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So $500 gets jeans, two vests and the glasses. However, you can't see the jeans and he refuses to do a full-screen layout, angle the camera down or anything else to show them off. Only small 480p webcam footage to show his ass off for a few seconds. How was he going to show off the jeans "prominently on-screen" for his 825 subs goal then?

In addition, no Sonic or cowboy hat for $200 because it's too hot in the office. I think this shows us that laziness will win out over greed in DSP's case. Either way, Jaxx_Raxor is going to have to drop $300 tonight for Street Fighter to reclaim his title as "Top Tip" on DSP's streams.

EDIT: Another $100 tip but this one was unverified.

EDIT 2: A $150 tip from darkviking159, it's real!

EDIT 3: The $100 tip guy did it again (xenocak), DSP is going to trust this guy. Sounds good?
 
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The Clown Dimension said:
So $500 gets jeans, two vests and the glasses. However, you can't see the jeans and he refuses to do a full-screen layout, angle the camera down or anything else to show them off. Only small 480p webcam footage to show his ass off for a few seconds.

How was he going to show off the jeans "prominently on-screen" for his 825 subs goal then?

In addition, no Sonic or cowboy hat for $200 because it's too hot in the office. I think this shows us that laziness will win out over greed in DSP's case.
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We should call it the Royal McGout combo. Now we just need some cherry juice to round it out.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Or, like everything he claims to do, is veiled under tons of hyperbole.
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Like the washing of dishes?

Also, my two cents on the Khet's (thumbs to the door) work exhaustion.
I could imagine her being exhausted from being around people. She's aspergers as fuck, and people like that actually get exhausted from being in public.
HOWEVER:
That is still a bargain bin excuse for not bringing groceries when she goes back to her prison cell home.
The easiest solution, stocking up on essentials and bringing home something nice for dinner or when she wants to bake a sand cake, is so fucking obvious that you'd have to go out of your way not to see it.
I've never worked retail (thank god) but everyone I've ever known that did, did it exactly the way I just pointed out.

TL;DR: DSP is retarded. Shawking.
 
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Salubrious said:
So the reason why Kat can't pick up groceries on the way home is because (1) she's too exhausted from working and (2) COVID you fucking idiots!

This man really is sheltered, isn't he? Don't answer; it's rhetorical.

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"because.........I'll tell you why....."
You can almost hear the gears spinning in his head as he stalls to come up with some nonsensical answer. I recall when this was asked last time she was working nights, and his response was "when the store is closed!?", but he can't use that one anymore and had to come up with some other bullshit real quick.
I wouldn't even suggest that he uses the extra free time that he'd have to stream on his "day off" like the person who made that cheer did. They both could use that time to do something else, something they'd actually enjoy.
I mean, no one actually fucking likes grocery shopping (whether alone or with someone else), do they?
 
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Does DSP not have central air? A condo estimated at over $450k that he bought for $265k? I've seen condos under 150 with central a/c. Does this morahn just not use it? Just turn it on, dipshit. On average it cost a little over $100 a month to use it. One good stream of ♿ contributions and the bill is paid. This dude.
 
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Salubrious said:
So the reason why Kat can't pick up groceries on the way home is because (1) she's too exhausted from working and (2) COVID you fucking idiots!

This man really is sheltered, isn't he? Don't answer; it's rhetorical.

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I bet she can hardly walk after spending the night at jims the gym.
 
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OJ Simpson said:
Does DSP not have central air? A condo estimated at over $450k that he bought for $265k? I've seen condos under 150 with central a/c. Does this morahn just not use it? Just turn it on, dipshit. On average it cost a little over $100 a month to use it. One good stream of ♿ contributions and the bill is paid. This dude.
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I think it's been mentioned in the past Piggy has central heat but not cooling.
 
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Even when he gets $500 in tips he still get one large whale responsible for more than half of it.

Amazing.

Edit: And of course, another $150 from a furry. Why am I not surprised?

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Phil got $750 but couldn't help but remind the stream that fees and refunds means he's -only- on $700.

edit. car payments, taxes and condo dues mean that this windfall is already gone!

"As an adult, all the money you get goes on bills and you never have money for anything extra" - man that spends $5k on WWE
 
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