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4 day old Reddit account with a goateed avatar and one of Phil's prestream images as a background. I think we know the answer to this.

He claimed to have smoked pot and then used the South Park shitting/vomiting into the same place story (complete with the same sound effects and frantic movements as on the show) as his "experience" following smoking pot.
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ProvenWrong said:
Speak of the devil I watched a weed Ask The King, but I swear there was one where he faked the South Park Episode. Couldn't find it for the life of me.

Small power level if it is one, so apologies. I smoke weed too this day and hearing Phil's weed stories make me cringe... Vomiting and Diarrhea? Possibly if he over greened (smoked too much weed for those that don't know), but a single hit and your vomiting and shitting yourself?

Doubt.
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Then he smokes weed like Hank Hill.


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ReentryPhantom said:
Of course DSP has done drugs. In college, his dorm was known as the "party dorm". I bet he had all the bitches over, and all the weed you could ever imagine.
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If you listen to the "dorm party" story, Phil said they had every type of liquor imaginable, but some girls wanted to smoke weed and that was going too far.

Phil said he smoked weed once in his friends basement or wherever and he puked and had diarrhea, sounding strangely identical to a South Park episode, as others have stated.

Phil hates smoke. His mother smoked while he was in the womb! That's why he has post nasal drip. Phil can't be anywhere around smoke. (please ignore the fact that he probably spent 23 years in a home with a chain smoker inhaling second hand smoke)

Phil's cousin/adopted sister Melissa became a drug addict. Her mother was a drug addict. This means addiction runs in his family. "Phil, just take some Musinex for your snorts" NO! I hate drugs! I don't want to become dependent!

Drug dependency is a real thing. You depend on the drug for your body to function. If you are dependent on opioids and you don't have them, you go into withdrawals. If you are dependent on insulin and don't have it, your blood sugar gets all fucked up. If you are dependent on an antipsychotic and don't take it, you go crazy. If you are dependent on Musinex and don't have it, you start snorting again. Being dependent on a drug is not necessarily a bad thing. It just means you need to take it to stay normal. Of course it isn't healthy to shoot an 8-Ball of heroine everyday, but is it healthy to take insulin everyday? You're antipsychotics? Your Musinex? If you need to become dependent on a fucking anti-snort medication, you do it... need I go on?

Look at the recent (within a year) "detoxing from caffeine" act he put on. He loves CM Punk. Straight Edge. No drugs. No tattoos. No piercings. Phil claimed he was going through hardcore withdrawal symptoms from not drinking one bottle of MIO water flavoring a day. Now I have seen several members here who say they were hardcore drug addicts. Question; is kicking opioids on par with not drinking one bottle of MIO the same thing? No.

Phil does not do drugs.

edit: *takes another look at Kat

This nigga smoke crack
 
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Comma said:
That was not Bobbajoe, but konduit3. Below is the clip of DSP lashing out at this person for trying to give him money during Wednesday's late stream. And yes, I know someone getting berated for trying to send money to a (constantly begging) streamer sounds like something that only happens in some fucked up freaky alternate universe, but apparently DSP manages to make that into a thing in the real world while being given a platform to carry out this behavior by a website that instantly bans people when they use the word 'simp' once.
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Thank you guys for catching that one - I mixed it up. BobbaJoe is the one that tipped Phil $22 during the day stream on Wednesday that then 'didn't process', so Phil shouted him out on the night stream and then didn't put him on the leaderboard or count the tip towards the goal. I guess he really wanted some time on the leaderboard.
 
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The only drug dsp uses is WWEC. Its much more expensive and it literally splits your personality and you dont remember what, in this case, not-dsp does.

Also. I find it VERY VERY VERY hypocritical that on prestream he tells his fans to stay anonimous, tip from different user name so people dont get their info and harras them, but 1 minute later he pushes them to verify their account so dsp can get their personal info and possible doxx them.
 
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Phil probably experimented with weed at some point in the roach pigs life. Whether or not it was in the other the top fashion which he displayed is debatable. If he smoked more cannabis he probably would of been a lot better a vidya, half the reason why he has the hand eye coordination of a 6 year old. Also if he smoked he probably wouldn't rage so fucking hard at the detractors. Though could explain the paranoia...

Though from what I can piece together, his experience with it is that he probably tried a little bit of it, but never really did anything for him. Phil also doesn't seem like the type of person that would of hung around the stoners anyways. Especially considering that most of the time your smoking weed and playing video games, or watching television. He probably would of left after realizing how smoked out the rooms usually get after a sesh with the crew.

More than likely he felt superior to those type of people, especially considering that he comes off like a suburban kid at heart. Being one of those type of people that was a stoner back in secondary school, Phil just wouldn't of fit in very well. Just is too straight laced, especially back in the days before it became more apart of popular culture. He probably played into the whole, it's only for the coloureds trope.

Seeing how fixated he is on a schedule, you could base a schedule around marijuana if you are smart. Though that takes practice lol.
 
