Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Someone already mentioned this, but I feel like expanding a little bit more on this: if Liliana didn't went out of her way to toot her own horn about how so much better her writing is to everyone else's, how her opinions about media are objectively right and how everyone else's an idiot for not doing things the way she'd have, all the while demanding attention for her creative endeavors to continue, she'd have recieved plenty less of criticism because people wouldn't even think it's noteworthy that some wannabe recognizable youtuber makes mediocre shippy fanfics. Despite what Liliana might claim, people do understand vanity projects and how there's nothing wrong with them.

She's right that the kind of criticism she gets exist because it's her, but she misses the point in which her pwn behaviour factors into it. She wouldn't be held to such standards if she didn't put herself there in the first place, if she didn't tried so hard to raise herself upon a pedastal no one wanted her to be in. Anyone who did that woud get a reaction from people who know you don't deserve to be there. When you blatantly lie about things anyone can see are untrue, other'll tell you that.

I know for a fact that I wouldn't care about how badly writen Stockholm is and pointed it out if not because Liliana has lied about the quality of her own writing and what that writing actually is. A big reason of why I'm doing the chapter breakdowns as I have is because of how full of itself the TVTrope page is and how proud of herself Liliana is for pretending to achieve things she never actually did with her writing. If she just came out and said it was just some sad excuse to write porn with some minimal shock value, I wouldn't have made those posts.

If only she ever had the humility enough to recognize her own shortcomings, this thread probably wouldn't even exist. I keep repeating this point only because Liliana keeps confirming how true it is: at the end of the day, Liliana only has herself and her own inmense ego to blame for the kind of attention she brings upon her work.
 
Someone already mentioned this, but I feel like expanding a little bit more on this: if Liliana didn't went out of her way to toot her own horn about how so much better her writing is to everyone else's, how her opinions about media are objectively right and how everyone else's an idiot for not doing things the way she'd have, all the while demanding attention for her creative endeavors to continue, she'd have recieved plenty less of criticism because people wouldn't even think it's noteworthy that some wannabe recognizable youtuber makes mediocre shippy fanfics. Despite what Liliana might claim, people do understand vanity projects and how there's nothing wrong with them.

She's right that the kind of criticism she gets exist because it's her, but she misses the point in which her pwn behaviour factors into it. She wouldn't be held to such standards if she didn't put herself there in the first place, if she didn't tried so hard to raise herself upon a pedastal no one wanted her to be in. Anyone who did that woud get a reaction from people who know you don't deserve to be there. When you blatantly lie about things anyone can see are untrue, other'll tell you that.

I know for a fact that I wouldn't care about how badly writen Stockholm is and pointed it out if not because Liliana has lied about the quality of her own writing and what that writing actually is. A big reason of why I'm doing the chapter breakdowns as I have is because of how full of itself the TVTrope page is and how proud of herself Liliana is for pretending to achieve things she never actually did with her writing. If she just came out and said it was just some sad excuse to write porn with some minimal shock value, I wouldn't have made those posts.

If only she ever had the humility enough to recognize her own shortcomings, this thread probably wouldn't even exist. I keep repeating this point only because Liliana keeps confirming how true it is: at the end of the day, Liliana only has herself and her own inmense ego to blame for the kind of attention she brings upon her work.
Lily is similar to other cows like DSP in that it's all about them and they're never wrong. Even when they try to be humble it's never 100% and often includes soft language to salve their hurt ego.
 
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Obvious Self Ask. She always has to bring up Lindsay was a gender-swapped character of Doug Walker's Nostalgia Critic bc that would get under Lindsey's skin -if she knew who the fuck Lily was.
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I think Lily sees Lindsay and Contra as everything she wants to be as a content creator when at best she's is a bad faith autist aping their politics, with stolen vocal delivery from that alt right playbook guy as well as stolen Yahtzee and Russel Peter's jokes thrown in for flavor.
 
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Obvious Self Ask. She always has to bring up Lindsay was a gender-swapped character of Doug Walker's Nostalgia Critic bc that would get under Lindsey's skin -if she knew who the fuck Lily was.
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I think Lily sees Lindsay and Contra as everything she wants to be as a content creator when at best she's is a bad faith autist aping their politics, with stolen Yatzee and Russel Peter's jokes thrown in for flavor.
"Lindsey only snipes at Disney when they attempt to do diversity"
Lily. the video I recently requested and was provided a transcript of ( your "Not Good Enough" video) was you doing exactly that. Your unwillingness to believe that one half of a gay pairing being killed in a flashback is all a studio would allow was you bootlicking companies and unleashing your rage onto individuals, as usual. That's exactly why I asked for the transcript, because I knew it would be relevant again sometime. You know why they went through with it, even though they knew some people wouldn't be happy? Because contrary to popular belief, "Whatever you do, don't do it halfway" is TERRIBLE advice and turns people into self-destructive perfectionists.
(Anybody reading this who needs to hear this, don't listen to people like Lily. If you can only give half of yourself at a time, that's okay. If you don't have enough energy to clean your whole room, just make your bed. If you can't write that whole essay now, just write the introductory paragraph. If you don't feel like making yourself something to eat, a couple handfuls of cereal is better than going on an empty stomach. Your future self will appreciate the effort.)
 
As someone who's done just a bit more than "five seconds of fucking research on Jerry's history", why don't I showcase a prime example of that A C C O U N T A B I L I T Y Jerry claims he always exhibits

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Here he is taking accountability for the pedofic he verifiably wrote by accusing Josh of distributing child porn that Jerry asserts was in no way linked to him. So much for A C C O U N T A B I L I T Y
 
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Obvious Self Ask. She always has to bring up Lindsay was a gender-swapped character of Doug Walker's Nostalgia Critic bc that would get under Lindsey's skin -if she knew who the fuck Lily was.
Maybe it's not obvious but it's kinda sexist shat she called Lindsey 'walker but a lady and wordier'

it's not subtle but the implications might be lost on some people.

Calling a female a 'girl version of X' is already leaning on the sexist side because that implies the woman in question is not her own stand-alone person, just a gender-bent version of X another person, in this case x version of a shitty person (in lily's eyes she also hates walker). this pushes the idea that women cant be their own people, all they'll ever be is 'this man but with tits and a vagina instead' like fucking yikes lily.

