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[White Devil]

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He's just so awful looking. Blackheads all over his nose, pockmarks covering his face, nose hair woven throughout his cavernous nostrils, greasy zits splattered all over his cheeks, flaky thin lips curved like a fish.

He's not just an unfortunate looking trans woman, he's unfortunate looking in general.

Look at that smooth, feminine skin!

 

[Gone Ham]

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He's just so awful looking. Blackheads all over his nose, pockmarks covering his face, nose hair woven throughout his cavernous nostrils, greasy zits splattered all over his cheeks, flaky thin lips curved like a fish.

He's not just an unfortunate looking trans woman, he's unfortunate looking in general.

greasy enough to deep fry some French fries

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Since Kevin's not posted any horrific selfies in... oh, at least five minutes, I come bearing vintage Kevin content! Feat. ~super queer snuggles~ with Jen/Norinthia, and oh my god look at that fucking chin what the hell Kevin. Also a weirdly non-genetic-anomaly-looking Jen, given the genuinely inhuman shape of his head in more recent selfies.

Edit: forgot the links.
https://twitter.com/norintha/status/986710488418476032
https://archive.md/HsMso

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Hahaha what the fuck. I legitimately got a chill of horror when I noticed Kevvy's eye is slightly open looking at me.

Kevin looks like if my obese aunt went on a meth binge. Ugh, his fucking SKIN dude. And Jen has some sort of wattle going and just looks 100% male in this, if I didn't know who this was I wouldn't even realize it was a troon, just a goofy lookin dude.

This will always be the biggest difference between women and AGPs. Real women will take a selfie where they look genuinely good (I was about to say "a thousand times better than this" but 1000 x 0 = 0) and then get upset because some tiny flaw makes them think they look ugly. AGPs will take a selfie where they look like disgusting fat middle aged men, love it, post it, coom over it later.

 

[White Devil]

Hahaha what the fuck. I legitimately got a chill of horror when I noticed Kevvy's eye is slightly open looking at me.

Kevin looks like if my obese aunt went on a meth binge. Ugh, his fucking SKIN dude. And Jen has some sort of wattle going and just looks 100% male in this, if I didn't know who this was I wouldn't even realize it was a troon, just a goofy lookin dude.

This will always be the biggest difference between women and AGPs. Real women will take a selfie where they look genuinely good (I was about to say "a thousand times better than this" but 1000 x 0 = 0) and then get upset because some tiny flaw makes them think they look ugly. AGPs will take a selfie where they look like disgusting fat middle aged men, love it, post it, coom over it later.

Dude, none of them ever not look 100% male.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Is he fucking kidding? Troons, both MTF and FTM, look HIDEOUS when they take the pills. They are the human equivalent of a peanut butter and tuna fish sandwich. Goddamn, talk about prison gay, these guys only fuck other troons (bc troons are super duper hot) because no one—who isn't drunk or mentally disabled—will fuck a troon.

Okay, here's something really important because it's one of the fastest ways to tell a troon specifically: Grooming.

Grooming takes work. Don't know if you've noticed, but troons are pretty allergic to work. If you look at the 'before' pictures, their grooming is pretty shit to start with--minimal effort on a good day, probably a reason why they don't notice the scent of necrotic tissue from botched surgery, and you're out of your mind if you think they're going to try to learn how to groom appropriately for their proclaimed sex when they don't put in any before.

And here's the thing: A lot of them could probably pass as at worst an unfortunately mannish woman (or unfortunately twink-y man) if they actually tried. It's just that trying takes effort, and the honesty needed to admit that this is something they need to do. Troons are allergic to both.

 

[Miss Misery]

Okay, here's something really important because it's one of the fastest ways to tell a troon specifically: Grooming.

Grooming takes work. Don't know if you've noticed, but troons are pretty allergic to work. If you look at the 'before' pictures, their grooming is pretty shit to start with--minimal effort on a good day, probably a reason why they don't notice the scent of necrotic tissue from botched surgery, and you're out of your mind if you think they're going to try to learn how to groom appropriately for their proclaimed sex when they don't put in any before.

