Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[The Cum Consumer]

Why do Christians often ignore and condone gluttony? You'll get dipshits that try to save queers from their own sexuality but homosexuality isn't even one of the 7 deadly sins. Maybe you could twist it into lust or something, but regardless, none of them form picket lines around McDonalds with "God hates fats" signs. They say they can't just ignore the gays because they want to save their souls or some shit, but shouldn't gluttony be just as bad or maybe even worse? But they actively let fat fucks continue to be fat. Why is it the forgotten sin?

On his christcuck channel, there's a video about gluttony where he's so clearly in denial about being glutton it's hilarious. He keeps trying to redefine gluttony about being about cellphone usage. His pastor or whoever tries to push him towards the topic of food, but, if I remember correctly (not rewatching it), he starts talking about how cool it would be if you could get food at church. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHagvN5s15o

 

[StraightShooter2]

How does Jack fuck-up his thumbnails so bad that they look like poop and saliva?

Could you imagine Mushbrain in an actual culinary course? He'd act like he knows everything, quibble with the instructor over things and get royally pissed each time the instructor tells him to stop eating the butter.

The closest he got to that was his BBQ contest against a professional BBQer on "West Texas Investors Club".

And when he lost because he didn't know how to cook BBQ, he trash-talked the hosts of the show and claimed they "cheated" or "rigged it" just because they were prejudiced against him.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

He didn't even bother to take his ring and watch off when mixing that raw meat.

You must be new here. Jack's oaths to Tammy mean so much he doesn't mind wearing the Botulism Band at all times, even when handling raw meat.

 

[StraightShooter2]

He didn't even bother to take his ring and watch off when mixing that raw meat.

Come to think of it, there were a lot of episodes where he put the spoon/fork in his mouth and then put it back into the food. (No idea if he was feeding it to his family or not).

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

It looks like Tammys Bull has jizzed all over this shit

I really wondered where the foamy stuff came from. And it's from his untempered and over beaten eggs that he added to the pot.

Spoiler: cooking sperging

Tempering your ingredients, like eggs, is by slowly adding the hot liquid to it bit by bit while beating it constantly. The idea is by adding it a bit at a time and moving everything about the heat doesn't have a chance to curdle the eggs. And anybody that's ever made something like creme caramel or a custard using raw egg yolks knows how finicky and easy to wreck this can be. Do this a couple times and you'll wind up with an emulsion of eggs and liquid. And if you return it to the pot on the stove you don't let it boil. This will curdle your eggs and you'll get little bits of scrambled egg in your dish. You know, like Jack did.

Instead he over beat his eggs so they were foamy, didn't temper them properly and then just dumped it back into the pot where you saw the egg start to curdle. Of course even if he had two working hands he probably would have fucked this up because let's face it, he always fucks it up.

He didn't even bother to take his ring and watch off when mixing that raw meat.

And that's after he says to get a food glove or use a fork to mix it all up. Mushbrain can't even follow his own instructions. No surprise there. He probably forgot what he had just said.

 

[Acceptable]

while we are on the topic of preaching with jack, I wanted to introduce this video to any newfags who are lurking or people who don't watch his shitty religious videos. I personally regard this one as a classic

 

[AnOminous]

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Holy fucking Christ it looks like a clogged toilet in an abandoned gas station that has been festering for months. I nearly vomited just looking at it. Utterly repulsive even by Jacked-up bullshit standards.

Side note, I make a lot of pressure cooker pulled pork and I have never once had it come out that greasy, I'm not even sure how he managed that.

My guess is he started with a shitty, excessively fatty cut and then utterly failed to trim any of the fat.

Come to think of it, there were a lot of episodes where he put the spoon/fork in his mouth and then put it back into the food. (No idea if he was feeding it to his family or not).

One of the standard themes of any Jack video is he constantly cross contaminates everything. It's a miracle nobody has died from his toxic infected offerings from Nurgle.

Come to think of it, the very first Jack video I ever saw was that disgusting pulled pork that was half raw made in that shitty "as seen on TV" Nu-Wave cooker thing. And somehow he's made an even more disgusting version.

 

[jscalfani eats bigTs muff]

Of course Jack thinks raw meat smells amazing.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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I'm gonna be totally fair here and say that I've made a lot of pulled pork in slow cookers and the actual contents looked nasty before shredding. But I avoided taking a picture of it until it was presentable.