Also calling her 'wordier' comes off as 'women who share their thoughts are just opinionated and need to shut up' another classic sexist thing.

Just thought to point this out because we've seen a common pattern on lily just being sexist towards cis women in ways in the past./ just disliking them for whatever reason.

I know Rebecca sugar is nonbinary but lily hating them was a thing waaaay before Rebecca came out as such. lily's relationship with Sarah Z and practically... the only cis women in her life is KP and ginger but lily plays favourites with her trans gf and her and KP are just meh. She loves to call out women who happen to be more successful than her, try to bring them down and just shit on them constantly because of jealousy probably...

but a lot of it feels like deep routed sexism that a lot of trans women have- that festers because of jealousy they weren't born one, hatred of women as a whole or and most likely in lily's case, she just hates women unless she can fuck them or use them for her own personal gain.
 
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I want to point out that even if Anevay has defeated stronger opponents, that doesn't mean that things should always be super easy from then on. You can win a fist fight once but that doesn't mean you'll win the second by default.
She acts like because Anevay managed to defeat more threatening things that means that she can defeat anything weaker instantly even though that's just not how fighting works. Especially not in a 1v4 like Anevay vs the 4 horsemen. Even if your character is stupid strong there should still be more of a fight than "in the flick of her wrist she easily slaughtered 2 warriors". At least have the characters try and defend themselves.
I mean sure, in the context of a video game if a level 50 player were to fight a level 5 player they would win instantly but that's not how fighting in the lore/story works.


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"My character isn't a Mary Sue! See? She's only a little stronger than every character she interacts with. You're just nitpicking because it's me!"
I swear, the shit happens every time Jerry gets called out. It's clockwork. Someone will make a criticism or point something out and two asks later there's always an Anon, or some tumblr that mysteriously has only been around for about a week, or even just Jerry himself saying stupid shit like "Yeah, well, you're only criticizing Me/Lily because X." or "Y did the same thing but I went and checked your last 1000 messages and you haven't called them out so why are you only doing it to Lily?" or "ACKTSHUALLY Lily is completely justified because Z." Every. Fucking. Time. For fucks sake, Jerry, if you're going to give yourself asspats you could at least do it in a way that wasn't so painfully fucking obvious.

Edit: Added partial quote for the full context of the post
 
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It's here. She released 2 new chapters but the second one is where it gets really bad. Anduin acts 1000% out of character, captures Anevay, and uses a form of hypnosis/casts a spell to get her to bend to his will. The ghost of Onyxia calls him a coward every other line and then he forces Anevay to strip down in front of him and then he watches her take a bath.

Chapter 6:
https://archive.md/Fmgql
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29982102/chapters/74836389?view_adult=true
Chapter 7:
https://archive.md/PP3VC
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29982102/chapters/74836161#workskin

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Also more of her fans being genuinely supportive and getting pissed at them for it. Also I guess we're all racist now and its backfiring somehow.
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You know, I haven't really noticed because it's been such a slow burn but Jerry is really starting to get more erratic in how he replies to people. I mean, par for the course since it's Jerry, but I can't be the only one with the feeling that he's been blowing up over smaller and smaller things as of late, right? Like, seriously. The fan was being supportive and he acts like they just asked him if he likes to kick puppies for fun. I mean, granted, he probably does, but that's besides the point. Everything has to be exactly how he views it or he flips his shit. I feel like we're going to see a full-on meltdown at some point. Maybe not in the immediate future, but in the future for sure.
 
"Culture is a big part of ethnicity" But Liliana is culturally white. She herself has said multiple times that her mom played an active role in none of her children having any connection to their native heritage and then she, as a full grown adults that is free to do whatever she wants, claiming also multiple times she has no interest into getting in contact with that heritage. I find funny how she speaks of her pale skin as if it was something recent and only product of the cuarantine, as if that wasn't a reality since the first picture she ever shared online. It's the implication there that she'd be darker if not because of cuarantine?

Besides that, now her mom has a problem with she being pale? Someone correct me if wrong, but I seem to remember that her mom is just as pale as her, probably more. Why would she care even? She raises her children in such a way that they're completely detached from their heritage and the tribe doesn't recognize any of them, but somehow she still wants them to be darker? Why? Despite how supposedly Liliana's father (who's still married with her mother, as far I know) also supposedly had a problem with having "native children"? What's the logic there?

Liliana, shame on you. There are people out there who actually struggle to reclaim their ethnicity and be an active participant on their communities because they want to connect to that side of their family history, who had to work in order to feel like they belonged because they didn't looked the part and here you're taking bits and pieces of their experiences for you own sick narcissistic entertainment, just so you have something else to attack the people who criticize your shitty fanfiction. You have never in your life struggled with racism and it shows.

I don't care what your DNA test could say, Liliana. You're white in all the ways that matter and a cunt to a culture you have no right to claim as your own.
 
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The reason she got pissed at this is that the anon mentioned ethnicity as related to culture and, as stated, Lily is very adamant that she's Native tooootally Native even though she has zero connections to her grandmother's tribe and is not recognized by any tribal leaders as being part of that tribe.

She's been told multiple times that when it comes to claiming one is Native (which is different than the incidental fact of having Native ancestry) she actually has to be recognized by a tribe. It's actually really important to most tribes -- especially the Cherokee -- that you are recognized by that tribe. Even if you have the blood quantum it's super fucking rude to sell yourself as Native because it's about upholding one's culture, not bloodline.

...which is pretty goddamn funny given that The Sith Resurgence makes a point about how Aliana can't actually trace her ancestry directly to the Beniko 'bloodline' because a lot of adoption happened (since they are literally all lesbians). Huh.

She also seems to think that her mother having lots of Native items as decoration in her house means that Lily by default grew up in a Native environment, which obviously means that having a lot of Asian artwork in your house means you're ethnically Chinese. See, she's connected to her culture, she owns a buffalo quarter dream catcher that they sell to tourists!

Not that it matters. Even if she was Native, who cares? Literally nobody. She's a voice on the Internet. Most of the people who criticize her do so based on her content and her character, and she's a self-superior disrespectful asshole. No other incident of birth matters. She's an asshole.
 
