The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Hand reared lambs don't survive as well as ones that are reared with their mother. And hand feeding them every 3-4 hours is hard work. I'm betting that it will be dead within a week and they'll blame it on 'The Fash'. And they've also got the dilemma of whether to cut his balls off or not. Poor little thing.

Have they done gelding before? I assume not, and I assume that they'll botch it horribly if they try.

 

[Death Grip]

Why the fuck would they not take some of the grift money and use it to do an animal husbandry course?
Fucking retards...

 

[AnOminous]

Why the fuck would they not take some of the grift money and use it to do an animal husbandry course?
Fucking retards...

Because they're troons who don't care about anything but consooming. The tranch is a pure larp and they'll probably end up with a bunch of dead animals after being completely incapable of caring for them, instead playing vidya and watching MCU movies and jerking off to diaperfur porn.

 

[mister butafuco]

Have they done gelding before?

Only on themselves, Arf arf.

 

[White Devil]

Why the fuck would they not take some of the grift money and use it to do an animal husbandry course?
Fucking retards...

You expect a bunch of selfish, maladjusted men just doing a virtue signal larp so they can buy toys they don't need (body armor, guns, and Transformers) to actually give a shit about the lives in their hands?

 

[Death Grip]

You expect a bunch of selfish, maladjusted men just doing a virtue signal larp so they can buy toys they don't need (body armor, guns, and Transformers) to actually give a shit about the lives in their hands?

I mean no not really but at the same time what the actual fuck?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Why the fuck would they not take some of the grift money and use it to do an animal husbandry course?
Fucking retards...

Actually using donations for something resembling the intended purpose? Perish the thought.

 

[Gone Ham]

Why the fuck would they not take some of the grift money and use it to do an animal husbandry course?
Fucking retards...

Kevvy needs a new transformer for $800. It’s much more important to him

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Healthy lambs from healthy ewes stand up and start walking within an hour after birth.

Given how emaciated and sickly those lambs are, I bet they didn't even know the ewes were pregnant (see last year re: surprise cria!) and didn't act accordingly, so the ewes weren't getting the right food and ended up malnourished. Not to mention giving birth in random places all over the tranch so the dumbfucks weren't aware of what was happening. Ugh. UGH.

Is that why those lambs look so terrible? I've never seen a lamb so thin and awful looking.

 

[Comandante Marcos]

They're almost certainly going to fucking die. These goddamn evil idiots. Troons are such shit. And you know these assholes are the kind of shitty people who will preach about the evils of factory farms while actually running a cruel shithole worse than even a factory farm.

OK, I'm gonna come right out and say it first:

This is BREAKING THE FUCKING LAW level shit!

Those poor lambs are so emaciated it reminds me of cat hoarders who have 200 bone thin cats in a 2 bedroom house. When you have animals that are that fucking bony, and being kept in a house as pets to boot instead of being outside with their mothers like they should be, you are talking felony animal abuse.

I know that Custer County likely doesn't have the resources to deal with shit like this (2010 population around 4200 for the entire fucking county, and only one town with just under 1000 people) but once they become aware of it they need to get as much help as they can to prosecute the troons.

Any potential jury in a place like southern Colorado is gonna be made up of cattle and sheep ranchers, and they will NOT like treating livestock like this, and in addition the troons rejected the locals as backwards hicks who love Trump (that's an insult in Wokelandia where troons are from) so absolutely NOBODY will give two fucks about any defense and sentence them to the longest possible prison term.

I really don't give a shit about girliemen chopping their dicks off, but those lambs are pretty much skeletons with skin. MATI rate me 30 times, but Penny and the troons need to go to prison.

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

They were live a few hours ago
Penny looked *beautiful*
Id archive, but idk how to do it on Twitter

I got you fam. Also sorry if the audio quality is shit, I don't really know how to use OBS, hopefully it should be good enough.

Here's the main takeaway:
1°This little sheep is apparently the fourth! (4) born this year, they just casually found it in the field, surprising everyone at the ranch.
Whoever said they clearly don't monitor the reproductive habits of their animals was on point.

2° "Mommy wasn't interested so she's going to be another bottle baby."
How many babies can a momma sheep reject before it starts seeming like there's foul play at hand? I have to lean on the theory that they get too touchy with the newborns if this something that routinely happens at the ranch.
(Could that also be related to why they said "She was in a little bit of a tight spot"?)


Bonus: Someone is casually playing Breath of the Wild in the background, Kevin perhaps?

 

[Gone Ham]

Page 100 within 16 days, lets go.

Also, it's amazing that even 2 years later, they still haven't unpacked fully due to the tubs of shit being there still from moving

 

[remiem]

I got you fam. Also sorry if the audio quality is shit, I don't really know how to use OBS, hopefully it should be good enough.
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Here's the main takeaway:
1°This little sheep is apparently the fourth! (4) born this year, they just casually found it in the field, surprising everyone at the ranch.
Whoever said they clearly don't monitor the reproductive habits of their animals was on point.

