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Konduit turned up to Fall Guys stream tonight and asked Phil if he could pick the costume. Phil stopped him and said it was actually ShaoKhanArtist that was picking because Konduit had been the stream before and missed one. He then says "But if ShaoKhanArtist isn't here..." and then proceeded to just go with the shark costume for now. So does Konduit get to pick or... no?

He then told Konduit that he filed a request with SteamElements days ago to get Konduit unbanned from tipping after the Conduit incident. He told him that he hadn't heard anything yet for sure, but it was up to Konduit to try and tip if he would like to. Baiting people into giving him money to 'test' things is no longer a meme, it's just a standard scam strategy for him at this point.

EDIT: Phil got a tip (didn't say how much) and asked if anyone saw the tip animation. Nobody did, it didn't play. Phil started fiddling with his stream knobs (still didn't say how much). Then a round started on Fall Guys. As he is playing he says he got a 'big tip' and it's not good if the animations didn't play. He says he can manually play the animation if it doesn't pop up.

So he's hiding money, not saying the value of the tip for no reason, and then reveals that he can trigger the animations manually after begging for $50 to show the tip earlier.
Phil then says that this isn't good, they tested this earlier and it worked fine. So the tip is at least $50.
He still has not said the amount at the end of the round.
He doesn't hide money though, we're making that up.

EDIT 2: FOR FUCK SAKE.
After the match, Phil manually plays the animation between rounds for GuitarPlayer's $50 tip.
Then proceeded to not add it to the leaderboard, saying he will do it after the next round.
I don't know if he is doing this to see us react to it when he reads the Farms, or if he really believes this nets him more money. But it's painfully intentional at this point.

EDIT 3: After the round, Phil puts the gunnars on. Reads a cheer...
And you guessed it... still does not update the leaderboard.
Without another contribution, Phil can't test to see if it is working or not.
Get scammed, paypigs.
 
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In case you're all wondering, Konduit cheered 100 bits to say that he can't tip - he gets an 'Error Forbidden'. So he tried to give Phil money again. He said in the cheer that he would add 'make a new Paypal' to his to-do list. Gotta support the pig.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is the prelude to Konduit charging him back.

EDIT: When asked, Phil said he had no idea who is blurred out in the $50 tip animation. He said it's an artifact of standard definition video.
He then chuckled to himself as it being 'white noise on the side'.
This abject piece of shit is starting to get pretty cocky from his current money influx, I see.
 
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Phil was laughing that he was glad that he never went to PWDubz island in Animal Crossing. Especially after what PWDubz 'did to him'.
This is a prelude to...
Phil launching into a rant about how PWDubz 'set him up' with the doxing claims. Phil never sent it to anyone, it was never a dox because the information that he sent Phil was public anyway.
Phil claims that PW sent him his driver's license unsolicited after people in chat questioned where he lived.
Phil then sent it to his mods in shock, asking why PW would send Phil this, and if they knew anything about it. Why did this require him sending it to his mods? That goes unaddressed.
'Come to find out' that this was a 'coordinated' setup to claim that Phil doxed him. Phil did not dox him because the information in the license that was not blocked had been publicly stated by PW in chat previously.
He also then said that PW tried to report him to several places to claim that Phil doxed him. Phil says this is proof that he had an agenda the whole time. He suggests that 'the asshole mod' (@itsthatanonmouse ) may have been in on it.
He concluded by saying 'Fuck PWDubz and fuck his island'. It was very positive.

After giggling about his money and shitting on John and Howard, he lost his fucking mind over this.
Your state of mind is always fragile, eh Phil?
 
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Surly Muppet said:
EDIT: When asked, Phil said he had no idea who is blurred out in the $50 tip animation. He said it's an artifact of standard definition video.
He then chuckled to himself as it being 'white noise on the side'.
This abject piece of shit is starting to get pretty cocky from his current money influx, I see.
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Sometimes I wonder if Rambo and Howard tune in every once in a while to see how Phil's doing. Probably shaking their heads with sadness that their friend became such a soulless husk; not to imply he was particularly full of life and an actually good friend to begin with or anything.

To not only fuck over your friends like that, but then try to retcon it such that they never existed in your life... nobody's going to your funeral, Phil, and that's what you fucking get. Nobody's gonna cry when you die. You pushed away everybody that would've. Hope it was worth it, you miserable piece of shit.
 
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IHateMyJob said:
Well CMFool alone tipped him 14 times during the day stream so that might give you an idea.
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Considering its been playing the game for a month and he still hasn't finished chapter one I think the pay pigs need to step it up with the hand holding. The dude is playing this game like an old man with alzheimers trying to cross the road.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil was laughing that he was glad that he never went to PWDubz island in Animal Crossing. Especially after what PWDubz 'did to him'.
This is a prelude to...
Phil launching into a rant about how PWDubz 'set him up' with the doxing claims. Phil never sent it to anyone, it was never a dox because the information that he sent Phil was public anyway.
Phil claims that PW sent him his driver's license unsolicited after people in chat questioned where he lived.
Phil then sent it to his mods in shock, asking why he would send Phil this, and if they knew anything about it. Why did this require him sending it to his mods? That goes unaddressed.
Come to find out that this was a coordinated setup to claim that Phil doxed him. Phil did not dox him because the information in the license that was not blocked
He also then said that PW tried to report him to several places to claim that Phil doxed him. Phil says this is proof that he had an agenda the whole time. He suggests that the asshole mod (@itsthatanonmouse ) may have been in on it.
He concluded by saying 'Fuck PWDubz and fuck his island'. It was very positive.

