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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
They're on record saying they're too big of pussies to kill animals. I'm sure that every time the animals breed they are too tunnel visoned and just think "wow, more product and cute babies!" The later more than the former of course.

Wait wait wait. Really? They're willing to eat gobs and gobs of factory-farmed meat, but they're not even willing to slaughter and butcher their own "ethically raised" (lmfao) animals? I need a citation on this, because it'd be amazing if these heavily armed, violent, bloodthirsty nutjobs are actually more squeamish than my 12-year-old niece.

(my fiancée and i raise rabbits for meat, and when our niece expressed curiosity, with her parents' permission we showed her what went on in the butchering process, and let her help out a bit. educational!)
 
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Wait wait wait. Really? They're willing to eat gobs and gobs of factory-farmed meat, but they're not even willing to slaughter and butcher their own "ethically raised" (lmfao) animals? I need a citation on this, because it'd be amazing if these heavily armed, violent, bloodthirsty nutjobs are actually more squeamish than my 12-year-old niece.

(my fiancée and i raise rabbits for meat, and when our niece expressed curiosity, with her parents' permission we showed her what went on in the butchering process, and let her help out a bit. educational!)
It fits perfectly with how fucking two face they are about anything, such for example.

They claim that they are loving Communism so much, and hating capitalism and wanting to see it fall and fuck big corp, all the while, openingly supporting companies, buying so much worthless shit from said company, and CONSOOMING like fucking crazy.
 
Phillip ("Penny") has a horrifying photo as his Etsy profile picture. (profile archive, photo archive)

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Edit: archive of Etsy shop page where it was linked, for completeness.
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Wait wait wait. Really? They're willing to eat gobs and gobs of factory-farmed meat, but they're not even willing to slaughter and butcher their own "ethically raised" (lmfao) animals? I need a citation on this, because it'd be amazing if these heavily armed, violent, bloodthirsty nutjobs are actually more squeamish than my 12-year-old niece.

(my fiancée and i raise rabbits for meat, and when our niece expressed curiosity, with her parents' permission we showed her what went on in the butchering process, and let her help out a bit. educational!)
They're too squeamish to slit a chicken's throat. They're also hardcore warriors who are going to slaughter nazi chuds by the Ford Raptor load. It's all machismo and posturing.
 
Wait wait wait. Really? They're willing to eat gobs and gobs of factory-farmed meat, but they're not even willing to slaughter and butcher their own "ethically raised" (lmfao) animals? I need a citation on this, because it'd be amazing if these heavily armed, violent, bloodthirsty nutjobs are actually more squeamish than my 12-year-old niece.

(my fiancée and i raise rabbits for meat, and when our niece expressed curiosity, with her parents' permission we showed her what went on in the butchering process, and let her help out a bit. educational!)
I might just be an immature manchild, but I can kinda get this problem, it's one of the few things I might be willing to give the tranchers a bit of slack on. If you raised an animal and had no experience with butchery previously, I can imagine developing an emotional connection that'd make it hard to kill the critter. But I've got no experience with raising a food animal so I could be totally off base.

Although the tranchers really don't seem to actually care about the animals they are raising, so that would make this idea bust too.
 
I might just be an immature manchild, but I can kinda get this problem, it's one of the few things I might be willing to give the tranchers a bit of slack on. If you raised an animal and had no experience with butchery previously, I can imagine developing an emotional connection that'd make it hard to kill the critter. But I've got no experience with raising a food animal so I could be totally off base.
This is why while farmers will take care of animals and keeping them safe, fed and warm, they will not start grooming them every day, calling them names or shit like that. Getting emotionally attached to a farm animal that you are supposed to slaughter for food is a net loss because you will be more reticent to part ways with it, and even more when you know you are sending it to its death. Do it with a horse or a dog because they serve a purpouse pretty much for life, but with pigs, cows, chickens and lambs you keep a safe distance between them. Feed them, keep them clean and healthy, but don't get attached. Only get attached to a pig if it's one of those "Giant pig fair" contestants, because you have to invest in that fucker and it will bring you lots of fame... Before you sell it off to someone to make sausages.
 
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