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[Regenbogen]

His face is way too puffy and bloated to be a normal fat man face. It looks like chronic dehydration (which makes sense if you consider his diet).

thanks for revealing my secret jack time for me to chug gallons and shit

 

[Oliver Onions]

His face is way too puffy and bloated to be a normal fat man face. It looks like chronic dehydration (which makes sense if you consider his diet).

He has the bloat of a career alcoholic but none of the ruddiness that often accompanies it.

Although given that sunset-inducing story about him wandering around Disneyland drunk, by himself, I wouldn't be surprised if he is hitting the bottle non-stop to get through the years-long editing sessions on this iCarly video.

Being constantly bladdered would also explain that TikTok where he's dancing like a spaz screeching Madonna lyrics...it's all falling into place.

 

[Mesosalpinx]

Interestingly enough, Internet Historian seems to be the only thing connecting Q and Chills before this last video, since they both did collabs with IH and showed up on his second channel. This, of course, was one of the countless bridges Quinton burned for no reason other than virtue signaling, and IH purged their video from his channel.
In case anyone's curious, nothing of value was lost.

In some alternate universe out there Q and IH are still in good terms, Quinton took part in one of the Sundance Rejects videos, and sucked all the fun out of it.

At least we'll always have this

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Just checked the rounds on Twitter this morning to see Rusty Cage, Mumkey Jones, and based block builder Baron slinging more mud at Q.

2 years later and the fat fuck is still pissed at some kid in a monkey mask for making fun of him once:

https://twitter.com/RSTYCG/status/1375648274695270408

 

[SpergPatrol]

Just checked the rounds on Twitter this morning to see Rusty Cage, Mumkey Jones, and based block builder Baron slinging more mud at Q.

2 years later and the fat fuck is still pissed at some kid in a monkey mask for making fun of him once:

https://twitter.com/RSTYCG/status/1375648274695270408

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Mumkey got the last laugh again

To be fair it is hard not to laugh watching a fat guy falling in slow motion.

 

[keke]

It’s even more laughable that he even called this “high testosterone”. He’s almost looking like Randy from My Name is Earl:

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Except Randy looks approachable and isn’t repelling physically. Yeah he’s fat and gross but Quentin is disgusting, just looking at him makes me feel like I need to take a shower.

 

[The Grimace]

lol Lindsay Ellis just deleted her twitter for having a dumbshit take on Asian culture in media, Quinton's probably celebrating in his server right now

Mind showing the screencap or linking? Couldn't find it when I looked in the lindsay thread here, just her thing about Soul and pro-life

 

[Neil]

Mind showing the screencap or linking? Couldn't find it when I looked in the lindsay thread here, just her thing about Soul and pro-life

Here:

She then dug her own grave further and used the word squint in a context involving asians being outraged at her take, which worsened the backlash

and then she called the mob crazies

and then boom, deleted.

This kind of shitshow is perfect, Lindsay said something negative about an asian-inspired movie, during a time in history where Asians are depicted as victims of a torrent of hate crimes and racism, and then she made the stupid decision of saying the fucking word "squint" to the already hypersensitive crowd who will take something like that as a racist dogwhistle regardless of its intention.

Now Lindsay's rep is crashing because of all this, and she's retroactively being judged as a racist transphobe now. Couldn't have happened to a better person, someone who's used the cancel mob to attack other people before, now facing the brunt of the same impotent fury she helped to cultivate and weaponize.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Here:
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She then dug her own grave further and used the word squint in a context involving asians being outraged at her take, which worsened the backlash
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and then she called the mob crazies
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and then boom, deleted.

This kind of shitshow is perfect, Lindsay said something negative about an asian-inspired movie, during a time in history where Asians are depicted as victims of a torrent of hate crimes and racism, and then she made the stupid decision of saying the fucking word "squint" to the already hypersensitive crowd who will take something like that as a racist dogwhistle regardless of its intention.

Now Lindsay's rep is crashing because of all this, and she's retroactively being judged as a racist transphobe now. Couldn't have happened to a better person, someone who's used the cancel mob to attack other people before, now facing the brunt of the same impotent fury she helped to cultivate and weaponize.

 

[The Grimace]

Here:
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She then dug her own grave further and used the word squint in a context involving asians being outraged at her take, which worsened the backlash
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and then she called the mob crazies
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and then boom, deleted.

