CCheelai
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Jeans streak when?
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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Fun fact: DSP pulled in at least $6,763 in cash tips in March, before fees, taxes and undisclosed chargebacks. This is the highest monthly tips amount since July 2020.
Remember this the next time he begs for money (probably tomorrow).
Remember this the next time he begs for money (probably tomorrow).
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odd because he begged like a lil bitch on that CoD stream last night lol
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The begging will be cranked to eleven as we celebrate Piggy's birth week
I'm curious: has anyone asked Philbert if he has picked up a signed copy of Dr. Disrespect's book yet? I chuckle imagining the salt we would get.
Surly Muppet
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Last Year: 'The vest streak is an unprecedented level of support, I don't think it will ever happen again. But this kind of support will help me get back on my feet after the bankruptcy, I can finally make some progress. Stream improvements are coming!'
This Year: 'I'm going to need even more support than the vest streak because that has somehow now become the baseline cost for my bills and survival. This level of support will absolutely need to continue, and I'm going to need even more with my taxes coming due. Stream improvements will maybe come at some point in the next year when I'm back on my feet, if this support continues.'
The goalposts don't move and this is not a scam, though - detractors are just conspiracy theorists.
WWE Champions is a hell of a drug.
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Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that you can't realistically make $375 / per day door dashing, especially out in bumfuck nowhere
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Like the horse isn’t that pretty and she may still have a demon inside of her but any holes a goal and the pig can brag that he had a threesome
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“The past was alterable. The past never had been altered.
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Man I'm actually getting this shit on my homepage now, I just wanted to watch 1 DSP tries it
Like just look at this shit. Imagine being new and not knowing who DSP is.
1.) "The King of Hate Vlogs" sounds like some racist type shit right off the bat.
2.) What a shitty thumbnail
3.) Based off the title, it's a 6 minute video of him stirring a mfking pot. What kind of bottom of the barrel content is that?
Also because I'm on the topic, I saw a Mrhuth Stuff video on DSP making tacos. Motherfucker explained that tacos can be made with lettuce, tomatoes, or even sour cream. Who the fuck is he explaining this to?
Like just look at this shit. Imagine being new and not knowing who DSP is.
1.) "The King of Hate Vlogs" sounds like some racist type shit right off the bat.
2.) What a shitty thumbnail
3.) Based off the title, it's a 6 minute video of him stirring a mfking pot. What kind of bottom of the barrel content is that?
Also because I'm on the topic, I saw a Mrhuth Stuff video on DSP making tacos. Motherfucker explained that tacos can be made with lettuce, tomatoes, or even sour cream. Who the fuck is he explaining this to?
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This is what I can’t get about “tipping to own the ‘tractors”.
How are we supposed to get emotional over Phil’s money count when Phil himself doesn’t care and just wants people to forget every single dollar he’s ever grabbed?
He very well could flex and dab on haters with the $7k he’s made this past month, but since feigning distress is the only tool in his kit he won’t do it. How could you keep trying to fund an effort that by default won’t allow you a victory?
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Paul Versace Fadil’s increased disdain to delivery people & DoorDash in general, is due to Wingo Jordenstein the V6th.
It’s that simple. Regardless of what Richard is earning.
I commend the fact that those two cute gorditos made a plan to DoorDash in order to afford a cruise through out Alaska.
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Phil.. doesn’t matter what the fuck you say... your marriage is trash. Smartest decision you both ever made was to never reproduce. I’d actually chill with Smelly Kelly. Khet is fuckin’ dull.Happy Autism day Mrs. St. Jean-Burnell! If I were you I’d snatch Phil’s phone & erase that WWE app.
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Well, it's a nice change of pace seeing someone else beat Phil at his own pull game, seeing the pathetic desperation begs is always an entertaining time. Looking forward to seeing all the retards milked dry and they wonder where they went wrong.
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*SSSNNOOORRRRT....alright.I was on PPG looking for the quote (because he's said something very similar to it in the past), and listen to this snort I came across... Jesus. It happens at 9:01
He followed that up about 10 seconds later with another loud snort. Snortin' all over the damn place.
Edit: Kept listening and I know I'm preaching to the choir here but what an annoying fucking beggar Phil is. "I'm having financial prahblems and there's no need for me to explain my prahblems because I don't wanna bahther you with my prahblems but I'm really gonna need you to step it up and contribute because of my prahblems...alright?"
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I recently held quite a few shares of $Rkt stock, I was too diamond handed and sold 3 hours too late but still made a profit, and got dividends for each share. Although I screwed up a bit, I still made a much better choice than spending $3,000 on a glitchy mobile faggot bejeweled cock slap simulation
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From what I have seen of wings he is retarded and a piece of shit but now he has completely shut down, now he turns on the stream and reminds everyone that this is a 25$ an hour stream and if he doesn't make that in tips he will shut the stream down, if someone donates money he plays whatever that person wants and all while he is playing he is doing it in silence except from complaining about money, saying that he hates streaming, reminding everyone he needs more or he will end the stream and lastly saying "ban xyz". His streams are worse than Phil.
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Don't know how much fun stuff he is going to be doing with his wife. Not with that 32% positvity. His penne is going to be dropping a lot of inputs. Miserable step it up guys.
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It's a smarter move to marry a goddamn realdoll than it is to marry Khet. She has the same empty stare and lack of individuality & personality that a realdoll has, but far less appealing to look at, and zero chance of banging her, coupled with having to pay for her food and letting her take your car out to work and the Jim and all that shit.
In a normal situation, the realdoll is the far more pathetic choice to avoid, sure. But if you're left with the choice between a realdoll or Khet, then you get more respect from me if you choose to smash the silicone snatch instead of that equine cardboard cutout.
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Cooking with the King is peak DSP content. It's just Phil with a camcorder rocking back and forth violently as he overexplains how to cook extremely basic and mundane things like he's preparing a Michelin starred dish. It's lower than high school home economics level, this is something I would expect to be shown to people who are borderline intellectually disabled to help them learn to live independently. The taco video you mentioned is him just literally following the instructions on the back of the seasoning packet and then assembling the tacos from prepackaged ingredients. Phil even admitted at one point that DSP Tries It/DSP Cooks It was just him filming what he was gonna eat/cook anyways and shitting out a 10 minute video for easy money. That was his excuse for why those series were discontinued, because they didn't have the same obscene effort to profit ratio as they once did.
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It's none of your business where that pahsivity is going
It's. To. Pay. For. Stuff. Stupid.
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