-milked



edit: on further inspection, it's just some larp tard



Link to the deleted post pretending to be Phil

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

hope it's not gay ops - but is this our boy?

https://www.reddit.com/user/TheyCallUsKingz/

EDIT - if it's him, he seems to be suffering a recent gout attack. would explain his mood lately. It's either him or a dedicated impersonator.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/ma8ea1/do_we_use_compression_socks_for_gout_also_is_it/

Hi everyone, This is my fifth gout attack. But this is the first time my foot around the joint is turning SUPER dark purple and my whole foot is swollen. It looks like a balloon

I am 10 days into my gout attack and had already taken methylprednisolone for the first 6 days.

I was wondering if it was normal for swelling and discoloration? I've never got that before.

And do we use compression socks/boots if we can tolerate it?

I cannot go to the podiatrist again since I have no insurance.

Thank you.

That REEEEEEks of some gayops.

 

[JamFlowMan]

hope it's not gay ops - but is this our boy?

https://www.reddit.com/user/TheyCallUsKingz/

EDIT - if it's him, he seems to be suffering a recent gout attack. would explain his mood lately. It's either him or a dedicated impersonator.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/ma8ea1/do_we_use_compression_socks_for_gout_also_is_it/

Hi everyone, This is my fifth gout attack. But this is the first time my foot around the joint is turning SUPER dark purple and my whole foot is swollen. It looks like a balloon

I am 10 days into my gout attack and had already taken methylprednisolone for the first 6 days.

I was wondering if it was normal for swelling and discoloration? I've never got that before.

And do we use compression socks/boots if we can tolerate it?

I cannot go to the podiatrist again since I have no insurance.

Thank you.

The fact the post ends in "thank you" is enough to call this bullshit. Unless it's followed by "for the tip" Phil isn't thanking anyone.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Fun fact! The roach has 420 threads as of today! (Or as of the last time I checked.)



Which makes me wonder, has Phil ever been known to do any drugs? Besides his faggot gambling mobile game addiction.

You need friends, connections to obtain drugs, and besides John Rambo and that other prick I don't think he's had a single friend in the last few decades. Khat strikes me as the stereotypical white American middle aged woman walking around with a pharmacy in her purse but I think Phil knows better than to stick his hooves in there. I don't think anyone that knows Phil would even consider offering up drugs or a hookup. Khat also seems like the kind of gal that could sniff out some drugs, if she applied herself, laid some of that 6/10 charm on the Black that lives down the street. That demon sister of hers could probably smoke her out daily if they were close.

Imagine if Phil was high one stream. He'd probably fuck up and admit to everything after one hit. 'Hehe guys... Hehe.... You know what, look... Fuck call of duty, I'm gonna roll for the hulkster...'

 

[ReentryPhantom]

hope it's not gay ops - but is this our boy?

https://www.reddit.com/user/TheyCallUsKingz/

EDIT - if it's him, he seems to be suffering a recent gout attack. would explain his mood lately. It's either him or a dedicated impersonator.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/ma8ea1/do_we_use_compression_socks_for_gout_also_is_it/

Hi everyone, This is my fifth gout attack. But this is the first time my foot around the joint is turning SUPER dark purple and my whole foot is swollen. It looks like a balloon

I am 10 days into my gout attack and had already taken methylprednisolone for the first 6 days.

I was wondering if it was normal for swelling and discoloration? I've never got that before.

And do we use compression socks/boots if we can tolerate it?

I cannot go to the podiatrist again since I have no insurance.

Thank you.

Phil has insurance though... Shitty... But he has insurance

 

[actually]

hope it's not gay ops - but is this our boy?

4 day old Reddit account with a goateed avatar and one of Phil's prestream images as a background. I think we know the answer to this.

Which makes me wonder, has Phil ever been known to do any drugs?

He claimed to have smoked pot and then used the South Park shitting/vomiting into the same place story (complete with the same sound effects and frantic movements as on the show) as his "experience" following smoking pot.

 

[Lolidaki]

Let's think about this, Machinima is apparently "dumb as fuck" for giving his fighting game youtube channel where he uploaded to a few months out of the entire year a lower flat rate due to it underperforming compared to his main channel where he uploaded to daily, not the guy who separated his khantent and decided to enter into a new contract for said channel in the first place. "business major" btw.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Fun fact! The roach has 420 threads as of today! (Or as of the last time I checked.)

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Which makes me wonder, has Phil ever been known to do any drugs? Besides his faggot gambling mobile game addiction.

You need friends, connections to obtain drugs, and besides John Rambo and that other prick I don't think he's had a single friend in the last few decades. Khat strikes me as the stereotypical white American middle aged woman walking around with a pharmacy in her purse but I think Phil knows better than to stick his hooves in there. I don't think anyone that knows Phil would even consider offering up drugs or a hookup. Khat also seems like the kind of gal that could sniff out some drugs, if she applied herself, laid some of that 6/10 charm on the Black that lives down the street. That demon sister of hers could probably smoke her out daily if they were close.

Imagine if Phil was high one stream. He'd probably fuck up and admit to everything after one hit. 'Hehe guys... Hehe.... You know what, look... Fuck call of duty, I'm gonna roll for the hulkster...'

Speak of the devil I watched a weed Ask The King, but I swear there was one where he faked the South Park Episode. Couldn't find it for the life of me.

Small power level if it is one, so apologies. I smoke weed too this day and hearing Phil's weed stories make me cringe... Vomiting and Diarrhea? Possibly if he over greened (smoked too much weed for those that don't know), but a single hit and your vomiting and shitting yourself?

Doubt.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Of course DSP has done drugs. In college, his dorm was known as the "party dorm". I bet he had all the bitches over, and all the weed you could ever imagine.

 

[Mr. Ziggy Piggy]

He claimed to have smoked pot and then used the South Park shitting/vomiting into the same place story (complete with the same sound effects and frantic movements as on the show) as his "experience" following smoking pot.

Omg where can I see this?

Small power level if it is one, so apologies. I smoke weed too this day and hearing Phil's weed stories make me cringe... Vomiting and Diarrhea? Possibly if he over greened (smoked too much weed for those that don't know), but a single hit and your vomiting and shitting yourself?

I know this may sound kind of autistic, but I can just tell that Dave has never done any illegal drugs, because he doesn't seem to have the social skills to hang around the people that do. I don't know it, I just have a feeling he's that type of guy. Or maybe it's because of his made up stories about his "rough upbringing" that contrast with his pathetic social interactions in the FGC era and on streams. Nothing to be ashamed of course.