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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I might just be an immature manchild, but I can kinda get this problem, it's one of the few things I might be willing to give the tranchers a bit of slack on. If you raised an animal and had no experience with butchery previously, I can imagine developing an emotional connection that'd make it hard to kill the critter. But I've got no experience with raising a food animal so I could be totally off base.

Although the tranchers really don't seem to actually care about the animals they are raising, so that would make this idea bust too.
I'm not entirely sure these wackadoos have the ability to form emotional connections.
They appear to used ever living creature around them like a toy people included. As well as the land under their stewardship.
 
Wait wait wait. Really? They're willing to eat gobs and gobs of factory-farmed meat, but they're not even willing to slaughter and butcher their own "ethically raised" (lmfao) animals? I need a citation on this, because it'd be amazing if these heavily armed, violent, bloodthirsty nutjobs are actually more squeamish than my 12-year-old niece.

(my fiancée and i raise rabbits for meat, and when our niece expressed curiosity, with her parents' permission we showed her what went on in the butchering process, and let her help out a bit. educational!)
I am a weenie animal lover and at first I think "poor bunnies," but I thought about it. I realized that some animals' role in life boils down to eat, breed, become feed. Better to be humanely slaughtered by humans than ripped to pieces while still alive by a coyote or hawk or something.

My apologies for the tangent.
 
Isn't this basically what our lives boil down to as well?

As Kiwi farmers we cut out the breed and double the feed.

I might just be an immature manchild, but I can kinda get this problem, it's one of the few things I might be willing to give the tranchers a bit of slack on. If you raised an animal and had no experience with butchery previously, I can imagine developing an emotional connection that'd make it hard to kill the critter. But I've got no experience with raising a food animal so I could be totally off base.

Although the tranchers really don't seem to actually care about the animals they are raising, so that would make this idea bust too.

I've known some 4H kids who got attached to the animals they're going to sell (but not butcher) themselves, its a perfectly natural thing (especially in that situation where you're a kid raising a single animal making it easier to bond with).
 
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Isn't this basically what our lives boil down to as well?
I hate that people think that way. It's like saying the point of a car is to guzzle gas, provide shelter, and rust away. The reason we see animals in this way is because, from the human perspective, they don't do or accomplish anything outside of "eat, breed, become feed".
 
I hate that people think that way. It's like saying the point of a car is to guzzle gas, provide shelter, and rust away. The reason we see animals in this way is because, from the human perspective, they don't do or accomplish anything outside of "eat, breed, become feed".

Or rather, Animals provide clothing, protection, food, the means for humans to survive. It helps that animals do not have the same ego/superego that humans have. It has nothing to do with that animals “accomplish” on their own and really, they accomplish quite a bit considering nests/hives, etc.
 
I hate that people think that way. It's like saying the point of a car is to guzzle gas, provide shelter, and rust away. The reason we see animals in this way is because, from the human perspective, they don't do or accomplish anything outside of "eat, breed, become feed".
I mean, what larger impact does a human have on the universe? Not much on a macro scale
 
As Kiwi farmers we cut out the breed and double the feed.
and triple the sneed
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I hate that people think that way. It's like saying the point of a car is to guzzle gas, provide shelter, and rust away. The reason we see animals in this way is because, from the human perspective, they don't do or accomplish anything outside of "eat, breed, become feed".
Yeah but I'm not saying that's all they can be. Of course animals can be companions and friends and not just meat machines to be consumed. It's just how I deal with cute fuzzy things getting eaten. People can do great things for the world other than breed and die. Cars can be prized possessions and heirlooms, but at the very end of it all, they will eventually rust away. We shouldn't waste any of it or take it for granted, but the very very absolute bottom line is the cycle of birth and death.

Nothing should have to be victims of the tranchers regardless of our ultimate fate.
 
I mean, what larger impact does a human have on the universe? Not much on a macro scale
A huge dead void of cold and radiation, no matter how large, doesn't really matter. The living have far more importance to the universe than a ball of self-destructing gasses or some giant super cluster of lifeless galaxies.
Humans are also really good at inhabiting and terraforming inhospitable wastelands so sooner or later (or waaay later) we're going to have an impact on the macro scale. We're just not at that level yet.
The universe is a pussy just waiting to be fucked, and humanity has proven to be some pretty Big Dick Gs.
 
They're too squeamish to slit a chicken's throat. They're also hardcore warriors who are going to slaughter nazi chuds by the Ford Raptor load. It's all machismo and posturing.
They're hypocritical scumbags. They are too squeamish to cut a chicken's throat, but they're also too sociopathic, lazy and irresponsible to raise them humanely. Those alpacas are in miserable living conditions because of these scum.
 


The most interesting piece of info from these pictures is the bookshelf. I know he’s a fucking retard, but those books look barely touched, along with being middle school level. Any clue who the people in his frames picture is?
 
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The most interesting piece of info from these pictures is the bookshelf. I know he’s a fucking retard, but those books look barely touched, along with being middle school level.
Except for Whipping Girl, Julia Serano's infamous trannyfesto. Because obviously he has Whipping Girl.
Any clue who the people in his frames picture is?
I can only assume it's the fAMily.
 
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