Not to say Jack didn't make mistakes. The juices are too watery and the pulled pork looks too dry, a strange contrast; but still.

Also I've never had a slow cooker with a white container...that just makes it look like a toilet, gross.

 

[Sir Jack Scalfani]

On his christcuck channel, there's a video about gluttony where he's so clearly in denial about being glutton it's hilarious. He keeps trying to redefine gluttony about being about cellphone usage. His pastor or whoever tries to push him towards the topic of food, but, if I remember correctly (not rewatching it), he starts talking about how cool it would be if you could get food at church. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHagvN5s15o

Speaking of his murder church channel.....Jack used to have "Pastor Jim" on all the time....however, the last video he was on was 7 months ago.....i suspect he grew tired of Jack and decided to blank him.........

Now Jack just has a redneck trucker on and the 2 of them talk absolute bollex endlessly....

 

[captkrisma]

Junior might honestly be out-boomering his dad with this Instagram Story. Who the hell cares dude?

Jack Jr. We know you lurk here. You can't complain about something being a "fleshy urge" when you actively participate in collecting the thing you're complaining about.

"It has always been a peculiarity of the human race that it keeps two sets of morals in stock-the private and the real, and the public and the artificial." - Mark Twain

 

[Hundreds Of Sparrows]

Junior might honestly be out-boomering his dad with this Instagram Story. Who the hell cares dude?

junior out here getting pissy at a gay black guy while constantly pretending to be a gay black guy. go get em, champ

 

[Aaway]

You must be new here. Jack's oaths to Tammy mean so much he doesn't mind wearing the Botulism Band at all times, even when handling raw meat.

i just remembered how he put out a video a long time ago about getting his ring redipped because his finger had become irritated and swollen. wouldn't surprise me at all if that was a result of him keeping it on when handling raw meat and all the bacteria that had settled underneath

had to do some digging but i found the video

 

[Sir Jack Scalfani]

i just remembered how he put out a video a long time ago about getting his ring redipped because his finger had become irritated and swollen. wouldn't surprise me at all if that was a result of him keeping it on when handling raw meat and all the bacteria that had settled underneath

had to do some digging but i found the video

"Til death do us part" says jack in that video....what about your first wife Jack??

Does that not count?...

Finally, it really is the shittiest, most naff wedding ring I have ever seen on a man.

What man has diamonds on a wedding ring? They are mostly just plain and simple.....not our Jack though....

God awful taste......in every regard!

 

[Super Hans]

i just remembered how he put out a video a long time ago about getting his ring redipped because his finger had become irritated and swollen. wouldn't surprise me at all if that was a result of him keeping it on when handling raw meat and all the bacteria that had settled underneath

had to do some digging but i found the video

I'm unreasonably pissed off Jack's mad that his wedding ring isn't solid gold. If this retard didn't sleep through his high school chemistry class, he'd know that gold is a soft metal. If his ring was a solid 24k instead of 10k core plated in 24k, he'd instead be bitching that it was some fucked up shape instead of just wanting it dipped, which like you said isn't the gold wearing off and exposing the core but filth somehow fusing to the gold.

 

[stets]

Jack covers the COVID vaccine on his dead “”Christian”” channel. I’m not going to watch this because it’s 20 minutes long and dumb anti-vax people enrage me. I’m sure there’s some gold here if someone wants to suffer through it.

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He’s clearly an expert on cutting edge medical innovation and someone you should accept health advice from. Who needs doctors when you have a long haul trucker and a stroked-out moron instead?

Watched it all. Some thoughts:

- Two morons shared their uniformed opinions on vaccines for 20 minutes. Thankfully, it's not *too* anti-vax. Just stupid. There's really only two objectively wrong statements on the COVID jab that jumped out to me - no, the J&J jab doesn't contain fetal material, and yeah, they're safe.

- Jack said "I'm concerned that humans today are the testing period." Well yeah, that *was* the case. That's how vaccine trials work, and those proved the vaccines are safe. Thousands and thousands of people around the world have had the vaccine for almost a year - they're not suddenly rolling this out to the broader public without testing. Jack's even incredulous that most first responders have all taken it, even though almost a year of multiple phases of vaccine trials have shown that they're safe.

