Ralph's Height

Are you taller than Ralph?

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PlasticOwls said:
First, rude. Second, fair.

I can prove that Ralph is around 5' 2", give or take an inch though.

Let's take that photo you shared. This one:

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Using the environment and the floor boards, I was able to find a consistent vanishing point and a 1 point perspective composition. This is not enough to determine the height of anyone, or even where the ground plane is. Therefore, I'll have to commit to one person, and use their leg and foot position to figure that out.

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I'll be using Dick Masterson. Dick, unlike Ralph ,or I assume the other two in that picture, has been outside with other people so I can make a good, accurate, comparison. Dick says on Reddit that he's 6', and this can be corroborated with this picture of Dick and Mike Cernovich, who's reported as 6'.

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That out of the way, still no feet or full leg shots. That's fine. There are many ways to go about this, but I decided to use another person who: 1. Has been pictured with Dick and 2. has many full body shots since he was in a lawsuit before.

Count Dankula

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Im using this photo because it's fairly level with a one point perspective angle, close to the perspective of the photo @TriggerMeElmo presented. Issue is Dankula's height isn't well known. That's fine as well.

Here's a photo of Dankula with Dick that I chose; 1. because it's one of those arms around the shoulders shots and 2. it's a level photo with little to no depth change.


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Using the outline of full body Dankula and forming that outline to match that of the photo to the right ( obviously without stretching it out vertically), we're able to ground Dankula in a way that's parallel to Dick's shoulders. That's enough to go back to the original photo.

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After isolating just Dick and Dank, then matching Dick's shoulders with the original Dick (head position isn't as important in this case, but, yes, it's weirdly wide for a head), we're able to ground Dankula in @TriggerMeElmo 's photo, meaning that now we have a ground plane to work with.

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You might be asking: "Owls you retard, Dick's legs will be too short and stubby. This is clearly a shit way to determine Dick's position to the ground."

Truth is, Dick's legs are short and stubby; his 6' height is all torso. Evidenced by this photo

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There's also a video of him playing mini golf on Instagram that proves his Short leg energy

What's excellent about this photo is that his right leg is very straight, making height analysis really convenient. Let's outline that lovely leg.

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We go back, size the leg to match the original's thigh and angle, and we have dick's right leg in a 1 point perspective perspective plane.

Then taking a PNG of a ruler (rulers are 12 inches), you can stack six of them, scale it down, and smack that stack next to Dick and his leg. Rulers are great, because you cant fudge a ruler's measurements.

Obviously, Dick is leaning down slightly with his right shoulder skewed to accommodate for his short goblin friend, Ralph, and his other short friend, but that ruler pile should be 6 feet in that picture in perspective.

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Great thing about one point perspective is you can accurately scale objects easily and move them around so you can get heights of things from different depths.

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This would be enough for any dedicated enough Gunt fan to find his gross stick legs, transpose them into perspective in this photo, then determine his height accurately enough using the rulers. But since @TriggerMeElmo seems fixated on whether Ethan Gunt Ralph is on his tippy toes, we'd have to do a bit more work.

Unfortunately, I do not know who that person in the right is, so I can't find pictures of him and his legs (or a full body shot.) This would be great information to have, since he seems grounded really well.

However, for the sake of some closure, I can make a good guess using what I learned watching Ethan fight Riley yesterday. You might think I'd do the due diligence of find full body shots of Ethan outside of that grainy fight, but I'm physically repulsed by him.

Here's my approximation of Gunt's legs. This particular angle is great since it shows his gross stick legs, and they haven't thickened up with his gunt. His exact hip position is shown to, meaning I can figure out where to put them no matter what angle.

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Understanding the proportions of his leg now, we can draw them in perspective knowing where they're attached to on his gunt hips. Knowing that I can't physically lower the legs without them literally dislocating, I can confirm to @TriggerMeElmo that, yes. He was on his tippy toes taking that photo.

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Using the ruler, we can basically take its height, move right next to Ethan, and determine his height.
Despite the tippy toe increase, I can conclude that Ethan Ralph is still 5 foot 5 inches.

However, knowing that tippy toe increase is approximately half your foot length, then measuring that out (which by my approximation is 3 inches):

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So in conclusion: Ralph is 5' 2", probably wears pumps, and is a liar.


