Orbiter 🐊 TheGatorGamer / Christopher Brian Holloman / "Shannon Gaines" / GatorTimeYT - Ethan Ralph's former schizophrenic lapdog. Paid in pennies to defend his master online. Now emancipated and doxed by Ethan Ralph.

[Uncle June]

It's unnerving how much of a possibility that is. We're it anyone else I would just take it as a joke but Gator? Good chance you're right.

Makes sense, practically everything he does is modeled after Daddy Jim. His speech pattern, his laughs, his (attempts at) humor...

I think his biggest flaw is being boring. I would listen to a thousand drunk, seething Ralph's, but Gator? No fuggin way. His humor doesn't go beyond a soundboard and a poor Jim impression.

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

Secret patreon audio: Ralph and Gator discuss KiwiFarms Both allege the May's kidnapper was a Kiwi Farms user and cope about Josh and the site.
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They want to get into IP2 and claimed IP2 doesn't swat people, kiwifarms does.
Here are some random time stamps I wrote as I listened to it

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1:00 Ralph and Gator blame kiwi farms for the kidnapping attempt. This is nothing like when that cohost of Ralphs podcast killed his own father that was simply a killstream co host and not some random user of a website.
1:30 Gator tells use that ip2 is a gud boi and dindu nuffin and never swats people. I think he is blaming kiwi farms for the AZ swatting but Gator talking is already becoming white noise my brain filters out
2:25 yea Shanny was blaming the kiwi farms and they tried to warn Jersh but he wouldn’t listen
6:00 “They obsess about trying to put me in jail”- Ralph. Well he is correct on this point, some people do like claiming to be super internet lawyers and Gunty is going to jail for real this time.
7:25 “I know a lot about the law” – Ralph. Watching the anime grifter doesn’t make you a lawyer regardless of what his head janny might believe.
8:00 Gator has been in tons of fights and knows tons of cops.
9:08 “you made hundreds of thousands off the gunt we are fucking up by now selling merch of it” -Gator
9:55 “5’9” – Ralph lying about his height and saying he will join Dax’s weight loss challenge.
11ish until the end: Ralph and Gator cope about how they are fat chads slaying puss and know what women want.

 

[PhoBingas]

I thought he did, but he wanted to change career paths and get into Healthcare?

Probably to save his role model, Jim.

I honestly think the med school is another larp. Think about it. Gator is adamantly anti-vax, socially retarded, and one of the cringiest motherfuckers out there. A) where is he going to get a loan for med school on trader joe's salary; unless he's bullshitting that he'll be in the "medical" field as he takes a PSW course... like 1 rung below a non-registered nurse. and b) if he was going, how long before he got kicked out for sniffing seats, spouting tinfoil hat theories or talking about what "dries pussy up"?

Gator should have no problem getting work with even an associate's degree and a couple certs. He can barely run his own shit and doesn't have enough forethought to set up noise filters when he calls in.

 

[Keranu]

I learned how to use chop sticks because it looked kinda fun, I'd 100% wager that he tried due to anime and gave up but still owns several metal pairs.

Ralph on the other hand has a killer plasticware collection.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

IP2: professional innocent man and outstanding citizen Tim Gionet is basically a free man, the whole community rejoices, white race status: SAVED
Kosher Farms: the Jewish psyop known as the Gunt board takes yet another blow, 41% of the regulars have already offed themselves, flags at half mast all over Israel

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Secret patreon audio: Ralph and Gator discuss KiwiFarms Both allege the May's kidnapper was a Kiwi Farms user and cope about Josh and the site.
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I pulled out pen and paper to take timestamps of this for the stream but it's continuous gold. they live in a fantasy world.

 

[Chris Chad]

Secret patreon audio: Ralph and Gator discuss KiwiFarms Both allege the May's kidnapper was a Kiwi Farms user and cope about Josh and the site.
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Ralph claiming he's not "like 400 lbs" because he's "only 273" is funny because most people who aren't hobbit sized don't have their bellies hanging down past their dicks when they're 273 lbs.