It's here. She released 2 new chapters but the second one is where it gets really bad. Anduin acts 1000% out of character, captures Anevay, and uses a form of hypnosis/casts a spell to get her to bend to his will. The ghost of Onyxia calls him a coward every other line and then he forces Anevay to strip down in front of him and then he watches her take a bath.

Chapter 6:
https://archive.md/Fmgql
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29982102/chapters/74836389?view_adult=true
Chapter 7:
https://archive.md/PP3VC
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29982102/chapters/74836161#workskin
when villains in WoW use mind control on someone it is always for the purpose of using the person as a weapon or, if they are a commander or king, use their influence in their favor to achieve their goal

but the first thing that Lily do with Anduin is to strip down a woman and make her take a shower.
seriously, if mind control was real it would be horrendous and vile than rape, there is no reason to add more layers of evil unless you wanted to be extra edgy.
 
lily 'never put rape in your stories or your a turd' orchard goes on to put literal rape into her stories.

i dont care if you were a rape victim (press x to doubt) or not, you said that in your 100 rules nobody should ever put that theme in their story, and those professional writers even agreed with you, plenty of people agreed with that point actually- one of the few to be perceived as positive.

so why go back on your word? especially on a point that was received positively and surely something that would be traumatic for you to write about considering you were raped (X) and mentioned in the past even talking about it you discourage because of PTSD like memories.

maybe she just likes the idea of always going against the grain and pissing people off for the sake of it.

either way for a woman who preaches rape bad she sure as hell loves writing rape into her stories.
 
Anduin received the "Kylo treatment" of being everything that Lily projects in her critics and that just makes him a bad villain, and I'm not even talking about respecting the character or the OOC behavior right now.

It is common to make villains intimidating and threatening by first making them more powerful than heroes at first, but this is just a physical barrier that can be passed with pure power afterwards.
that's why stories tend to give villagers more depth with their convictions, goals, experiences and humanizing moments to make the public understand why they do what they do, even if ultimately nobody agrees with their methods
this is to give the heroes an emotional barrier in case the villain is a representation of a fear or flaw that the heroes need to overcome, and an intellectual barrier since the villain would be prepared, intelligent and competent the heroes would also have to be, and even an ideological barrier to test the heroes' conviction with moral and pragmatic issues

but when we go to the villains of Lily, they are always depicted as alt-rigt nazis "I man, I deserve the best, woman serves me" which destroys with the ideological barrier and even the emotional barrier since it is too cartoonish to take them seriously, they are incompetent to the point where you question how they came to power and Lily made it clear that her heronies are superior in power to them at all times. So how do they become threats? Luck

every time Lily’s characters have to be in danger it’s always because a cheap blow, G loses a tournament for that, Aliana gets hit when distracted and even God has to cheap shot
Anevay, in these chapters, is hit in the back by Saurfang who she thought was an ally and the villains arrive later, capture her without even knowing who hurt her and even say they were lucky because it is said that Anevay could kill them all with a flick of her wrist.
Lily's characters are never dominated in a straightforward and fair fight
and it is already common knowledge how the hypercompetent heroines suddenly become stupid to let the villains escape just to take a beating again later, at most the villains can threaten extras and secondary characters but when the heroines arrive they are back to being jokes.

TL;DR the phrase "heroes are defined by their villains" applies very well here
if you will not give credit to your villains for their victories, I will not give credit to your heroes either
 
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Anduin received the "Kylo treatment" of being everything that Lily projects in her critics and that just makes him a bad villain, and I'm not even talking about respecting the character or the OOC behavior right now.

It is common to make villains intimidating and threatening by first making them more powerful than heroes at first, but this is just a physical barrier that can be passed with pure power afterwards.
that's why stories tend to give villagers more depth with their convictions, goals, experiences and humanizing moments to make the public understand why they do what they do, even if ultimately nobody agrees with their methods
this is to give the heroes an emotional barrier in case the villain is a representation of a fear or flaw that the heroes need to overcome, and an intellectual barrier since the villain would be prepared, intelligent and competent the heroes would also have to be, and even an ideological barrier to test the heroes' conviction with moral and pragmatic issues

but when we go to the villains of Lily, they are always depicted as alt-rigt nazis "I man, I deserve the best, woman serves me" which destroys with the ideological barrier and even the emotional barrier since it is too cartoonish to take them seriously, they are incompetent to the point where you question how they came to power and Lily made it clear that her heronies are superior in power to them at all times. So how do they become threats? Luck

every time Lily’s characters have to be in danger it’s always because a cheap blow, G loses a tournament for that, Aliana gets hit when distracted and even God has to cheap shot
Anevay, in these chapters, is hit in the back by Saurfang who she thought was an ally and the villains arrive later, capture her without even knowing who hurt her and even say they were lucky because it is said that Anevay could kill them all with a flick of her wrist.
Lily's characters are never dominated in a straightforward and fair fight
and it is already common knowledge how the hypercompetent heroines suddenly become stupid to let the villains escape just to take a beating again later, at most the villains can threaten extras and secondary characters but when the heroines arrive they are back to being jokes.

TL;DR the phrase "heroes are defined by their villains" applies very well here
That how the cards fall when the Mary Sue is in town. Everything the character experiences is made to remind the audience how good they are and little else. When they succeed, it's impressive. When they suffer, it's noble. When they screw up, it's cute and harmless. When they have doubts, it's humble. When they're angry, it's an event. When they lose, it's unfair or cowardly. The story serves the character rather than the character serving the story.
 
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Incomes the back dashing I fully expect to edit in more

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Hmmm feels like a coincidence but this IS lily so you decide.
The video in question:
Way better video than Lily's now outdated KH retrospective btw give her a view!

She streaming right now with Nellie bc Nellie is stapled to Lily's dick these days.

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No questions! pay up Pay pigs!
sexual comments are fine possible minors that are watching for KH content!!! :cryblood:

Why does your voice sound like that? Bc it's lily real voice and she's under the delusion that everyone thinks it's her "stage voice" she has to put on for work.

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Btw, here's the rapefic chapter for those who missed it.

