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Sounds cheap. If you were anything special you would be crafted from solid 24K gold.
Trainwreck Pamela Swain / DocHoliday1977 / MsPhoenix1969 / Observer1977 / danishlace2003 / Writer_thriller - Victim of grand #MeToo conspiracy, litigious wannabe starfucker, off her meds and online
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gold is easily bent and scratched I was built with the strength of a titan also average price for tungsten is 30k per ton and I'm a ton of pure sexy
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Per ton? Haha. Gold is $1700 per ounce. Pure gold, like myself, is something that you cherish and protect. It may easily bend and scratch, but you take careful measures to make sure that that does not happen. Your tungsten ass, plated in something pretty to fake excellence, gets used and abused without a single thought.
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ur 1 ton of gold is literally dog shit compared to my infinity+infinity tons of gold and tungsten get gud
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Am gud. Get on. I'm sorry that you are a faggot actor and can never live up to my supremacy, but that's a you problem.
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i stopped acting sir im a lucky strike salesman now and when i can i will rename myself as such
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@Gay Actor Javier Bardem So you sell cigarettes that were discontinued sometime around 2010 (if memory serves) because they were cheap and shitty and nobody wanted them but came back in 2021 because people embrace cheap and shitty now. Yup. Fits you perfectly.
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OK, sorry to interrupt this nice dick measuring contest but I have a (very boring) reading for @Bender. I was really hoping for something funnier or at least something I can spin in a funny way while remaining at least a little accurate to the actual meaning of the cards so thought about redoing it but I was asked not to... so here we go 
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Situation: 2 of Coins - It tells us what the situation really is, possibly what you omitted asking your question. It's a card of mutual affection and partnership. It tells us the conflict you asked about isn't an actual conflict, it's a game between two people who like each other.
Obstacle: Ace of Coins. This card makes little sense here in most readings. It's a card of abundance. We could try to use reversed meaning: lack of planning and rash decisions leading to loss but since the first card says the conflict isn't real, an obstacle blocking resolution of the conflict isn't real either.
What was: 10 of Cups. A card of harmonious relationship. It suggests you were on good terms with your opponent.
What will be: 9 of Cups. ...and will stay on good terms with them.
What you know: 8 of Cups. A card of disappointment. Joke that turned out to be less funny than expected. Tarot reading that turned out lame and isn't even a pretext to good laugh at your expense.
What you feel: World. A card of completion, going full circle, accomplishment. I'm starting to feel those last two cards are more about making me do this reading for you than about the conflict cards told us isn't real
How you'll see it: Queen of Wands. She's a socialite, brilliant discussant, someone who can find themselves in any situation. You feel confident, you are on the joke.
Your surrounding: Knight of Wands. He's an adventurer, restless spirit, unconventional thinker and you find yourself surrounded by people like this.
What you need: 2 of Cups. It's a card of partnership and mutual understanding. If we continue with the conflict narrative - it's a strong advice to make up, find resolution to the conflict. If we consider what first four cards told us - cards tell us all is good and abstain from giving you advice.
The outcome: Ace of Cups. A card of spiritual strength, creative force or, Lord forgive me for saying it, love (not necessarily erotic love, luckily for you).
I give up. We can try some other time with different question.
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Obstacle: Ace of Coins. This card makes little sense here in most readings. It's a card of abundance. We could try to use reversed meaning: lack of planning and rash decisions leading to loss but since the first card says the conflict isn't real, an obstacle blocking resolution of the conflict isn't real either.
What was: 10 of Cups. A card of harmonious relationship. It suggests you were on good terms with your opponent.
What will be: 9 of Cups. ...and will stay on good terms with them.
What you know: 8 of Cups. A card of disappointment. Joke that turned out to be less funny than expected. Tarot reading that turned out lame and isn't even a pretext to good laugh at your expense.
What you feel: World. A card of completion, going full circle, accomplishment. I'm starting to feel those last two cards are more about making me do this reading for you than about the conflict cards told us isn't real
How you'll see it: Queen of Wands. She's a socialite, brilliant discussant, someone who can find themselves in any situation. You feel confident, you are on the joke.
Your surrounding: Knight of Wands. He's an adventurer, restless spirit, unconventional thinker and you find yourself surrounded by people like this.
What you need: 2 of Cups. It's a card of partnership and mutual understanding. If we continue with the conflict narrative - it's a strong advice to make up, find resolution to the conflict. If we consider what first four cards told us - cards tell us all is good and abstain from giving you advice.
The outcome: Ace of Cups. A card of spiritual strength, creative force or, Lord forgive me for saying it, love (not necessarily erotic love, luckily for you).
I give up. We can try some other time with different question.
