The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Big Meaty Claws]

wouldn't mind me a suckle on those kosher milkers

Don't be thirsty, thats how you get captured in there spells

 

[Obscure Creature]

Woah wonder why Nelson didnt cross examine

Edit: NO not a 20 minute break

 

[H&R Block]

wouldn't mind me a suckle on those kosher milkers

Thirstpost much?

 

[Prester John]

For someone who can’t breathe he was certainly doing a lot of breathing.

And yet he was probably feeling short of breath due to his fentanyl overdose. Respiratory distress is consistent with a fentanyl overdose, and I can certainly believe that Floyd was panicking due to the effects.

 

[AnOminous]

>60 y/o witness with 3rd grade education
oh my fucking god

He's less of a retard than some of the "professionals" they've called.

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

It's party time boys.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

So was foam coming from his mouth BEFORE he was restrained on the ground or was it after?

Yes. Foam is visible on his mouth in the bodycam while he's walking to the squad car. Before they were struggling, even.

 

[AssWeCan]

Another fucking break.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

He's less of a retard than some of the "professionals" they've called.

Honestly, I would rather have that black dude try to pull me out of a fire or do CPR on me than that fat fucking chunky white woman who is composed of cancer brain.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

He's less of a retard than some of the "professionals" they've called.

I said it before but he was the most Professional witness on the stage, next to the Teen who just worked at the cup food place. Sad when compared to the other "Professionals"

 

[MoeChotto]

Woah wonder why Nelson didnt cross examine

Edit: NO not a 20 minute break

There's probably been more dead air today than there has testimony.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Honestly, I would rather have that black dude try to pull me out of a fire or do CPR on me than that fat fucking chunky white woman who is composed of cancer brain.

She probly sits in the fire truck, eatting up Chinese food while everyone else is doing work, and bitches at you if you tell her to move her ass

 

[ElAbominacion]

He's less of a retard than some of the "professionals" they've called.

That paramedic not only made herself look incompetent and reckless, she also managed to discredit the whole of her testimony by not being objective.

 

[LUNEKO]

I feel like this extra commentary is a bit sickening, it feels like they are narrating a super bowl game, we really are this far gone huh

 

[SchoolsRapeKids]

ABC just called the last witness an "elder of the community" lol

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I'm guessing the next witness actually HAS Corona, so they are probably going to live-stream the next witness. It's the only thing i can think of for the judge saying "streamline some testimony", unless there's something I don't know.

EDIT: NVM, not the case

 

[Had]

I see the bitwave boys are having fun
*old southerner music playing*

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Break break break. All these motherfuckers do is break. They go on break before lunch. They go on break after lunch. They get a guy in and he starts crying. 10 minute recess. He comes back and confirms that he is the guy in the video.

Great timing, says the judge. Let's have a 10 minute break so we can talk about streamlining this. Then he waddles his judge ass up and waddles his judge ass away and prepares another 400 hours of asking random people on the street if the man was in fact on the ground.

Boys I think Chauvin already lost. Win or Loss, he'll be long dead by the time these breaks come to a halt. Fuck.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

What a shitshow of a trial, the only witnesses they need is the mortician who did the autopsy and a showing of the bodycam footage, alongside a reading of the regulations surrounding the allowable restraints. Too bad the prosecution is trying to lynch the guy using emotional manipulation.

 

[Fomo Hoire]

China produces them under the guise of a training tool to teach people how to count US dollars.

Some of them have huge Chinese font on them but others have very small Chinese text that's difficult to see unless you're looking for it.

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Wow, even after seeing it... Maybe I'd recognize it in person, but as a digital image it just reminds me of those TRUMP LIVES HERE arrows. Being told there's Chinese on the bill and spotting it still isn't enough to convince me it's a fake, I'd need to touch it.