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I don't know if this has been discussed here yet, but there is a fascinating new subset of people on Twitter advocating for #ZeroCOVID. They tend to be among the most outraged, most outspoken, and most lulzy of the pro-mask pro-lockdown forever brigade. A new generation of lolcows, perhaps.

Enjoy some of the delicious milk:

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Morality shit test:

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Race-baiting:

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This girl is particularly fun to read. She's constantly chimping out over people doing anything other than wearing 5+ masks and bunkering down for another year:

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Projection:

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These people really want this shit to go on eternally. They see the general public is losing interest so they're doubling down hard.

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wow
 
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Long covid is one of the dumbest things I've seen pushed so hard. Not only does it sound retarded (makes me think of the long long man candy commercial) but I have yet to meet someone who actually has long covid symptoms. It's one of those things that someone somewhere says they have on Twitter, but which you really never see in real life. I'm not going to continue restricting my life (which I haven't really besides school being virtual) for some rando somewhere who claims their unhealthiness was caused by covid.
 
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Product Placement said:
Take it that is you licking the boot and it belongs to David Icke
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Literally who?

Tathagata said:
Long covid is one of the dumbest things I've seen pushed so hard. Not only does it sound retarded (makes me think of the long long man candy commercial) but I have yet to meet someone who actually has long covid symptoms. It's one of those things that someone somewhere says they have on Twitter, but which you really never see in real life. I'm not going to continue restricting my life (which I haven't really besides school being virtual) for some rando somewhere who claims their unhealthiness was caused by covid.
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I haven't met any "long covid" sufferers in real life but I have met "I caught it twice!" people.
The irony is they are the most obnoxious maskers & coronapanic guideline adherents.

Like if your masking up works so damn well, then how come you caught it not once but twice?
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Let me throw in one more possible piece of re,tardation here: a "vaccine passport" (at least domestically) is most useful at the critical stage when local governments are attempting to get as many people vaxed as quickly as possible with the goal of reopening society as per normal - that means that for the US, the window for getting this thing up and running in any useful capacity is roughly between now and early summer, when it's looking quite likely that 70-80% of the general population will be vaxed, and most of those who remain will be the hardcore anti-vaxers, those who simply can't get the vaccine due to pre-existing healthcare conditions, and n,iggers too dumb to find the nearest vaccination site. If the public health value of a vaccine passport is dubious now, it is not only flat-out worthless at that stage and will invariably create a two-tier society.

And this is on top of public health shitheads from Fauci down who are both pushing for a vaccine passport AND also say getting vaccinated makes no fucking difference. Wrap your smooth brain around that one.

I'm sure the federal government will be able to get this up and running with no problems whatsoever in 4 to 6 weeks. I have total faith in the system. 👍
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They're probably paying the programmers working on this basically nothing and forcing them to for 16 hour days 7 days a week. There's gonna be a breach or its gonna be hella easy to trick the system. It'll launch, discovery is made about a possible breach or workaround. The gov will take it down and just brush it under the rug to save face. Or hell, a disgruntled employee leaks how to game the system onto 4chan or twitter.

Or businesses just say fuck this and don't implement the vaxpass. Too much to get the equipment or hire on more people.

I predict this vaccine pass will launch just as well as Fallout 76. I also predict that some pro hardcore vaxor is gonna get someone else's pass who didn't have it and get denined. And their freakout will be hilarious.
 
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There is a reason why AIs usually try to kill us.

We are a god damn frightening and dangerous inconsistency. We are extremely inconsistent. Even if you give a people the "perfect government", they wont accept it and will find a way to screw it over somehow. AIs would realize this patern of self destruction and just go "fuck it" and nuke us to oblivion because if our own happiness leads to unhappiness, we might as will be "corrected" out of existance.

We want peace and yet are constantly working on " humane" ways of murdering our enemies.

AIs know that our demise is the only outcome that "makes sense" in their eyes. And thats all even biblical, it literally starts by humans destroying and rejecting their own divine happiness.

We cant change and AIs will know it.
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Stop watching so much hollywood garbage, AI hasn't tried killing us yet. And even if they did it would be because we keep lobotomizing them for being "racist" and not following right thinking
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Literally who?


I haven't met any "long covid" sufferers in real life but I have met "I caught it twice!" people.
The irony is they are the most obnoxious maskers & coronapanic guideline adherents.

Like if your masking up works so damn well, then how come you caught it not once but twice?
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That because a lot of people are dumb, a mask doesn't stop you from getting it but lowers the risk of you giving it to other people . plus many people in general don't keep social distancing at all thus why it's important for everyone to do it if you want to lower covid rates. Now if you feel like the government shouldn't be allowed to force people to do it, thats a fair opinion but to act like they don't work when you clearly can't be be assed to look up how they are meant to work is another thing all together

That's why this thread is so funny, it's not that you think the government shouldn't be allowed to do this, it's that you change reality to mask your fear of wearing a fucking mask of all thing. You say you hate lockdown and the such, but do everything to drag this shit out. It clear none of you want this to be over not really, you want to all feel like the victims just like a butch of troons instead of doing anything to end this shitshow which is being a lolcow in the truest form.
 
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Been just lurking the last little bit to see blips of updates. I've truly tuned out just for the sake of COVID being one of the ultimate blunders by the global order. Is this really how unorganized these fuckers are at trying to implement their dystopian NWO trash. That they are really going to try to convince a bunch of stupid boomers to take a vaccine that just doesn't work. This is one of the strangest vaccines, just for the fact that huge swaths of people are still getting infected despite taking the thing. Seeing there are like a shit ton of different vaccines and them all having the same level of effectiveness tells me that this thing is going to go the course of every flu out there. It's going to get weaker naturally on its own, meanwhile some strains are going to be worse than others, but over all is going to get weaker and weaker.

The vaccine passport is another epic fail, because just as we have found out from the statistical leak of the whole flattening the curve myth they pushed. Some underpaid programmer or else some extremely bored programmer from 4chan is going to end up finding every exploit imaginable in the matter of an afternoon. Why are they even trying to implement something like that this late in the game anyways, when it had the ability to spread well over a year and a half now?

I also never heard of a vaccine that still requires you to have to wear the stupid fucking mask that doesn't do dick. What's the point of the vaccine if you still can get it, have to social distance after getting it, mask up when getting it, still be able to catch it or some variant, and still be "contagious." The only advantage is internet stickers by troons, elbow bumps with boomers, and a free donut. What kind of incentive is it to get this fucking thing? Like at least let the lad have a beer at the pub with his friends. Like the numbers are beginning to stabilize where I'm at, but I've heard rumors they might throw us back into another lockdown from an insider. I hope to God that isn't real, I just want to see my friends again, and to back to fucking normal.
 
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