Jodee Norene Kalra/Everroad/Gust/Burns / Royal Black / Royal: ON AIR / Royal Lugosi / Skadi Violet - Exiled Onision/Aaron Carter Orbiter; Confirmed Pedochaser and Convicted Felon Who Not only LOST Custody of Her Kids, But STAYED With Her Pedo Ex-Husband Until She Was Arrested; Delusional Compulsive Liar that IP2 Doesn't Even Want

[Water-T]

It's so hilarious that Jodee finally stopped hiding behind that same over-shopped photo just because she wanted so desperately to be on a podcast that previously featured her waterbrained obsession. I can only imagine how excited Jodee was when she got invited on and thought that this would be what finally gets her the fame and fortune she deserves! She wasted Anal's money on that set-up, thinking she was going to be the hottest new vlog caster, and all that happened is that she publicly exposed herself as a fat, ugly white bitch cosplaying as a pretty DesiRican.

Of course, we all know that Jodee is too stupid and attention starved to learn her lesson - her renewed obsession with Onion despite him publicly disowning her proved that - so we can expect her to pop up again soon under yet another alias and a slightly altered version of her tired old profile photo.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

I am loving this.

Sure jodee may not be the skinny legend instawhore lookalike she so desperately wants to be but she is in general a normal looking person and if she hadn't have gone through this absurdly ridiculous bullshit to hide what she looks like in the first place she'd be able to do whatever she wanted on her podcast/stream and no one would have said shit about it beyond perhaps some comments about her weight. Even then though, if the content is good and enjoyable no one even cares what the person presenting it looks like.

Throw on some of that hovel-made lip goop and just film like a normal person already. the darkroom bullshit cannot be any less embarrassing than just being a normal looking person on the internet.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

"I'm not Onision who deletes comments," she types furiously, then clicks over to his Onlyfans where she gives Onision $50. "I'm not Onision," her stubby fingers pound out, as she huffs and wheezes in excitement about having been on the same podcast as him.

 

[Cyber Goose]

Jodee you look old and poor.

Very old, very poor, very white and very Hoosier.

Usually I don't care but since you wanna pretend you are something you are not...

 

[Water-T]

Jodee you look old and poor.

Very old, very poor, very white and very Hoosier.

Usually I don't care but since you wanna pretend you are something you are not...

This is why Jodee is getting her shit pushed in. If she was honest about being fat, poor, ugly white trash from the start, no one would care.

But since she CONSTANTLY bragged over and over again about being rich, pretty, and non-white (and abusing filters to support this lie), she just set herself up for being mercilessly mocked when she showed her face and proved that she was fucking lying about herself the whole time. The fact that she's trying to obscure her face with barely-there lighting is just Jodee continuing to try to cover up the truth.

If only she thought this whole thing through before trying to pull off this whole Princess Jasmine Kardashian LARPing....

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Jodee you look old and poor.

Very old, very poor, very white and very Hoosier.

Usually I don't care but since you wanna pretend you are something you are not...

She looks like a angry woman who blames Wal-Mart employees because she has no money on her EBT card when she tries to pay, but miraculously coughs up $6 cash for a pack of smokes before abandoning her cart piled with $300 worth of junk food and cursing loudly as she exits the store.

 

[IAmMyProject]

The dark, blotchy lighting is so awful. It is exactly what it is: a badly filmed, low light "podcast" (I don't think 3 minutes counts as a podcast) with no redeeming features. If all she is going to do is pinpoint vaguely mean comments, she will be fucking roasted. More so than she already is. I think anyone with even an ounce of knowledge of film or photography knows a key aspect of filming a video is... good lighting. You can film a low level lighting podcast without needing to literally be in the dark.

A hater in the chat? It was one comment. What's wrong with her. She was barely in a segment. It was a minute's worth of air time.

I don't know what's wrong with Andy Dick. I'm British so he's not really on my radar but I'm laughing that Jodee was kicked off quickly enough.

 

[PIÑA]

Fat arm.