 

[Cow Poly]

Gator is a based and redpilled Chad. Cry harder you fucking hater faggets. You hate him cuz you ain’t him. Stay jelly and stay mad losers....Winning!

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Ralph claiming he's not "like 400 lbs" because he's "only 273" is funny because most people who aren't hobbit sized don't have their bellies hanging down past their dicks when they're 273 lbs.

He's easily over 300lbs. He lies about his height and pretty much every other aspect of his life so I'm sure he lies about his weight too.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Secret patreon audio: Ralph and Gator discuss KiwiFarms Both allege the May's kidnapper was a Kiwi Farms user and cope about Josh and the site.
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I love the part where Gator is all talking big like he knows about law stuff and then he says "charge them with premeditation".

 

[MeltyTW]

Well he is correct on this point, some people do like claiming to be super internet lawyers and Gunty is going to jail for real this time.

Tbf in a just world any reasonable judge would have thrown ralph in the winger pit, cant fault one for optimism

:30 Gator tells use that ip2 is a gud boi and dindu nuffin and never swats people. I think he is blaming kiwi farms for the AZ swatting but Gator talking is already becoming white noise my brain filters out

its over boys they're going to figure out they just need to try and gift and leech onto yet another community of trolls that don't want them, they're totally not going to swat them

“you made hundreds of thousands off the gunt we are fucking up by now selling merch of it” -Gator

The gunt is where most of his 70k life savings went lol,

11ish until the end: Ralph and Gator cope about how they are fat chads slaying puss and know what women want.

Then why aren't you able to fuck audio and whimper like a little bitch gator?

Gator has been in tons of fights and knows tons of cops.

Does getting your head dunked in the toilet for being a dickless wonder count as a fight?

 

[Crystal Golem]

Does getting your head dunked in the toilet for being a dickless wonder count as a fight?

I was going to say fighting obesity but I guess he isn't fighting it.

 

[Immortal Technique]

I like how Gaytor is now pretending to be an amateur lawyer, a world class amateur UFC fighter, and an obese Casanova. He's the Chad of Chads, while hand jobbing his master waiting for the release in his face.

 

[Chettuce]

Gaytor loves to have gay buttsex.

 

[Spectre_06]

Ralph claiming he's not "like 400 lbs" because he's "only 273" is funny because most people who aren't hobbit sized don't have their bellies hanging down past their dicks when they're 273 lbs.

Ralph says he's 5'9" right now, right? I'm 5'7". At my highest weight I was 285 lbs. At 235 lbs I don't have any hanging gardens of flesh on me. The problem also for Ralph is that that doesn't look like skin from lost fat, the gunt is literally fat. There is clearly something behind it.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Projection and cope:

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Funny how he’s talking shit about views and cashgrabs when Ralph couldn’t give away his “broke dick farms” bullshit when there was an international crisis due to a shortage of toilet paper.

btw I’ve bought one coin and will be down to buy another in a few weeks if there’s a surplus. How many Killstream shirts have been sold? Or literally any type of merch?

 

[MeltyTW]

btw I’ve bought one coin and will be down to buy another in a few weeks if there’s a surplus. How many Killstream shirts have been sold? Or literally any type of merch?

hes sold single digits of that million fonts shirt confirmed by him photographing his remaining stock and posting it to twitter and he bragged about 4 sales of the broke dick shirt as if that was a huge amount,

edit one of the sales of the broke dick shirt being a poster here

 

[Ralphamale]

I like how Gaytor is now pretending to be an amateur lawyer, a world class amateur UFC fighter, and an obese Casanova. He's the Chad of Chads, while hand jobbing his master waiting for the release in his face.

Gator has a masters degree from watching Rekieta law and a black belt from the Kumite Dojo.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I thought he did, but he wanted to change career paths and get into Healthcare?

Probably to save his role model, Jim.

Gator would be of little use cause the cancer was already detected and his whole career field is screening for cancer

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Gator isn't a liar. Just the most mysterious man in the world. Expect to hear or see him on some Dos Equis commercials soon.