Tightening Grasp​

LilyOrchard, MikailaT

Chapter 8: Dark Lady, Where Are You?​

Notes:​

TW - Rape

Chapter Text​

Anduin had Anevay accompany him more often after bringing her a change of clothes. His control strengthened along with his boldness, and he had begun to quite enjoy having a beautiful woman accompany him everywhere. There was an especially sinister satisfaction at knowing it was Sylvanas’ wife who was accompanying him. Without her armor, most people didn’t even recognize Anevay for who she was. The violet armor and the Icon of Torment on her tabard had been the easiest ways to tell who she was. Now they just saw an elf with green eyes, red hair and freckles. Without the bulk of her armor, Anevay looked like any simple noblewoman.
But the eyes did pose one very particular giveaway.
“Blimey, my King!” a shopkeeper said as Anduin entered the shop. “Is that a bleedin’ blood elf?”
“At ease, my good man,” Anduin said with a smile. “My guest here is completely harmless. She wouldn’t hurt a fly. Isn’t that right?”
“Of course,” Anevay said, inclining her head and smiling in a way that was at least passably natural.
“There, see?” Anduin smiled.
“Alright, but what’s with the elf, anyway?” the shopkeeper asked.
“Well I think as King I’m entitled to a few… comforts,” Anduin chuckled.
“Still, we got our own courtesans in the city,” he shrugged. “How’d you get a Horde wench to come here?”
Anduin couldn’t help but smirk. “Would it be too cheesy to say a silver tongue?” he asked.
His response got a soft giggle out of Anevay. A giggle manufactured by his own will, but enough to help put the shopkeeper at ease somewhat.
“What matters is that I trust her enough to be here so the people of Stormwind needn’t fear,” he concluded.
“Well, she can be trusted. But I can’t imagine what her husband would think if he saw her here,” the shopkeeper laughed, pointing to Anevay’s hand,
Anduin followed to see the truesilver wedding band that adorned Anevay’s hand. A brazenly obvious sign that she was married.
“...Well, I imagine she’s doing what she can to help support her family,” Anduin said with a slightly strained smile. “We can’t fault her for that.”
“My husband is a very understanding man,” Anevay offered in tandem. “He knows that any business with the King is good business.”
The shopkeeper whistled and drew a basket onto the counter. “Well, it’s all here my King. Just like you asked. Half a dozen apples, two loaves of bread, a wheel of cheese and a pheasant. I didn’t think the King would be pickin’ up his own groceries.”
“That would be my training as a priest at play,” Anduin said as he accepted the basket and placed down a small handful of gold in return. “One must always practice modesty and humility. Even as a king. Besides, such a routine allows me to be out among my people.”
‘In the company of such a beautiful woman, no less.’
“I’ll bet it does,” the shopkeeper chuckled. “Speakin’ o’ which. Any luck in regards to takin’ back out territory from the Banshee and her corpse slut?”
‘I want to Blight this entire city,’ Anevay seethed.
“Well there is only so much SI:7 advises I reveal, but I will say that the most significant changes are the slowest,” Anduin offered. “Rest assured that, sooner or later, the Alliance will have Lordaeron again.”
“I was talkin’ about the Tree, but yeah Lordaeron too,” the shopkeeper chuckled. “What I wouldn’t give to see those two in stocks after everythin’ they’ve done.”
Anduin offered a light chuckle at that. “Well, I can understand that mindset, even if I am more partial to clemency,” he said before giving Anevay a knowing smile. “Still, a streak of mercy at the right time might not be misplaced.”
Anevay wanted to vomit. ‘You think that this is mercy, you sick fucking cockroach!?’
“Maybe for the elf wench, but I can’t see the Banshee being of any use,” the shopkeeper shrugged. “At least Darkflare’s not bad to look at.”
“After meeting the woman, I can confirm that,” Anduin nodded before reaffirming his grasp on the basket. “Well, we won’t take up anymore of your time, my friend. I hope you have a Light blessed day.”
“You too, my King,” the Shopkeeper chuckled, reaching over and slapping Anevay’s ass as they turned away. “But I’m sure you already have.”
Anevay fingers twitched very briefly into fists before they were forcibly relaxed.
“Patience, my good man,” Anduin said plainly before making his way to the door, gesturing for Anevay to follow.
They stepped back into the bustling streets of Stormwind, catching the eyes of many as they passed. The men made no effort to hide their ogling of Anevay. The women sighed with envy at the sight of them both. It was quite invigorating for the young Wrynn. To be recognized alongside an attractive companion.
‘What a brilliant piece of poetic justice, my King,’ he could hear Onyxia purr. ‘You wanted what the Banshee had… and so you took it.’
Anduin smiled at that, and then just as quickly the smile fell. His gaze turned back to Anevay, who was simply nodding at the commoners they passed. No. That thought wasn’t exactly true. He didn’t have Anevay. Yet.
He stopped and set the basket down, turning to the elf behind him. “Give me your hand.” Anevay lifted her right hand to him, but it was slapped away. “The other hand.”
Anevay lifted her left hand, and internally she knew what he was about to do. She hoped he wouldn’t, but at this point any notion that the boy had restraint was gone. Sure enough, Anduin took her hand and pulled the wedding band off her finger, throwing it into the canal.
“You won’t be needing that anymore,” he said matter-of-factly.
Anevay’s heart sank.
“It’s for the best, you know,” Anduin said in response. “She knows you are here after all. We sent missives out to her. Saying we are open to negotiating for your release. She has responded to none of them. She has sent no messages of her own. No demands. Her armies have not even taken the offensive since you’ve been captured. My agents have reported no spies in our territories. She isn’t coming for you. She does not care. You’ve outlived your usefulness to her.”
‘I won’t believe your lies, rat!’
“You’re right, my King,” she was forced to say. “I’m better off without her.”
That pulled at something deep within Anevay. Words she would never utter under any circumstances, and she had to hear herself say them. Anduin had done a lot of horrible things to her since putting her under his control. He’d invaded her privacy, molested her, forced her to act like every bit the dainty noblewoman that her mother had tried to force her to be.
But that hurt her in a way she’d never been hurt before.
Anduin smiled at that. “You really are,” he said softly, lifting a hand to cup her cheek. “You are better off away from her. Away from the anger and hatred she taught you. You… you are better off here.”
Though she had no autonomy, her body still reacted to her very real emotions. The stress of being under his thumb twenty four hours a day, the horrible things he made her do and say, and the lingering question of why Sylvanas was taking so long to come for her made themselves known as her eyes welled up with tears. She wanted to jerk away from his hand. She wanted her freedom.
She wanted to see her wife again.
Through the blur of her tears, she saw a flicker of confusion and reflexive fear in Anduins’ eyes. As if on cue, the tendrils around her mind tightened, almost painfully.
“Oh, don’t cry,” he whispered, brushing a tear away with his thumb. “It’s alright. You never needed her anyway. You can make a better life for yourself here. You can be happy in Stormwind. With the Alliance. With my people.” He paused for a moment, his eyes darting to and fro as though he was deciding something. There was something left unsaid. Undone. A proverbial line that he had not yet crossed. She could see the question in his gaze. Does he dare cross it?
“...With me.”
‘I don’t want a life here. I want to see my Queen again ,’ Anevay thought as the tears slipped down her cheeks.
Anduin spoke as if he wasn’t keeping her a sealed prisoner in her own mind. As if she wanted to be here of her own volition. She’d never felt this helpless before, and she could do nothing. Not even scream.
Oh how she desperately wanted to scream.
“I would like that, my King,” she said.
Anduin’s smile widened. “I had a feeling you’d say that,” he whispered, the hand on her cheek pulling her closer.
‘Take your hand off me! Take your hand off me! Take your hand off me! Take your hand off me!’ Anevay screamed from within her prison. Was this what it had been like when Sylvanas was under Arthas’ control? She had once believed that Arthas simply used her as a soldier. But now?
She shuddered to think what Arthas might have done to her wife. What was happening to her right now, as Anduin’s lips suddenly pressed against her own.
She wanted to shriek in protest. She wanted to tear this disgusting man to shreds for violating her in such a way. She wanted to burn this entire damned city to the ground before running as far away as she could. But most of all… she just wanted her wife. She wanted Sylvanas to take her away from all of this. To make everything better, like she always did. She wanted to hear the soft, soothing murmurs of comfort from her ethereal voice as Anevay wept in her arms. She wanted to hold onto her in their bed, in the small little cottage they talked about, and be far away from all their problems forever.

