Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

JuanButNotForgotten said:
You know, today I recalled the episode about the housefire and realized something. If Chris received package from KF, sent it away and posted "you dirty trolls, you ridicule me, make my life hell and now you send me presents just to pretend that you care? just so you could think that you aren't scum because you pity me? go to hell, all of you, I don't need anything from you, but you leaving me alone!" I would've probably respected him, well, as much as you can respect someone like him. Yeah-yeah, "never deny help if you need one", but still, it takes balls (no pun intended, since Chris was a troon at that point) to do something like this.

But his only frustration was that he didn't know if he could buy legos with it.
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If Chris had this amount of self-respect he wouldn't even be a troon or hell be this much of a famous lolcow that he is today.
 
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To be honest, I think part of the issue with the documentary is how many weens have jumped on because of this. Just look at the new psychic thread, it's pathetic.
Dark Sleeper said:
Honestly this series has gone on so long it's not even funny, omitting a number of classic moments just to zoom up to current travesty chris. Kind of feels like Geno was rushing ahead of anything that might "upset" chris, because heaven forbid the vegetable is posting angry comments.

Is he seriously griping about cash input, no seriously like people are paying him for just reading cwcki pages?
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AmazingEagle said:
Hell if I purchased the land after his house got demolished, I would build it to the original architecture of Chris's house but on the inside make it looks completely different, luxurious, and a nice place to live, for the backyard I would get a pool, move the gazebo, turn the greenhouse into a functioning one and grow food like peppers, watermelons, tomatoes, potatoes, carrots, and garlic, and build an actual driveway.
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If you were Chris, you would do it RIGHT!

uh-huh. Keep dreaming those autistic dreams.
 
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I won’t begrudge Geno for trying to protect his cash flow, but if he’s gonna be that way about it, I think he should be charged a Cuck Tax on whatever CWCki/KF material he lifts wholesale. The Asperpedia 4 didn’t die face down in the muck so you could respect tranny pronouns, dude.
 
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Terrorist said:
>she

I won’t begrudge Geno for trying to protect his cash flow, but if he’s gonna be that way about it, I think he should be charged a Cuck Tax on whatever CWCki/KF material he lifts wholesale. The Asperpedia 4 didn’t die face down in the muck so you could respect tranny pronouns, dude.
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calm down retard, I just quoted his reasoning a page or two ago. He called him Christian during the eras where he was Christian and he called him Christopher when he was Christopher, and he's going to call him Sonichu during the eras where he was pretending to be Sonichu. I'm pretty sure his goal here is to just give Chris an unbiased voice, it's a lot like how Mao gave Chris the CWCkipedia.
 
The Fool said:
calm down retard, I just quoted his reasoning a page or two ago. He called him Christian during the eras where he was Christian and he called him Christopher when he was Christopher, and he's going to call him Sonichu during the eras where he was pretending to be Sonichu. I'm pretty sure his goal here is to just give Chris an unbiased voice, it's a lot like how Mao gave Chris the CWCkipedia.
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Chill, I’m obviously kidding. I don’t seriously wish to levy a cuck tax.
 
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I just saw the Pmurt documentary thumbnails and it seems Geno was fooling us! That was way too off topic!!! Is that misinformation and disinformation for the sake of April Fool's?
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