DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nigel of Ukip]

Even when he gets $500 in tips he still get one large whale responsible for more than half of it.

Amazing.

Edit: And of course, another $150 from a furry. Why am I not surprised?

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Hunting season, I guess. Can't wait to find furry dicks again, bloody thrilled I am.

Edit: Did you lads really already bully him so hard he privated his stuff?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil got $750 but couldn't help but remind the stream that fees and refunds means he's -only- on $700.

Fascinating how it shouldn't cost him anything to be in 'business'. It's people faults for there being fees.

 

[RoyalBlast]

Can anyone explain to me why are furries attracted to phil ?

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Can anyone explain to me why are furries attracted to phil ?

They like animals.

 

[Poo Twister]

There's definitely some faggotry going on here, I'm calling gay ops.

Phil says that verification protects him from charge backs, which isn't at all true. PayPal are legally obliged to give you at least 14 days to contest a payment.

All the donater has to do is contact PayPal and say that the website dropped his inputs and Phil will be in charge back hell.

 

[Fragarach]

Can anyone explain to me why are furries attracted to phil ?

The autism vortex doesn't discriminate.

 

[The Clown Dimension]

He's literally saying that the $700 is already gone because of bills coming up soon; his CT condo dues, his car payment and an upcoming quarterly tax payment. I just... don't get it.

He also needs to keep paying his tax guy to file his return... Now I REALLY don't get it.

EDIT: Now apparently he owed money to the tax guy he had to pay BEFORE paying him to file for this year. We are approaching the Clown Singularity.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Can anyone explain to me why are furries attracted to phil ?

Furries are into pedos

 

[UaineRunei]

He's literally saying that the $700 is already gone because of bills coming up soon. I just...

Well, yes! He has bills to pay because he's an adult, you know? *snort*

By the way, he said that "this week or two he doesn't have to worry about money". Sooo, no tips goal for the next two weeks, guys! Right, Phil?

Edit: He's still paying the taxes guy. I'm not joking.

 

[Surly Muppet]

So today is on the heels of Phil going clown mode during CoD last night, and saying next to nothing about his $50 in tips. Then we get this today.

The biggest tippers of the day were prearranged, and probably Phil confirmed this was coming between streams yesterday. His behaviour all lines up.

This also supports that one of the biggest tippers is likely OiC - we know Phil communicates with him behind the scenes in particular. A lot of the others are likely bandwagoning to hype it up and dumping some of their stimulus checks.

As others have pointed out, this is an exceptional waste. He will expect this every day next week for his birthday week - if they spread this out, he would have been happy with an easy $200/day. Now he will whine and push every single stream because he'll believe they are holding out. Pace the addict.

 

[OJ Simpson]

I think it's been mentioned in the past Piggy has central heat but not cooling.

Imagine being such an amateur home buyer that you buy something for a quarter of a mil and it doesn't even have central air. What a clown. I guess it was worth it to move across the country and lose all of your friends and family to go into debt and live with eternal swamp ass.

 

[Muppetmode]

So I guess Phil’s pay his tax guy twice? He had to pay him money he owes him then pay him for half of his taxes and on top of that still pay him to file...

 

[Iron Hamster]

Imagine being such an amateur home buyer that you buy something for a quarter of a mil and it doesn't even have central air. What a clown. I guess it was worth it to move across the country and lose all of your friends and family to go into debt and live with eternal swamp ass.

It's 52 degrees there. Just open the fucking window.

So I guess Phil’s pay his tax guy twice? He had to pay him money he owes him then pay him for half of his taxes and on top of that still pay him to file...

Phail is a liar because none of his wheelchairs have to deal with taxes so he figures he can say anything.

 

[Madre Muerte]

It's 52 degrees there. Just open the fucking window.

That'd require physical energy

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Who the fuck tipped DSP $281?

That's only like .09 lootshards, they better step it up. Philly needs those pulls you fuckers

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Can anyone explain to me why are furries attracted to phil ?

Phil represents what these losers wish they could be. An old guy rotting in his house all day wearing pajamas, having no responsibility in life while blaming everyone else as horrible people, and making lots of money while doing it. And Phil is car salesman savvy enough to build a small cult of these losers. Listen to that Madara stream posted a few days ago for the perfect kind of loser that has completely emulated Phil's 'life'.

 

[Gramh]

Those goal posts of his finances by his own telling are fuckin nuts. A tax guy that needs to be paid almost weekly, an arbitrary $100 per stream goal that has now become after discharged debt his baseline for being stressed about making ends meet, a big payday is already liquidated to monthly bills that can't be avoided but should have gone into the consideration of what a tips goal was per stream, the Twitch paydays are almost irrelevant to his financial standing per month, along with his Youtube and Patreon revenue. Just wow, all over the road to the point where you have to be noseblind to the bullshit to continue to think DSP can't take this cash and score a new laptop that he says is necessary for his business to continue.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Looks like some direct deposits hit

All the early payday tards got their tugboat at 11am est, I can confirm by the Zerg rush at the 7-11 I loiter at.

 

[YokuNama]

Can anyone explain to me why are furries attracted to phil ?

Autism is unstoppable.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Fuck me, that furry Blister guy looks like he the next big school shooter. Belgium better be ready.
At least so far I've found no traces of furry cocks.

anyone explain to me why are furries attracted to phil ?

Because he's a pig and a roach.
Jokes aside, I'm guessing it's a fetish thing because they like the persona of this big loud "manly man" doing, things, to them.