Nathanos watched as Anduin led Anevay through the city. Her cooperation was extremely curious, and setting off all sorts of red flags. When Anduin kissed her without her resisting, however, that was when he knew something strange was going on. If there was one thing Anevay could be counted on not to do, it was cheat on Sylvanas. She loved the Dark Lady more than her own life.
No, this only confirmed that the boy had done something to her.
Nathanos and Alina followed through the shadows, remaining perfectly undetected by the oblivious Stormwind populace. As for the boy, he was too fixated on his prisoner to pay attention to his own six. Their luck came when Anduin ordered Anevay to wait while he went into the tailor’s shop. She waited just outside an alleyway, which the two Rangers dropped into and yanked her in by the neck.
“Alright, let me have a look at you,” Nathanos said, roughly turning Anevay to face him. Anevay’s face was deadpan and her gaze unfocused. The usually vibrant green of her Fel colored gaze was dull and lifeless. Worse even, her cheeks were wet with tears. Nathanos gave her cheek a tap, and she didn’t respond. He flicked at her eye and she didn’t respond. Then he jabbed her side with an arrow and she still didn’t respond.
Of course. The boy was a Priest after all.
“Mind control,” he growled. “He’s mind-controlled her.”
“By the Endless Dark,” Alina whispered breathlessly, looking at Anevay with abject horror on her face. A maelstrom of emotions burned in her blood red eyes. Disgust. Sorrow. Anger potent enough to catch the entire city aflame. Her jaw clenched so tightly, her molars were at risk of breaking. “...That bastard.”
Nathanos continued to look her over, and noticed that her ring hand was bare. “He’s taken her wedding band as well. Coupled with what we’ve seen, he’s keeping her as a consort.”
If Alina was still capable of retching, she probably would have. “So we grab her and get out of here!”
“This complicates things,” Nathanos explained. “We can’t haul her out while she’s still under control. She’s likely programmed to resist. We need to break it so she can escape with us. And for that we will need the Dark Lady.”
Alina felt the phantom nausea worsen. “We… we’re not leaving her here, are we?” she asked, an almost fearful tone in her voice. “We’re not going to abandon her. We can’t.”
“We knew this would be a long-term mission, Alina,” Nathanos said sharply. “We will have to return and inform the Dark Lady so we can begin planning our extraction. This was a scouting mission, you know that!”
“I know, but... “ Alina wavered, looking utterly distressed at the practically catatonic Anevay. It hadn’t been that long since the two of them managed to rekindle their friendship. Years after she so venomously turned her formerly betrothed away out of paranoia, she had never expected Anevay to forgive her. The fact that she did was something that she didn’t want to squander. When Nathanos was recruiting rangers for this mission, she enlisted without delay. She wanted to have a hand in bringing her back home.
Now she was being asked to walk away from her. In a very dangerous position. She accepted this as a possibility, but knowing it became a reality made the sickening feeling only worsen.
Nathanos wasn’t paying attention to her, however, and grabbed Anevay by the shoulders. “Darkflare, listen. We have to leave. We can’t take you with us. But we are planning your extraction. The precarious nature of our defenses means we cannot grab everything and come to Stormwind. But rest assured that we are planning to get you out. Sylvanas has not abandoned you.”
Despite her lifeless expression, Anevay was overjoyed. Sylvanas hadn’t forgotten about her. She was just delayed. They were actively planning her rescue, and had scouts watching her. Out of everything that had happened today, and likely would happen, this was the silver lining she was hoping for. Anevay’s lips twitched, and for the briefest moment managed to form a smile.
Nathanos caught it, offering her a slanted smile in return. “Just hold on in the meantime,” he said, clapping Anevay’s shoulder. “You’ll be back home soon. And Saurfang will suffer for his treachery.”
Nathanos retreated back up the wall, and Alina stepped forward. She gently laid a hand on Anevay’s shoulder, and leaned in to kiss her cheek. “It’ll be okay. We’ll be here to get you as soon as possible. I promise.” Then she too retreated back up the wall after giving her a nudge back out onto the street.
The relief Anevay felt was palpable. A fresh wave of tears cascaded down her cheeks. These ones of relief rather than despair. After months of uncertainty, of silence from her Queen. She finally had something. A solid foundation of hope she could hold onto during this nightmare. Sylvanas was coming for her. Her prayers were answered.