2° "Mommy wasn't interested so she's going to be another bottle baby."
How many babies can a momma sheep reject before it starts seeming like there's foul play at hand? I have to lean on the theory that they get too touchy with the newborns if this something that routinely happens at the ranch.
(Could that also be related to why they said "She was in a little bit of a tight spot"?)


Bonus: Someone is casually playing Breath of the Wild in the background, Kevin perhaps?

Nature's brutal and if they just keep finding them in the fields it's probably the mother rejecting the offspring based on them being sickly, thus unlikely to make it, and keeping herself alive instead of expending energy for a lost cause in her eyes, instead of being overhandled by the troons . If they didn't even know the mother was pregnant then it's not likely she was getting her nutritional needs met, especially so given they aren't likely meeting the base needs of the animals to begin with.

A well fed, well cared for sheep, with proper husbandry is much less likely to reject her offspring. Proper husbandry being present to know she'd been bred, aware of the pregnancy, checkups to keep her healthy and aware of the pregnancy progression, and having your lambing done in a safe environment when you know it's close to her time.

I suspect they'll be finding a dead sheep who couldn't properly birth at some point in the future because they're clearly completely unawares of what they're doing when it comes to managing their animals.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I believe some ewes will reject their lambs if she is underweight herself and therefore has trouble producing enough milk for baby.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Page 100 within 16 days, lets go.

Also, it's amazing that even 2 years later, they still haven't unpacked fully due to the tubs of shit being there still from moving

The fact that they can accomplish anything is a miracle on to itself

 

[There'll be another time]

i suspect they'll be finding a dead sheep who couldn't properly birth at some point in the future because they're clearly completely unawares of what they're doing when it comes to managing their animals.

"The CHUDS™ killed our sheep while she was birthing! How could they be so cruel?!?

We need 50k on gofundme to help buy new transformers recover from this terrible ordeal!"

 

[Marvin]

I got you fam. Also sorry if the audio quality is shit, I don't really know how to use OBS, hopefully it should be good enough.
Your browser is not able to display this video.

It's probably good enough.

In the future, youtube-dl is the recommended go-to solution for archiving. It was originally made to archive youtube videos, obviously, but it's since been expanded to cover basically anywhere you might see a video hosted, from tumblr and twitter to porn sites.

Also check null's archiving thread. Edit: youtube-dl is a command line tool, so if that puts you off, again, see null's archival thread, there's a graphical wrapper for it for windows, apparently.

 

[NyQuilninja]

"The CHUDS™ killed our sheep while she was birthing! How could they be so cruel?!?

We need 50k on gofundme to help buy new transformers recover from this terrible ordeal!"

I wouldn't be surprised if these dickless retards believed that natural birth was rape. I remember seeing feminist articles written by troons about this

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Nature's brutal and if they just keep finding them in the fields it's probably the mother rejecting the offspring based on them being sickly, thus unlikely to make it, and keeping herself alive instead of expending energy for a lost cause in her eyes, instead of being overhandled by the troons .

Counterpoint: Animals that have been heavily domesticated do all kinds of retarded nonsensical shit; there’s a nonzero possibility that the lamb was rejected for no valid reason at all. But you make a good point that the rejections could be frequent enough to suggest the animals are in poor health. Sheep in particular are very bad at taking care of themselves; to my knowledge they’re much less physically hardy than alpacas and they’re also dumber than rocks. Shepherd’s crooks are shaped the way they are for a reason; they’re for snagging a sheep’s limb and dragging it out of whatever predicament it’s blundered into this hour.

Alpacas can handle a bit of neglect; sheep totally fucking cannot. If these people try to make a big deal out of a growing sheep population because uwu lambs cuter than cria, they’re going to need a corpse pile for the constant deaths from disease, nutritional imbalance, failed lambings, and god knows what else.

Oh yeah, if there are wolves in the area, those fuckers are better than these troons at identifying pregnant sheep. They’ll rip open ewes and eat the fetuses, leaving the sheep to slowly die of horrific injuries hidden by all the wool as it stumbles around.

 

[Dagobert]

Alpacas can handle a bit of neglect; sheep totally fucking cannot. If these people try to make a big deal out of a growing sheep population because uwu lambs cuter than cria, they’re going to need a corpse pile for the constant deaths from disease, nutritional imbalance, failed lambings, and god knows what else.

I wish there was some way to convince the troons of this, just how bad an idea them raising sheep are. Sheep are retarded animals thanks to breeding; they need human interference in their lives. My grandpa raised sheep and I don't remember much of what he did, but everything I remember indicates to me that they are not going to survive the tranchers negligence. Sheep will literally run themselves to exhaustion or possibly death if they get spooked right and they will die if they get stuck on their back from their stomachs filling with gas, they are a pitiable lot.