You can tell by how big her eye bags are that she goes online all day without sleeping. Kind of explains the whole “insomnia” bit when you are this dedicated to LARP so hard as some desi public rich person. Not to mention, that she’s a chain smoker and that alone already fucks with your skin, making her look like someone’s fat grandmother than a 30 year old woman. You can also see that she tried to pull off that 2000’s hair look, but it only just made her forehead more bigger. Jodee is such a sad person and I don’t feel any remorse for her after all the awful shit she’s done to her family, friends and other people online. Especially, her connections with assholes like Onision and that druggie Andy Dick. This bitch deserves to be laughed at.

 

[IAmMyProject]

Fat arm.
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You can tell by how big her eye bags are that she goes online all day without sleeping. Kind of explains the whole “insomnia” bit when you are this dedicated to LARP so hard as some desi public rich person. Not to mention, that she’s a chain smoker and that alone already fucks with your skin, making her look like someone’s fat grandmother than a 30 year old woman. You can also see that she tried to pull off that 2000’s hair look, but it only just made her forehead more bigger. Jodee is such a sad person and I don’t feel any remorse for her after all the awful shit she’s done to her family, friends and other people online. Especially, her connections with assholes like Onision and that druggie Andy Dick. This bitch deserves to be laughed at.

Damn. I thought my eye bags were bad.

 

[PIÑA]

It’s happening.


Like what was the purpose for this video except besides us talking about how cheap your set up was? What is even the point of this?

 

[slanderbot42]

I wonder if she's making a podcast because Kermit & Friends gave her evidence that Greg has no standards when it comes to using nobody lolcows' platforms for publicity? That is to say, I wonder if any part of her is hoping to have Greg as a guest? Lol Jodee what about "he is not going to fuck you" isn't landing?

Spoiler: autistic thoughts on jodee showing her mug

Not only is it infinitely funnier than her just reposting memes, I also do think it's a step in the right direction for her to practice showing her real face and voice. I'M NOT saying she deserves to be happy-- she's put 0 work into being a better person-- but the first step toward becoming a person who deserves happiness would be to practice being a person, not a Desi bitmoji, even if that's just taking the mask off once a week for a deeply autistic podcast. She hasn't done that yet, though; it would take time and commitment that she doesn't have. Of course, she's gonna drop this like she drops everything, but let it be known that even a few Kiwis wanted her to take a few steps in the right direction. Rate me but I don't like my cows so defeated they stop producing milk at all. When she inevitably decides not to try, she has no one to blame but herself.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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You can tell by how big her eye bags are that she goes online all day without sleeping. Kind of explains the whole “insomnia” bit when you are this dedicated to LARP so hard as some desi public rich person. Not to mention, that she’s a chain smoker and that alone already fucks with your skin, making her look like someone’s fat grandmother than a 30 year old woman. You can also see that she tried to pull off that 2000’s hair look, but it only just made her forehead more bigger. Jodee is such a sad person and I don’t feel any remorse for her after all the awful shit she’s done to her family, friends and other people online. Especially, her connections with assholes like Onision and that druggie Andy Dick. This bitch deserves to be laughed at.

I don’t think she has insomnia but like a typical white trash trainwreck she stays up all night on SM or watching Netflix, smoking, eating garbage and then sleeps away most of the day. After sleeping till 2 pm she repeats the cycle, claiming she can’t sleep but not mentioning she didn’t get out of bed till 2 pm.

She’s not an insomniac but a slave to her impulses and lacks the self-discipline to keep any type of schedule. Many of our unemployed, gibs dependent lolcows suffer from this type of “insomnia”

 

[PIÑA]

SHES CHIMMPING AGAIN! I wonder why?

Spoiler

You never did sex work, Jodee. No one would fuck someone named “Sweetwater” ever.

It can be either LicktheBlade or Gia Lovely that she’s targeting this to.

Old highlight, but LMAO!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

SHES CHIMMPING AGAIN! I wonder why?

Spoiler

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You never did sex work, Jodee. No one would fuck someone named “Sweetwater” ever.
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It can be either LicktheBlade or Gia Lovely that she’s targeting this to.

