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He's been willing to say that Bernie Bros aren't true leftists because something something red-brown alliance. AOC campaigned for Bernie back in 2016, so I'd be very unsurprised if Blob turns on her and accuses her of being a nazbol the second God-Empress Kamala and the MSM say it's okay to do so.I think he'd be torn between supporting a megacorporation and his barkeeper waifu. His head may well explode.
That is so horrifying... I must award you most awesome points.Finally, let's have some fun!
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*cheers* I knew you would be worth the wait!I'll keep it brief. I'm sure all of you know the Bee Gee song "I Started A Joke". But what is the song about? Who is the "I" in this song? Some think it is Hitler, who must die to let the whole world live. But it seems to me the song is describing someone who is stuck in his own personal fantasy world. In his isolation, he thinks he has an inordinate power over the world, someone Who Matters, someone that the perverse, backward world is always fighting against. He sees his eventual death as a sort of martyrdom, a cause of celebration to the intolerant, ignorant world, when in fact it is quiet, lonely, not so much forgotten as never acknowledged. This is a perpetual teenager. A Bob Chipman.
Bob Chipman is no Hitler, although he often speaks as though he is. His suffering brought the world a small bubbling rill of joy, of which we should be thankful. Bob loved to talk about "unneeded people", yet on reflection, there are indeed very, very feel people who the world does not need. Even someone as vile as Bob is needed, if only as an harmless, even amusing, example of vileness in this comedy of life. Now that, like the protagonist in the song, Bob finally died and the whole world goes on living, we may indulge in a little private thought: when it comes to the time we take stock of our lives, will we be haunted by the question: "Is the joke on me?"
New Gods strikes me as one of those "comic only" properties. Part of it is being gaudy and over the top which I don't see movies as being able to pull off well in a way that will be appealing to enough fans to make it worth the budget.They actually are developing a New Gods movie directed by Ava DuVernay, a black woman who Bob simped on a few pages back, and co-written by Tom King (who did the recent Mister Miracle series). DuVernay tweeted not too long ago that the script had progressed to a fourth draft. I think some of the #Snyder hype around Darkseid has helped there with the studio. If Eternals does decent for Disney it feels like this almost assuredly will come out in some form.
I learned it's not just Bob, apparently this is a full blown dumb meme on the left.> GQP [sic] plague
I'm surprised to learn that the Republicans run a popular bat soup stall in the Wuhan market.
It is... becoming strangely fascinating how Bob has apparently adopted JD Vance as his nemesis. If (as I've heard some rumors) JD runs for president some day and gets it, that might actually kill Bob off.
"Brightburn" you mean but yeah, even from the trailers I could tell that it would work as a 5-10min vignette in some kind of horror anthology, could not see how they were going to make it worth 2 hrs.Oh, do NOT get me started on Bright. That movie had so much potential it wasn't even funny, then it all got thrown away on your typical "evil racist humans" bullshit. No world building to speak of, no real character development. All it was was a master class on how to make urban fantasy suck.
Bob would probably like it just because the costumes and effects looked good.
It's Dirty Dozen but with supervillains.From what I can make out it was basically a group of superheroes who had been convicted of crimes and basically got chucked in it as a way for the government to do stuff while having plausible deniability.
Bob's fixation on James Gunn is getting creepier than his thirst over hot dog girl. With Lindsay there was the excuse that Bob is an incel who wanted m'lady's affections but his thing with Gunn is reaching "wants to wear his skin" levels of creepy. The guy feels like he has a personal connection with Gunn and feels like he should have the success Gunn has too because of reasons I don't care enough to look up again.
Well, seems I'm due to post this citation every 50 pages or so.This, I think, is leading Bob to subconsciously try to live through James Gunn. Yes, I say subconsciously. Bob is too much of a consoomer and too much of a nobody to consciously try to live life through James Gunn. But given his fixation on Gunn, and on what Gunn has accomplished, Bob on some level equates Gunn's success with his own. So when James Gunn is fired, it's the worst thing ever, because that somehow means Bob has failed. When Gunn's movies succeed, that means Bob has succeeded (suck it, obsoletes!)
I mean it could. Palestinians could integrate with Israel and they wouldn't be treated as second-class citizens or anything. Some of them that have "joined up" even serve in the government. As far as I've found so far in casual investigating, there's nothing keeping them from just being Israeli and then being allowed to do their own thing in their own territories. I'm sure it's more complicated that but the state would probably even give them the same military service exemption the ultra-orthodox get if it would bring peace to the area.The one state solution is fucked, nobody will ever go for a single state that isn't objectively terrible for one end of the deal or the other, be it on national or religious concerns.