And here's the thing: A lot of them could probably pass as at worst an unfortunately mannish woman (or unfortunately twink-y man) if they actually tried. It's just that trying takes effort, and the honesty needed to admit that this is something they need to do. Troons are allergic to both.

Oh they're GREAT at grooming... just not the grooming you're talking about.

 

[GET!]

Okay, here's something really important because it's one of the fastest ways to tell a troon specifically: Grooming.

Grooming takes work. Don't know if you've noticed, but troons are pretty allergic to work. If you look at the 'before' pictures, their grooming is pretty shit to start with--minimal effort on a good day, probably a reason why they don't notice the scent of necrotic tissue from botched surgery

it took me up to here to realise you were talking about THAT kind of grooming

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Oh they're GREAT at grooming... just not the grooming you're talking about.

Looking at some of their success rates, I think that's more a numbers game: If you go after enough people, somebody will bite. This is pretty much what the difference is between incels and pickup artists, often enough.

It doesn't hurt that they 100% believe the shit they're shoveling, and we are somehow managing to do the exact opposite of teaching people information literacy.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Hey chuds if Kevin is an ugly man then why are his moobs so heckin cute and valid?

Spoiler: Moobs

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[Gone Ham]

Never understood why Kevin included Salamander in his handles. It's ironic considering Salamders grow back their limbs (and penis). Is this some sort of sub conscience longing for his pre-troon life?

 

[Unabashed Shia Apologist]

Hey chuds if Kevin is an ugly man then why are his moobs so heckin cute and valid?

Spoiler: Moobs

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More Twitter faux-sexuality by this dumpy eunuch...

It's all so tiresome.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Hey chuds if Kevin is an ugly man then why are his moobs so heckin cute and valid?

Spoiler: Moobs

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They're somebody else's. HRT alone won't get you that level of results and there's none of the telltales of Quality top surgery...or even normal-quality, tiddies are hard to do without tell-tales. The shape looks about right and I don't see any sign of surgical scars, so if there's been a tiddy job I actually want the surgeon's name because these look like naturals.

Also note that you can't see the face, but Gibes's hair isn't the shade of blond you can see (maybe dishwater blond if we go by the Tranch's dishwater) and the neck's not thick enough.

I wonder where the pic was stolen from...

 

[Randall Fragg]

Just like when baneposting caused that plane to crash in France, the Kiwi Farms have literally memed the perfect cow into existence. We did it, reddit.

Once I got high as fuck and came up with a shitpost philosophy: that reality actively changes to fit the majority view, and the reason things have been getting fucking weird over the last few years is because conspiracy theories and memes have become so prevalent in the zeitgeist that they're causing reality to rewrite itself and become more and more unstable.
That Kevin's entire existence seems to be evidence towards my autistic high shitpost is deeply concerning to me.

 

[super thug]

Once I got high as fuck and came up with a shitpost philosophy: that reality actively changes to fit the majority view, and the reason things have been getting fucking weird over the last few years is because conspiracy theories and memes have become so prevalent in the zeitgeist that they're causing reality to rewrite itself and become more and more unstable.
That Kevin's entire existence seems to be evidence towards my autistic high shitpost is deeply concerning to me.

Your shitpost isn't entirely wrong. A large part of our reality is determined by consensus. Take a king (or any powerful person), for instance. If everyone in the kingdom said "fuck you, we aren't listening to you anymore", the king wouldn't be able to do shit about it and wouldn't be king anymore. Why does any currency, fiat or otherwise, have any value whatsoever? We're all in agreement that it has the value that it does, it has no intrinsic value. Meters, grams, days of the week, it's all made up. You start memeing hard enough that something becomes part of the herd consciousness and you've almost become a "reality weaver" at that point. It's like the power of the media in the hands of the mob.

