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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I wish there was some way to convince the troons of this, just how bad an idea them raising sheep are. Sheep are retarded animals thanks to breeding; they need human interference in their lives. My grandpa raised sheep and I don't remember much of what he did, but everything I remember indicates to me that they are not going to survive the tranchers negligence. Sheep will literally run themselves to exhaustion or possibly death if they get spooked right and they will die if they get stuck on their back from their stomachs filling with gas, they are a pitiable lot.
Seems like the sheep and Tranchers were made for each other being that neither can survive on their own, however, that's a horrible insult to sheep and I deeply apologize as their predicament still leads to them producing great meat and or wool.
 
Seems like the sheep and Tranchers were made for each other being that neither can survive on their own, however, that's a horrible insult to sheep and I deeply apologize as their predicament still leads to them producing great meat and or wool.
Sheep are incredibly stupid animals however they're useful. As opposed to the Dick less retards who are just as stupid but nowhere near as useful
 
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Sheep incredibly stupid animals however they're useful. As opposed to the Dick less retards who are just as stupid but nowhere near as useful
Sheep are also much nicer to be around than troons. They’re not pleasant to pet due to their wool being full of dirt and lanolin, but they’re very patient and calm, to the point that their placidity is infectious. They’re also generally pretty polite and gentle when they want something; a ewe will maybe put its hoof on your leg to get your attention but that’s pretty much it. Rams can be, well, rambunctious and goats do not ask nicely for anything at all but ewes generally just stand around, eat, and act pleasant. And they don’t deliberately kill themselves.
 
Sheep are also much nicer to be around than troons. They’re not pleasant to pet due to their wool being full of dirt and lanolin, but they’re very patient and calm, to the point that their placidity is infectious. They’re also generally pretty polite and gentle when they want something; a ewe will maybe put its hoof on your leg to get your attention but that’s pretty much it. Rams can be, well, rambunctious and goats do not ask nicely for anything at all but ewes generally just stand around, eat, and act pleasant. And they don’t deliberately kill themselves.
Yeah there should probably be a deadpool on how long before the sheep die due to negligence and chronic laziness from the troons. Do they have any kind of herding dogs to keep the sheep together or a ram? If not taking care of sheep (especially if they have a good number of them) can be annoying, the only thing I can think of that protects the sheep are the exorbitant amount of alpacas but only they can go so far.
 
Yeah there should probably be a deadpool on how long before the sheep die due to negligence and chronic laziness from the troons. Do they have any kind of herding dogs to keep the sheep together or a ram? If not taking care of sheep (especially if they have a good number of them) can be annoying, the only thing I can think of that protects the sheep are the exorbitant amount of alpacas but only they can go so far.
They have Great Pyrenees, but no shepherd dogs. Their Pyrs are inside dogs as far as I can tell. I could be wrong. Aren't you supposed to raise your sheepdog from puppies with the sheep?
 
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch comrades reduced to begging after spending all their money providing the tranch with unnecessary supplies. The circle of grift.
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Which one of you went cow tipping?
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Sheep are ... also generally pretty polite and gentle when they want something; a ewe will maybe put its hoof on your leg to get your attention but that’s pretty much it. Rams can be, well, rambunctious and goats do not ask nicely for anything at all but ewes generally just stand around, eat, and act pleasant. And they don’t deliberately kill themselves.
Someone jokingly (I'm pretty sure) said that they would troon out their lambs, but shit they actually might. The lambs are males, I think (at least one of them is) and I see two likely possibilities.
  1. The lamb is too anemic and weak to act like a proper ram and the groomers of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch will conclude that he must somehow have been a trans ewe and that's why he doesn't display male behavior (and probably why the mom abandoned him)
  2. The lamb becomes destructive and hyper and one of the groomers of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch will decide to start shooting him up with estrogen to try to induce more ewe-like behavior.
I wish I could confidently say that they won't do this, but that would be 🌈
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The lamb becomes destructive and hyper and one of the groomers of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch will decide to start shooting him up with estrogen to try to induce more ewe-like behavior.
Generally you just castrate your non-breeding rams for that reason. Intact rams don’t like going where they’re directed, so you use a bellwether to lead the flock: A castrated and thus docile ram whom the ewes will still follow because he’s a ram and thus definitely not some little ballsless bitch who just does whatever the masters tell him. There’s an allegory somewhere.
 
