Trashfire Ethan Ralph went to Digibros house and got into a fist fight with everyone Digibro lives with.

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I've got this burning like my gunt is filled
with nothing but gasoline.
And with a spark,
it's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever seen.
Cut me down or let me run,
either way it's all gonna burn...
The only way that Digi will ever learn
That's not how fuels burn, but absolutely brilliant.
 
Never change Ralph. A truly exemplary Memphis man.
Edit:
I'm impressed by May's ability to lead men to destruction.
He likes saying he's from Memphis but he isn't. It's a shithole but it's actually a real city and they have barbecue. He is from the much trashier, shittier hive of inbreeding and white trash across the state line in Arkansas called West Memphis, which is like something out of Lovecraft.
 
Forgive my ignorance of IP2 lingo, but Cx Effect?
It's like a curse, once you get associated with IP2( or Ice/Cx community back in the day) you start to degrade both mentally and physically and start to experience misfortune at every corner. Ralph just a few days ago got involved with the Alice and Bobbi Dylan IP2 drama and now he's getting involved in his own IP2 style drama.
Typical Cx effect pattern here:story:
 
THIS IS A DIRECT MESSAGE TO JARED HOLT

THE PIG IS IN THE BLANKET, I REPEAT, THE PIG IS IN THE BLANKET
lmfao this is sheer cope, apparently writing about objectively embarrassing incidents is deplatforming or something, tsk tsk null on violating ralphs free speech by exercising yours in the open without a shred of deceit, you sneaky bastard
 
If Knoxville 2: Electric Guntaloo comes to pass, I officially nominate Nick Rekieta to referee.
That was exactly what I was thinking rewatching it. He looks drunk and pilled out, he has that glazed over look in his eyes and his speech isn't clear.
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It's hard to tell if it's the drugs and distilled corn syrup, or if those are just his normal dead-ass cow eyes.
Adding another fat person to the equation would have lead to the door being jammed and Ralph would be stuck.
DOORSTUCK!!! DOORSTUCK!!! GAYDUR, DOORSTUCK!!!
 
You know just last night I was browsing this subforum, thinking to myself man, Ralph really has been wrung out, hasn't he? The man simply is too sad and irrelevant to gin up anything interesting these days, we truly did scrape every last kernel off the ear. And then I wake up and see this. As Ferris Bueller said, life moves pretty fast.
 
Just wanted to say the memes from this thread are God-tier and makes me proud to be a part of this community autism thunderdome
Enjoy this:
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Ralph live on the Dick show right now:
Ralph running his mouth about a crime he committed? What could possibly go wrong?

Edit: This mother fucker talking about a cage fight. Just stick them on a fucking beach and let them slap gunts like a couple of walruses.
 
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