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TankMelee said:
I remember last year, DSP said he wasn't going to do anything for April Fool's because it wouldn't be fair to jerk people around and mess with them with the pandemic and everything. This year? He mockingly mods OIC for less than an hour - a guy who's been harassed by chat to the point where he disables his Twitch account in between sub bombs. I'm sure he appreciates all of his 'effort' getting made fun of. If increasing the sub goal to 5000 didn't illustrate DSP's interminable lust for money, nothing will.
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Translation: "DSP said he wasn't going to do anything for April Fool's because it wouldn't be fair to jerk people HIM around and mess with them HIM with the pandemic and everything."
Always, always remember that there is no "anybody else" in Phils world.
 
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Kuze Daisaku said:
Phil sharing that he’s planning to have dinner at a restaurant with Kat, just a few minutes after begging and hitting the tips goal, will never cease to baffle me.
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Why wouldn't he? It's not the retards are going to realize that he's lying. He could come right out and talk about he spends tens of thousands of dollars on mobile games, and the same whales would still empty their wallets just to stick it to DUH DETRACTORZ.

Edit: Also, no idea what my avatar is from, but I look fucking fabulous.
 
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Why wouldn't he? It's not the retards are going to realize that he's lying. He could come right out and talk about he spends tens of thousands of dollars on mobile games, and the same whales would still empty their wallets just to stick it to DUH DETRACTORZ.

Edit: Also, no idea what my avatar is from, but I look fucking fabulous.
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Pika pika, pika pi! Pika pika? Pika!

Pika pika, pi pi pikachu! Pika pika chuuuuu!

Chu?
 
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TankMelee said:
I remember last year, DSP said he wasn't going to do anything for April Fool's because it wouldn't be fair to jerk people around and mess with them with the pandemic and everything. This year? He mockingly mods OIC for less than an hour - a guy who's been harassed by chat to the point where he disables his Twitch account in between sub bombs. I'm sure he appreciates all of his 'effort' getting made fun of. If increasing the sub goal to 5000 didn't illustrate DSP's interminable lust for money, nothing will.
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Man keeps getting lower and lower every year.

Like I don't like OIC but I don't think he deserves that.
 
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grump said:
I've been thinking about this awhile and its dawned on me. You guys really do seem a bit obsessed and jealous of phil.

It doesn’t make sense to me anymore. Why do we spend so much blood sweat and tears hounding this man who hasn’t really done anything to us at all?

For instance I’ve taken for granted that phil’s lazy just like everyone here always says. But is that really true? I mean he is here all day every day bringing us fresh content. Except in his day off..everybody has to take a rest so you can hardly blame him. Being a content creator is harder than you think. Plus he’s probably uploaded far more than anyone else on youtube 70k-80k videos. He’s set records for the entire Internet. Can you do that?

A lot of people say hes mean but he seems to have lots of people who watch him and love him enough to pay for his services. These people are a lot nicer than anyone here. It just seems their doing something positive together while you guys are here being negative all the time. Maybe I’d rather hang out with them and enjoy life and phil’s content rather than being hateful every day.

People say he’s a liar and a scammer. But come on. He’s online all the time. How much has he lied relatively speaking? With all that time of course a few fibs my slip through. And again how could you blame him? With obsessed stalkers like you guys constantly looking for ways to hurt him sometimes he has to bend things a little bit to protect himself. And who knows how much of the lies people claim he makes are actually lies? For example that wwe mobile game everybody always uses as an example. Well did you know the government of the US of A checked it out and debunked it themselves? If you can’t trust the government who can you trust?

This is just the tip of the ice berg. I think ultimately deep down you guys are just envious of phil. His successful career, his beautiful wife, giant house, loving family, loads of money, and legions of adoring fans. Thats why you get your kicks tormenting this poor man as he’s barely scraping by trying to make ends meet. You’ve practically destroyed his life.

So all in all I just think this place just looks a bit silly. Spending years of time and effort trying to pull Phil down as every day he’s obviously happier and more prosperous than ever. Even if you have no morals, it kind of makes you look stupid and weak. You've causes so much trouble for his already difficult life. I hope you are happy. I admit I was like you guys but I’ve just realized how ridiculous ya all are. Time to blow this popsicle stand. Later chumps.
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When I was a kid and my family died from a fire caused by an Infernal, the only thing I had left was Phil, he was there almost every day, playing games and having fun. I guess as I grew up, the toxicity seeped into me. I wanted to be a hero to save people from what happened to me, but now, I've become a villain. Your speech made me realize that. I have a lot of work to do to make up for my years of my detracting from Phil, but I promise, I PROMISE, I will redeem myself.
Thank you, no really, thank you.
 
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ProvenWrong said:
I'm still trying to figure out mine. SauceNAO left me with no results and google reverse gave me DBZ GT which I highly doubt.

Also DSP gonna try sniping tonight on COD. Can't wait to hear DSP excuses on why the other players kill him.
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I'm getting a lead on it being Golden Darkness from To Love Ru.
 
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ProvenWrong said:
I'm still trying to figure out mine. SauceNAO left me with no results and google reverse gave me DBZ GT which I highly doubt.

Also DSP gonna try sniping tonight on COD. Can't wait to hear DSP excuses on why the other players kill him.
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I would rather much watch a potato learn how to snipe, lot more entertainment value and less salt.

Also I found out my dudes a girl and shes from Tokyo Ghoul.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
So guys, watch out if Phil starts being extra critical and agitated about anything to do with anime characters in his rants.

Because then we know he's been looking here recently.
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"Okay, let's see here, ***sighhhhhhh*** no SnowKarl I didn't hear about Twitter changing people's profile pics on April Fools today, what a stupid fucking question, seriously."

Stephen Hawking said:
So I'm now a little anime girl.

I'd have an erection if I wasnt suffering from Lou Gherigs Disease.

I guess I'm the April Fool today.
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Dude, I would fuck your avatar if you weren't in a god damned wheelchair
 
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