Sheep are also much nicer to be around than troons. They’re not pleasant to pet due to their wool being full of dirt and lanolin, but they’re very patient and calm, to the point that their placidity is infectious. They’re also generally pretty polite and gentle when they want something; a ewe will maybe put its hoof on your leg to get your attention but that’s pretty much it. Rams can be, well, rambunctious and goats do not ask nicely for anything at all but ewes generally just stand around, eat, and act pleasant. And they don’t deliberately kill themselves.
All extremely valid points again the opposite is true
Very little of anything positive could be said about these dickless wonders other then they voluntarily removed themselves from the gene pool.
Sadly they are keeping 2oo+ animals hostage in their troon
Auschwitz.
 
They bought a new truck.
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They had 4 (indoor?) lambs in total, they don't know how many more are coming.
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That cat is holding his breath.
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Why would you buy an extended cab truck for ranch work? I know they bought it so there's room enough for their fat asses but seriously, it's like they're being incompetent on purpose.
I would say "at least parts for a 95 Ford should be easy to find," but the moment that things shits the bed they're just going to buy another vehicle with grift money.
 
If they didn't even know the mother was pregnant then it's not likely she was getting her nutritional needs met, especially so given they aren't likely meeting the base needs of the animals to begin with.
How do these disgusting, subhuman troons not know this? I've never known a real farmer not to be acutely aware of the health status of all their animals. How the fuck does this keep happening? These goddamn scum. Gas the troons, gender war now.
 
They bought a new truck.
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They had 4 (indoor?) lambs in total, they don't know how many more are coming.
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That cat is holding his breath.
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NOBODY AND I MEAN NOBODY needs that 350 extended cab unless you’re hauling horse carriages. There’s no fucking reason for them, considering that they only leave the tranch do get more dilators and beg like the homeless.
 
Nature's brutal and if they just keep finding them in the fields it's probably the mother rejecting the offspring based on them being sickly, thus unlikely to make it, and keeping herself alive instead of expending energy for a lost cause in her eyes, instead of being overhandled by the troons . If they didn't even know the mother was pregnant then it's not likely she was getting her nutritional needs met, especially so given they aren't likely meeting the base needs of the animals to begin with.

A well fed, well cared for sheep, with proper husbandry is much less likely to reject her offspring. Proper husbandry being present to know she'd been bred, aware of the pregnancy, checkups to keep her healthy and aware of the pregnancy progression, and having your lambing done in a safe environment when you know it's close to her time.
Sheep aren't supposed to be lambing in the pasture. Obviously they have a ram and ewes go into season in the fall, meaning lambs arrive in spring. The fact that they were completely ignorant of this and didn't monitor their ewes for pregnancy or even separate all of the ewes is appalling. Their ewes weren't fed properly to support pregnancy and the fact that they're just letting them drop lambs in the field is what's causing the failure of the mothers to bond with their babies.

This is fucking sheep husbandry 101.

Oh yeah, if there are wolves in the area, those fuckers are better than these troons at identifying pregnant sheep. They’ll rip open ewes and eat the fetuses, leaving the sheep to slowly die of horrific injuries hidden by all the wool as it stumbles around.
There are no wolves in their part of Colorado. There might be a few up in the northwest corner, but as soon as they show up they get killed by ranchers.

They need to keep an eye out for mountain lions and coyotes.
 
So they didn't even know that the ewes were in lamb? Amazing. Real farmer hours on the tranch, as always.

Lambing season is one of the more public aspects of farming (TV shows, visitor farm events, etc.), so there's really no excuse for being this ignorant.

Sometimes I briefly entertain the idea that Penny is well-meaning and that he loves the animals, but is simply incompetent. But, in reality, he cannot give a fuck if he is neglecting them all to this degree. They're just tools so that he can play out his Tough Independent Lady fantasy.

If/when the lambs die are they going to go silent or blame it on Earl and the boys?
 
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