Sylvanas slowly lowered Nathanos’ scouting report, her hands quivering.
“And is this… accurate?” she asked slowly.
“Indeed it is, my Queen. The boy seems to be setting Darkflare up as a consort,” Nathanos explained. “He’s even disposed of her ring.”
Her entire body darkened, the unholy magics composing her very soul enveloping her form in a surge of emotions threatening to form into a wail. In turn, he darkness that wrapped around her made the raging inferno of her gaze all the clearer. Anevay was Anduin’s personal prisoner. He had her mind enthralled under shadow magic.
He made her his consort.
“...I am going to flay that boy,” she hissed, the haunting power behind her voice causing the room to shake despite her words being but a whisper. “Slowly. Bit by bit. I’ll let his skinned fingers and toes rot until the agony is too much to bear… and work my way up.”
“The boy is heavily protected in Stormwind, my Queen. Justice may have to wait until after Darkflare has been secured,” Nathanos warned her. “Besides, she would likely want to aid you in flaying the bastard. We are already working on contingencies to get Darkflare out from under his thumb, but there are only two measures at our disposal at the moment.”
“And what are they?” Sylvanas growled.
“You, of course. You’re the only one who can break this sort of spell,” Nathanos explained. “Alternatively… when Darkflare conquered Acherus, she also recovered the shards of Frostmourne. Were the blade in her possession, it’s latent death magic may prove a valuable shield against further attempts to snare her.”
Sylvanas’ eyes flared once more. The very thought of Frostmourne, the very weapon that made her what she is, being reforged by anyone, much less her own hands. It made her want to vomit. It made her want to reduce Nathanos to ashes with a wail for even considering it. But Anevay was in peril. She was subjected to a torment that was indescribable. Sylvanas knew that there was nothing she wouldn’t do to ensure her rescue and continued safety.
“...I will consider that option,” she said, rising from her throne. “We shall keep the shards secure in the meantime. How soon until we can move for Stormwind?”
“As soon as the extraction is planned, we can begin pulling a ship and finding adequate support,” Nathanos explained. “Generous guess… a month. Possibly two. This is an extremely delicate operation, and I have everyone possible working on it. We’re mapping out the boy’s routine as we speak.”
Sylvanas nodded curtly, taking great care not to blow up at the Ranger Lord over how a month isn't soon enough. That they had to rescue Anevay and remove that vile boy’s hold on her as quickly as possible.
“...I expect to be informed exactly when we are ready to depart,” Sylvanas said. “When next we move on Stormwind, we are not leaving without her.”
“I will inform you the second we are ready,” Nathanos nodded. “Trust me. I want to rescue her just as much as you do, my Queen. If I have to shove Frostmourne into her hand to do it, I will without a second’s hesitation.”
She fought against the urge to tear his throat out for uttering those words. “Understood,” she said simply.
Nathanos turned on his heel and strode out, eager to get back to work planning Anevay’s extraction, and leaving Sylvanas alone in the Royal Quarter to process everything. He was already painfully aware by this point that she kept her most visceral emotions hidden from anyone but her wife. Sylvanas’ rage did not ebb in the meantime. The promise of a plan of action did not change the fact that Anevay remained in enemy hands, being subjected to a fate worse than death. Something she could say with absolute certainty.
And that Sylvanas, for all her power over the dead, and the mantle of Warchief on her shoulders, was currently unable to save her. All she could do, while Nathanos formulated their plan of attack was wait. Ordinarily she considered herself a patient woman. The torment she endured in death and beyond having taught her that patience very well. However, over the past month, that patience had been worn thin. She didn’t want to wait anymore. She wanted to save her wife. She wanted to pull Anevay back into her arms and never let go.
But she couldn’t. All she could do was wait.