- This whole video is basically ignorance. "They brought [the vaccine] too soon." "There's not enough testing." "We don't know about the side effects." All wrong. A lot is dabbling in Christian Science. "God chooses when I die or get sick, so [I don't need to do a damn thing to take care of my health]."

- The worst example of this is when his guest says "I don't need to take it - I trust God." I do not understand this. I'm not religious or Christian. But I trust in my nebulous perception of God too, and I still got a Moderna shot in my arm as quickly as I could get an appointment at a local clinic. I have had no side effects other than a sore shoulder for a day or two. These people are sperging about virtually nothing.

- Jack needs to get vaccinated. Jack's 60 year-old friend needs to get vaccinated. But both feel untouchable, and both are the type of people that the virus puts in the hospital or kills. Jack's friend's thought of "I believe God, and I don't believe anything can harm me without God's hand" is silly. Jack's friend constantly refers to the story of Job, but ignores that God sat by and allowed all of Job's family and friends to die. This attitude is why people needlessly die.

- Jack says "I don't believe in living in fear" when explaining why he doesn't want a vaccine. "I believe that when you take the vaccine you take it for a logical reason." I think being more than 100 pounds overweight, diabetic, hypertensive, and with a history of strokes a logical reason to get a shot.

- Jack uses weird logic and wants a verse from scripture that justifies taking a vaccine. 1 Corinthians 6:19-20, Jack.

- Jack explains that a COVID vaccine is not a mark of the beast and doesn't involve being microchipped. Jack is not completely insane.

- Jack's friend later agrees that's it's not the mark of the beast, but alludes to believing that Bill Gates is microchipping people.

- Jack says that you should only wear a mask if the Holy Spirit calls you to wear one. FML.

- Jack's friend responds to that and kind of gets it. He says he's not going to tempt God by running up to friends and strangers and sick people and hug them. Jack gets instantly defensive and says he's being graphic in a stereotypically gay manner while grabbing a sip of his iced starbucks latte in a stereotypically gay way.

- Jack says to not get the shot just because you think you'll be protected by God. How about you get the shot because it's good personal responsibility? There are so many obvious counter arguments to everything they say that just aren't considered.

- More of the same shit goes on for the last few minutes. They say they're not for the vaccine or against it, but clearly they're against it.

 

[Acceptable]

What man has diamonds on a wedding ring? They are mostly just plain and simple.....not our Jack though....

I worked for a very large diamond retailer doing marketing and social media/photography. We sold and made in house hundreds of rings a month. Your correct that most men’s bands don’t have diamonds, but in recent years it’s been ALL the rage. In the gay community. We pushed our line of men’s diamond engagement/wedding rings heavily during pride month. And I would constantly be making “love is love uwu” Facebook posts featuring the diamond wedding bands and two men being gay and shit.
Anyways... my point is that diamond wedding rings are very popular with the gays

 

[stupidpieceofshit]

The worst example of this is when his guest says "I don't need to take it - I trust God." I do not understand this. I'm not religious or Christian. But I trust in my nebulous perception of God too, and I still got a Moderna shot in my arm as quickly as I could get an appointment at a local clinic. I have had no side effects other than a sore shoulder for a day or two. These people are sperging about virtually nothing.

Which is odd a big sermon in Protestantism is one about a guy trapped on his roof in a flood, he prays that God saves him, he turns down multiple rescue attempts from rescuers crossing his path, saying "God will save me/ I trust God". He dies and then asks God why wasn't his prayer answer, God responds basically "Dumb ass what do you think all those Rescuers coming across you were?"

Also if you just got a sore shoulder for the second shot you're lucky, for me it felt like I had a chemo session from when I had cancer, it was awful. Still would have done it knowing it but still, all my coworkers who got it were also wiped for the second shot. All had Moderna too.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyways... my point is that diamond wedding rings are very popular with the gays

The more things like this happen, the more I think the shit about Jack being a homo isn't just a meme people say to piss him off.

 

[captkrisma]

I personally am agnostic, but to retort Jack's logic on vaccinations: multiple vaccines for this virus were created by the grace of God giving knowledge to the scientists. To willingly refuse their efforts is to insult the Lord for his creations.