As Kevin and others like him become more common, more and more lost people will follow suit. Until no one takes the troon cult seriously anymore, it will just keep growing like this and getting more and more absurd. Good times ahead.

 

[Lyre]

They're somebody else's. HRT alone won't get you that level of results and there's none of the telltales of Quality top surgery...or even normal-quality, tiddies are hard to do without tell-tales. The shape looks about right and I don't see any sign of surgical scars, so if there's been a tiddy job I actually want the surgeon's name because these look like naturals.

Also note that you can't see the face, but Gibes's hair isn't the shade of blond you can see (maybe dishwater blond if we go by the Tranch's dishwater) and the neck's not thick enough.

I wonder where the pic was stolen from...

Yeah but the photo has that same weird mole under the moob that kevryn sports,

Spoiler: weird moob marks

so my best guess is he edited the photo or it's an older photo

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

They're somebody else's. HRT alone won't get you that level of results and there's none of the telltales of Quality top surgery...or even normal-quality, tiddies are hard to do without tell-tales. The shape looks about right and I don't see any sign of surgical scars, so if there's been a tiddy job I actually want the surgeon's name because these look like naturals.

Also note that you can't see the face, but Gibes's hair isn't the shade of blond you can see (maybe dishwater blond if we go by the Tranch's dishwater) and the neck's not thick enough.

I wonder where the pic was stolen from...

He's pushing the moobs together so they appear more full and perky than they are.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I had to edit this into the OP because that is some aggressive, unabashed grooming right there. This is absolutely repulsive, and it is the kind of behavior which would be dismissed as paranoia if it wasn't legitimately happening right in front of your eyes.

And no Kevin, you can't have sex with Pokemon. Primarily because they're not real, but secondly because they're animals and their depictions of understanding humans is an exaggeration of how pet owners humanize their animals. You know, "platonically," that word you struggle to understand so much?

Is bulbasaur a platonic garlic clove? The true and honest garlic that real world garlics are only shadows of? Pretty deep, bro.

 

[Hymlenis572]

After a while you stop noticing the pain.

We laugh so we dont cry

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

No.

Here’s some perverted men attempting to pass with a nonzero amount of effort.

I call this photoset: “A polished turd is still a turd or: That Skeleton Doesn’t Lie.”

The skeleton doesn't lie, but it can be off--and you have to know what you're working with & what will work.

Which can include accepting that you're just...going to look unfortunately mannish whatever. And you can be a genetic female and have this happen, because it's a result of testosterone--and, um, not quite a thing to complain about given that in either sex, it's what you check if the person's complaining of not desiring sex. (There's some interesting stories in the medical lit about just what can happen in a woman as a result of her body deciding she totally needs lots of testosterone, ranging from lolcow to horror to sometimes both.)

Which leaves the issue of Gibes's ongoing thirstposting. Maybe it's troon-style fake-it-til-you-make it: "If I just fake having a sex drive hard enough, I'll have one again!"

 

[Anne Hyroe]

They're somebody else's. HRT alone won't get you that level of results and there's none of the telltales of Quality top surgery...or even normal-quality, tiddies are hard to do without tell-tales. The shape looks about right and I don't see any sign of surgical scars, so if there's been a tiddy job I actually want the surgeon's name because these look like naturals.

Also note that you can't see the face, but Gibes's hair isn't the shade of blond you can see (maybe dishwater blond if we go by the Tranch's dishwater) and the neck's not thick enough.

I wonder where the pic was stolen from...

Nah, that’s our Kev; though his moobs look relatively okay here. Notice the collar and the mole as well as the gap between them. Alongside the fact that Kev doesn’t really steal other people’s photos, he genuinely thinks he looks good. I think this is the result of some skilful lifting and pushing with the arms, as well as the shirt helping to frame them in a more flattering way. I’m impressed that Kev got these results through HRT and junk food but as we all know, fat boobs don’t count.