Old highlight, but LMAO!
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Looks like Jodee is having trouble finding riveting guests for her sad attempt at podcasting.

Guess she’s finding out absolutely no one wants to be on her ridiculous attempt at a podcast but herself. I do anticipate a half-retarded drama-tuber commenter and MLM shills being guests on Jodee’s show before she drops the whole thing next week.

Jodee chimps out every time she discovers her weekly online career reinvention has not magically garnered her any friends and, as always, absolutely no one can stand her.

 

[Snusmumriken]

SHES SO ANGRY! Chimp louder, Jodee.

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LMAO THIS COW she almost smiles with her teeth before realizing she doesn’t have any and closing her lips oh my god what a wreck of a woman. Not even shadows can hide what a birdshit white hillbilly she is.

 

[Water-T]

What "friends", Jodee? All you have are bots and hangers-on hoping for Cash App payouts.

What "traction"? You were on Andy Dick's podcast for 1 minute, and your viewer numbers are pathetic.

The only way Jodee will end up on E! is when they report on her arrest for breaking into Aaron Carter's house.

No one is "supportive" because you finally proved to everyone that you lied about being a pretty, thin mixed race woman.

Speaking of lies....

That time you tried to set yourself up as a findom queen doesn't actually count, Jodee. Even the simpiest simp isn't going to give a single nickel to someone who doesn't show anything other than the same super-manipulated profile photo.

You know what's even sadder about a woman who lies about her marital status? A woman who lies about her race, financial status, appearance, living in a "luxe" hotel, owning a theater, having a ton of pricey shoes, and about fifty thousand other lies. I especially love the time you kept lying about sending lawyers and PIs after us, your affair with Aaron Carter, the anthrax mailed to you, your tell-all on Onion to Newsweek (they must type real slow over there), and of course, how you don't have kids after you already had four that got taken away after you let them get molested.

Just when you came THISCLOSE to self awareness, Jodee, you decided reality hit too hard and retreated back into your world of make believe.

 

[Sketch]

I am so excited for this new era of our totes not obese and old “Indiarican” princess. Long live Royal Fat! Ew.

God save the queen

 

[Pippeyy]

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You can tell by how big her eye bags are that she goes online all day without sleeping. Kind of explains the whole “insomnia” bit when you are this dedicated to LARP so hard as some desi public rich person. Not to mention, that she’s a chain smoker and that alone already fucks with your skin, making her look like someone’s fat grandmother than a 30 year old woman. You can also see that she tried to pull off that 2000’s hair look, but it only just made her forehead more bigger. Jodee is such a sad person and I don’t feel any remorse for her after all the awful shit she’s done to her family, friends and other people online. Especially, her connections with assholes like Onision and that druggie Andy Dick. This bitch deserves to be laughed at.

I'm late but....holy God, this face.

All she does is brag about buying expensive skin care and makeup yet shows up, on camera, thinking this will be the break she has been having wet dreams over and this is what she looks like.

Low lighting and soft colors doesn't mean no makeup looking like the troll under the bridge asking you to solve riddles. Has she never seen a talented ASMR artist?

Never change, Jodee. You will be a garbage dwelling cunt till you die.

Edit: couldn't spell because I was too busy laughing

 

[Cyber Goose]

Why the fuck does she spend so much money on makeup and then shows her face online without even bothering to beat it a little?

Wasn't she pretending to be a MUA for a while? Wtf

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Why the fuck does she spend so much money on makeup and then shows her face online without even bothering to beat it a little?

Wasn't she pretending to be a MUA for a while? Wtf

Well the totally make-up obsessed MUA influencer may not wear make-up, but wait till you see her $10k teef definitely coming soon! God I hope she gets some cheap grills to show off.

While it didn’t look like much she must have al least slathered on foundation and concealer because I didn’t see the hatchet scar on her forehead. I don’t think even the dimmed movie theater level lighting could hide that scar but still show off the saddle bags under her eyes.

I suppose her famous lip gloss line, eye makeup, blush, contour, etc... was just too much effort. Jodee can only be bothered to screen shot and doctor invoices about make up, not buy or use it.