> white malesI learned it's not just Bob, apparently this is a full blown dumb meme on the left.
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I realize that we are getting off-topic but I don't think that a one-state solution is viable simply because the Palestinians already almost outnumber Israeli Jews and certainly would within a generation. Israel enjoys the fact that it is basically getting away with South Africa-style apartheid without anywhere near the recriminations internationally that South Africa suffered.I mean it could. Palestinians could integrate with Israel and they wouldn't be treated as second-class citizens or anything. Some of them that have "joined up" even serve in the government. As far as I've found so far in casual investigating, there's nothing keeping them from just being Israeli and then being allowed to do their own thing in their own territories. I'm sure it's more complicated that but the state would probably even give them the same military service exemption the ultra-orthodox get if it would bring peace to the area.
He's a Byrne creation and more to the point, subject to two big stories that are fondly remembered: one is his origin story with the reveal about his brother (which is one of the most jarring moments of the Byrne Superman run) and second one, when Bloodsport meets a white supremacist that stole his name and the two basically brawl throughout the prison during a riot with Superman stuck trying to stop the riot/stop prisoners from escaping while trying to keep the two from killing each other.I mean, does anyone even know about the OG Bloodsport? From what I got after doin' some lookin' up is the guy is one of those villains you'd easily forget about and only the most hardcore DC fans will remember who he was and what his backstory was.
One last comment before I let the off topic sperging go. At the moment it seems to be headed there, but I don't know how far it can go. As someone else mentioned the Palestinians have the higher birth rate. And within the Israeli population the far right settlers and ultra-orthodox are using a combination of high birth rates and joiners from abroad to rapidly overtake what is left of any moderate secularists; at a certain point there may not be much left of Israeli politics that isn't based on ethno-nationalism or outright theocracy.I mean it could. Palestinians could integrate with Israel and they wouldn't be treated as second-class citizens or anything. Some of them that have "joined up" even serve in the government. As far as I've found so far in casual investigating, there's nothing keeping them from just being Israeli and then being allowed to do their own thing in their own territories. I'm sure it's more complicated that but the state would probably even give them the same military service exemption the ultra-orthodox get if it would bring peace to the area.
Agreed. ‘As the saying goes, there are plenty of fish in the sea.’My strategy is to not identify with corporate IPs to the point where you're emotionally damaged by a subpar entertainment product, and to keep in mind that if something sucks, there are a million other things out there to enjoy.
Very true.I really like Assault on Arkham. Also, Gunn really doesn't seem like that diverse of a director. Sure, everyone has a style, but the great ones can mix it up.
I totally agree.By Bob's age, most people reach some of life's more meaningful milestones. Some are good fathers to children, great friends, a good son, an executive or at least supervisor of something, lots of things. You put energy into these roles and it creates meaning and identity.
And Bob's dumb ass? His identity is hating every inch of land between New York and California and the people on it. It's devotion to corporations and mascots from his childhood. It's about holding a grudge from the 16-bit console generation where his side was the evil, anticompetitive team sued and fined repeatedly for their bullshit practices... but if you twist it, kick it, and selectively discard facts, the could be seen as heroes, so that's what he does.
A wise man would correct his course. We've all been on a bad trajectory and straightened it out. Bob, the narcissistic tub, won't dare admit wrongdoing. Rather, he's doubled and tripled down it. That shitty attitude does not meaningful content create. It generates a small amount of likes from retards just as narcissistic whose identities are defined by product because they've got nothing else and can't admit they're fuckups.
In short - it's fun to laugh at a grown-ass man jerking himself off every night to Kong vs. Godzilla that has the stones to look down his nose at anybody else on Earth.
Sort of.I don't really watch capeshit but wasn't that the point of the Suicide Squad?
From what I can make out it was basically a group of superheroes who had been convicted of crimes and basically got chucked in it as a way for the government to do stuff while having plausible deniability.
He'll cover for them and say that they're a distinct culture entitled to their beliefs. That's what they all do whenever someone says something thatToday I learned you know a group that has high numbers opposed to evolution?
Amerindians.
Would love to see Bob get slapped with a citation of that and see how his usual "only science-believers are good" rationale goes into overdrive to spin it.