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Phil did good financially ($285) overall today (carried by his night stream), but once you look at the numbers a little closer, it's the same problem as always. $229 tonight, with $210 being "donations" from 2 retarrrrs (jaxx fagsor and joyful faggotry, gee where I have I heard these names before), and a WHOPPING $19 from the rest of his supportive, interactive, pertinent audience. The same guy with nearly 800 subs, but 400 regular viewers (on average). Dsp and Ninja.. Probably the 2 most popular gaymers in the country
 
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I can't believe DSP actually said that Ninja "abuses children and uses them to make a buck". Talk about playing with fire. Like it's one thing to talk shit but that is quite the strong accusation. Not sure how Ninja would feel about that one.

Made an even more interesting accusation by the fact that he did it shortly after blowing bubbles on a fall guys stream.
 
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SilverReaper said:
I think Tevin did a video about it in the past. Going back in time with DSP series. episode 1 probably.

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At the time of this video, Phil said he would be losing $22,000 if he sold the Connecticut condo. That was in 2004. At $1,500 a month he has spent at least $126,000 not counting other costs by not selling it. Good job Phil.
 
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Been following the Farms for a while but finally decided to join. Anyway, apparently Derich is trying to remove reddit posts based on "copyright" lmao found this on the DSP reddit.
 

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Why does this retard get his gaming news from Twitter? Why doesn't he go to a robust gaming site to get his pertinent gaming news? It's like if someone walked into a sports bar while there's a big game on screen and then bitched about how everyone there wanted to talk about the game that was on the TV rather than the history of Byzantium or some shit.
 
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Why does this retard get his gaming news from Twitter? Why doesn't he go to a robust gaming site to get his pertinent gaming news? It's like if someone walked into a sports bar while there's a big game on screen and then bitched about how everyone there wanted to talk about the game that was on the TV rather than the history of Byzantium or some shit.
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Because he is retarded.
 
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Why does this retard get his gaming news from Twitter? Why doesn't he go to a robust gaming site to get his pertinent gaming news? It's like if someone walked into a sports bar while there's a big game on screen and then bitched about how everyone there wanted to talk about the game that was on the TV rather than the history of Byzantium or some shit.
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he doesn't need to know everytime someone scratches their nuts on stream but he loves posting his orgasm face from that time he jerked off on stream.
 
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Sugar Puppet said:
It's a possibility. Phil's definitely trying to deflect from the fact that she has a new job, he's even slipped and said 'her new job' before correcting himself with 'her new position' a few times. I don't particularly think she works at a gas station though because of the fact Phil made such a stink about how dangerous it was that she was working the night shift at her last job which was basically a huge, safe superstore-style place. I don't think he'd be satisfied if his princess worked odd hours at a gas station or a convenience store where she could potentially be working alone and in actual possibly dangerous situations. I think it's likely she works at a different chain of supermarket/big box store, or maybe even cashier at a one of those bigger pharmacy/convenience store hybrids. Without a doubt it's still an unskilled labor style job.
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So she goes from night shift working only a few hours each day Friday-Sunday, to working mornings every day with one day ahhf? And the day off is floating or unknown. She must've taken a job with longer hours, probably full time, which is pissing her off so she's bitchy at Phil more (speculation he's been in the dog house a while).

With hours like that I wonder if she's moved to a call center job? Would explain needing clothes as these jobs are usually business casual. They're entry level and shift based, which would explain her needing to go in for the late shift a few times, perhaps for training purposes or someone needed to trade a shift with her. There's also the future possibility of her going work at home after training, which I'm sure Phil would love because mom will always be at his beck and call and also making money. It's also much, much safer than retail or food service unless you wanna get into workplace violence.

So Khet is likely making more money, whether it's for herself or the goutfort, we may never know.

Oh but if she's full time she should be getting sweet full insurance coverage which would extend to a spouse, could Phil be getting better insurance soon?
 
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Esquilax said:
Oh but if she's full time she should be getting sweet full insurance coverage which would extend to a spouse, could Phil be getting better insurance soon?
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Yes. Obamacare says that if you work > 30 hours / week, your employer must provide insurance coverage with the option to add a spouse. The penalty for noncompliance is about as expensive as just providing healthcare so few companies try to circumvent this rule.

Specific to Phil, right now he is on an Obamacare absolute-minimum plan with a cost of $309/month (yes, really) while she pays about $35 a month for insurance through work; this is low enough that I am not convinced it is even the absolute minimum for Obamacare. This is legal because she works under 30 hours / week, so giving her anything at all is optional. My educated guess is that if she gets a full time or nearly full time job, the total cost / month will be in the $150-250 range including coverage for Phil.

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For those who don't know, American health insurance makes Bankjews look generous. Outside of baseline care like yearly physicals and dentist's visits, a thirty-minute appointment can cost over $150 just for the doctor's time. Testing is even worse, simple bloodwork is maybe $25 and a CT scan or MRI can cost thousands of dollars even with insurance. Then the company can tell you "fuck you, not paying" when you submit a claim because they don't consider a particular treatment necessary. That last one is how you get horror stories about the cost of medical care, objectively necessary treatments do get declined and ER/trauma doctors won't bother calling your insurance before they try to save your life. Yes it's retarded.

Bringing this back to Phil I don't believe getting better insurance will change how he treats his health - he truly seems to believe he eats healthy, is in decent shape, etc., and has never mentioned seeing a GP or dentist even when he worked at the helicopter plant. Combine that with his financial ineptitude and use of urgent care clinics (which charge the same no matter what your insurance is) and I expect him to keep up his idiot behavior unless or until something major happens like a stroke or heart attack.
 
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