Jaina and Silysa stormed back into Stormwind Keep, completely livid. Word of Anduin’s dalliances with a blood elf woman had reached their ears and they immediately pieced together what was going on. Both of them were fuming. Anduin was supposed to be better than this, and here he was abusing a power he already shouldn’t have been using in the first place. And to such… puerile ends as well. It made Jaina’s stomach turn.
Silysa was just as livid. Anevay may have attacked her home, but she’d saved her people from extinction. She deserved better than to be forced to hang off the arm of a petulant child.
“Anduin Llane Wrynn!” Jaina shouted as they stormed into the Throne Room to see Anduin lounging on his throne while Anevay sat perched on the arm in a court gown that exposed her midsection. “What the fuck have you been doing?!”
Anduin flinched visibly, suddenly righting himself on his throne and looking at Jaina with confusion and a trickle of fear. “Jaina? Is… is something wrong?”
“Is something wr-?” The incredulity on the mage’s face was accented by the flaring of arcane in her eyes. “Are you serious!? Are you truly going to look me in the eye and feign ignorance in the face of… that!?” She pointed emphatically to Anevay, who did not visibly respond to her outburst.
Anduin turned to look at the Blood Elf. “Oh. Right. Well… she isn’t in need of her armor at the present time, so-”
“Anduin,” Silysa interjected sharply, her tone less bombastic than Jaina’s but no less furious. “What is this we’ve been hearing about Darkflare becoming your consort?”
Anduin only shrugged. “Rumors. You know how the public can be. I took her with me on a walk a few times and they extrapolated from there.”
“Then why is she perched on the arm of your throne like a courtesan?” Silysa demanded.
“Well I am not about to have her stand the whole time while I am performing my duties,” Anduin said dismissively. “That would just be cruel.”
“And the dress!?” Jaina pressed, pointing at the revealing dress Anevay was wearing.
Anduin looked the blood elf up and down for a moment. “It’s hardly anything scandalous,” he said. “I seem to recall you dressing very similarly in the past, Auntie.”
Jaina’s eyes were blazing with mana, her hand nearly shattering her staff with how hard she was clenching it.
Silysa stepped between them, glaring daggers and Anduin. “You know, High King, it’s not a good look to just admit that you used to leer at your Auntie when we suspect you’ve been molesting a woman under your control.”
Anduin blinked, realization dawning on his face. “That… that’s not what I meant!” he insisted, an embarrassed flush spreading across his cheeks.
“It’s what came across,” Silysa said with a huff.
“Anduin, if you think we’re going to be pacified by weak denials, you’re sorely mistaken,” Jaina glared.
Anduin let out an exasperated sigh. “Look, I understand that you two are perturbed by the rumors flying about, but I assure you that nothing of the sort is happening,” he said plainly. “I am simply keeping Darkflare close by to ensure that nothing goes wrong.”
“And what has the Warchief said in regards to negotiating her release?” Silysa asked.
“So far, she has not responded to any of our missives,” Anduin said.
Jaina’s brow furrowed and she glanced at Silysa. They had a lot of unkind things to say about Sylvanas, but it was made very clear at the Gathering just how much she loved Anevay. She wouldn’t tolerate her being held captive for a second, let alone a few months.
“No response whatsoever?” Jaina asked. “What about a rescue?”
“Horde forces have not budged from their territories since Lordaeron,” Anduin responded plainly. “And Shaw has reported no attempted infiltrations. No hostile action has been taken to retrieve Darkflare.”
“Then she’s of no use to us,” Jaina shrugged. “She’s not the key hostage you thought she was, so there’s no point keeping her around.”
“Not necessarily,” Anduin countered. “Perhaps she serves no purpose as a hostage, but keeping her here means that Sylvanas is still without her greatest weapon. In the time she has been unable or unwilling to act, we have been able to reinforce our position and bolster our forces. Keeping her here is nonetheless doing wonders for the Alliance.”
“Are you reading different reports?” Jaina balked. “The Horde has been increasing its navy and reaching out to the Zandalari Empire for support. They’ve gone as far as to pull Mag’har from Draenor and the Highmountain. The Horde is recruiting en masse and putting a further stranglehold on the Alliance! Our trade routes are being cut off one by one! We’re being choked to death while you sit here playing house with a prisoner!”
Anduin’s brow furrowed at that. “As opposed to what, exactly, Jaina? Letting the woman with the powers of a Titan run back to the Horde? You think that will improve our position any? I assure you that things would only get worse if we let her go.”
“That doesn’t-”
“Where’s her ring?” Silysa asked, approaching Anevay and taking her ring hand. “Her wedding ring, it’s gone. What have you done with it?”
Anduin’s eye followed Silysa’s movement. A flicker of some fleeting emotion crossed his face before he thought to school it. “Oh that? I… hadn’t noticed that it was missing. It must have been misplaced somewhere.”
“Where? How?” Jaina pressed. “She can only do what you command her to!”
Anduin exhaled through his nostrils in a show of growing irritation. “Perhaps when she was changing at some point?” he shrugged. “I cannot remember every little movement she makes, Jaina. I still have a kingdom to rule and can sometimes get distracted. Things can happen.”
“Anduin, her ring was enhanced specifically to NOT be misplaced,” Silysa frowned. “The only way it would be is if you ordered her to take it off, or took it off yourself. So where is it?”
“Why is there all this fuss over a ring?” Anduin huffed.
“Because it’s important to her, and the fact that it’s gone is very telling,” Silysa scowled.
“Well it sounds to me, Champion , that you are making a great many accusations based solely on conjecture,” Anduin challenged, rising from his seat. “And for that matter, how do you even know her ring is enchanted in such a way?”
“Because she told me!” Silysa replied sharply.
“Really?” Anduin arched a brow. “The woman who feigned friendship with you up until it was time to attack your home and killed your leader told you something and you chose to take it at face value? You’re choosing to defend her autonomy when the blood of your people is on her hands? I must say that is remarkably priest-like compassion coming from you.”
“Anevay was my friend long before she was in the Banshee’s service, and we were on good terms until the war,” Silysa scowled. “And she saved my people from extinction. This? This is absolutely vile behavior. And you know? I never noticed before just how much you look like Arthas Menethil.”
Anduin’s eyes widened, appearing genuinely blindsided by Silysa’s remake. Incredulity was swiftly replaced with anger, his jaw flexed and his hands clenched into fists. “You are out of line, Champion,” he said, fighting to keep his tone even.
“And you’ve been out of line for the last month!” Silysa spat, advancing on Anduin. “I’ve taken Anevay in duels, you think I’m scared of you, boy?!”
Jaina opened her mouth to say something when a sudden action stunned her into silence. A hand came up to press against Silysa’s chestplate, halting her advance. It was Anevay’s hand.
“Step away, please,” she said, her dull green eyes directed vaguely in Silysa’s direction.
Silysa glanced at Anevay, then turned a glare toward Anduin. “Really? Using your mind-controlled slave for this?” She asked, gently pushing Anevay’s hand aside.
“Do you wish to join her?” Anduin challenged.
Jaina’s eyes widened, her heart leaping in her throat. “...You wouldn’t dare!”
“If she threatens me again, I will,” Anduin countered. “Trust me. I can control two people at once.”
“You so much as graze my wife with your foul magic, and you’ll be pulling spikes from your chest!” Jaina seethed, stepping between them, her eyes glowing brightly with frost magic. The threat was enough to unsettle Anduin, who met her viscous gaze with bewilderment and a sliver of hurt.
“...Unbelievable,” he said quietly shaking his head. “You’re both getting so defensive over a woman who would sooner kill you both if she had the chance.”
“It’s called having principles, Anduin!” Silysa scowled. “We’re not the Banshee. We don’t torture people for fun! And we don’t abide it either!”
“Pacification is not torture,” Anduin said plainly. “And I have better things to do than argue in circles with you both about it. Unless you can sway the Alliance leadership to see things your way, Darkflare is staying as she is. That is final.”
He flicked his fingers, silently ordering Anevay to follow him out of the Throne Room. Silysa lifted her bow and drew an arrow, aiming directly for the back of his head.
“Nobody would know,” she whispered. “Nobody.”
Jaina put a hand on her arm and lowered it. “You know Sylvanas is planning a rescue.”
Silysa nodded and glanced down at her wife. “She definitely is. I don’t buy that crap about her abandoning Anevay for a minute.”
“I want you to stay here. When they come to rescue her, help them,” Jaina said firmly. “Anevay doesn’t deserve this. She’s the only one in the Horde with a scrap of a soul.”
Silysa nodded again. “Yeah. She talked the Banshee down from genocide. Anyone else would have stood by and silently judged. She actually took action. Against her wife.”
Jaina ran a hand up and down Silysa’s arm. She remembered the night she arrived in Stormwind after they lost Darnassus. She held the weeping Kaldorei in her arms as she tried to navigate the complexity of her own emotions. So much of it was centered around Darkflare. Anger over the bloodshed conflicting with gratitude for Darkflare’s mercy. To this day, though she knew their friendship to be in shambles, she was still unsure what to truly feel regarding the Blood Elf.
“She’ll be safe back home before this is over,” Jaina assured her. “Just stay here and keep an eye on her until then.”
Silysa turned her gaze back towards her wife. “Where will you be?”
Jaina was quiet for a moment, trying not to notice the sudden concern in Silysa’s eyes. “...It is as we discussed,” she said plainly. “It is time we bring Kul Tiras back into the Alliance.”
Silysa nodded and shouldered her bow, turning and pulling Jaina into her arms. “Be safe. I don’t want to come out of a rescue needing to go into another one, ya hear?”
“I know,” Jaina smiled, snuggling under Silysa’s chin.
“Kene’thil surfas ,” Silysa whispered softly into her ear.
Jaina exhaled slowly, letting the gentle cadence of her wife’s words soothe her. “I love you too,” she whispered in kind, running a hand up and down Silysa’s back. “As long as the stars do shine.”
Silysa sighed softly and squeezed Jaina tighter. With how much this war had overturned everything, she knew this would always be a safe place for her. Jaina meant everything to her, and she always would.