Yes, indeed. The government I was advocating for. A system where the people whose fortunes are tied to the land being prosperous are the ones who can determine what course the nation should take.So in other words the government your advocating for?
You can play words games all you like. Let's just settle with: Concentrated power vs Distributed power systems of government. Basic scale where everything shifts towards one end or the other. And it was quite clear to the American founders they wanted a distributed system though not the extreme of a mob rule (aka pure democracy).
And what happened? The Romans killed Nero and crowned another man to become Emperor. Meanwhile, democracies blame others all the time for things going bad, and they don't get punished in the least. So at least, the monarchies actually hold their leaders responsible when he feeds them a line of bullshit and tries to kill off people who are entirely innocent.Oh sure, who ever heard of a monarchy scapegoating targets for why things are going bad...
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According to Tacitus and later Christian tradition, Emperor Nero blamed the devastation on the Christian community in the city, initiating the empire's first persecution against the Christians.
And most of those countries are republics, whose people actually share those sentiments and who openly blame the west and keep electing anti-western leaders. Go figure.Even if historians debunk this one instance, there are plenty more. Just look at how many mideast concentrated power govs love to blame Jews and the West.
The Ottomans at the time were transitioning away from Monarchy. The Sultans were already weakened beyond belief by Jannisarries, and the power structure that was traditionally under the power of the Sultan was replaced by a progressive group called the Young Turks. Not to mention that at the time, the Ottomans were part of a larger world war that became even worse when democracies butted in on what was a debate between eastern monarchies.Here I'll save you time. Estimate 20k military for ECW out of 4mil pop is 0.5% of the population.
CW America: 600k out of 31mil = 1.9% of the population.
For the ottoman empire (a monarchy) had an army around WW1 of 2.87mil. Out of 24 mil population. ~12% of the population.
So whatever point you're trying to make we can play the counter-example all day.
And you're going to claim the same for democracies when many of the centralized governments doing bad things today are also republics. Bite me. Those Middle Eastern countries you were bitching about? The ones that hate the west? How many of them are democracies? Oh, but just because they have concentrated power in the hands of one guy (whom they probably elected) that's not real democracy!Oh here we go! The 'ole "That wasn't realcommunismmonarchy" canard.
I'd ask you to post your definitions but I know how it goes: "The ones I like are 'monarchy,' and the ones I don't aren't."
Yeah it's amazing how when you get to play with definitions you can "prove" how ideal your system is. You and millions of college commies have been doing that schtick for years. Fuck off out here with that dishonest bullshit.
What is written is that democracies had just as much, if not even more fuck-ups than the monarchs do. I mean, where else did you see people fuck up so badly that society invented Communism and bomb-throwing anarchists to cope with how robber barons and rich people were keking the supposed "democratic" system? Back in the time of monarchs, the worst they had to deal with was some uppity peasants or lords or some dynastic rivalry, which usually sorted out in a couple years, or decades. Back then, when you were mad at the king, you join a rebellion to put in another king who would be more amendable to your interests. Nowadays, when people get pissed off at capitalist democracies, they don't start movements to oust corrupt politicians and business owners and replace them with more responsible politicians and business owners, they try to burn down the whole fucking system.Daily basis? No. Worship wasn't done on a daily basis either. Try reading what is written instead of making shit up.
You do realize that happened only ONE TIME, right? And the previous pharaohs were kind of chummy with the Hebrews since one of them was THE FUCKING PRIME MINISTER?Also did you just argue that Egyptian monarchies that lasted for centuries didn't kill kids?
Then Pharaoh gave this order to all his people: “Every Hebrew boy that is born you must throw into the Nile, but let every girl live.” -Exodus 1:22 (NIV)
I've no interest in continuing to pick apart the arguments of one who does not bother engaging in intellectual honest debate. You did good simulating the arguing with moviebob experience. Keep it up and you'll prove as intelligent and insightful as him any day now.
That's probably going to be what happens. You'll just have two groups filled with zealots willing to slaughter each other like what happened in the Balkans decades ago. A one-state solution, however, is impossible at this point. The only hope would be that the "allies" of both Israel and Palestine would try to hold them back from outright butchering each other instead of fueling the fire.One last comment before I let the off topic sperging go. At the moment it seems to be headed there, but I don't know how far it can go. As someone else mentioned the Palestinians have the higher birth rate. And within the Israeli population the far right settlers and ultra-orthodox are using a combination of high birth rates and joiners from abroad to rapidly overtake what is left of any moderate secularists; at a certain point there may not be much left of Israeli politics that isn't based on ethno-nationalism or outright theocracy.
