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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
They're hypocritical scumbags. They are too squeamish to cut a chicken's throat, but they're also too sociopathic, lazy and irresponsible to raise them humanely. Those alpacas are in miserable living conditions because of these scum.
Isn't mistreating/torturing/inhumaly killing animals one of the main markers of psychopathy/sociopathy the FBI use? I agree with "lazy and irresponsible", but I'd also say they're "too stupid" rather than "sociopathic".
 
Why are these lambs not with their mothers?? Unless there is a medical reason to remove them this is just another thing on the animal cruelty list.
They said "The mothers abandoned the lamb" but most likely they took them instantly after she gave birth and after that the ewe didn't recognize the lamb as her own because the troons washed the poor thing instead of leaving it with her mother so she would recognize the lamb by smell and form a bond.
 
I am a weenie animal lover and at first I think "poor bunnies," but I thought about it. I realized that some animals' role in life boils down to eat, breed, become feed. Better to be humanely slaughtered by humans than ripped to pieces while still alive by a coyote or hawk or something.

My apologies for the tangent.

The whole point is to try to be very aware of and deliberate about our meat consumption and what goes into it. Instead of outsourcing all the responsibility of actually slaughtering and butchering animals onto others with only an abstract awareness of it, we're trying to be fully conscious of the whole process. And while I won't claim that our rabbits live lives of unalloyed joy up to the moment of their untimely deaths, they're certainly treated kindlier than the industrially raised chickens that go into Kevin's tendies or the cattle that go into the tranch's pound-of-beef-burritos. And it gives us a chance to make sure we're deliberately using every part of the animals - our relatives get an abundance of rabbit-fur muffs, hats, etc. as Christmas gifts, for instance.

Also, if you've never eaten domestically-raised rabbit before, it tastes really, really good.

The most interesting piece of info from these pictures is the bookshelf. I know he’s a fucking retard, but those books look barely touched, along with being middle school level. Any clue who the people in his frames picture is?

I don't know about the picture, but I recognize a few tabletop RPGs in there. In theory, the communal, "off-the-grid" lifestyle of the tranch would allow them to be one of the few places where a long-running tabletop campaign could get going in the age of lockdowns and facemasks. And prepping for it would be a lovely thing for Kevin to spend his rudderless days doing while everyone else was out actually working, so they could come home and unwind with a goofy adventure of an evening. But instead, he tweets 24/7 and that Numenera book remains pristine.
 
I don't know about the picture, but I recognize a few tabletop RPGs in there. In theory, the communal, "off-the-grid" lifestyle of the tranch would allow them to be one of the few places where a long-running tabletop campaign could get going in the age of lockdowns and facemasks. And prepping for it would be a lovely thing for Kevin to spend his rudderless days doing while everyone else was out actually working, so they could come home and unwind with a goofy adventure of an evening. But instead, he tweets 24/7 and that Numenera book remains pristine.
I mean, I've got old RPG books I don't open - though that's because the binding is failing on them, and they're old as hell. Also because they're collectors items at this point. Keven probably doesn't understand how the concept of a tabletop RPG works.
 
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Healthy lambs from healthy ewes stand up and start walking within an hour after birth.

Given how emaciated and sickly those lambs are, I bet they didn't even know the ewes were pregnant (see last year re: surprise cria!) and didn't act accordingly, so the ewes weren't getting the right food and ended up malnourished. Not to mention giving birth in random places all over the tranch so the dumbfucks weren't aware of what was happening. Ugh. UGH.
 
Healthy lambs from healthy ewes stand up and start walking within an hour after birth.

Given how emaciated and sickly those lambs are, I bet they didn't even know the ewes were pregnant (see last year re: surprise cria!) and didn't act accordingly, so the ewes weren't getting the right food and ended up malnourished. Not to mention giving birth in random places all over the tranch so the dumbfucks weren't aware of what was happening. Ugh. UGH.
They're almost certainly going to fucking die. These goddamn evil idiots. Troons are such shit. And you know these assholes are the kind of shitty people who will preach about the evils of factory farms while actually running a cruel shithole worse than even a factory farm.
 
these assholes are the kind of shitty people who will preach about the evils of factory farms while actually running a cruel shithole worse than even a factory farm.
Yes. They are way over their heads and are blinded by their own stunning transgenderism. The whole operation is haraam, that is, both pitiable and shameful. Fuck these people
 
Have the local militia called a truce because it's lambing season/Easter?

I've not seen any news of them finding any overinflated tyres whilst on their patrols. I'm worried that whilst they're cooing over their new furries, they have dropped their guard. As we speak, the Nazis could be performing reconnaissance missions to egg their house or ram potatoes up the exhaust pipes of the vehicles.
 
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