Anduin slammed the door to his quarters shut, silently ordering Anevay to sit on his bed. “I’m the High King of the Alliance, and I’ve got random foot soldiers openly challenging me?! It’s bad enough your Banshee taskmaster is threatening my people with annihilation, I need my own turning on me over how to handle a prisoner?!”
‘Reap what you sow, lionson.’
“That’s horrible, my King,” Anevay droned.
“It is!” Anduin shouted, pacing back and forth in his chambers. “With how they were acting, you’d think I was shoving the Blight down orphans’ throats! As though keeping you here is in any way comparable to everything Sylvanas has done! Everything you have done for that matter!”
“Completely different, my King,” Anevay said, with an unnatural lilt to her voice.
“They’re acting like I’ve already crossed some horrible line, but you’re happy here, aren’t you?” Anduin asked, turning around to face her.
“Of course, my King.”
‘Oh no…’
That brought a reassured smile to Anduin’s face. A moment later he moved to sit beside Anevay on the bed. “I knew you would be,” he said, his voice suddenly gentle as he cupped her cheek. Something that most might consider comforting if not for the reality of Anevay’s situation. “They don’t see this like we do. They don’t understand that things are better this way.”
“Of course, my King. They’re short-sighted and painfully sentimental,” Anevay said. She took a certain degree of internal pride at managing to say something that wouldn’t have sounded strange coming out of Sylvanas’ lips.
Except for the ‘my King’ part. And her skin crawled whenever she was forced to say that.
“I knew you’d see things my way,” Anduin sighed as his hands slipped down to untie Anevay’s dress.
Anevay's stomach twisted into knots. She'd known this was coming, but that didn't make it any more bearable. Especially not when she knew that this wasn't going to be like when she was captured by the Amani. She knew Anduin was going to force her to be an active participant. And that made everything worse.
‘Sylvanas, where are you?’

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God damn it, Lily.

“I knew you’d see things my way,” Anduin sighed as his hands slipped down to untie Anevay’s dress.

Anevay's stomach twisted into knots. She'd known this was coming, but that didn't make it any more bearable. Especially not when she knew that this wasn't going to be like when she was captured by the Amani. She knew Anduin was going to force her to be an active participant. And that made everything worse.

‘Sylvanas, where are you?’

THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ANEVAY BEFORE

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
 
Btw, here's the rapefic chapter for those who missed it.

Anduin slammed the door to his quarters shut, silently ordering Anevay to sit on his bed. “I’m the High King of the Alliance, and I’ve got random foot soldiers openly challenging me?! It’s bad enough your Banshee taskmaster is threatening my people with annihilation, I need my own turning on me over how to handle a prisoner?!”
‘Reap what you sow, lionson.’
“That’s horrible, my King,” Anevay droned.
“It is!” Anduin shouted, pacing back and forth in his chambers. “With how they were acting, you’d think I was shoving the Blight down orphans’ throats! As though keeping you here is in any way comparable to everything Sylvanas has done! Everything you have done for that matter!”
“Completely different, my King,” Anevay said, with an unnatural lilt to her voice.
“They’re acting like I’ve already crossed some horrible line, but you’re happy here, aren’t you?” Anduin asked, turning around to face her.
“Of course, my King.”
‘Oh no…’
That brought a reassured smile to Anduin’s face. A moment later he moved to sit beside Anevay on the bed. “I knew you would be,” he said, his voice suddenly gentle as he cupped her cheek. Something that most might consider comforting if not for the reality of Anevay’s situation. “They don’t see this like we do. They don’t understand that things are better this way.”
“Of course, my King. They’re short-sighted and painfully sentimental,” Anevay said. She took a certain degree of internal pride at managing to say something that wouldn’t have sounded strange coming out of Sylvanas’ lips.
Except for the ‘my King’ part. And her skin crawled whenever she was forced to say that.
“I knew you’d see things my way,” Anduin sighed as his hands slipped down to untie Anevay’s dress.
Anevay's stomach twisted into knots. She'd known this was coming, but that didn't make it any more bearable. Especially not when she knew that this wasn't going to be like when she was captured by the Amani. She knew Anduin was going to force her to be an active participant. And that made everything worse.
‘Sylvanas, where are you?’

Honestly, this is so OOC that it's almost hilarious. You know that old George Carlin joke about "You think rape can't be funny? Imagine Porkey Pig raping Elmur Fudd and tell me you didn't crack a smile"? Yeah, it's a bit like that.

Though some people would argue otherwise, I think the fact that Lily is trying to depict this pathetic piece of literature as actual drama makes it even funnier. Anduin especially is so different from his canon counterpart I can help but imagine this version of him with an evil mustache, twisting it villainously every time he does something evil. This whole thing reads like some sort of shitty propaganda piece a Blood-Elf drummed up while completely piss drunk with Anevey just being a figment of their imagination. In fact, that's what this story is now and you can't tell me otherwise.
 
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