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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
What are they actually planning to do with these sheep? They can't just keep them all around, they haven't got room, and if they're not slaughtering them for meat and keeping/selling it then they're failing to capitalise on a small but steady income stream. They should open up a farm shop or something and sell local meat if they're gonna get into lambs. Maybe they could sell some of their non-frozen chicken eggs too... oh, who am I kidding, they're way too paranoid for that. They'd probably assume any customer was actually a CHUD operative in disguise. Doing all their business online seems weird when there should be a local market for produce like eggs, meat and wool, but then most farms don't have an awful antagonistic relationship with their neighbours. Perhaps if they stopped treating all the locals like idiot hicks and actually got involved with the community/local markets, and also made sure that their animals weren't frozen and starved, then they wouldn't have to e-beg online and could build up a base with local businesses. Bit late now, of course.

They're absolutely retards for bringing the sheep inside and giving them names. Put them in the barn with their mothers where they belong and stop treating them like pets you psychos. At least the barn isn't (I hope) full of garbage bags and loaded rifles.
 
Woah, hang on and rewind...

Paulie, weren't the donations and support given to keep you all safe from the nasty scary Nazi CHUDS?
It was the nazi credit cards all along.

Random sperg, but do they even have a washing machine and dryer? I can't imagine having a washer is good for the power situation, let alone the insane amounts needed for a dryer
That generator won't run a dryer without destroying the dryer.
 
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Those lambs are fucking emaciated. How can they possibly have let them get to that condition? This is why you put the pregnant ewes in lambing pens; so you can keep an eye on newborns and give the ewe a chance to bond with the lambs.

MOTI but I fucking hate these people. I don't give a shit if they're trans; I hate them because they're ignorant and narcissistic and they revel in it to the detriment of the rest of the world.
 
Those lambs are fucking emaciated. How can they possibly have let them get to that condition? This is why you put the pregnant ewes in lambing pens; so you can keep an eye on newborns and give the ewe a chance to bond with the lambs.

MOTI but I fucking hate these people. I don't give a shit if they're trans; I hate them because they're ignorant and narcissistic and they revel in it to the detriment of the rest of the world.
Yeah......there was no rejection by the mother. They just took them like a new toy.
 
Those lambs are fucking emaciated. How can they possibly have let them get to that condition? This is why you put the pregnant ewes in lambing pens; so you can keep an eye on newborns and give the ewe a chance to bond with the lambs.

MOTI but I fucking hate these people. I don't give a shit if they're trans; I hate them because they're ignorant and narcissistic and they revel in it to the detriment of the rest of the world.
I try to be impartial to cows, because they’re just retards, but the only two things that really make me despise someone is if they’re a pedo or an animal abuser. Unfortunately for Kevin, he’s both, meaning that he’s one of the worst people imo
 
So in your world, the only options for gun storage are:
  • Under lock and key
  • On the floor
not "on the floor" specifically but in a convenient location like on the nightstand or leaning in a corner. A rack also works but imo they're tasteless unless you're using it to display a collection of historical firearms rather than something for practical use.
 
not "on the floor" specifically but in a convenient location like on the nightstand or leaning in a corner. A rack also works but imo they're tasteless unless you're using it to display a collection of historical firearms rather than something for practical use.
Meet you halfway
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