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I clearly won the dick measuring contest and I'd like to say that you are free to interrupt anytime. I'd also like to thank you for taking the time to give me a reading.OK, sorry to interrupt this nice dick measuring contest but I have a (very boring) reading for @Bender. I was really hoping for something funnier or at least something I can spin in a funny way while remaining at least a little accurate to the actual meaning of the cards so thought about redoing it but I was asked not to... so here we go
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Situation: 2 of Coins - It tells us what the situation really is, possibly what you omitted asking your question. It's a card of mutual affection and partnership. It tells us the conflict you asked about isn't an actual conflict, it's a game between two people who like each other.
Obstacle: Ace of Coins. This card makes little sense here in most readings. It's a card of abundance. We could try to use reversed meaning: lack of planning and rash decisions leading to loss but since the first card says the conflict isn't real, an obstacle blocking resolution of the conflict isn't real either.
What was: 10 of Cups. A card of harmonious relationship. It suggests you were on good terms with your opponent.
What will be: 9 of Cups. ...and will stay on good terms with them.
What you know: 8 of Cups. A card of disappointment. Joke that turned out to be less funny than expected. Tarot reading that turned out lame and isn't even a pretext to good laugh at your expense.
What you feel: World. A card of completion, going full circle, accomplishment. I'm starting to feel those last two cards are more about making me do this reading for you than about the conflict cards told us isn't real
How you'll see it: Queen of Wands. She's a socialite, brilliant discussant, someone who can find themselves in any situation. You feel confident, you are on the joke.
Your surrounding: Knight of Wands. He's an adventurer, restless spirit, unconventional thinker and you find yourself surrounded by people like this.
What you need: 2 of Cups. It's a card of partnership and mutual understanding. If we continue with the conflict narrative - it's a strong advice to make up, find resolution to the conflict. If we consider what first four cards told us - cards tell us all is good and abstain from giving you advice.
The outcome: Ace of Cups. A card of spiritual strength, creative force or, Lord forgive me for saying it, love (not necessarily erotic love, luckily for you).
I give up. We can try some other time with different question.
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Well, you had the last word, that is true. But I have some fond memories of Lucky Strikes
Always at your service (but mostly at weekends, during week days I'm usually not in the mood for creative writing). And your reading turned out more interesting than poor Bender's
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I had one of the last packs of luckies after they were discontinued and I've had a couple of packs after they were reintroduced. I consider them meh. Their radio commercials in the 40's were above par though.Well, you had the last word, that is true. But I have some fond memories of Lucky Strikes
Always at your service (but mostly at weekends, during week days I'm usually not in the mood for creative writing). And your reading turned out more interesting than poor Bender's
I really appreciate you taking the time to give me the reading, but it was just reliving ancient history for me. Maybe next time the cards will show some real wild shit.
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That’s true. Depending on what she did: Pam could probably pursue a real lawsuit one day if the college failed to offer any on-campus services when she went ham on her instructor. (or failed to refer/report if they didn’t have any on-campus services for the retarded) Especially if she was spitting out clearly delusional accusations and the instructor was aware she was not actually breaking any rules in her right mind. (Or she agreed to the code of conduct while not in sound mind - though that falls under contract law) Unfortunately, That would require her to acknowledge she’s crazy.
I kind of wonder if an insane person can file an ADA lawsuit outside of the statue of limitations (Pam has 4 years in GA), permitting that they were not in the right mental state during the prescriptive period. Pam may can set a national legal precedent if that hasn’t been addressed yet.
Pam spill the details. Enquiring minds want to know.
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I think this kinda answers your question @Maw Insane people are too insane to set legal precedent.
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How would a rapist know?
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Rapist is my gender and you had damned well better respect it.
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@Cup Noodle are you Alex Jones?
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Hell no. I am *redacted. I have the biggest dick and the biggest ego. Alex Jones could only aspire to be me. I have everything that I want and if I decide that I want something else I go and get it. I'm tall, I'm muscular, I'm every girl's dream. I'm what Harvey imagined himself as he raped up and coming starlets. I'm what Tony is and more. I'm the supreme human being. I am @Cup Noodle
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Pam, the good people of Glennville are probably sick of your shit and paying for your lawsuits with their tax dollars. The least you could do is win a real one and use that money to invest in your local economy via spending it. You could have the biggest, most beautiful double-wide in all of Glennville if you’d apply yourself to something.
And who cares about an Assford University doctorate? Do you ever see anyone working in respectable positions that have a PhD from places like Assford, DeVry, or other private for-profit schools? You have an undergrad education so why not go to a local college online or something? UGeorgia and Valdosta have online programs and are nationally ranked not-for-profit accredited schools. (With real accreditation, not that “online learning commission” bullshit.) Valdostas acceptance rate takes anyone. If your grades are good, Florida State University is right over the border and has cheap tuition. Make something of your fat ass so you won’t be on kiwi farms all day for the rest of your life.