The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Hüftpriester]

Did the lawyer not do prep? wtf is happening here. She's looking like a total clown.

This has pretty much been the theme of the day. An unmitigated disaster for her.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

This would be a slam dunk witness if this prosecutor didn't get her law degree from Chef Tsung's Chinese Buffet & Bar Exams.

Her lawyering is as good as good as her looks.

Terrible.

 

[Ero]

What's the the muting and headphones? What goes on when that happens?

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Are we sure we are not watching a comedy movie?

Because I have never seen a prosecution this hilariously bad.

It just gets worse and more hilarious as time goes on.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Chad emt looks sad, I guess he feels bad that he might have not gotten his job right, give the man a drink

 

[X Pac Heat]

What's the the muting and headphones? What goes on when that happens?

Sidebar with Judge I believe

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

What's the the muting and headphones? What goes on when that happens?

Sidebar, saying stuff off the record and all that

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Ding dong, we've established the negroid is dead. Your job as a prosecutor to convince the jury that Derek Chauvin caused the death, not that George Floyd isn't the second coming of Jesus and won't revive three days later.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Chad emt looks sad, I guess he feels bad that he might have not gotten his job right, give the man a drink

He looks beyond tired and annoyed with the womans questioning more like, and looks like he wants to go home and relax.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Any other non-americans excited to watch cites burn down and skulls getting cracked by riot police for summer of riots 2. Investing in popcorn.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Should we just let the prosecutor keep talking? She's doing all the work for us.

 

[Ruin]

Charlie Kelly is a better lawyer than the prosecutor.

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

Hello goyim male, welcome to the Jewdicial system. We have literally forced you to do this, but just a heads up; if you don't start crying within the next 30 seconds there's about 10 thousand Reddit shabbos golems who are immediately going to spam your employer until they fire you.

 

[General Disarray]

What's the the muting and headphones? What goes on when that happens?

Sidebar. The judge and the attorneys talk among themselves.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Ding dong, we've established the negroid is dead. Your job as a prosecutor to convince the jury that Derek Chauvin caused the death, not that George Floyd isn't the second coming of Jesus and won't revive three days later.

Honest to god feel like Prosecution legit forgot what they are even trying to prove for the last Four fucking days with these terrible fucking witnesses

 

[LemmeSee]

She's awful, these questions are absurd. I wonder if she knows she doesn't have a a job after this.

She (allegedly) seems like the kind of person who will fail upwards repeatedly.

 

[HARSH NOISE]

Chad emt looks sad, I guess he feels bad that he might have not gotten his job right, give the man a drink

I'm not an EMT but a good friend of mine is. The job is hell on your mental health and is remarkably stressful, probably moreso when you live in a culturally enriched area. On top being wrapped up in this witch hunt, I can't imagine he's super pleased with any aspect of this situation. I feel bad for him tbh.

 

[Danny.exe]

Any other non-americans excited to watch cites burn down and skulls getting cracked by riot police for summer of riots 2. Investing in popcorn.

I'm American and excited for it. It's never a nice city that ends up burning to the ground with these cases.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

I'm pretty sure William Shatners character from Boston Legal could do better than this lady.

 

[LUNEKO]

Chad emt looks sad, I guess he feels bad that he might have not gotten his job right, give the man a drink

Imagine being the dude that could had prevented this if only he could had gotten there sooner, he probably knows he was just a victim of circumstances and he did his best with what he had so the fault is not on him, but the weight of being pinned as an accomplice to a "murder" charge and the whole world outside agreeing to this must be unbearable