This kind of shitshow is perfect, Lindsay said something negative about an asian-inspired movie, during a time in history where Asians are depicted as victims of a torrent of hate crimes and racism, and then she made the stupid decision of saying the fucking word "squint" to the already hypersensitive crowd who will take something like that as a racist dogwhistle regardless of its intention.

Now Lindsay's rep is crashing because of all this, and she's retroactively being judged as a racist transphobe now. Couldn't have happened to a better person, someone who's used the cancel mob to attack other people before, now facing the brunt of the same impotent fury she helped to cultivate and weaponize.

I don't even think it's right to call Raya an avatar ripoff with the whole land divisions/civil war and stuff. Japan had the Sengoku era that was basically that, I'm sure ancient China did too at some point

 

[Neil]

I don't even think it's right to call Raya an avatar ripoff with the whole land divisions/civil war and stuff. Japan had the Sengoku era that was basically that, I'm sure ancient China did too at some point

Yeah, that entire take was bumfuck stupid and really ignorant. I'm really surprised it took her audience this long to realize how ill-informed she is.

 

[Hagfish]

I don't even think it's right to call Raya an avatar ripoff with the whole land divisions/civil war and stuff. Japan had the Sengoku era that was basically that, I'm sure ancient China did too at some point

Literally every country has had that. thats how petty fiefdoms became kingdoms and eventually countries.

Saxon era england, Viking era scandinavia, The greek city states, mesoamerica etc.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Now that Lindsay has been canceled will she be humbled and finally fall into Q's arms? Is his love quest finally over?

 

[Hagfish]

Now that Lindsay has been canceled will she be humbled and finally fall into Q's arms? Is his love quest finally over?

In a fight for Lindsay's love my money is on moviebob.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Yeah, so Quinton made this tweet then deleted it when everyone started saying no. I like how he can make an entire video on Chills but gets so assblasted at people saying they don't like his shitty thumbnail that he just deletes the whole thing so he can pretend it never happened like a baby.

I still have the page open but I can't archive it, I guess because it got deleted before I could.

 

[The Grimace]

Now that Lindsay has been canceled will she be humbled and finally fall into Q's arms? Is his love quest finally over?

If the 2016 election was anything to go by, she'll continue with a narrower fanbase and get progressively crazier.

Oooor she'll disappear from the internet for a couple months and get another DUI that ends up here.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Yeah, so Quinton made this tweet then deleted it when everyone started saying no. I like how he can make an entire video on Chills but gets so assblasted at people saying they don't like his shitty thumbnail that he just deletes the whole thing so he can pretend it never happened like a baby.
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I still have the page open but I can't archive it, I guess because it got deleted before I could.

How could Quinton think that anyone would want a Fallen Titans video about Yo Mama still seething over Donald Trump like it’s 2016? Let alone him narrating it?

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

How could Quinton think that anyone would want a Fallen Titans video about Yo Mama still seething over Donald Trump like it’s 2016? Let alone him narrating it?

Because he desperately thinks it will make him a good person and a member of a club that he looks up to for totally stupid reasons. He's given up a lot to be deranged about Trump and cringeworthy about social justice bullshit. If he admits defeat now, it invalidates everything he gave up thus far.

Interestingly, that's one of the reasons people in cults don't leave. If you give up your income, job, friends, normal life, reputation, etc. for something, you desperately need to believe it wasn't all for naught.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

How could Quinton think that anyone would want a Fallen Titans video about Yo Mama still seething over Donald Trump like it’s 2016? Let alone him narrating it?

Tbf, Yo Mama and Animeme (what the Fallen Titans is actually about) were huge a decade ago and nowadays are mainly content farms. This is an idea Quinto had on the back burner for over a year and he almost didn't do it because of Zach James joining in for Team Kosher on the last slapfight between YouTube boomers Ethan Klein and Daniel Keem. He had to receive direct blessing from Brock Baker (the VA for Brody aka Yo Mama Guy) to do it and he is just now making it as filler.

He did share the script during the early days of the Quew and is almost a year old with only four pages.

The thumbnail struggle continues, yeeted yet again.


The Izzyzz larping has begun.

 

[Campbell-Duo]

Can confirm working at Little Caesar's can either be heaven or hell, no in-between.

https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1374847850442600458

Used to work at a gas station that served food off a roller grill (hotdogs,corndogs and pizza roll things that i forget the name of.)
After around 3 hours we would toss out any unsold food but we would be able to eat anything that was left.
Then it stopped when someone working the nightshift would overstock the grill so that when they had to toss stuff out they would get a ton of free food that they would pack up and take home.