The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

Can you guys highlight the funny clips of the witness being stupid. I can't read the whole thread at work.

 

[Not Really Here]

If that's true--Okay, and? How do you know that all four cops including Chauvin knew his entire criminal background while they were arresting him? Did they just rewatch all of the footage of his previous arrests that happened, mind you, 10-20 years prior to this one in the car on the way there?

They didn't have to know his history, it proves that when he's yelling on video 'I can't breathe' it may very well be the same lie he used before.
People assume that when he's yelling "I can't breathe' on video it means that he was having trouble breathing at that moment when in fact he may have only been respiratory distress much later, possibly even after Floyd requested to be placed on the ground.

 

[AnOminous]

But fair is fair. So to simpify I want to say "I agree with you." I agree with you.

If everyone involved had just partaken of the anus of Trent, none of this would have happened.

 

[Key the Metal Shitposter]

BREAKING: TRIAL TO BE MOVED TO GEORGE FLOYD'S FEED AND SNEED (a real store, video from 2012)

formerly Derek's

 

[Mikoyan]

Right? I mean, why else did they fucking CANCEL Cops and Live PD? Don't want people like that guy to cotton on to the facts that you presented above. Seems they were successful.

Or cotton onto the fact that shit like 'I can't breathe' is a continual litany the moment you try to arrest one of these things. Anything to open the door to Ape Escape up just a little bit.

Something our thread troll doesn't get.

 

[murdered meat bag]

we're watching the prosecution's case for murder disolve live and you chumps keep talking about how he was murdered.

 

[Plunkie]

Kinda fun having retards flip the fuck out trying to defend Floyd in the thread tbh

like a precursor to the chimpouts that'll happen later

it's chimpouts all the way down

 

[X Pac Heat]

we're watching the prosecution's case for murder disolve live and you chumps keep talking about how he was murdered.

NPC's gonna NPC

 

[Nick Obre]

Kinda fun having retards flip the fuck out trying to defend Floyd in the thread tbh

like a precursor to the chimpouts that'll happen later

it's chimpouts all the way down

Difference is they can't burn the forum down and claim that proves they were right

 

[Cliff Booth]

I'd just assume they wanted to be the ones doing the direct examination because otherwise, obviously the defense would call this guy and the jury would get the same information, but presented the way the defense wants it.

Just to hit on this point and sorry for my legalese retardation, but if the prosecution didn't call him and the defense then did, can he not tell them to fuck off? Can the state or a defendant compel a third party to testify in a criminal case?

 

[Vesperus]

To simplify what will happen if George Floyd walks:

A movement so great a riot so large it will make the summer BLM riots look like a joke.

If George Floyd starts walking at this point, yeah. That would be pretty major.

 

[Observotron]

And you argued it with statistics that less then 0.5% of people are killed by police during arrests.

I stopped reading here, purely out of the fact you're reframing my argument. Never did I say anything about arrests. If you knew anything about the legal/justice system, you would actually know that those are separate statistics.

that said, I did notice a 1 out of 200 number you pulled from your ass, because once again you would see its more like 1 in 2000 if you look at evidence. (probably less tbh)

 

[Random Internet Person]

The kids would love to watch Chauvin doing his job. They could grow up to be like him and join the force.

Too bad we got rid of Cops.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Difference is they can't burn the forum down and claim that proves they were right

The equivalent is to shit up the thread with people taking obvious bait until they're banned, then they run back to reddit and claim they totally pwned us evil nazis.

 

[Not Really Here]

Just to hit on this point and sorry for my legalese retardation, but if the prosecution didn't call him and the defense then did, can he not tell them to fuck off? Can the state or a defendant compel a third party to testify in a criminal case?

They both get to subpoena witnesses and it's not wise to ignore one of those.

 

[LUNEKO]

Difference is they can't burn the forum down and claim that proves they were right

They will try, and they will fail as their predecessors

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

Big ABC takeaways
* They think Nelson isn't asking many questions because the EMT scared him not because his opponent is retarded
* The EMT lady is a hero despite single-handedly poisoning the well
* Floyd was high BUT was "functionally high"
* Big surprise, people feel guilty about someone dying over a counterfeit bill.
* Somehow seeing Floyd being high in a shady general store somehow is a good thing for the prosecution
* Everything is going just as the prosecution planned?
* It is Transgender Day of Disability

 

[Throwing Romans]

Not one person would have Chauvn babysit their kid and they fucking know it.

Honestly, I probably wouldn't have a problem with St. Chauvin and his swift knee of justice watching my kids. Seems like the kind of guy I'd grab a beer with.

Also, COPS is back. They started filming again late last year.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

I was a police officer for 4 years before I quit when I discobered the New Natural Way. I met a junkie fleeing in a vehicle. Myself and my partner got there late, not too late or anything dramatic. We arrived to hassle and back-up the arresting officers who caught up with him 2 miles outside of the smaller city (I won't dox myself). His car wasn't gassed up so in less than 15 minutes of high speed burn he burned out.

He was hopped up, uncooperative but unlike George of the Jungle he was skinny ~60 year old White Trash. Repeat drug offenses, conviction, vagrancy. So we didn't have to use a combination BJJ and my partner didn't have to climb on top of the squad car and catch him with a crippler crossface to win the match.

My penis is on the smaller side, so it stood out to me when the junkie knew that. He accused me of being "Big Shit with a Bitty Dick" over and over again. I asked him what he meant by that and he told me about his flesh. His New Flesh. I became entranced and although it was months before I came and then came to the natural conclusion, or the "New Natural" one. That is how it happened.

 

[Neil]

They didn't have to know his history, it proves that when he's yelling on video 'I can't breathe' it may very well be the same lie he used before.
People assume that when he's yelling "I can't breathe' on video it means that he was having trouble breathing at that moment when in fact he may have only been respiratory distress much later, possibly even after Floyd requested to be placed on the ground.

Edit:

They didn't have to know his history if it's something they recognized as a common distraction tactic. Pointing out his personal history of yelling "I CANT BREAF" for no reason just points out that he used that particular tactic. His previous arrest wasn't "10-20 years ago" it was May 2019, just over a year prior.

The high priority call refers to the ambulance call, not the initial police call.

He's dead now. That's pretty good evidence towards the fact that he wasn't lying.
>respiratory distress much later
he went limp after 9 minutes of being pinned to the ground and a puddle of piss started to leak out from the body

If he died anywhere, he died on that street. Regardless of either version of the story you believe.