Get fucked @TriggerMeElmo
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I'm humbled and flattered. I truly feel like a real Kiwi now that you took the effort to discredit my posturing. The man on the right is Coach Redpill if you'd like to follow up with an addendum to show others how wrong I really am about a manchild's height.
 
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What I want is for someone to approach Ralph at an IRL meetup and sneak measure him, like people did with comedian, Dave Landau.
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RichardRApe said:
Top-tier, this approximation puts him at 4'11 before he puts on his booster shoes.
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That's if we knew what type of booster shoe he'd use. The ones that give you an extra inch are like pumps, and won't benefit from the tiptoe height boost.

The normal kind only add a half inch the most, and look like cleats. The fact that Ethan came to fight Riley in fucking flip flops tell me he isn't the type that likes tying shoes, but that's my assumption.
 
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PlasticOwls said:
That's if we knew what type of booster shoe he'd use. The ones that give you an extra inch are like pumps, and won't benefit from the tiptoe height boost.

The normal kind only add a half inch the most, and look like cleats. The fact that Ethan came to fight Riley in fucking flip flops tell me he isn't the type that likes tying shoes, but that's my assumption.
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I don't think it's so much that he dislikes tying his shoes, I'm just not so sure reaching them is too easy. Giant gunt + tiny arms and all.
 
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PlasticOwls said:
The normal kind only add a half inch the most, and look like cleats. The fact that Ethan came to fight Riley in fucking flip flops tell me he isn't the type that likes tying shoes, but that's my assumption.
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That part is pretty much confirmed because during some of IRL protest streams he was seen wearing Timbalands but not lacing his boots. Slip-ons or velcro seems more suited to his "on-the-go" style.
 
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Vetti said:
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I'm going to assume Franchesca Ramsey is wearing heels here, but based off of where their shoulders lie, she probably would have an inch or two on Warski without them. I'll pin him as 5'8 ish, and he has a few inches on Ralph, who I figure in boots is 5'6 and about 5'5 barefoot.

Really you niggas just need to use your eyes. When Ralph is on the street with a random assortment of people, you almost never see somebody shorter than him, but he's tall enough to (hypothetically) function in society.
Edit: Started composing this before owls post and got btfo'd.
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See only men lie about their height and Warski had been lying saying he is 5’10/5’11.

If the guy is under 6’0 the general rule is to subtract 2 inches and it’s probably his height.

Putting Andy at 5’8 makes sense imo putting Ralph (now that he keeps saying 5’8/5’9) at 5’6 is probably the most accurate. Putting Riley at 5’5 or 5’4.
 
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Fslur said:
See only men lie about their height and Warski had been lying saying he is 5’10/5’11.

If the guy is under 6’0 the general rule is to subtract 2 inches and it’s probably his height.

Putting Andy at 5’8 makes sense imo putting Ralph (now that he keeps saying 5’8/5’9) at 5’6 is probably the most accurate. Putting Riley at 5’5 or 5’4.
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Did you not see my essay-long proof that Ralph is a 5' 2" manlet, while also generalizing an entire gender?

Real talk though, Riley being 5' 4" makes sense. Riley and Ralph were around the same height when fighting yesterday.
 
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PlasticOwls said:
Real talk though, Riley being 5' 4" makes sense. Riley and Ralph were around the same height when fighting yesterday.
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Since you brought this up, would anyone happen to have Ralph's StoryFire videos he recorded with Digibro's crew? There may be a shot where Riley and Ralph are both standing tall, no fighter stance or whatever.
 
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RichardRApe said:
Top-tier, this approximation puts him at 4'11 before he puts on his booster shoes.

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Fslur said:
See only men lie about their height and Warski had been lying saying he is 5’10/5’11.

If the guy is under 6’0 the general rule is to subtract 2 inches and it’s probably his height.

Putting Andy at 5’8 makes sense imo putting Ralph (now that he keeps saying 5’8/5’9) at 5’6 is probably the most accurate. Putting Riley at 5’5 or 5’4.
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PlasticOwls said:
Did you not see my essay-long proof that Ralph is a 5' 2" manlet, while also generalizing an entire gender?

Real talk though, Riley being 5' 4" makes sense. Riley and Ralph were around the same height when fighting yesterday.
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Sam Losco said:
I agree with @Vetti that he's probably around 5'5". Doesn't really matter though, the only reason anyone cares is because calling him 5'1"/5'2" triggers him. That's why he's really 4'9".
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You guys all forgot to add Kurt Angle to the mix.
 
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