At this point a one state solution that is honestly trying to move towards equal rights might be the most realistic 'good' ending, but I wonder if even that will eventually become untenable.
I know of a white guy called Richard N. Ojeda II, but I'm sure that he'd swear to you that he is not white.> white males
How many white people do you know called Ahmed al-Alawi al-Issa?
Let me guess, he calls himself a Latinx [sic]?I know of a white guy called Richard N. Ojeda II, but I'm sure that he'd swear to you that he is not white.
It's just an assumption on my part, but the fact that the guy has a Spanish name and refers to White people as if he isn't one of them (despite being extremely white if that's him in the profile pic) makes me think that it is a safe assumption.Let me guess, he calls himself a Latinx [sic]?
That's exactly it. Healthy people don't define themselves by something they're not. It's the same reason Bob's content to be the scum he is - when all these people are "beneath" him, it justifies his shit behavior.I totally agree.
The best people put effort into their roles and that’s what makes them great. I once had a friend/co-worker at Sam’s Club who had autism and he was a great person. He worked hard, he had artistic talent and he wrote a children’s book for kids with autism. The point is, he didn’t let his disorder define or restrict him, he puts effort into being his own person.
That’s what anyone should do. Be their own person.
Can't have Cruz documenting those kids that will form a cheap labor pool and be free future Dem voters.He's been willing to say that Bernie Bros aren't true leftists because something something red-brown alliance. AOC campaigned for Bernie back in 2016, so I'd be very unsurprised if Blob turns on her and accuses her of being a nazbol the second God-Empress Kamala and the MSM say it's okay to do so.
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Here lies Movbiebob. He lived in a society.That's exactly it. Healthy people don't define themselves by something they're not. It's the same reason Bob's content to be the scum he is - when all these people are "beneath" him, it justifies his shit behavior.
Famously, the fucker spoke about troglodytes stealing his future to prolong their existence. The financial insurance drain of his fat, diabetic ass is literally stealing the future of others to prolong his existence, but that's fine because he's not a Christian, transphobe, Nazi, "mayo ghoul," or any other of Bob's labels for people he doesn't understand.
Be something. Don't be the anti-something. Your fucking obituary isn't going to say how much you hated Oklahoma. It will list your positive attributes if you ever have one, Bob.
Wait'll Gunn gives Blob the same treatment Lindsay Ellis gave him.James Gunn was also one of Bob's first (and only?) interviews he's done so Bob is literally 1 degree away from Gunn's movies. Gunn is the closest Bob has ever gotten to the promised land of Hollywood.
To reference the capeshit that Bob is so fond of I think the best we can hope for is something like the “I don’t even know who you are” bit from Avengers: Endgame.Wait'll Gunn gives Blob the same treatment Lindsay Ellis gave him.
/pol/: ”Demographics are destiny! The group of people I belong to is superior and we need to genocide or deport all Americans who aren't members of that group!”I wouldn't be surprised if Bobby agreed with and fully endorsed the "demographic destiny" concept that Dem operatives have thrown around. If you can't wipe out the mayoghouls, then just import lots of people illegally to replace and outnumber them.
Looking ugly makes you a paedo?
Greenwald is, overall, a pretty based guy, and this proves it. Journalists get away with shit that would be considered A-logging here at KF, and then say they're ”investigating” people or ”holding them accountable”.
He has, and Blob can safely bully Greenwald because Greenwald isn't higher on the progressive stack than Blob.
> foot soldiers
You don't support trials? Good to hear, comrade. The People's Revolutionary Council has decided to charge you with being a bourgeois parasite.
Economic anxiety doesn't make people take drugs. Economic anxiety, in some sects of leftist thought, made people vote for Trump. There's a difference.
Comparing people on Breadtube who use hurty words to describe St Alexandria of the Bronx to Hitler is incredibly low, even for an Angel.
Lil Nas X may well be ”conquering the last bastions of refuge” for people who don't like woke capital shoving homosexuality down their throats, but if he is, him and his side are doing it in the same way the Muslims conquered Spain and France.
Threatening to an hero because you won't get hormones is not the best way of proving to everyone you, or troons, are mentally sane.