Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

[HumanHive]

I know you are joking, but the British press doesn't care about truth as long as they can make new bogeymen. The British public must be told they are in danger at all time, or else.

What should the headline read?
“Nonce harvest this year exceeds expectations”?

Regarding edit: wow, so the one thing that could have gotten her DELETE THIS request accepted was her age but she didn’t have enough braincells to mention it.

 

[Lame Entropy]

She covered the year up tho???

I think "04" is the year.

 

[Null]

She covered the year up tho???

29-APR-04 (English)
29-AVR-04 (French)

Sample document:

 

[Gone Ham]

29-APR-04 (English)
29-AVR-04 (French)

Sample document:
View attachment 2040130

Britbongs and their shitty date system gets me every time.

 

[Seillean]

She covered the year up tho???

The “AVR 04” is the year, meaning 2004.

Edit: Others beat me to it.

 

[ManyFaces]

It's just your typical British chav craving for attention.

 

[Annie Adderall]

The other farm is saying that the 04 is inconsistent with the other typeface. The 0 looks different, and it looks a little bolder. Can someone who knows about graphics or something look at it?

 

[Null]

The other farm is saying that the 04 is inconsistent with the other typeface. The 0 looks different, and it looks a little bolder. Can someone who knows about graphics or something look at it?

I'd need an original copy of the image. I think phone screenshots are going to distort it.

 

[Stasi]

"Please delete these webzones nool, its not fair that people are mean to me on the Internet. I have depression and its not fair waaaahhh".

16 years old but a mental age of about 8. I hope she matures out of this and doesn't go the way of Jessi Slaughter.

 

[Gone Ham]

I'd need an original copy of the image. I think phone screenshots are going to distort it.

100% it’s edited. The type is like twice as thick and a wrong angle

 

[admiral]

It's the wrong '4'. The '4' in British passports is different (I looked in my own passport, but you can see in the sample too.)

 

[No Exit]

You could keep the thread around even if she's 16, just threadban anyone posting ITT with an anime pfp.

 

[Hitman One]

29-APR-04 (English)
29-AVR-04 (French)

Sample document:
View attachment 2040130

That's an old style UK passport but I'd be inclined to believe that the one she has posted is real because it's only valid for five years which is correct if it has been issued to someone under the age of 16.

 

[Pargon]

holy shit there is literally nothing worse than hearing a br*Tish woman speak

View attachment 2040055

That is the worst attempt at a reticulated British accent I've ever heard.

Fucking RDJ did a better job for the Sherlock movies.

 

[Annie Adderall]

While there are no other 4s entered, comparing the 0s does look sus. The other 0s are wider and less oval-shaped.

 

[admiral]

That's an old style UK passport but I'd be inclined to believe that the one she has posted is real because it's only valid for five years which is correct if it has been issued to someone under the age of 16.

It's a new passport, and the typography is the same. She's just an idiot who didn't think to check for consistency.
edit: my passport is a new one, and the 4's are the same as the old style.

 

[Elaine Miller]

hello Elaine. you should make an account and talk with us. im sure we can sort all of this out.

I’m here now

 

[Hitman One]

It's a new passport, and the typography is the same. She's just an idiot who didn't think to check for consistency.

Sorry I meant the sample Null posted is an old style one with the older watermarks rather than the new paper info page in the new designs.

 

[Null]

I’m here now

Post evidence you're 18 or older or you will be banned. This is not an imageboard it's not so easy to avoid bans.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Speaking as a Britbong, posh white girls like this are incredibly funny.