After giggling about his money and shitting on John and Howard, he lost his fucking mind over this.
Your state of mind is always fragile, eh Phil?
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This is probably the most insane outlandish story I've ever heard out of the pigs mouth.
What the actual fuck
 
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Surly Muppet said:
So he's hiding money, not saying the value of the tip for no reason, and then reveals that he can trigger the animations manually after begging for $50 to show the tip earlier.
Phil then says that this isn't good, they tested this earlier and it worked fine. So the tip is at least $50.
He still has not said the amount at the end of the round.
He doesn't hide money though, we're making that up.

EDIT 2: FOR FUCK SAKE.
After the match, Phil manually plays the animation between rounds for GuitarPlayer's $50 tip.
Then proceeded to not add it to the leaderboard, saying he will do it after the next round.
I don't know if he is doing this to see us react to it when he reads the Farms, or if he really believes this nets him more money. But it's painfully intentional at this point.

EDIT 3: After the round, Phil puts the gunnars on. Reads a cheer...
And you guessed it... still does not update the leaderboard.
Without another contribution, Phil can't test to see if it is working or not.
Get scammed, paypigs.
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Without a doubt, this is his new form of grift. He knows that the money stops once he hits the tips goal and because he has literal retards for fans, they're not going to realize this grift. He also probably knows that people come near the end of the stream to see how much their leader needs to get to $100, so they're not even going to be around to see him clearly hiding money.
 
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Never thought i'd type this but i miss the days when phil just made youtube videos fucking up in video games getting angry smashing his controller in rage and calling Kojima a cock sucker for dying in his games. Now he just begs for money from his few paypigs while playing games he doesn't care about and fake raging for the ad revunue from the detractor vids. I would love to see another dsp cooking video seeing if he'll burn down his house due to him pouring bacon grease down the toilet.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil was laughing that he was glad that he never went to PWDubz island in Animal Crossing. Especially after what PWDubz 'did to him'.
This is a prelude to...
Phil launching into a rant about how PWDubz 'set him up' with the doxing claims. Phil never sent it to anyone, it was never a dox because the information that he sent Phil was public anyway.
Phil claims that PW sent him his driver's license unsolicited after people in chat questioned where he lived.
Phil then sent it to his mods in shock, asking why PW would send Phil this, and if they knew anything about it. Why did this require him sending it to his mods? That goes unaddressed.
'Come to find out' that this was a 'coordinated' setup to claim that Phil doxed him. Phil did not dox him because the information in the license that was not blocked had been publicly stated by PW in chat previously.
He also then said that PW tried to report him to several places to claim that Phil doxed him. Phil says this is proof that he had an agenda the whole time. He suggests that 'the asshole mod' (@itsthatanonmouse ) may have been in on it.
He concluded by saying 'Fuck PWDubz and fuck his island'. It was very positive.

After giggling about his money and shitting on John and Howard, he lost his fucking mind over this.
Your state of mind is always fragile, eh Phil?
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That makes no fucking sense.

PwWubz self doxxed himself to Phil knowing he was gonna post it on the mod Discord?

Instead of using his "see the future" powers on winning the lottery or something productive for themselves, they used them to make Phil look bad??

That is insane... and what's more insane is his fans will believe it. They will do any and everything to never accept they are dumbasses for listening and paying this guy money. To accept they were wrong would be to accept the trolls were right, which means the bullies in school who they are pseudo "getting back" by supporting Phil were right about them too.

That can NEVER happen.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
EDIT: When asked, Phil said he had no idea who is blurred out in the $50 tip animation. He said it's an artifact of standard definition video.
He then chuckled to himself as it being 'white noise on the side'.
This abject piece of shit is starting to get pretty cocky from his current money influx, I see.
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Yeah, okay. This fat, anti-social hermit seriously expects us to believe that a gif of himself would just happen to include random background people and no one he ever associated with.
Let this petty fuck have his tiny victories, Leanna and his friends did well leaving him behind. The fact that he will be resentful over them to his grave is the cherry on top.
 
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fuckshitsnake said:
Sometimes I wonder if Rambo and Howard tune in every once in a while to see how Phil's doing. Probably shaking their heads with sadness that their friend became such a soulless husk; not to imply he was particularly full of life and an actually good friend to begin with or anything.
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Rambo might be shaking his head, but Howard is probably laughing. In the response video about P7 money, Rambo took a softer stance, but Howard had clearly come to the conclusion that Phil was a piece of shit by that point. Phil also tried to retcon their relationship a couple of years ago, saying that he was never really close friends with Howard, he just hung out with Howard because he was friends with Rambo. Phil is likely angry at Howard because he knows Howard sees him for what he is.
YokuNama said:
PwWubz self doxxed himself to Phil knowing he was gonna post it on the mod Discord.
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PW knew that Phil would be so confused, he would have to show all the information to his mods.
He also knew that Anony could then leak it and we could all accuse Phil of doxing. We just need to find Anony's shady secret Discord and we'll have all the receipts to prove that Phil was entrapped in his own secret (but not shady) Discord. Anony is the Cigarette Smoking Man, lurking in all the shadows now.

This makes total sense if you remember the two Truths of the PigCult:
- The world is actively conspiring against Phil
- Phil never does anything wrong
 
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